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Alpha Thought

What up BROS, This is your main alpha dog, ALPHA SHARK! I'm new here, but hopefully I can bring my luxury lifestyle and my massive shark fueled pectorals to the masses. ...

 
 

About Alpha Sharkone of us since 9:08 PM on 02.07.2009

I like keepin' it Alpha!

If you don't inject bull shark, you ain't Alpha, dog!
I inject bull shark everyday, and I'm as big as a Panda!

But I hate Pandas, they're like a weak bear, and if I can kill a bear, you KNOW I can murder a Panda!

STAY ALPHA!



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