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Wii U Lacks a Unifying Vision (Ctd.)

The short of it: Cons Friend Codes here to stay Controller sacrifices utilitarian design for innovation No DVD/Blue-ray No hardrive No new IPs No new philosophy No clear vision Pros New system COULD be interesting Mulling over ...

 
 
 
 

Why I Hate Nintendo

I have been very vocal about my hate of Nintendo. I thought I would point out why. Let's turn the clock back to the 1990's, during the golden age of Nintendo which I would like to attribute to the Nintendo 64. Great games, which transp...

 
 
 
 

Zelda HD teases Nintendo fanboys worldwide

During Nintendo’s E3 keynote there seemed to be one portion of the video presentation that caught many by surprise, and made us all simultaneously squee on the inside just a little bit. Could it be…? Zelda in HD??? The answer is yes, ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Rex, PI: The Informant

Rex, PI is a series that I won't blame you if you don't know. With a long gap between every single installment, many people have either forgotten about it, or weren't around for the last one. You can read the story so far right here, and pl...

 
 
 
 

I Wish I Had Tried it Sooner

Being a gamer is tough on the wallet. Games are a bit expensive and we usually want the best bang for our buck. This has led to us using reviews and the opinions of others to see if we should pick up a game or not. Usually if the feedbac...

 
 
 
 

Nintendo, Baby Come Back To Me

I know its been a long time girl. I know we haven't talked. But I want you to know that there ain't never been a second that you been far from my troubled mind. I just want to let you know baby, I'm ready to take another shot at it. Reme...

 
 
 
 

Wii 2?

Wii 2? The news is out there. Apparently there have been reports that Nintendo is going to unveil a new console this year at E3, with the ultimate goal being to recapture the hardcore gaming market. Now, whether or not these reports tu...

 
 
 
 

What I Think About Project Cafe.

For the past few days, rumors have been rampant in the Nintendo sections of every gaming website. This rumor is pertaining towards Nintendo's sixth next generation gaming home console, supposedly codenamed, "Project Cafe." None of the specu...

 
 
 
 

Liight finally out on WiiWare

Finally, a worthwhile WiiWare game that doesn't start with the word(s) "Bit.Trip." Liight debuted way back in September of 2009 as one of the PAX 10 finalists, and it seemed interesting enough for me to call it second best among the grou...

 
 
 
 

RexwolfTrivia: ...yup.

So, it's time for another trivia challenge! Here's a score check: Law: 1 point DynamoJoe: 2 points Occams: 3 points. It's still anybody's game, folks! So, I like Bit.Trip RUNNER. After (fuckin' finally) destroying Non Trotski, the ...

 
 
 
 

No More Heroes 2 fanart

Sharing some fanart I drew last night. Enjoy. note: Don't mind the different name. Andy Asteroid is my deviantart account http://andyasteroid.deviantart.com/

 
 
 
 

Nintendo's Next Console

Almost every week I watch Gametrailer’s “Bonus Round”; and every time they mention Nintendo I wonder why I continue to watch them. Either way, this weeks episode got me thinking about the next console generation, and specifically what Ninte...

 
 
 
 

Hey, Jim Sterling! The Last Story is . . .

. . . in my homeboy Zoel's Wii! ^_^ I bet your grubby hands don't have a copy yet, nor are you playing it! So . . . neener neener neeeeeener! =P Hahaha! I kid, I kid! =) This is my "revenge" for not taking my 3/6/9 Review (last vi...

 
 
 
 

2010 Sucked: Any objections, lady?

I'm sure I'm one of many people who was disappointed in Metroid: Other M. Although I still enjoyed Samus's latest adventure on Wii, there is a lot of flaws that prevented a good game from being a great game. Call me a fanboy if you will, ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Review: Donkey Kong Country Returns

A game so good it’ll have you beating your chest and flinging your feces in excitement. __________ In case you hadn’t noticed, in the last couple of years, the Nintendo Wii has been subject to the revival of a number of key franchises in ...

 
 
 
 

Calling: the hilarity and horror.

