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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 

F2P Steam Games Review

Steam has finally introduced free-to-play games to steam. There were some free mods before, but these are actual games made by other companies. They all strive off of a Pay-For-More model, where you just pay for extra stuff. Sometimes that ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

Duke Nukem Forever review (PC)

Duke Nukem Forever seemed like it's been in development for forever (LOL). But seriously, I'm getting kind of bothered by the reviews. People cannot grade everything the same way, and this really shows it off. For example, movies like PoTC4...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Destructoids Very Own Ein

In Celebration of Nathan Ds 4 years here, #ThighhighThursday

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Soulbow was That new Disturbed is

 
 
Marcel Hoang

Look, every job fair in a hotel is going to be ‚ÄúJust settle for customer service‚ÄĚ

 
 
bong264

Another quick one for Like the hipster that I am I prefer the old necron models to the new ones :P

 
 
Occams

Obama summarizes so eloquently and tenderly what Aretha Franklin meant to A beautiful thought for a soul that touched us

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Im guessing shes not mother of the

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Im guessing shes not mother of the

 
 
On Air Fish

There are 2 people in my office that order out One gets a sandwich the other gets an I cant even fathom spending that just on lunch

 
 
KingofPangea

Lookit deez pretty

 
 
Zalno

TIL that the tourney organizer for SSB4 at Super Smash Con last weekend was a I was completely unaware of this while I was there last more you

 
 
Gajknight

Newly unearthed footage of Torchman defending his territory from foreign

 
 
Dwavenhobble

I really feel like sometimes events converge to make my Cblogs perfectly Xbox live goes down yesterday and annoys a load of people the day before my Cblog about not trusting MS

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

*Sees Diablo III on Switch, looks over at a nervous Jeff Kaplan and

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Remember that mobile game called Azur Lane I was in the closed beta for? Well, it has an open beta that just started now, so anyone can play it! It should be in the App Store/Google Play

 
 
TheLimoMaker
 
 
bong264

Even with all his might, DooMguy can not handle the doots of hell :P

 
 
Kerrik52

You spend ONE Summer coding almost glued to a screen and suddenly a beard makes itself Truly, a mystery for the

 
 
Shoggoth2588

October 19th, October 19th, October feel like Im forgetting something about the mid-October launch Oh! Right, Starfox 3 launches on the No, Im not going to call it Starlink, fuck

 
 
Mike Sounders

Guess who is going to see Slender Man with his roommates on Friday? Guess who is going to be drunk on Friday?

 
 
Nathan D

Oh snap, just noticed my Dtoid account is 4 years old as of I guess its just as well, now it can coincide with Cheers,

 
 
Hlarge4d6

What does our Colony Drop expert think of this?

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

What an interesting timeline we live in

 
 
Soulbow

So this came out today, and I could NOT be more fucking

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Reminder: Hollow Knights Godmaster DLC comes out in a Ive not played in a Im gonna be SUPER rusty aint I

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Lol, I just finished Telltales Batman and got a Platinum trophy just for playing the game Thats kinda ridiculous and makes the very concept of platinum trophies

 
 
dephoenix

Explosm have released a larger box for Joking Hazard now that the amount of cards is too much for the original Because I backed it on KS I got a code for 99% off the special Shiny Red Box And yes, without the code it does cost

 
 
Dr Mel

My friend is a top tier PUBG Proof:

 
 
Occams

I finally found a rebel flag I

 
 
Hypno

When Torchman tries to slide into the

 
 
Adzuken

I wrote this About a year ago, but Ive been too lazy to take my own screenshots for Ive now said, screw it, so heres Quest 64 with someone elses shots

 
 
Boxman214

Do you know what the difference is between a hippo and a zippo? Well, one is pretty heavy and the others a little

 
 
TheLimoMaker

On the one hand, want to play Dead by On the other hand, dont have enough friends to play Dead by Guess I have to settle for stalking and killing people in real life Back to my basement I

 
 
Perro

Rest In Peace, sweet

 
 
JcDent

It was a long and bloody fight against Moeist

 
 
Alphadeus

I just wanted to thank everyone for the support the past few Fact is, I hate promoting my music because I feel like a I gave up, but SrChurros posted my music, and a lot of people downloaded the album I really appreciate Thank

 
 
Sfero

By the way, the fact that Simons holy water hurts every Smash fighter means that all video games are the spawn of the

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Marvelous has just announced Uppers, the PS Vita brawler from a while back, is coming to PS4 and PC!! Europe, at I have no doubt that the US announcement will be The important part is that you can play as Daidouji from Senran Kagura!

 
 
Jiraya

How to break a neck properly

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Is there a way to get a different version of a Logitech sound driver? The headset works fine in the jack but not USB, which leads me to think its a driver or software issue and not a hardware

 
 
taterchimp

Best love story ever

 
 
Guerrilla

I’ve returned! For those of you who don’t remember me, which is most of *sighs in duck*

 
 
JcDent

Stay tuned for the sequel article titled 11 Things Tourists Should Never Do in Panama, Ever, Unless its Monday, the 15th Day of the Month and The Moon Is Waxing Gibbous

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Me at work this past

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

And the Persona Q2 trailers keep on coming! This one focuses on Junpei, of P3 Hopefully everyone gets a character trailer like this!

 
 
Jiraya

Guys, please dont plagiarize, unless its good code, you should totally plagiarize good code

 
 
RiffRaff

Is anyone elses daily run counter bugged in Dead Cells? Ive been stuck at 4 more runs for days

 
 
Flanx

Nice, new teaser trailer for Gundam NT

 
 
Rudorlf

Have you guys played Half-Life: Echoes yet? Its a fan-made Half-Life chapter viewed from a different candidate, with survival action (moreso than the original) and some trippin moments that were related to the Vance Link to mod on the

 
 
JcDent

Mary is a comrade and she has her stepping-on-libertarians shoes

 
 
Seymour

#HevyDevyToid sounds good to me! Whilst this is technically Steve Vais work (one of my favorite guitarists), Devin does sing it!