There was a package on my desk at home when I got back from work. Strange. Let's have a look:
No rattling noises, no ticking and no vibrating. That's a relief. Ah, it's from Destructoid, so it must be legit:
Alright, let's open the fucker up. If it's antrax, then maybe I can get onto twitter for a profanity spwen death rattle before the Lord takes me:
Yay! It's not something designed to kill me.
It's a motherfucking Lost Planet 2 Salamander plushie!!
Oh fuck, it's big!
Argh, it can smell fear!!!
Kitten is unimpressed. By everything.
Look at how sexy it is. The plushie, not me. Even though I have new glasses....
But seriously, thanks Destructoid and Capcom for the plushie. It's seriously badass!
LOOK WHO CAME: