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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

VGR Review: 3rd Birthday

Parasite Eve is one of those franchises that never made it out of the original PlayStation era when JRPGs fell onto Sonyís first console like autumn rain. The first two games are often held up as PlayStation classics but the series seeme...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Shinkz

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN I fucking love It plays not Godzilla music and then breathes fire

 
 
Flanx

I woke up to see someone sent me a trailer of a Nier remaster and I Thats all for now, speak to you guys

 
 
FakePlasticTree

New Nier game for IOS too

 
 
Parismio

Nier Replicant remaster!?

 
 
Voltaic Owl

ARMS is a bit more fun (and much easier to control) after trying it for a couple of Doubt Ill play it beyond the trial, but at least Ill know what its all about if they do wind up making a

 
 
triggerpigking

Shiek sketch

 
 
Parismio

Making walnut brownies, cause what else are you gonna do on a quarantined Saturday night?

 
 
Seymour

Played co-op in New Horizons with a bud of mine and their island and it will likely be my

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Guess whats back again? Thats right, its Strange Game Saturdays! Tonight, we take a look at the weird SNES/Super Famicom

 
 
LastKingofHearts

Worked on this for a bit more Wanted to get more of the background down and ended up just messing around with the Instagram @upinsmokeproductions

 
 
Occams

Please enjoy this image of Lovecraftian Joe Also, if you have an inclination to share your opinion about him with me in the comments, please I don’t I just like this weird

 
 
Neronium

Accidentally mentioned having writers block on Twitter and the Let me write your paper for you bots came Help!

 
 
kevlarmonkey

My first celebrity crush on the left, not a bad substitute on the right

 
 
taterchimp

The Farplane was pretty Some things are starting to grind on me, so Im hoping Im decently far in the game

 
 
Fuzunga

Ive seen every single person online converting images to QR codes to make custom designs in Animal Crossing using the same site but it doesnt work for me at Says the code is in the wrong Anyone else have this problem?

 
 
Sharukurusu

I tested out a couple of free games this And, I cant believe Im saying this, but Ghost Recon Breakpoint has really improved since the I may actually buy Secondly, Insurgency Sandstorm is not nearly as good as the original,

 
 
On Air Fish

Birthday shirt arrived! Nice work, ZombieCORPS!

 
 
Anthony Marzano

Bob is Wes kinda #BobLikesBunnygirlSaturdays

 
 
D-Volt

Thinking about getting a used Mayflash F500 for Gift card will cover $50 of Mostly looking to play more casual Virtua Fighter 5 and maybe play my Atari Classics Collection with an authentic Can anyone vouch for its performance?

 
 
Dangus Taargus

The Sony PVM CRT lives!!! Now what to do with it?

 
 
able to think

Kinda wanted to get Aria of Sorrow and Harmony of Dissonance for GBA but holy shit those cartridges are Guess Ill keep playing the Double Pack which ironically is even more

 
 
Boxman214

Every episode of Tiger King be like

 
 
Dango

You go in, and you get kicked around, and you think its impossible, and then you do it, as if reality itself has been bent to your evil

 
 
Jetter Mars

It looks like the FF7 Remakes street date has been At least in PAL Cant speak for other

 
 
Mike Sounders

Decided to start panel Really helps the small details

 
 
RolanberryPrins

Drinking rye and ginger beer before 4pm because time has no Trying to make a list of tasks for the next month, things to stream or even just to Any suggestions I might not have thought of?

 
 
Tricerapops

At that point in DOOME where I gotta go back and do some cleanup before I take the next Just one Slayer Gate, battery, toy, and secret encounter before I head Just a little I need those 90s fps renaissance games on my XBONE

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Hey everyone! Gonna stream some Resident Evil Remake, stop by if you can!

 
 
Kyle Yadlosky

This is the mood Im trying to strike in these tough

 
 
absolutfreak

Ok Trying to get my wife on board for movie date night in after the kids are off to bed Anyone have any good horror suggestions from the last few years?

 
 
able to think

Went to Kroger today and it was ravaged but it still had basically everything I The cereal aisle was the worst This was the only thing that nobody bought which restores some of my faith in

 
 
Boxman214

Im loving FFXV right Im taking my sweet I kind of dread what Ive heard about how it takes a turn for the linear (and worse) in the back half of the

 
 
Neronium

Hooman, it is my You shall not take

 
 
Voltaic Owl

*cracks open 3DS* Screw it, time to see what Shantae is all

 
 
ScionVyse

This island didnt have many flowers left after I was done with

 
 
Neronium

My IDW Megatron gunpla is Might do picture progress of my first build and dump them inside of this quickpost

 
 
Boxman214

Good morning!

 
 
ScionVyse

Just giving a public shoutout to Fivefinger Delta for helping me out with ordering the good Xenoblade Chronicles special edition! Hes the best!

 
 
Fivefinger Delta

Questiontoid: Which games put you in a zen/flow-like state?

 
 
AtomicBanana

Baldric did nothing

 
 
Operative20

I like to annoy my SO by calling the recent Star Wars game Star Wars: Jedi Knight:Jedi Academy:Jedi Order:Jedi outcast

 
 
dephoenix

Heres a cool Bayonetta wallpaper Platinumgames/Sega

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Getting started on that hot new game before all the other It has the coolest cutting edge graphics, blood, guns and a girl in a tube top and Its super mature so Nintendo kiddies cant have

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid

 
 
Nior

Finished Doom You dont need me to tell you how good it is, but if I had to, heres my review in one sentence: diamonds cant match how hard I am right Very strong GOTY Now for the ultra nightmare

 
 
ScionVyse

I want to preorder the Xenoblade special edition from Game UK, since they have it available, but I cant since they require an actual UK phone

 
 
Voltaic Owl

First mow of the year! Mowing made me want to play Monster Hunter for some Then Mario Maker Then Golden Sun, Chrono Trigger, and Harvest Moon? Anyone else have weird/random associations like that?

 
 
Hakkurei

How come no one tells me theres a Megaman fangame of THIS caliber coming up? Entirely new artstyle from the ground up, damage numbers, aditional playable This is the good

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Really solid