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Old School Games: Operation Darkness

World War 2 with monsters! Not complex I know, but this is a video game and this plot is a whopper of a premise. MOre so than other world war two games involving the occult seems to be everywhere. I will say it is tough to play sometimes, b...

 
 
 
 

My girlfriend scolds me for not beating my RPG's.

Video games have been a huge part of my life growing up (it's how I learned to read for god sakes!), and as I progressed into a money making machine at the age of 15, a good chunk of my monthly wages have gone into buying games. I would ge...

 
 
 
 

Bayonettor

There are days when things work out like magic, days when everything is completely normal, days that the world confuses me to no end and days where my mind gets warped by the insanity of things i see. If your reading this right now and wond...

 
 
 
 

Betty's Resort: No Protection? No Problem!

I've been a fan of the time management genre of iPhone game ever since I got my 3G. Chocolate Shop Frenzy, Sally's Spa and Airport Mania are all great, though Chocolate Shop can get repetitive towards the end third and there's this tacked o...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Contestoid: Bayonetta demo (360)

"Hailed as the best action game of E3 by 1UP.com and recieving 40/40 from leading Japanese publication Famitsu, Bayonetta is 100% pure unadulterated combay from Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya and his team at Platinum Games. But don'...

 
 
 
 

New Community Blog features, new PM features

I come bearing gifts with spread arms and legs! Don't be filthy, it's an innocent gesture. New private messaging system You can now send PMs to Dtoiders that don't have forum accounts. You'll spot the new PM buttons next to the commen...

 
 
 
 

Dear Dtoid Community: STFUAJPCG

On MW2, IW, Activision and the precedent it sets... We get it, you don't own a gaming PC and we know you are happy with your consoles, since a lot of us own consoles too. Being accused of piracy and elitism when we are just demonstrating ...

 
 
 
 

MagnaCarta 2 Winners Circle

Won the MagnaCarta 2 contest today with my Magna Snoop Dogg Carta 2 entry. Overall I dropped four entries into the contest and was pretty pleased with one of them winning. Not bad for a couple hours work. Thanks for the game Destructoid. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

This came in the mail today

*squee* And alongside Bayonetta PS3 to boot. I'll be damned if it doesn't feel good to buy stuff with money you didn't know you had. Apologies for the crap picture quality/lighting. My camera sucks. If we scale her to my Master Chief ...

 
 
 
 

Remember! Don't trust everything you read online.

Recently, Max Console ran a story from E4G where Gran Turismo 5 was "confirmed" to have a Track Editor. Except, I can't find any corroborating evidence. not on DToid, not on Kotaku, nowhere. Such a great feature would destroy Forza. ...

 
 
 
 

Fanart: Bayonetta

After reading stewie's cblog on the question of why Bayonetta is hot, I got to thinking a bit about the character. She's the last character I ever thought I'd want to draw, but after thinking about it, I realized that I do like the fact ...

 
 
 
 

In defense of sexy video game women.

This is by far my longest c-blog yet and also a bunch of pictures to spice up the lengthy word count. So, there have been a lot of complaints from a lot of women and even quite a bit of men that many female video game characters are mere...

 
 
 
 

DJNX's short Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2

DOAX 2 is one of the few games that actually relieves stress and is just fun. Aside from the obvious eye candy and fan service, DOAX is a game that is true to its concept: vacationing. Whether you are a boy or a girl, you'll feel very rela...

 
 
 
 

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the fluidity of charact...

 
 
 
 

001 - My favorite women pt.1

Growing up a tomboy meant that I had to fit in with all the guys, of course this meant playing their favorite games. This meant that after school I would hang out with my guy friends as they would laugh at how Lara Croft's boobs were so coo...

 
 
 
 

Drunkcast Episode 11: Bear AIDs

Hey ladies and gentlemen, how’s it going? We are coming atcha with a 36 hour turn around, which we hope to maintain from here on out, as we know you guys like it better when Drunkcast is consistent. This podcast is pretty hefty, the 2nd l...

 
 
 
 

But you're not a 13 year old boy.

Ok, we've all heard that traditionally, gaming is a male dominated pastime. But we also know it's changing, with the numbers turning to favor more lady gamers. Make what arguments you will about "casual" gaming bringing them in, but the g...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drunkcast Episode 10: Cosby Metal

Holy shit, two Drunkcast episodes in two days?! What are you going to do with all that awesome? Well, actually it's OK, cause neither of them are that great. But they're still 73% better than anything you'll hear on other podcasts, so it'...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Persona Posturing

Kanji Tatsumi, the ambiguously gay gangster from last year's Persona 4 has my nuts in a twist. Well, not him exactly, just who ever was responsible for handling the delivery of his story in Atlus' latest installment. Persona is one of thos...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

TheLimoMaker

Growing up is

 
 
Shut Up Ace

I did not know that a Paper Mario styled rpg with bugs was coming nor that I wanted it this badly!

 
 
Boxman214

Number 1 on the list is a cure

 
 
Gajknight

Our boy Caspian has a Kickstarter for his gaming magazine, A Profound Waste of Time The first is one of my favourite kickstarters to have Was very happy with Give it a look! (Link in

 
 
Shut Up Ace

Finally unlocked trucks in Death I want to go back to the first area and work on that but not until I get Guess Ill deliver something else in the

 
 
Churros89

Ive been playing a bit with Pico-8, will try to make a game with less than 560 character of code for a Hopefully will have something playable by Monday!

