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Drew a Conclusion: You Donít Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisionís You Donít ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion Review: Paper Wars HD

Once in a long while, there comes a game for an otherwise obtuse device that proves it capable of appealing to a community many would have initially suspected it was incapable of performing said task. For the iPad, titles like World of Go...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Iím sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theoryís Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Iíd say itís a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 

F2P Steam Games Review

Steam has finally introduced free-to-play games to steam. There were some free mods before, but these are actual games made by other companies. They all strive off of a Pay-For-More model, where you just pay for extra stuff. Sometimes that ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Video Game Micro Review

My friend talked me into doing something I never intended to do for the gaming community Ė write game reviews. There is no shortage of game reviews to find, whether professional or amateur. I donít like giving scores to games, as they can e...

 
 
 
 

Dungeon Siege 3 (offline coop) review

It's been over five years since Dungeon Siege 2, a game I played to death back when it was released, I loved it. But its been over 5 years since Ive played it, so Ive forgotten most of its main gameplay mechanics completely, with that in ...

 
 
 
 

Duke Nukem Forever review (PC)

Duke Nukem Forever seemed like it's been in development for forever (LOL). But seriously, I'm getting kind of bothered by the reviews. People cannot grade everything the same way, and this really shows it off. For example, movies like PoTC4...

 
 
 
 

inFAMOUS 2 Review

With all of the talk about the setting, the new powers, and the holy $#!^ backlash to Cole's redesign and re-redesign, there was quite a bit of buzz surrounding the sequel to arguably one of the best Playstation 3 exclusives. inFAMOUS 2 ...

 
 
 
 

Pedobear Review: CHILD of EDEN

"Dude, Awesome." Child of Eden is the ultimate evolution of games like Space Harrier, Panzer Dragoon, and Rez. First, allow me to give you my take on Child of Eden's story: September 11th 2019, the first human is born on the Internatio...

 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: Pulse

Music is always one of the few genres of games that have either been significantly underappreciated by a majority of the gaming community or created assembly line style only to be run into the ground by money hungry publishers. Pulse seem...

 
 
 
 

L.A. Noire - A Review of Storytelling

Please be warned that: A: This does contain some spoilers (though, I tried to be relatively non-specific. B: I am cross-posting this from another place I write: http://thenerderyblog.com/, as I thought it was apt. Hello folks, Tim here. ...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Game Review

Typically, this review will highlight the new FPS sensation "Brink." This review will reveal strategies and other hints and tips. To begin, let's start with general review of the game. I find the game "Brink" to be exciting...

 
 
 
 

#1: Homefront Review

For veterans of the first person shooter, being ordered around is nothing to write home about and some of the subtler commands present within the genre have even come to represent a quasi-code of sorts. For example, stumbling across a cra...

 
 
 
 

Bargain bin - beat hazard.

For the past couple months Iíve purchased quite a few game for a small price. Iíve decided to start a mini-series of blogs reviewing all the games in my library that I purchased for $20 or less, So here it is Tales from the Bargain bin. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Late To The Party- Splatterhouse (PS3)

I'm often pretty terrible at picking up games I am interested in or just flat out playing them. I have my own backlog of sorts that I still need to work through, so what "Late to The Party" is going to be is just sort of my own late reviews...

 
 
 
 

Fail List: Before You Die Edition

Fail List: Before You Die Edition This is it. The big list. About as close to the Ďultimate listí as you can get. When Cassell Illustrated published their 1001 series of books, the first one that caught my eye was 1001 Albums You Must...

 
 
 
 

Over 99 PC Games and 20 console games. The List.

This isn't how many games I have, but more of a challenge to myself. I'll explain, I have this bad habit of buying a game and not finishing it. I would leave it halfway done and walk away to another game. Especially since since I became a f...

 
 
 
 

LA Noire spoilerific review

LA Noire. Although the latter half of this review might seem to focus more on the negative, I just want to say that I bought LA Noire on day one and had a great time playing through the main storyline. It is a unique game and i'm very much...

 
 
 
 

After the Fact: Fable 3 Review

I have been pretty behind on my backlog, and this week I recently decided to just plow through it as fast as possible. I have been struggling for something consistent for my blog, but I think I found something. I am going to start a new wee...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

SirNinjaFace

Anyone up for a game of bingo with grandpa NinjaFace?

 
 
Soulbow

Hey Patrick, I What the fuck IS UP?!

 
 
taterchimp

Oh shit, Im going to turn into Ser Davos when I grow up

 
 
able to think

Went to a local burger place and damn do they have good food! Burgers are better than Five Guys, fries are like McDonalds only seasoned, and I got both those and their homemade lemonade for If youre in Cincinnati, Ollies Trolley in OTR is great!

 
 
dephoenix

#WeslikesbunnygirlsWednesday

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Well cover me with buboes and wall me up inside my home to contain the spread of infection while I slowly starve and then die, I gots a new blog up! Its about them there microbes, iffin that would be of interest to Also appropriate word

 
 
Riff Raff

Its a crime this isnt a real Nintendo needs to make this happen!

