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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 

F2P Steam Games Review

Steam has finally introduced free-to-play games to steam. There were some free mods before, but these are actual games made by other companies. They all strive off of a Pay-For-More model, where you just pay for extra stuff. Sometimes that ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

Duke Nukem Forever review (PC)

Duke Nukem Forever seemed like it's been in development for forever (LOL). But seriously, I'm getting kind of bothered by the reviews. People cannot grade everything the same way, and this really shows it off. For example, movies like PoTC4...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

homeoftheblues

#Waifutoid

 
 
Guerrilla

It may be an unpopular opinion right now I’m really enjoying Battlefront

 
 
AdmiralAckbong

Though it took a lot of liquid courage and friends, I went out dancing for the first time last I havent had that much fun in a long Have a great week yall!

 
 
RiffRaff

Is it #waifutoid time again?

 
 
bong264

This is gonna sound weird but YAY! Im working a 16 hour shift on thanksgiving! My family is doing a small thing this year so I get to rack up holiday pay :) here is a patty melt for your eyes :P

 
 
RiffRaff

Attn Metalheads, theres an official Amon Amarth Shame its mobile only as it looks like a neat sidescoller Id drop a few bucks on if it were on pc or

 
 
Shinkz

Still on these awful antibiotics that make my mouth taste absolutely vile and my hospital stuff has been pushed back to but at least Dragon Ball was That beam grind was fucking

 
 
Double Monocles

Is the PS4 pro really worth it over the slim? $200 for a slim is pretty tempting

 
 
EdgyDude

To american Dtoiders, remember what really matters in December:

 
 
dephoenix

Almost 20 years later, I finally found my lost holographic Charizard Unfortunately, I dont think its a first printing, so its not nearly as valuable, but still I thought it was gone forever so Im really happy to have it

 
 
SpielerDad

Not looking forward to flying today with an infant and 5-year-old in Only a few things are worse than air travel with

 
 
Chris Moyse

Did you all have a great weekend? Who did fun stuff?

 
 
sp testure

#Waifutoid

 
 
Vadicta

Oh, I thought I knew her inside and out, but it turns out shes full of

 
 
Chris Moyse

When people tell you to do this thing, but you arent sure about doing the thing but you gotta do some thing so maybe do that thing you dont wanna

 
 
Barry Kelly

Star Wars Battlefront 2 physical sales down 60% on Battlefront 1

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Animal Crossing Pocket Camp comes out in 2 days! I had completely forgotten about it until I just hope the microtransactions arent too

 
 
Vadicta

Charles Manson dead and Muscle Princess III releasing on the same day? Truly another amazing day to not be Sharon Tates

 
 
Greenstuffing214

Current status

 
 
bong264

I may work all night, but I still want my breakfast/dinner at the end of my shift!

 
 
CranDerey Sauce

Happy Monday 3 days is all that separates me from a 4 day Thanksgiving weekend

 
 
Ein on tryptophan

#bootlegtoid

 
 
JcDent

Its not exactly The thousand nations of the Persian Empire descent upon you but sometimes you have throw the kitchen sink to kill a god! 698 soldiers and one demon-pact-bound peasant might have been an overkill,

 
 
Riobux
 
 
A Luigi Fanatic

Sonic Forces me to post unpopular opinions EDIT: Bump

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

So, I was searching for a picture of a dumpster fire (don’t tell me how to live my life) and I just can’t find the correlation to one of these

 
 
zatoseyes

KoF XIV has some DLC (See

 
 
Bass

#monstergirlmonday picture in the comments, its a bit on the lewd

 
 
Spiders For Sale

My waifu left

 
 
Mike Deer Fker Martin

Me at the club

 
 
Jetfandam

Happy christmas, I guess Ill get myself a sexy new Menat

 
 
ShadeOfLight

I just got Ultra Sun, and Im planning to do a new challenge run/narrative Im thinking of a Gym Leader run with Ghost Hopefully thats viable in this Other suggestions

 
 
vxxy

Happy #MagicalGirlMonday everyone :)

 
 
JcDent

Take On Me as done by North

 
 
Barry Kelly

Today I am a very happy boy

 
 
BigDoniel

Forgot all about Steamworld 2 so picked it back up again, turns out I stopped just before the final Cool game, preferred Heist though and Im still awful at

 
 
triggerpigking

I suppose Still trying to finish these, god I am slow, want to do so soon though because ive been itching to draw a hat in

 
 
bong264

Crazy until the Heh, living history sure feels weird

 
 
iam16bit

Charles Manson is dead at Good riddance you son of a bitch!

 
 
DinoSir

Super Sportsball is almost done in regards to Still need items Debating on adding online play as Im thinking of opening music, level design and maybe extra characters to you fine 4 now Break time! Game: The Sexy Brutale!

 
 
GoofierBrute

Disgea 5, Xenoblade 2, SMT V, Project Octopath, new Fire Emblem and Pokemon, rumors of a new Tales game and FFXV, and now Valkyria Chronicles If the Switch is going to end up being a JRPG machine like the 3DS and Vita only more powerful, works for

 
 
SirNinjaFace

#Waifutoid

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

as if you needed to

 
 
TysonOfTime

Best Buys Black Friday sale is up for elite Disgea 5 complete disappeared before the sale even started, and my ToysRUs orders yesterday got canceled, but Ive not been refunded guess I have to hold off for

 
 
Dennis Carden

Just beat Pokémon Ultra I dont think itll win over anyone who didnt like some of the changes made with Sun and Moon, but since I loved those games, Im more than happy with having a far more polished and content-heavy version of

 
 
Flegma

#MondayMusic Sonic 3s Ice Cap Zone on PC had quite a different music than on (I think this one is worse, how about you?)

 
 
Blanchimont

Lineage Revolution is another one of those stupid mass produced Chinese mobile MMOs that plays Considering how long the game was in development, its a massive disappointment -_-