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LONG BLOG

NVGR: Why Strangers Should Never Randomly IM Me

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[00:05] QuotedCoho: May I talk to you?
[00:05] MrMxyzptlk123: Okay
[00:05] QuotedCoho: If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back
[00:06] MrMxyzptlk123: Who is Jack Bauer?
[00:06] QuotedCoho: He is the protagonist of the television series 24
[00:07] MrMxyzptlk123: Oh, I don't get to watch TV often. Is that a new show?
[00:07] QuotedCoho: Nope
[00:08] MrMxyzptlk123: Is he african american like Rosa Parks?'
[00:08] QuotedCoho: No he is not
[00:09] MrMxyzptlk123: So why would she move to the back? I'm afraid I don't understand.
[00:09] QuotedCoho: It's supposed to suggest that Jack Bauer is so fierce and violent that Rosa Parks would be so afraid for her personal safety that she would no longer care about civil rights
[00:10] MrMxyzptlk123: Oh. He sounds sort of crazy. And he's the protagonist of the show?
[00:10] MrMxyzptlk123: What kind of program is it? I don't really care for violent programing.
[00:12] QuotedCoho: It's a thriller
[00:12] MrMxyzptlk123: Like the Michael Jackson album?
[00:13] MrMxyzptlk123: I love Michael Jackson. I can't believe the horrible things some people are saying about him and those children.
[00:14] QuotedCoho: Yeah it's sad the way the media treats people
[00:14] QuotedCoho: His type of music isn't really my type but I respect his work
[00:15] MrMxyzptlk123: That's what you get when the entire industry in controlled by those shifty jews.
[00:16] MrMxyzptlk123: Hitler was right.
[00:18] QuotedCoho: I don't think it's fair to classify all Jews as one thing or another
[00:18] MrMxyzptlk123: I would think the same if they hadn't killed our Lord and Savior.
[00:20] QuotedCoho: Not all of them did!
[00:21] MrMxyzptlk123: It's in their blood though.
[00:22] QuotedCoho: Maybe
[00:23] MrMxyzptlk123: I read this essay a few years ago and it changed my life: http://www.churchoftrueisrael.com/protocols/

And that's when he stopped talking to me. I can't imagine why.
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About Mxyzptlkone of us since 11:08 AM on 11.10.2006

Aaron "Mxy" Yost was an admin for the Dtoid Forums, and hosted/produced the Radio Destructoid podcast with some of the other Dtoid community managers. He also has a dark secret that must never be revealed, lest the world be split asunder.

Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mixie" for short.

I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.

I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.

I am two with nature.

I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.

I mostly come at night... Mostly.

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.

I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for
you.

I'm like, you know... this guy.



You should listen to Radio Destructoid! It's the best podcast ever, except for those other ones that are better.

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