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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

VGR Review: 3rd Birthday

Parasite Eve is one of those franchises that never made it out of the original PlayStation era when JRPGs fell onto Sonyís first console like autumn rain. The first two games are often held up as PlayStation classics but the series seeme...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Tricerapops

Just when you thought GI could not be any closer to the pulse of cultural

 
 
Xeo

Hey, I know this a really dumb But any of you folks have any codes from Pizza Roll bags with the Modern Warfare thing on it? Im missing two, and the last one I bought someone apparently Figured Id ask on

 
 
Voltaic Owl

Just watched The Toys That Made Us episode about I used to eat, sleep, and breathe TMNT back in the early 90s, so of course I owned/recognize 3/4 of what was Also, Konami, PUT OUT A TMNT COLLECTION YOU COWARDS

 
 
Blanchimont

Pokemon Sword got really lazy with the Cinderace feels like a half assed Fire/Fighting while the rivals Rillaboom is the same for a

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

And thats Outer Worlds Ultimately a pretty good game, I had fun with it and Im glad I seemed to have gotten one of the better

 
 
Parismio

heh-heh ya damn right it is

 
 
taterchimp

Relevant today as ever

 
 
Voltaic Owl

Todays game with the 4yo: Joe & Mac A bit shorter than I was expecting, but thats probably because I made liberal use of save states to bypass the occasional bullshit Gameplay isnt great but the visuals are, especially the

 
 
Electric Reaper

Well, Google Stadia looks increasingly Maybe it will crash and burn before 6 months

 
 
Seymour

Put a little image together of me and my team that I plan to train Unless I spy another bombass Poke in the Wild area that I really really Lost my split when I spotted

 
 
triggerpigking

Lets be basically the same character, and I love them for it!

 
 
Lex

#currentmood

 
 
able to think

If youre playing Jedi Fallen Order return to the first planet after getting force Theres a game changing upgrade there that I wont spoil but is Plus at least 2 health stim

 
 
DeScruff

Uhhh I guess Spoiler in comments? If you know whats up with This Lass, and Team Yell its prob

 
 
Fuzunga

In Sword and Shield the boxes have an option to make battle Does anyone know what this is for?

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Geist is a cool hidden gem for the Gamecube! Two levels Using Dolphin but I might buy it for my collection after Im Up next is either Star Wars Bounty Hunter or Cubivore for GCN games Ive never Cubivore on eBay holy shit!

 
 
Operative20

So I spilled a but of water on my mechanical keyboard while cleaning up, now the V and space bar dont Any tips?

 
 
Riley1sCool

H A Y A T O

 
 
Nathan D
 
 
Shibboletho

I had fully intended to stay quiet until I finished the game (Im not even close), but my god this soundtrack is Avoid looking at the comments or related This track comes from the bonus album; Im not sure where it plays in the

 
 
Boxman214

ok which one of yalls siblings posted this

 
 
Chris Bradshaw

Wow this is so terrible

 
 
RiffRaff

Finally finished Pillars of Eternity 2! What a terrific game! Deep lore, great narrative, memorable characters and setting, and gorgeous art If youre in the mood for a massive RPG I cant recommend it Next up, actually finishing D:OS2!

 
 
Chris Moyse

I like it when people like Not to say we shouldnt always keep a critical But I like it when people like

 
 
RolanberryPrins

Im lovin the new I have a couple issues with it, more nitpicky like I wish background characters were clearer and I wish the music didnt sound like a really loud 3dsI also got my shit kicked by a lvl 15 Roselia that just refused to catch

 
 
Shoggoth2588

I cant binge Mandalorian so I guess Ill go through Bojack damn, that got real kinda

 
 
LegendPenguin

Appreciating how Jedi: Fallen Order doesnt beat you over the head with its FromSoft mechanics and more eases them in naturally as you Less forced (ha), more

 
 
TheLimoMaker

To all of you enjoying the new Pokémon

 
 
Shinkz

Its getting review bombed and hated on hardcore by people who havent even played it, but Im having a blast with Ballonlea town and the forest leading up to it

 
 
Zer0t0nin

Hey music-heads of Dtoid: a lot can still change but what are yall albums of the year so far? Putting my Top 3 (so far) in the comments with some annotations as to

 
 
Kerrik52

This was lunch Bread is bread, right?

 
 
jaygerbomb

One thing that Ive always hated about even the best RPG video games is the lack of a non-stealth equivalent to I like playing in character, and a brute force character isnt going to pick a lock, so let me bash it open with a blunt

 
 
Lord Spencer

Weekly Update, here are the games I am currently Those between bracket I am going to review when completed: - -SMT IV: Apocalypse (3DS) -The Banner Saga Trilogy (Switch) -Tales of Berseria (PS4)

 
 
RiffRaff

My biggest gripe with Death Stranding is the text A good trick is to use the zoom option in the accessibility options of the PS4 Hopefully this gets patched up so I dont have to keep using this

 
 
Electric Reaper

So, Steam adds a glowing background to any achievement that had around 10% or less of players get Its a waste of computer resources, but if it must stay, it should only apply to achievements that 1% or less of players

 
 
Osc

Mucho Mucho

 
 
Osc

Mucho buenoūü§ô

 
 
medicamecanica

This is pretty rare for me but I completely lost track of time playing death I am always checking my phonr and whatnot but this time its about 3 am and i have no idea when I

 
 
Kirbykrumper1

One has to wonder; in a world where grenades that can kill ghosts exist, are grenades filled with your own shit that merely distract the ghosts really worth inventing?

 
 
EtosiGiR

I kinda hate Fallen It’s not bad, but I don’t like how it just is Dark Souls so Also unless this whole fucking game is a dream sequence, enemies respawning after meditation makes no sense at all for a Star Wars Enjoy y’all!

 
 
Tricerapops

A question that often pops into my head when I am playing a game I am iffy on is Would I still play this if it looked bad? If the answer is no, I move on to something I guess that says a lot about my preferences, and how much I value my

 
 
Fuzunga

I feel really weird playing Pokemon and not knowing all the Pokemon ahead of Its neat encountering new ones for the first time, but I usually have planned out what to catch ahead of time and its messing with I wanna know whats good!

 
 
Electric Reaper

I hope the judge throws the book at Roger Stone during the sentencing trial and gives him the maximum

 
 
Agent9

Enjoying the nerf to Firmament Now I can actually drop off my collectibles and participate in the fate on my own

 
 
elric6

Playing Pokemon Shield and loving Im still pretty early on, but I love what here so Theres going to be some great Thursday art coming from this game, believe

 
 
Boxman214

I am 100% hooked on The