So I wrote up a review for The Shivah, then I noticed that this website had just put one up. Then I did my notes for Risk of Rain... only to notice there was a review already. I wish I got games two weeks before so I could do reviews of new games, but alas tis not to be. I am no great and powerful reviewer, descended from the heavens themselves and given unto Destructoid to critique games with jurisprudence. I guess I'll go back to reviews of old games and seeing how they compare in these modern times. I can do that, you can't take that away from me DESTRUCTOID!!!
... or can you.
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