 
 
indigit4l

Rewatched season 1 of HBOs show Its so great and the theme music is a classical The man behind the music, Nicholas Britell, is kind of a this is my favorite opening music to a

 
 
Mike Sounders

I’LL TAKE THE ENTIRE STOCK AND YOU CANT STOP HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY INDEED

 
 
ScionVyse

Im super hyped for Three Houses, and it seems like most other people are Even the Fire Emblem subreddit is excited, and they hate Fire Emblem more than anyone!

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Jumping on the bandwagon of the bandwagon of the bandwagon as So an AMA, if youre Also #arbitrarymetaltuesday

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

I am an unironic huge fan of the Fast and Furious film #heresytoid

 
 
Slimybear245v20

Hey only figured this out now Planescape torment Baludars gate 1 and 2 and the first nightwinter are all coming to the switch this September they have a trailer showing all of remember hearing a lick about them on Destructoid or other

 
 
Boxman214

This genuinely upset One fire or one flood could wipe out nearly every Bob Ross

 
 
Flanx

Think Ill wait a month before picking up Fire Emblem, Id really rather wait to see what other people think before buying Some of the previous games really burned me

 
 
Flegma

I remember hearing something like that our music taste peaks when were How well does that work with you and video games?

 
 
FakePlasticTree

I unironically like Justin Timberlake’s Sexyback #Heresytoid

 
 
Riff Raff

No #Heresytoid

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

If you dont love the USA, youre free to leave, says Decades ago, our military dictatorship used the slogan Brazil: love it or leave it against The rethorical similarities are not a

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Luigis Mansion 3 confirmed for Most Appropriate Release Date!

 
 
ScionVyse

Huh, Nintendo just announced a new Switch revision with almost double the battery I wonder if the Joy-cons are getting an update with that

 
 
Adzuken

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts was a really enjoyable Banjo-Tooie was #heresytoid

 
 
kevlarmonkey

Horus did nothing wrong #heresytoid

 
 
Dinosir

Dinos Doodles day 7: Heres a monster playing them there That is

 
 
Shoggoth2588

I didnt really like any of the huge collectathon platformers on the Super Mario 64, DK64, liked Conker enough to beat it but I did so on the original Xbox #heresytoid

 
 
Riff Raff

Best headline ever of the day! Florida, you never disappoint!

 
 
Slimybear245v20

What are some games that you felt got you through some hard times?Could be losing a job a break up feeling not good enough at your work or be any game doesnt need to be one about loads of

 
 
Rudorlf

Heretic is It was fun for the most part, but it really is Doom with a medieval skin along with infuriating level Heck, the two addon episodes were even crueler than Thy Flesh Hope Hexen fares

 
 
Riff Raff

Happy Wednesday! Hope its purrfect! Whats your phones lock screen image?

 
 
Marcel Hoang

Soooo, what anime are you watching this summer?My moneys on Vinland Saga and Stone, with a dark horse choice to If Its For My Daughter, Id Fight A Demon Lord

 
 
Sfero

STAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSS!

 
 
MajinRotty

Beaten Blazing Chrome 4 times Game is Bubble gum-chewing Samus is best character

 
 
LaTerry

Ive finally beaten Ocarina of Time, the heresy has been

 
 
NegaHypno

Hello, I only like wholesome images and PG I hope we all get along :)

 
 
dephoenix

So I completely forgot about my own CYOA Im gonna be honest, I havent really been feeling this one much Im thinking of cutting it from 6 chapters to just 4, making the next one the Ill try to get it out soon either

 
 
Tohsaka

EGS even getting Tetris

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Oh I think I like Auto Ive barely started playing it, but I think it hits too many of my personal

 
 
Alex Heat

Alex is truly

 
 
taterchimp

Im interested in the Fist of the North Star mobile #HeresyToid

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

The Cocteau Twins album Treasure is exactly Its fucking spiritual

 
 
Boxman214

I uploaded a new short and sweet level! Play it and let me know your thoughts! Final bump

 
 
Neronium

So I managed to get that promotion I No call from HR but the VP called me to give me the security code *Shrug*

 
 
Tohsaka

Just a reminder that LGR does more than

 
 
Fuzunga

When Im old I will become

 
 
RolanberryPrins

Frosty: You were a boring kid, werent you? Me:

 
 
bong264

Finished up my final judge! I got 10 more but ill shelve them for Onto other

 
 
TheIntern

I wonder if that aging photo app trending all over the internet is collecting facial recognition data nevermind heres my penis when Im

 
 
triggerpigking

Did a little comic with another one of my dnd characters, my current one Janek, wanted to do a brawler who wanted to talk his way out of most situations, usually with bad Hes also addicted to mushrooms, might draw that sometime