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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 

F2P Steam Games Review

Steam has finally introduced free-to-play games to steam. There were some free mods before, but these are actual games made by other companies. They all strive off of a Pay-For-More model, where you just pay for extra stuff. Sometimes that ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

Duke Nukem Forever review (PC)

Duke Nukem Forever seemed like it's been in development for forever (LOL). But seriously, I'm getting kind of bothered by the reviews. People cannot grade everything the same way, and this really shows it off. For example, movies like PoTC4...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

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Electric Reaper

Some people think this song is a bit dirty because they mishear the

 
 
Rad Party God

#darksiders3

 
 
MeanderBot

Spent all evening moving my PC components into a new Old case was beaten and bent, and I suspected that it was shorting the mobo and causing intermittent booting But everything is working well so far! Hope it

 
 
TriCerAroK

This was tough, but I loved Gonna have to go back and get all Like Retro City Rampage, Celeste has a demake hidden in

 
 
AvtrSpirit

Stardew Valley on the PS Vita :BlessRNG:

 
 
JcDent

Once you internalize that gun lobby doesnt care how high the stack of dead children becomes, you start investing in technology that can never stop the local incel from shooting the hot I bet its a grift at this

 
 
JohnSmith123

The soundtrack for Hyrule Warriors does not get enough Just a perfect mix of Dynasty Warriors rock with Nintendos classic Zelda It is so Like that right there? Makes me want to play Wind Waker Maybe itll get a Switch port? lol

 
 
Blanchimont

Wow, Closers actually doubled down on all their problematic features and somehow made it even

 
 
Osc

Used to come across this type of music a lot back in the From the opening notes, it all has a dream-like quality that I can chill Also do you see this guys bowl cut! #musictoid | Getter, Oliver Tree - Forget It

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

I think my favorite part of Bloodborne is that with each new area I enter there is something the artists dreamed up as if they were in a race to see who could outweird

 
 
Union pvt bong264

So I guess this is gonna be a not gonna lie, Im kinda interested in seeing where this

 
 
Laid Back Gundy

Welp, I finally beat Ys VIII Lacrimosa of Dana, true ending and everything! Holy shit what a fantastic Dana forever,

 
 
Hlarge4

I missed a few big I feel like a trash man for To all of you, Im Yall mean oodles to I just realized that E3 is coming soon! Im Hoping to see more Metroid Whats got your panties saturated?

 
 
kevlarmonkey

Considering my cell took the spot that 200 million other cells were fighting for, I consider the rest of my life to be a success! Photo credit: Sad Brick

 
 
Papa Niero

I couldnt put Cobra Kai down! Thats what I call retro reboots done right

 
 
Mike Sounders

Busy May for old Finished FFXV, started and finished Yakuza 6, reviewed Super Robot Wars I even built a model kit in a single I feel productive as

 
 
homeoftheblues

Hey, its #MelMonday

 
 
Adzuken

Im probably the last person to find this out, but Mega Man V on Gameboy is pretty

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Mad respect to anyone who makes perfect Tropical Freeze That game is brutal!

 
 
Tohsaka

Good to know that any rhythm game I pick up I can do well enough to screw up an all perfect run by Flagging is my

 
 
TriCerAroK

Celeste is so fucking Just a beautiful Tough as nails Just at the

 
 
Steel Squirrel

I saw this on Hideo Kojimas Instagram feed late last Look where this guy is accidentally MGS 0 For updated breaking #E3hype

 
 
Jiraya

Im felling this more and more and wanted to confirm if its a personal issue, I have a launch PS4 and lately new games seem to be taking deep performance hits (framerate slowdowns and such) is anyone else in this boat? Examples: God Of War and Yakuza 6

 
 
Union pvt bong264

This must be the scariest transformer I have ever Joint were creaking, tabs were in weird BUT, all worth it for motherfucking STEAMPUNK SHOCKWAVE!!! My camera doesnt do this guy justice he is magnificent!

 
 
ScionVyse

Monday

 
 
Electric Reaper

More States should have a bottle bill like Over 90% of beverage containers that have deposits on them are

 
 
Dwavenhobble

Even though its not Monday where I am anymore #Magicalgirlmonday wooo

 
 
Michformer

Huzzah! Monster design article is finally up on Destructoids CBlogs Seems like my MSN email address was the main culprit behind the Are you sure youre human? error ALMOST

 
 
Xeo

The unpopular I think Black Ops 4 actually looks really I like the changes being implemented, great to see the series break away from the 2008 And the battle royale sounds like a great time with

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

i just beat Neir Automata, it was a great gamae,

 
 
Rico the Penguin

Actually, sticking with my original plan of not spreading the negativity of The original message was about some jerk being a But lots of people on the walk werent jerks, so thats Leaving gif because it represents how they were act

 
 
Tohsaka

This should help out for next Oh and VOEZ is on sale for a short time,

 
 
Seymour

My latest haul! New Joycons to replace the iffy launch ones, Skyrim because Skyrim VRs usage of the motion-controlled bow n arrow made combat way more fun, and Battle Chasers because turn-based combat + fantabulous Made any good hauls lately, gang?

 
 
TriCerAroK

Remember when developers made different versions of games for different systems? Remember when porting down from arcades was a thing? This RE7 thing on Switch is just

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Falling in love with Takadas boss theme for Badgirl and other tracks from I just realized he did the soundtrack for God Hand as well, which explains so Atlus, hire this man to compose for the next SMT or Persona,

 
 
Shoggoth2588

I finally saw Infinity War! (Spoiler thoughts in the comments)

 
 
Greenhornet214

Little life update in the comments for anyone interested

 
 
Anthony Marzano

You may think its Victoria Day but we all know the real day today is

 
 
Raiku Destructoids Champion

Saw Deadpool 2 on Loved Also loved the Trailer for The Happytime WARNING NSFW

 
 
lokhe

So in a weird turn of events, my trip to the ER ended up earning me $40 so I decided to get Wizard of Legend for Pretty good so far, but I think I wouldve liked it better if it wasnt a

 
 
Tohsaka

Shame Vita support is on its way Im only now getting used to

 
 
Rudorlf

I think Ill refrain from shaving for a while after a recent gory scene on the Also, I really liked Shogun World, even though the town looks really small (Which I understand, considering its setting looks much more expensive than the Western one)

 
 
Bass

Went walking in town I shopped around for a new bike, since mine was totalled last I havent decided yet, but just walking outside felt great with the nice Thanks Victoria day! Hope you guys had a great canadian monday

 
 
Boxed Swine

Halt! Who goes there?

 
 
Nathan D

Aww yeah, E3 is just around the Only *checks calendar* 3 weeks WEEKS?! What the just wont get

 
 
Neronium

Almost got scammed out of my laptop I was Caught it before it was But now Im depressed cause Im an

 
 
Zalno

Got a call from a recruiter Ive been talking with for the past couple of I did so well in the interview for HP that Im getting a 6-8 month contract I may even go full-time by the end of the year if I do well! :D

 
 
Greenhornet214

I wish the shopkeeper was playable in Hyrule So OP