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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

VGR Review: 3rd Birthday

Parasite Eve is one of those franchises that never made it out of the original PlayStation era when JRPGs fell onto Sonyís first console like autumn rain. The first two games are often held up as PlayStation classics but the series seeme...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Fivefinger Delta

#Blessedmas

 
 
Riley1sSpook

Sexual innuendos but depressingly anticlimactic go

 
 
Hypno

Joker sequel

 
 
taterchimp

Fuck Paid for new gutters last week, then paid for my cat to have teeth removed Get done with work, ready to settle down, sink starts So now I have a new faucet and a 6 pack of

 
 
Czar Kazem

Because some roads you shouldnt go Because maps used to say there be dragons Now they But that dont mean the dragons arent Just started Fargo and this is the coolest fucking line Ive ever What a

 
 
Electric Reaper

Green Man Gaming has a 22% discount voucher for DRAGON QUEST XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age Definitive Edition: its JRPG22

 
 
Roager

#Cursedmas

 
 
ChronoLynxx

At work today, the hospital sent out an email stating that Covid vaccines could start being distributed as early as next Supplies will be very limited at first and well be following CDC guidelines on who gets them This is very good

 
 
Plissken

#Philkensmas

 
 
Vadicta

#Cursedmas

 
 
mullon

Why do I keep playing Cultist Simulator? I never know what Im doing, I never seem to make any real

 
 
dephoenix

#Cursedmas

 
 
Occams

#Cursedmas An ode to Mike

 
 
triggerpigking

Fischl sketch for today, trying out a dynamic pose, might continue this

 
 
LastKingofHearts

I started a new twitch The Real Hudless I attempt to beat some of my favorite games with no HUD at First up on the chopping block, Sekiro NG +2, Dishonored, and maybe

 
 
Pronighter

Sadly I am only Gold rank so no cloaks to show but getting updates of the game before anyone else has huge Puzzelnite is puzzle game similar to puzzle Try it out in the google play store and apple app store

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

So it turns out that the Taiko RPGs are out on the eshop today! I had no

 
 
Spaceloaf

I hit soft-pity in Genshin Impact and got my first Surprise, its a baby Diluc! I was hoping for Keching, but I guess you have to love your kids Now begins the farming to raise him to an They grow up (not) so

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Won the contest for Prodeus (big thanks to Mike!) and Im both happy and Happy that I got it because it feels really good and so far its more satisfying than DOOME was for And mad because I hit the end of the EA content and I WANT MOREEEEEE

 
 
TurboKill

The rumors were This just came Sorry to all of you waiting for Cyberpunk next This sucks

 
 
Alphadeus

My spotify I like to listen to comedy music when I fall It leads to some interesting dreams where I can hear the music When Im awake, I listen to video game I dont listen to my own music, because I have mp3s for

 
 
Seymour

Today, I finally closed the ring of 3,000 steps in one Extra cool is that I did them consecutively rather than in Also marks 6 days in a row where I walked at least one Now, I’m gonna see how I take to cutting sugary

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Embrace the Lets try not to embrace the other L on tonights session of Super Mario 35!

 
 
Neronium

Good news, already got my COVID test back and I am negative for right Then about 10 minutes later I got a text saying that another person had it and was last in work on not a matter of if, its a matter of when for me I

 
 
Plissken

#Philkensmas

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Amazing #Stripmas

 
 
mullon

There should be a hidden Mario game in Mario 3D

 
 
Cloudman Sam

Does anyone have any advice on what to do with a dusty basement room with terrible ventilation and a dust problem that is impossible to remove?

 
 
TheBlondeBass

I reject modernity, JoJo!

 
 
siddartha85

Its My most played Spotify song of 2020 is Faith by The Also my most listened

 
 
Soulbow

Alright M-M-Morty *belllccchh* I-I know its your birthday and all, but Im going Going to need you to take your Council opinion and, and stick it WAYYYY up your Like WAYYYY up there Morty, its the only way! (Happy birthday you beautiful man)

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Blessedmas

 
 
bong264

Current Status:

 
 
Whispering Willow

I suppose in the FFXIV update a corpse should be left well I might finally be able to have something that approaches a Lady Marie of the Astral Clock Tower

 
 
medicamecanica

Sakuna gives you some rice, a dirt field, and some tools and is like ok, its summer, you know what to No I dont game, no I

 
 
Seymour

Holy shit holy Apparently, I can make some SERIOUS bank off this sealed copy of Limited Run Games LE of Jak & Daxter that I was accidentally sent (already had one)! I knew keeping it sealed would be a perfect break-glass

 
 
Boxman214

I did I listened to the first episode of Critical See you in 12 years, I

 
 
Zer0t0nin

Im fully Team #Cursedmas, but today, the world actually was #blessed by the birth of the one and only Happy Birthday my

 
 
taterchimp

#Cursedmas

 
 
Roager

On the third day of #Stripmas,

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Cursedmas NSFL

 
 
lokhe

Decided to replay the DOOM level I got softlocked in and continue with the Finally at the next Onward we

 
 
Plissken

#Philkensmas

 
 
Gajknight

#Blessedmas #CurrentStatus

 
 
MeeGhoulz

Dont let the poster fool ya! These are from the original game! Cheers!

 
 
Hypno

Really wasnt expecting much but Asscreed Valhalla has been a real Ubijank and bugs galore, sure, but the game thats there under the french crust is a lot of 45 hours in and still no signs of burning

 
 
Hokogan

How Im

 
 
homeoftheblues

Ha! Dont lie to your wife son!

 
 
Slimybear245

Wut?Litrealtly downloaded the ps app only yesterday and get greeted with this message already