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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

VGR Review: 3rd Birthday

Parasite Eve is one of those franchises that never made it out of the original PlayStation era when JRPGs fell onto Sonyís first console like autumn rain. The first two games are often held up as PlayStation classics but the series seeme...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

lokhe

Holy fucking shit the Microsoft 10 storefront is the most infuriating piece of shit storefront Ive ever seen!!!

 
 
ScionVyse

New Smash patch tonight, and of course Im more interested in existing character changes than Obviously Ill be testing her out and stuff, but I really just need my man Ike to get something else At least give him his Fair

 
 
dephoenix

Okay heres my It works great for like, watching movies and shit but I cant see myself using it to sleep because it has just enough space for your head and I feel I would slip off it in the Good quality Worth the price

 
 
Destructoids Very Own Ein

#Darksiders3? The Actual Charlton Heston insisted I share with the world what I spent 5 minutes doing instead of grading dont sell

 
 
NeoTurbo

Managed to get a TON of gaming stuff done during my wisdom teeth Got to the post game stuff in Got my railjack in Got to the point of no return in The Outer Good times

 
 
Osc

Decided to start my game over from I think Ill go back to it, but Ive got another idea for a game that actually is

 
 
Mike Sounders

Its wild to me that Namco is releasing My Hero Academia 2 and One Punch Man within 2 weeks of each I feel like that audience was a good amount of

 
 
Dr Mel

I have really really been enjoying the Blasphemous Its a really dower soundtrack but when Im under a lot of pressure, this kind of stuff really resonates with

 
 
Resident007

Hi, Destructoid! Gaming news here: a big update for Metro Simulator 2020 was released, featuring eight more stations of Moscow The game is available in Steam Early Access

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

Jalapeno poppers and sour popsicles for breakfast because Im going to die eventually anyway, fuck it, lets go out corpulent, cranked to the nines on boner pills, and screaming about how the government is trying to take away our laser assault

 
 
taterchimp

Just got Trial By Trolley (Kickstarter game) and think I found my 2 favorite cards already

 
 
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RiffRaff

With Kentucky RZ releasing its final episode today (and me finally booting up my copy after having in my library for so many years), lets celebrate by talking about our favorite adventure games? What are yours, recommendations, hidden gems?

 
 
Shut Up Ace

Ive had the DKC ost stuck in my head for a while Anyone know of any good hacks I could play?

 
 
RiffRaff

2, 3, A (and no sugar, trve You?

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

Guten morgen, Destructoid! Why not get your day started with a nice dose of uplifting orchestral music? Or you guys could stick to your usual routine of crystal meth and Either works, I dont

 
 
Rasori

What happened to the framerate in the Master Chief Collection? Started up Halo 1 again but its running so It never used to run this bad

 
 
medicamecanica

New monster hunter phone Looks like a continuation of that 3ds stories style, which I like but didnt care for the

 
 
Occams

By the logic of the basketball crying tiny basketballs, in this world, people cry

 
 
Czar Kazem

No one asked, but I finally have these two darlings framed and Im psyched to finally display them

 
 
A Luigi Fanatic

This is the Moenados Power

 
 
Boxman214

Do any of yall watch The Masked Singer? My wife and I just discovered it and binges the first 2 seasons in the last week and a I love Its a really fun show

 
 
Voltaic Owl

Finally got back into Ring Fit after a month-and-a-half It didnt destroy me like I thought it I even survived planks! I guess it helps that I finally got my lardass under 200 in the

 
 
Jinx 01

Kinda depressed but at least I can play Slay the Spire in bed to distract me :/

 
 
Vesalius

Damn, lost another great RIP Reed

 
 
siddartha85

I am ready to play the horse gas station game on Switch when it drops The horses will be fueled with precious gasoline when they clop to my Truly, that is what the 7-year game is about, I have Im going in very blind,

 
 
TurboKill

This remaster of Joust is getting out of hand

 
 
ObliqueZombie

Its my Golden Birthday today; Im 27 on the 27th! Fiance pitched in and helped me get the blue Switch Lite, and I like it slightly better than the regular Switch (at least the Now what would you guys recommend--Astral Chain or Tokyo Mirage??

 
 
Adzuken

Thought about Retro Game Challenge for the first time in a long time It feels like it was forever ago that I first picked it Retro games were something different to me back

 
 
xeronio

Beat Matador at my 2nd try in MORE GOD REJECTED Survived the fall from

 
 
CJ Andriessen

Diets suck, but Im getting really good at cooking

 
 
Tricerapops

Doom Eternal will have no

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

For some reason, 5-minute memes I put together have a habit of taking

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Managed to defeat 1 of these 13 crazy oh boy :o

 
 
mullon

I wish I could figure out how to explain to my dad that just because a game does not have good graphics doesnt mean he should assume its a bad

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

You can no longer use when pigs fly in When Hell freezes over remains an

 
 
Soulbow

People who prefer other types of bud over bud are people I do not

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Between the Mad Space incident and the Eternal Engine crash, I dont know whats going to happen Lets play some more Sonic Adventure 2: Battle!

 
 
hlarge4

Started replaying Yeah, holy Its my By a long And my new Dolby headphones are letting me experience it in a new, unsettling I have the platinum, thought Id feel burnt Nope, gonna get me that

 
 
Flegma

I have spent far too much time (tens of hours, I imagine) to get to this point in my 8-bit game And all the player can do now is move the extra twitchy cursor up and down the

 
 
CJ Andriessen

Guess Im redownloading all of Kentucky Route Zero

 
 
dephoenix

Hey my physical copy of Mare Internum finally came I backed this Kickstarter so long ago! Btw if youve never heard of it, Mare Internum is a very cool sci-fi webcomic set on Its really Ill drop a link in the comments for the

 
 
Occams

Found this at a thrift store over the This and the 1992 Olympic Basketball Dream Team were the closest I ever got to being a sports So many dumb, delightful cartoons from my

 
 
Churros89

Answer: It is Trashove, the winged rat Pokémon!

 
 
Tricerapops

He runs around with this box on his head like it is the most fun thing You cant see it here, but I drew monster faces on the front and

 
 
Rad Party God

Well, dang! Hades is fairly polished and enjoyable for still being in Early Beautiful visuals, fantastic voice acting, great writting, fun and hectic gameplay, amazing And you can pet a giant three headed doggo <3

 
 
Neronium

Why must car maintenance be so Getting a tune up since my sparkplugs are way past needing to be

 
 
Boxman214

Saw this comment on an article about Kobe Bryants I have to admit, I Am I bad person, or is it a good thing to find humor in the macabre?

 
 
TroyFullbuster

People who like jet set radio future over jet grind radio are people I do not trust