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Old School Games: Operation Darkness

World War 2 with monsters! Not complex I know, but this is a video game and this plot is a whopper of a premise. MOre so than other world war two games involving the occult seems to be everywhere. I will say it is tough to play sometimes, b...

 
 
 
 
 
 

My girlfriend scolds me for not beating my RPG's.

Video games have been a huge part of my life growing up (it's how I learned to read for god sakes!), and as I progressed into a money making machine at the age of 15, a good chunk of my monthly wages have gone into buying games. I would ge...

 
 
 
 

Bayonettor

There are days when things work out like magic, days when everything is completely normal, days that the world confuses me to no end and days where my mind gets warped by the insanity of things i see. If your reading this right now and wond...

 
 
 
 

Betty's Resort: No Protection? No Problem!

I've been a fan of the time management genre of iPhone game ever since I got my 3G. Chocolate Shop Frenzy, Sally's Spa and Airport Mania are all great, though Chocolate Shop can get repetitive towards the end third and there's this tacked o...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Contestoid: Bayonetta demo (360)

"Hailed as the best action game of E3 by 1UP.com and recieving 40/40 from leading Japanese publication Famitsu, Bayonetta is 100% pure unadulterated combay from Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya and his team at Platinum Games. But don'...

 
 
 
 

New Community Blog features, new PM features

I come bearing gifts with spread arms and legs! Don't be filthy, it's an innocent gesture. New private messaging system You can now send PMs to Dtoiders that don't have forum accounts. You'll spot the new PM buttons next to the commen...

 
 
 
 

Dear Dtoid Community: STFUAJPCG

On MW2, IW, Activision and the precedent it sets... We get it, you don't own a gaming PC and we know you are happy with your consoles, since a lot of us own consoles too. Being accused of piracy and elitism when we are just demonstrating ...

 
 
 
 

MagnaCarta 2 Winners Circle

Won the MagnaCarta 2 contest today with my Magna Snoop Dogg Carta 2 entry. Overall I dropped four entries into the contest and was pretty pleased with one of them winning. Not bad for a couple hours work. Thanks for the game Destructoid. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

This came in the mail today

*squee* And alongside Bayonetta PS3 to boot. I'll be damned if it doesn't feel good to buy stuff with money you didn't know you had. Apologies for the crap picture quality/lighting. My camera sucks. If we scale her to my Master Chief ...

 
 
 
 

Remember! Don't trust everything you read online.

Recently, Max Console ran a story from E4G where Gran Turismo 5 was "confirmed" to have a Track Editor. Except, I can't find any corroborating evidence. not on DToid, not on Kotaku, nowhere. Such a great feature would destroy Forza. ...

 
 
 
 

Fanart: Bayonetta

After reading stewie's cblog on the question of why Bayonetta is hot, I got to thinking a bit about the character. She's the last character I ever thought I'd want to draw, but after thinking about it, I realized that I do like the fact ...

 
 
 
 

In defense of sexy video game women.

This is by far my longest c-blog yet and also a bunch of pictures to spice up the lengthy word count. So, there have been a lot of complaints from a lot of women and even quite a bit of men that many female video game characters are mere...

 
 
 
 

DJNX's short Reviews: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2

DOAX 2 is one of the few games that actually relieves stress and is just fun. Aside from the obvious eye candy and fan service, DOAX is a game that is true to its concept: vacationing. Whether you are a boy or a girl, you'll feel very rela...

 
 
 
 

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the fluidity of charact...

 
 
 
 

001 - My favorite women pt.1

Growing up a tomboy meant that I had to fit in with all the guys, of course this meant playing their favorite games. This meant that after school I would hang out with my guy friends as they would laugh at how Lara Croft's boobs were so coo...

 
 
 
 

Drunkcast Episode 11: Bear AIDs

Hey ladies and gentlemen, how’s it going? We are coming atcha with a 36 hour turn around, which we hope to maintain from here on out, as we know you guys like it better when Drunkcast is consistent. This podcast is pretty hefty, the 2nd l...

 
 
 
 

But you're not a 13 year old boy.

Ok, we've all heard that traditionally, gaming is a male dominated pastime. But we also know it's changing, with the numbers turning to favor more lady gamers. Make what arguments you will about "casual" gaming bringing them in, but the g...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drunkcast Episode 10: Cosby Metal

Holy shit, two Drunkcast episodes in two days?! What are you going to do with all that awesome? Well, actually it's OK, cause neither of them are that great. But they're still 73% better than anything you'll hear on other podcasts, so it'...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Persona Posturing

Kanji Tatsumi, the ambiguously gay gangster from last year's Persona 4 has my nuts in a twist. Well, not him exactly, just who ever was responsible for handling the delivery of his story in Atlus' latest installment. Persona is one of thos...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Pixie The Fairy

