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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Electric Reaper

Some people think this song is a bit dirty because they mishear the

 
 
Rad Party God

#darksiders3

 
 
MeanderBot

Spent all evening moving my PC components into a new Old case was beaten and bent, and I suspected that it was shorting the mobo and causing intermittent booting But everything is working well so far! Hope it

 
 
TriCerAroK

This was tough, but I loved Gonna have to go back and get all Like Retro City Rampage, Celeste has a demake hidden in

 
 
AvtrSpirit

Stardew Valley on the PS Vita :BlessRNG:

 
 
JcDent

Once you internalize that gun lobby doesnt care how high the stack of dead children becomes, you start investing in technology that can never stop the local incel from shooting the hot I bet its a grift at this

 
 
JohnSmith123

The soundtrack for Hyrule Warriors does not get enough Just a perfect mix of Dynasty Warriors rock with Nintendos classic Zelda It is so Like that right there? Makes me want to play Wind Waker Maybe itll get a Switch port? lol

 
 
Blanchimont

Wow, Closers actually doubled down on all their problematic features and somehow made it even

 
 
Osc

Used to come across this type of music a lot back in the From the opening notes, it all has a dream-like quality that I can chill Also do you see this guys bowl cut! #musictoid | Getter, Oliver Tree - Forget It

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

I think my favorite part of Bloodborne is that with each new area I enter there is something the artists dreamed up as if they were in a race to see who could outweird

 
 
Union pvt bong264

So I guess this is gonna be a not gonna lie, Im kinda interested in seeing where this

 
 
Laid Back Gundy

Welp, I finally beat Ys VIII Lacrimosa of Dana, true ending and everything! Holy shit what a fantastic Dana forever,

 
 
Hlarge4

I missed a few big I feel like a trash man for To all of you, Im Yall mean oodles to I just realized that E3 is coming soon! Im Hoping to see more Metroid Whats got your panties saturated?

 
 
kevlarmonkey

Considering my cell took the spot that 200 million other cells were fighting for, I consider the rest of my life to be a success! Photo credit: Sad Brick

 
 
Papa Niero

I couldnt put Cobra Kai down! Thats what I call retro reboots done right

 
 
Mike Sounders

Busy May for old Finished FFXV, started and finished Yakuza 6, reviewed Super Robot Wars I even built a model kit in a single I feel productive as

 
 
homeoftheblues

Hey, its #MelMonday

 
 
Adzuken

Im probably the last person to find this out, but Mega Man V on Gameboy is pretty

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Mad respect to anyone who makes perfect Tropical Freeze That game is brutal!

 
 
Tohsaka

Good to know that any rhythm game I pick up I can do well enough to screw up an all perfect run by Flagging is my

 
 
TriCerAroK

Celeste is so fucking Just a beautiful Tough as nails Just at the

 
 
Steel Squirrel

I saw this on Hideo Kojimas Instagram feed late last Look where this guy is accidentally MGS 0 For updated breaking #E3hype

 
 
Jiraya

Im felling this more and more and wanted to confirm if its a personal issue, I have a launch PS4 and lately new games seem to be taking deep performance hits (framerate slowdowns and such) is anyone else in this boat? Examples: God Of War and Yakuza 6

 
 
Union pvt bong264

This must be the scariest transformer I have ever Joint were creaking, tabs were in weird BUT, all worth it for motherfucking STEAMPUNK SHOCKWAVE!!! My camera doesnt do this guy justice he is magnificent!

 
 
ScionVyse

Monday

 
 
Electric Reaper

More States should have a bottle bill like Over 90% of beverage containers that have deposits on them are

 
 
Dwavenhobble

Even though its not Monday where I am anymore #Magicalgirlmonday wooo

 
 
Michformer

Huzzah! Monster design article is finally up on Destructoids CBlogs Seems like my MSN email address was the main culprit behind the Are you sure youre human? error ALMOST

 
 
Xeo

The unpopular I think Black Ops 4 actually looks really I like the changes being implemented, great to see the series break away from the 2008 And the battle royale sounds like a great time with

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

i just beat Neir Automata, it was a great gamae,

 
 
Rico the Penguin

Actually, sticking with my original plan of not spreading the negativity of The original message was about some jerk being a But lots of people on the walk werent jerks, so thats Leaving gif because it represents how they were act

 
 
Tohsaka

This should help out for next Oh and VOEZ is on sale for a short time,

 
 
Seymour

My latest haul! New Joycons to replace the iffy launch ones, Skyrim because Skyrim VRs usage of the motion-controlled bow n arrow made combat way more fun, and Battle Chasers because turn-based combat + fantabulous Made any good hauls lately, gang?

 
 
TriCerAroK

Remember when developers made different versions of games for different systems? Remember when porting down from arcades was a thing? This RE7 thing on Switch is just

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Falling in love with Takadas boss theme for Badgirl and other tracks from I just realized he did the soundtrack for God Hand as well, which explains so Atlus, hire this man to compose for the next SMT or Persona,

 
 
Shoggoth2588

I finally saw Infinity War! (Spoiler thoughts in the comments)

 
 
Greenhornet214

Little life update in the comments for anyone interested

 
 
Anthony Marzano

You may think its Victoria Day but we all know the real day today is

 
 
Raiku Destructoids Champion

Saw Deadpool 2 on Loved Also loved the Trailer for The Happytime WARNING NSFW

 
 
lokhe

So in a weird turn of events, my trip to the ER ended up earning me $40 so I decided to get Wizard of Legend for Pretty good so far, but I think I wouldve liked it better if it wasnt a

 
 
Tohsaka

Shame Vita support is on its way Im only now getting used to

 
 
Rudorlf

I think Ill refrain from shaving for a while after a recent gory scene on the Also, I really liked Shogun World, even though the town looks really small (Which I understand, considering its setting looks much more expensive than the Western one)

 
 
Bass

Went walking in town I shopped around for a new bike, since mine was totalled last I havent decided yet, but just walking outside felt great with the nice Thanks Victoria day! Hope you guys had a great canadian monday

 
 
Boxed Swine

Halt! Who goes there?

 
 
Nathan D

Aww yeah, E3 is just around the Only *checks calendar* 3 weeks WEEKS?! What the just wont get

 
 
Neronium

Almost got scammed out of my laptop I was Caught it before it was But now Im depressed cause Im an

 
 
Zalno

Got a call from a recruiter Ive been talking with for the past couple of I did so well in the interview for HP that Im getting a 6-8 month contract I may even go full-time by the end of the year if I do well! :D

 
 
Greenhornet214

I wish the shopkeeper was playable in Hyrule So OP