 
 
Haklen57

Please be better than Definitive Edition Age of Empires

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Im watching Game Explain play through Sword/Shield, and on the positive side, a Pokemon who Im really excited about can be caught fairly early Still not planning to buy it myself, but Im determined to not be too down on it even though I kinda

 
 
Churros89

And also bought Legend of Bumbo yesterday, but was only able to play a little bit today before The polishing/juiciness/menus are kinda rough, but gameplay and art direction are rock solid so far, digging it! (edit: typo)

 
 
Haklen57

Is there anything more romantic to be said?

 
 
PatBateman17

Any takes on the Fallen Order review predictions? My heart says 9/10, but my brain says

 
 
NeoTurbo

Welp, thats my 5-day weekend Time to work for 2 days, run a dollar store mtg draft on Saturday, host a dnd session on Sunday and THEN go back to the 5 day work

 
 
mullon

I dont want to go to work today, I want to stay home and play video

 
 
Eggrollbuddy

Finally watched Frozen, and couldnt help from making constant Kingdom Hearts 3 references to my So this is the part where Hans turns into a werewolf so Sora can fight him, right? Its a good movie, though a bit overhyped (not its fault

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Hey Dere, found a mood-ring toilet seat while browsing Just thought Id let you know so you can add it to your wishlist for

 
 
Churros89

Forgot to post about it, but Ive got Celeste on my birthday and then finished it last What a fucking great game, really heartwarming, and I may or may not have got teary eyed a few times while playing

 
 
Shinkz

Look what the mail delivered early!

 
 
Flanx

Every day I feel like Im closer and closer to getting a cat

 
 
RiffRaff

Ive been playing Death Stranding and Luigis Mansion This about sums up what my dreams have been

 
 
Kevin Mersereau

I’ve probably posted this here before, and I will almost definitely post this here again, but Magic Sam is just stupid fucking

 
 
Xeo

Finished up another Gloomhaven session This game is so goddamned Well worth the money I spent on it last Playing as a Scoundrel in a party with a Mindthief, Spellweaver, and

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

And Pretty good book in my estimation, cool overview of winemaking

 
 
Electric Reaper

They actually went through the entire alphabet, rather than only doing a short

 
 
Boxman214

PSA: has a really good deal on an Xbox One X right

 
 
CoruptAI125

Walmart finally put up their Black Friday ad, seems kinda Same console deals as everyone else as far as I can Some good 30 bucks switch games I

 
 
maycausecancer

It feels like Thursday

 
 
dephoenix

Hey, my physical copy of A Hat in Time for Switch finally came Now I can finally see what all the hubbub is

 
 
Electric Reaper

Happy Birthday, NeoTurbo!

 
 
sp testure

Thank you Wes! You sexy 🌮 you! I feel like a winner!

 
 
taterchimp

Friendly reminders: Never eat a heated They Claussen doesnt fuck around with their spice level on hot

 
 
 Deadgar64

Made a rad score Japanese Sega stuff makes me

 
 
hlarge4

Thank you, I could not be happier at the Its even better than I remember! Pic abso-fucking-lutely

 
 
indigit4l

Conan did a bit on the Sonic It amused me more than it

 
 
Boxman214

After seeing the Mandalorian, I really really really want a plushie of

 
 
Voltaic Owl

Remember to make use of the RPG elements in Ring Fit! It sucks to fight Dragaux for a solid 10 minutes of workout time, then lose because youre still in the starting gear and ab guard can only do so

 
 
triggerpigking

Dailysketch today is Flayn thinkin about fishy things

 
 
mullon

Im enjoying Persona 4: Dancing all Night a lot more now that Im playing Free Mode, with an increased difficulty, and turned off the

 
 
Fuzunga

I hop on to the quickposts today and I see people appreciating the Xenoblade X and Lords of Shadow You guys have some great

 
 
Vesalius

Happy birthday Neo!

 
 
Czar Kazem

You know, all the controversy and everything about Pokemon have me wondering if maybe Im just not really a Pokemon person There are a lot of good, positive reviews, but it just doesnt feel like what I want Its a weird

 
 
Seymour

Im currently playing old I do not have an early copy of Sword/Shield as my uncle who works for Nintendo is straight-laced and more than willing to keep his Nintendo Uncle job, and I no longer plan on purchasing the latest mainline

 
 
Dinosir

Because thats worked so well for you in the past

 
 
Chris Hovermale

So, the medical issues I briefly mentioned in cblogs became a more serious Theyre actually doing a lot better now that Ive gotten some care, but Im gonna keep playing it safe before I focus on developing my NaNoWriMo project

 
 
Virtua Kazama

While trying to give you a proper Going Live post, King Boo popped out of nowhere and Gooigi is still for whatever Lets play some more Hotel Lui- err, I mean Luigis Mansion 3!

 
 
Startyde

When reviews said SW Jedi: Fallen Order feels like Souls game, I ironically lost a lot of Theres many things Id do with force powers and a light saber, but being slow and methodical arent among Ill wait for a What say you all?

 
 
NeoTurbo

Also thank you for all the birthday wishes guys!

 
 
NeoTurbo

Alright done streaming! If you guy were curious what my surprise games were, they were Frog Detective 1: The Haunted Island and Zwei The Illvard

 
 
sp testure

When I saw the classification on this planet, I just could not help I am a terrible human

 
 
EdgyDude

PSA: If anyone is interested in the Bakemonogatari light novels then the Humble Store just dropped a bundle for almost all of them for $20

 
 
medicamecanica

After hearing people give up around that point I expected the wind farm to be much