Today in FFXIV I fought Ixion for his horns and ran Rabanatre again and got Invalician Samurai In Skyrim I was apparently at a rock I also had cake and ice

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Goodbye, I WILL remember Oddly, Ill even miss

 
 
RevolverRick

#Waifutoid

 
 
lordxmugen

While everybody is having fun with their waifus and talking about how awesome Vyse and Aika are in Valkyria Chronicles, lets take a moment to talk about how awesome Iconoclasts looks right :D

 
 
Shibboleth

#Waifutoid, huh? Its either Momiji from Ninja Gaiden/DOA or Shanoa from CV: Order of I refuse to choose,

 
 
Guerrilla

#Waifutoid

 
 
Raiku Turkeyford
 
 
dephoenix

One #Waifutoid

 
 
Gundy The Hyena

Between Monster Hunter World, Ace Combat 7, and Valkyria Chronicles 4, some really fucked up shit is gonna happen next year to balance things out isnt it?

 
 
Electric Reaper

Why do tomcats always get fat, whether neutered or not?

 
 
Mike Sounders

TBH when I played the original Valkyria Chronicles on Steam, did not think Id be one day writing about the announcement of a new game for the God does life take the weirdest

 
 
Mike Sounders

YE YE YE YE

 
 
ScionVyse

IS THIS REAL LIFE? VALKYRIA CHRONICLES 4 2018 SEGA PLS

 
 
Gundy The Hyena

#Waifutoid

 
 
bong264

The only #Waifutoid that matters to

 
 
hLarge4

Need to put I my 2 weeks at a job I love tomorrow to start a financially viable job I fully expect to I am extremely lacrimose over Like from head to

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

my one true waifu, if you couldnt already #waifutoid

 
 
TheLimoMaker

The only person who can give me what I really

 
 
JohnSmith123

We #waifutoid now? All about those sailor Heres the best

 
 
Greenstuffing214

Lets play!

 
 
Michformer

The more I play Thief: Deadly Shadows, the more potent its aura Starting to lose count of the number of screenshots I I admit that games like Half-Life 2, and Condemned have always enthralled me with their tangible

 
 
LoneMak

#Waifutoid Shell grab a hold of you and you may like

 
 
Tohsaka

#Waifutoid This shouldve been posted at least -once- by

 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

has more mixups & a special cancellable F+HP?

 
 
homeoftheblues

I found this nifty UNCHARTED 10th anniversary theme and avatar set filled with all kinds of free cool Its up for a limited time, so get it while the gettins

 
 
faildozer

A few other people might have caught this before it was promptly deleted from their Documenting it here just in

 
 
Greenstuffing214
 
 
hLarge4

My brother got me this amazing shirt and this $30 set of solid bronze dice for an upcoming couples D&D Hes a good little brother and my best

 
 
homeoftheblues

#timeforasandwichtoid

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

So Ive played most(I think) of Sonic I have a lot of mixed thoughts about it, but overall Im very ambivalent on That said, I am interested in seeing where the modding community will go with the PC version, like they did for

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

Awww hell, why not? #waifutoid

 
 
Retrofraction

New version of Firefox be like DAM!

 
 
Ein on tryptophan
 
 
triggerpigking

#waifutoid

 
 
chlmera

I just spent hours in Witcher 3 doing nothing but trying to figure out how to open the menu with a dualshock only to find you just press the fucking touch pad! Im a Also, this is my 250th shit post I #keepinitshitty

 
 
Oridan

Xalatath, Blade of the Black Empire is a ancient weapon with a will of its own, and will whisper to its wielder about the Old Gods and their horrifying Her voice is kinda hot #Knaifutoid

 
 
Mike Sounders

Look at this Takumi clone I unlocked! Level 80 map reward and its a What a joke for post game

 
 
SenhorLikesChurros

Oh, looks like my notebook can actually run Overwatch on low * plays one as Moria against IA * it is fun but I dont see myself playing it on the long run *plays one round as Lucio* wait this is kinda fun, and I dont suck that bad with him!

 
 
AdmiralAckbong

Admiral update: nothing crazy happened but I had a nice Mostly just snuggles and a little lip I still feel pretty fucking cool Hope you all have an awesome day ;)

 
 
hLarge4

Took the kids to a trampoline park and it was High dives into foam pits, foam proppellors to jump 4 over, 20 rock walls, crazy waxed slides, balance beams to have gladiator battles on, slam dunk hoops to leap Man, it was something

 
 
Double Monocles

I havent had internet access for the past 12 Whats I miss?

 
 
homeoftheblues

#Waifutoid

 
 
iam16bit

Gaming Fact of the Day: As of yesterday, the Wii U is now 5 years

 
 
kevlarmonkey

waifutoid

 
 
A Luigi Fanatic

Sonic Forces me to post unpopular opinions

 
 
Chris Moyse

I wish they’d never put Juri in SFV so I could walk away from it The double punchline is she’s the shittest character in the