On a rather dreary Sunday afternoon, I was itching for a new survival horror game. After trips to several stores, and a good bit of frustration, I found Calling for the Wii in the bargain bin. First and foremost, just because it's a "ba...

 
 
 
 

Christmas Swag: Exceeding Rexpectations

Hey guys, I’m sorry to keep you waiting for RexwolfTrivia and “Rex, PI,” but in the meantime, here’s a bit of the stuff I got for Christmas, with impressions to keep it from just being a list. World’s Best Mug So, a lot of you folks know...

 
 
 
 

Countdown to Epic Mickey: The Evolution of Oswald

So my plan for a daily Oswald or Mickey cartoon failed when I got busy. But with Epic Mickey two days away, I've decided to go out with a bang. Today? Three Oswald the Lucky Rabbit cartoons, to show you how the character changed over time...

 
 
 
 

Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 4 - Episode I

Sonic fans are in 4 a treat. __________ The gaming world first learned of Sonic the Hedgehog 4 back in September of 2009, under the code name “Project Needlemouse”. Sega declared a return to the franchise’s 2D roots, promising the Sonic ga...

 
 
 
 

Review: Kirby's Epic Yarn

Nintendo and Good Feel weave a wonderful platformer. ___________ Attendees of the 2010 Electronic Entertainment Expo were witness to many exciting announcements on June 15th during Nintendo’s press conference—one of them being the highly a...

 
 
 
 

Countdown to Epic Mickey: "The Mad Doctor"

After two days with Oswald, it's time to return to the mouse. And along the way, we'll meet an important character from Epic Mickey: The Mad Doctor. The Mad Doctor only appeared in one cartoon, but he made an impact. Some theaters refuse...

 
 
 
 

Countdown to Epic Mickey: "Rival Romeos"

Look at that face. LOOK AT IT. I'm just going to be honest here. Probably the main reason that I picked this Oswald cartoon for today was because I wanted to use that image as the header. But I have other reasons, too! First off, I ment...

 
 
 
 

RexwolfTrivia is heating up!

It's time for another round of trivia, but first, explanations. I was planning on doing the week-long series of posts, but I wanted to prolong the contest by skipping the weekend, and the sudden reversion to standard Dtoid ruined my plans o...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

triggerpigking

Wah are we still here?, just to

 
 
Parismio

When 3:14 hits

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Ive conquered a fear, played hide and seek, fought the literal Earth, beaten a pair of muscular arms, and had two jump scare Im 7 hours Theres far more to do than I thought there would Omori got the

 
 
cockaroach

Happy Friday Looking forward to my big, empty weekend ahead of me, playing games, smashing my wife, and listening to tunes and or playing my Im sure theres important shit to do but I cant remember it so it dont exist

 
 
taterchimp

Im bored and want something I can just slam time into, so Im going to try this FF14 nonsense I hear so much

 
 
Slimybear245

Silksong

 
 
Trevlyn

I don’t normally like these, but enjoyed this play through for Breath of the Here is DeeBee Geeks playthough Happy Anniversary Zelda!

 
 
Robo Panda Z

Im not normally one for dark visual novels (Im more of a Dream Daddy, Monster Prom type?), but The Life & Suffering of Sir Brantes first two chapters (available free) left a very good The world-building is top-notch - it really drew me

 
 
Seymour

Heres the beginning of my Persona 5 Strikers LP! I had a lot of fun editing the last third of the video,

 
 
Spaceloaf

Mea My last Genshin Impact post was proven to be Banners for Venti, Diluc, and Jean have been data-mined, so we may have another 3-banner But everything else in the post was

 
 
Seymour

Since I havent noticed Gus post in a : Im afraid I have some terrible It seems your DNA is : And?

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

#fishfriday

 
 
RolanberryPrins

I havent even played the game yet because of chorin but damn the Loop Hero soundtrack is Great BGM for slaying the to-do

 
 
bong264

Current Status:

 
 
Electric Reaper

Fishnet clothing More in the comments

 
 
Riley1sSpook

A true gentleman

 
 
Zoey Handley

I get the feeling I’ll be seeing this screen a

 
 
Seymour

So, I was editing together my Persona 5 Strikers gameplay for my LP and quickly realized just one 2-hour session has enough content for, like, several Its almost a good story or Huh!

