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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 

F2P Steam Games Review

Steam has finally introduced free-to-play games to steam. There were some free mods before, but these are actual games made by other companies. They all strive off of a Pay-For-More model, where you just pay for extra stuff. Sometimes that ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

Duke Nukem Forever review (PC)

Duke Nukem Forever seemed like it's been in development for forever (LOL). But seriously, I'm getting kind of bothered by the reviews. People cannot grade everything the same way, and this really shows it off. For example, movies like PoTC4...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Tricerapops

I dont have a thousand dollars to build a rig that can play AAA games at 4K 60, so I am going to pay $150 a month to play my games on Stadia! Yeah!

 
 
Fuzunga

this looks awesome!

 
 
Lex

not sure why this happend but I did something stupid Is this a trend?

 
 
AtomicBanana

Just watched the Arekkz summary of Apparently Google is touting a feature where you can share a certain game state with others to drop in and play I can see is a whole new world of

 
 
Dr Mel

Ok, downloadable games have long been vilified as removing ownership or permanence to Thats going to be thanks to streaming, once that shit really spins And I think, eventually, even in America, it

 
 
Dere

Its been a rough day so lets do some #pettoid to make this day end on a high note

 
 
Tohsaka

Digital Foundry stuff on Thaaats not Even at

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid

 
 
Nathan D

Ugh, its needs to be Friday

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Isnt Stadia that stuff that makes you hallucinate?

 
 
Rad Party God

Got to play and finish DMC 5 this past Absolutely amazing! V should get his own game, I loved that guy and his theme is

 
 
MrPopadopoulis

Playing through FF9 on PS4 with a buddy right now, via Definitely remembering why I used to call this my favorite Its really a fantastic and underrated fuck, do I miss old

 
 
Tohsaka

 

 
 
able to think

Decided to play Battletoads on Sega Genesis, made it to the Ice Caves and then remembered why I never play It’s because the screen doesn’t scroll far enough ahead for you to see any The soundtrack is amazing on Genesis

 
 
Tohsaka

Cant wait to see how Stadia performs against Cave

 
 
Gajknight

You know what my favourite film of the 90s probably is? I love its dark, nihilistic Excellent acting, great suspense and that finale is just Really need to watch it again at some Current status:

 
 
Boxman214
 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

You bet I got Spider-Verse day one! I even managed to get the one with the

 
 
TysonOfTime

Stadias tech is reaaal fuckin If its affordable Ill hop on the Hopefully they can get ut to take off, but regardless of their success theyve convinced me more of the direction of stream

 
 
Soulbow

Current

 
 
NeoTurbo

Holy Not only are Gamegrumps doing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle right now, but it also marks the return of Dan reading fanfiction genius lil soniqs epic sexy sonic saga! Clearly this is the greatest of

 
 
RolanberryPrins

Its a little bit rainy and you know what that

 
 
mullon

After that weird dream last night I think I have to buy a 3D motorcycle racing

 
 
Riff Raff

Feeling old school #Arbitrarywhateverthefuckprimusistuesdaytoid

 
 
Boxman214

Stadia sounds like an Dude, I got tested the other I got

 
 
bong264

Gonna build a time machine and shoot whoever it was who invented the word

 
 
Tohsaka
 
 
Hypno

Who else has sex dreams about Brad Leone? Just me?

 
 
Rudorlf

New Oddworld: Soulstorm trailer! I should get myself acquainted with the series (EDIT: Qtoid & Qpost page comments synchronizations are still FUBAR)

 
 
Seymour

Reminder that this Earthbound-like is still coming out and its OST is sounding

 
 
Osc

My computer doesnt even want to go into safe mode, let alone Looks like I most likely will get a new

 
 
Shinkz

Awwwwwww shit

 
 
Kyle Yadlosky

#librarybookoftheday

 
 
Boxman214

I tried chilaquiles for the first time last My life will never be the I googled where have you been all my life gif and came up with Its pretty much how I feel about

 
 
taterchimp

Reverse necromancer is going to be my next D&D class

 
 
Dere

I get all the ladies

 
 
NakedBigBoss

I adore how, no matter what seemingly impenetrable area I am in, Nico finds a way to get to me in her

 
 
Operative20

BF gets his first gaming computer delivered I think the thing Im most excited about is finally being able to play Left 4 Dead again, with someone I know

 
 
Zer0t0nin
 
 
Dr Mel

I just might be on the honeymoon with Warframe, but this game really nails the progression If youre the least bit patient, all the timers are irrelevant and the easy drop-in drop-out missions are perfect for my time And its fun to

 
 
Dere

Time to make an irresponsible credit card information to order Sekiro, knowing darn well I shouldnt be buying a brand new game now*

 
 
Shibboletho

Are there any fixes for this Qtoid comment issue yet? I’m using chrome and can’t see shit, no matter which comment button I press (comments or direct I had to reply to people using safari on my HELP ME, MARINAAAAAAAA!

 
 
Dr Mel

Console folk: If you play Apex on like PS4 or Xbox One, do you also need to pay the online subscription fee for that platform? I know some F2P games let you off the hook for that fee, wasnt sure if that also applied to Thunks!

 
 
Mike Sounders

One more See you then Space Cowboy

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Finally done gearing up Samurai to item level Monk just needs thier shiny Eureka weapon to get there and Dragoon can be there in about a Im just gonna clean up tanks in the weeks before FFXIV Shadowbringers because other games

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Finally done gearing up Samurai to item level Monk just needs thier shiny Eureka weapon to get there and Dragoon can be there in about a Im just gonna clean up tanks in the weeks before FFXIV Shadowbringers because other games

 
 
PatBateman17

Unofficial Dtoid March Madness bracket on ESPN - Link and details in comments!