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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 

F2P Steam Games Review

Steam has finally introduced free-to-play games to steam. There were some free mods before, but these are actual games made by other companies. They all strive off of a Pay-For-More model, where you just pay for extra stuff. Sometimes that ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

Duke Nukem Forever review (PC)

Duke Nukem Forever seemed like it's been in development for forever (LOL). But seriously, I'm getting kind of bothered by the reviews. People cannot grade everything the same way, and this really shows it off. For example, movies like PoTC4...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Singapore Sling

Earlier this year I started a Duolingo Spanish course with no prior knowledge of the language aside from Una m√°s cerveza, Just finished this morning, would have been done in the summer but they added more Set goals and do them Dtoid!

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Update from the weekend: my foot is doing MUCH better Im still treating it carefully with ice and etc just in case, but Im simply relieved that its been nowhere as serious as I first feared!

 
 
Flegma

Been thinking of collecting a bunch of video game trivia questions and then organizing a prizeless quiz for Dtoid Discord The latter part is the problem I dont know how to

 
 
Vadicta

Aint nothing spookier than a motherfucker rising from the grave with nothing but vengeance on his

 
 
Derewolf

2 truths one I say I hate Justin Bieber but Ive been to 2 of his concerts on purpose I was sent to the school counselor for saying I want to artificially inseminate cows when I grow up I sprinkled Beggin Strips treats on someones pizza

 
 
Spoopyluso

I just spent my night watching all of these and I gotta say, 2001 is by far the worst movie in the Lots of cool sci-fi ideas and imagery but nothing I will say its bold as hell and definitely shows off Kubricks style tho

 
 
Christmasfist

Guys am I doing it right?

 
 
SkeleDent

Test your geography skills!

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

because my sister is home, i i am going to take my family to Busch Gardens, i cant wait! i plan on writing a full blog with tons of pictures within the next couple of i havent done anything like this in so long, i am so

 
 
jasondm300

I end up watching Colbert the next morning and heard this before the first Link in the comments

 
 
UMR

To those that missed it, the BETA for Crystal Clear is Youll have to travel to the Discord to get it and youll have to get the appropriate things to patch it yourself BUT it is available and certainly Yes, thats an

 
 
Slasherman

I got Thunder Pound of am I secretly Mike Martin?

 
 
Alphadeus

Im gonna be Ive written over 600 unique original Some of the songs are potentially garbage, and maybe your first experience with my music was one of those songs, and it put you off from listening to What can I do to fix that? :/

 
 
Agent9

Another 15 hour work At least I know they need

 
 
SkeleDent

The hard life of a gamergater

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Forgot how cheap PC gaming can Picked up Agents of Mayhem ($12), Tekken 7 with all dlc but S2 ($18), and Injustice 2 Legendary Just need to find a cheap copy of Far Cry 5

 
 
Sharukurusu

Am I doomed? Am I gonna turn into that guy that lingers around reddit just to downvote people?

 
 
zatoseyes

Bad Times at the El Royale was a cool Very

 
 
El Catrin de la Fiesta

Is this a goddamn Hellraiser reference?

 
 
ThisIsMyBroomstick

I started watching Deadwood I will most likely get RDR2 sooner than I wanted

 
 
Dead Churros

Fought Kushala Daora for the first time in World!I had only hunted it using the Insect Glaive on 4U, so wanted to try gunning it for a change(besides didnt wanted to deal with its wind)and it went allright! Not my favorite dragon but it was pretty fun :D

 
 
Blanchimont

Im starting to see why people complain about Denuvo I cant even run around the freaking zone without FPS

 
 
Mike Sounders

Beat TWEWY on Switch Still teared up at the CJ may have given it a 6, but its still TWEWY at its I did realize something important about the port

 
 
Osc

Heard this on an eBay commercial of all Instantly hooked on its upbeat and catchy Groovy, and An earworm for sure! #musictoid | Bleu - Love You So

 
 
Stuudent Loan Debtus Taargus

I played and triggered the trailer and now Im Wonderful experience! Glad I bought it all those years ago and then jumped through hoops to force it to download to my Did I mention Im sad? Oh

 
 
Boxoftreatsman214

Playing picross and watching The Status:

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid

 
 
Games and Stuff

Diablo 3 on Switch or AC Odyssey? What do yall think I should save for?

 
 
Spoopyluso

So Harvey birdman is getting a special

 
 
Zalno

Finally got the zappy-cat from GameStop and the first thing I can think of to do is to take stupid pictures with >_>

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

FFXIV humor on items remains on-point for All Saints Day, our Halloween This is a musical reference and a Super Mario one as

 
 
TurboKill

Im shocked & appalled that I play Dragon Ball FighterZ a hundred times better on my Switches dpad than with my fight I did three matches against the same Got beat bad the first time with my fight stick, and no problem the next 2 on

 
 
Jiraya

We need a new Monty Python team

 
 
Fenriff

Finished off AC Odyssey and thoroughly enjoyed The pacing got a bit weird in a couple places, but it was a great adventure through a gorgeous world with really fun Good

 
 
TheVizier264

#CrunchToid?

 
 
Cloudman Sam

#ChocolateCrunchtoid

 
 
Marcel Hoang

A friend I made on an anonymous chat app now regular Snapchat friend got me back into Pokémon Go, so here’s my code! 6079 1113 7153

 
 
UMR

#Crunchtoid

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Guess who got drunk off of two bottles of (so AMA)

 
 
Gus TT Showbiz

A couch is a remote

 
 
Gajknight

My whisky odyssey Had some Johnnie Walker Black Label, is some good whisky For the price, pretty much cant beat My mate has a bottle of Jameson 18 that he wants to crack open over the weekend and I am so Good shit

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Hey guys, this is just my daily reminder to all of your that Im funny and cool and you all think Im cool and, funny and you all want to be friends with me and be nice to

 
 
Retrofraction

Says to I can do Loads up vector art program and tries hard for 6 Not even a complete image with proper Well now I have much more respect for anime makers, but I ant stopping

 
 
Adzuken

Im of the opinion that Konami was at its best on the Famicom, but in the 16-bit era, do you think they had a better showing on the Genesis or the Super Nintendo?

 
 
Occams

#Crunchtoid

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

@Spookbow continues to turn you all, one by He has turned Are there none left who will resist? Has he infected everything with his deceit, and his filth? #SoulbowMustBeStopped

 
 
Christmasfist

Need advice Going to buy a switch and a few games for my me and my nieces, aged four to Which would be better for us, Arms or Mario Tennis Aces?

 
 
Rudorlf

After all these crunching debacle came out, I felt a bit guilty for all those give it to me NOW post and gifs, and would just content to wait for the devs to deliver their products properly without working to