 
 
indigit4l

I hate when people stop a whole car length behind the car in front of them at the stop Especially in the turn lane bc it blocks cars from being able to access #ThingsThatIrkMe

 
 
taterchimp

I ate the Froot Loops Pray for

 
 
RiffRaff

Almost forgot, today is Bandcamp Friday! 100% of sales on the platform go to the artist/label! Go support some music!

 
 
eastyy

Yay new character in Skullgirls is here Beta anyway

 
 
mullon

Im really enjoying Kards and I wish more people played

 
 
ShadeOfLight

Screw it, Im jumping on From the impressions so far I think Ill enjoy it, and if it even half succeeds at what its trying to do, then its already the kind of unique experimental game that I want to

 
 
TurboKill

Even if you dont do MMOs, check out the soundtrack for Final Fantasy So many Exponential Entropy (@ 2:48) is my aesthetic right

 
 
Whispering Willow

Apparently I declared war on Potato Head and I was not Twitch thinks I spell woman as womxn but Twitch never asked I dont even remember Lola Bunny, but I have been accused of cancelling her Im always the last to

 
 
JohnSmith123

So like what’s the over/under on Florida man getting arrested for fighting That’s I want in on that Let’s make some

 
 
taterchimp

PLANET TERROR 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: fried onion strings, bacon, cheddar cheese, Sweet Heat BBQ sauce + smoky cheese sauce Sounds pretty good in theory, but probably not eating Have

 
 
Snaileb
 
 
Boxman214

Hank Hill in Smash, for your

 
 
Riley1sSpook

a river in a dry land

 
 
Plissken

🤷‍♂️

 
 
Slimybear245

Well still playing Metro Last Light and didnt expect it to have a whole level/story bit focused on a not to relate it to Covid,it is pretty depressing in the game even if there is no real characters in the game that your going to care for

 
 
Shinkz

Omar at it again with the amazing art

 
 
Shoggoth2588

I figured out how to make my mic work! Im going to make this everybodys

 
 
Czar Kazem

Man, its a minor thing, but I just want to be able to buy a fucking PS5

 
 
Czar Kazem

Man, its a minor thing, but I just want to be able to buy a fucking PS5

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Man if a fan-made remake of A2MR was a thing that theoretically existed and I theoretically had it, I would theoretically say that its darn good and provides more metroid which is always a good

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Started Am I glad I didnt write my GotY 2020 list yet, because I think this is gonna be up

 
 
ChronoLynxx

This weeks TGIF is up over in the community blogs! Come jump in and say hi and let us know how your week went along with all your weekend plans!

 
 
Soulbow

Buy the #SuckItTorch

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Dope af and my current favorite (non-single)

 
 
Churros89

Heeeey things are doing fine Oooops, I may have accidentally dropped a map of the rate of occupancy of ICU beds in Brazil, Im so clumsy! Hahaha, everything is fine, ha!

 
 
Kerrik52

No One Lives Forever is It plays like how I imagine people remember Goldeneye All the goofy spy shenanigans, none of the N64 Might be a bit simplistic as a shooter, but the mission variety makes up for

 
 
Chris Moyse

The kinda money I mightve dropped on a new game just went on a body hair trimmer because this is midlife

 
 
Exber

Mario & Luigi Super Star Saga Played the original and its potential worked in its favor, most of the I know the sequels use a better layout, and Im ready to try them

 
 
RiffRaff

Holy shit! I did it! I passed the Dark Souls of driving exams (in the center of an Italian city) and finally got my liscence! Im shaking

 
 
Mike Sounders

Woo nelly thats a nice

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Ive flatted 3D World again (except for the 5 character flag pole clear), and Bowser is 100% less Great fun! So everyone is always complaining about Champions Road, but the real Dark Souls is that final Marathon Fuck that level