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Free Games 4 Vanity Art! (Easy Contest)


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Sometimes I see some cblogs and I see some sweet sweet pictures in the personal info bar and man I get so so jealous. I seethe sometimes even. Like that Gobun character, he's got some sweet drawing. And M Randy Dixon. Dang, I'm jealous. So now its time to bribe y'all.

So I bought the Indie Royale May Hurray Bundle way back in May. I picked it up pretty much for Dungeon Defenders (a very nice game). There are 4 other games in the bundle that just don't look like my cup of tea. I don't know, puzzley stuff, music rythm stuff, whatever. They look cool, but I'd play them for about 4 minutes and then never again. So I thought, "Hey, give these good games away to the people, and squeeze them into drawing or singing or writing poems about you."

Alex, you son of a bitch. You've done it again.

The games are:
-Containment: The Zombie Puzzler
-Data Jammers: FastForward
-Brainpipe - A Plunge to Unhumanity
-Weird Worlds: Return to Infinite Space
and a soundtracks to:
-Voodoo Interface & Temperal Logic Grid Blues

They all run on PC, Mac, or Linux and the top three have Steam keys too.

Wow, your thinking ok ok wow wow ok sweetness. Yep. And guess what, super easy contest time.
You can win by either:
-Drawing a picture of me.
-writing a song about me.
-writing a poem about me.
-Taking a nude photo and emailing it to M Randy Dixon. (Note: Emailing M Randy will not result in any games, just moral victories.)

Post it in the comments below, and i'll make an announcement blog in ten days (10/14/12) to reveal the winners.

Good luck people, and may rock and roll carry you to victory.
(MS Paint is more than welcome!)
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About Alex Barbatsisone of us since 9:16 PM on 11.03.2009

For movies: Youtube
For rambles: Twitter
For hugs: call your mother

My jam: Dreamcast- Jet Grind Radio, Typing of the Dead, Hello Kitty Cake Factory

Also Jammin: Nintendo- Newly acquired Jet Black Wii and tried and true DS lite. Spirit Tracks, Castlevania, Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan aka Japanese Elite Beat Agents (which someone stole from my little brother #bastard)

In LA. If you want to get dominated in Powerstone 2, let me know.

Writing for Sega Addicts. Woot! Tues: Retro Reviews Fri: Freaky Fridays (horror themed games)

Tatsunoko vs. Capcom code: 0689 9168 4694
Steam ID: bbats

Front Paged:
-Ronathon All Star Podcast with Chad Concelmo, Colette Bennett, Stella Wong, Brad Nicholson, and myself
-Ronathon Wrap up

Zuma Blitz Semi-Front Page Action
-Handsome man wins third place, America's heart
-In Zuma Blitz, the first picture is the one that matters
-America's Sweetheart surrounded by Greek, Colette Bennett.

Currently Playing: Dungeon Defenders, Jet Set Radio HD, Super Crate Box (PC), TF2!!
3DS Code:2277-6808-4329


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