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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Happy Birthday Sean Connery

Sean Connery is probably my favorite actor ever. He was Born on August 25th 1930. TOday is his 85th birthday. My favorite Connery Performances are , Sir Patric Mason From the Rock, mark Rutland in Manrine , and of Corse James Bond in 007. A...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Greenstuffing214

I really enjoyed Justice Stay after the credits when you see

 
 
NakedBigBoss

Best doggo is your own doggo! #dogtoid

 
 
toborprime

Talk about having a backlog - amiright?!!

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Dear games media: please stop referring to in-game purchases as I know old habits die hard, but theres nothing micro about them anymore, and the name makes them sound far less harmful than they

 
 
JuIc3

Lots of good articles going up all over the web calling out publishers on the inclusion of loot boxes and micro-transactions in Good! I dont know if its too late to solve the bringing it forward is the best way to

 
 
Shibboleth

Finally got around to finishing Wolfenstein: Old On to Dishonored 2, then New Order, then Death of the Outsider, then Wolfenstein Bethesda is *killing it* this gen with single-player first-person Dont even get me started on

 
 
homeoftheblues
 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Less you liked the politics of hating Nazis the more bugs Wolf 2 seems to have, very bitched abt historical inaccuracies which made me think of JCDent:P

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Night 2 of Splatfest is now live!

 
 
taterchimp

Also, dogtoid? Sure

 
 
hLarge4

I might just get to play a game tonight! Unless I fall asleel firsr, wjich is what usually happens

 
 
Chris Bradshaw

So Ive have two broken PS Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice

 
 
Blanchimont

3 crashes playing Recode so far and Im only 10 hours in =/

 
 
Flanx

You guys make me wish I had a pet lol

 
 
taterchimp

3-0 in DotA for my last night of PC gaming for a Ill take New patch is pretty

 
 
saxman234

Cutetoid - Happy Saturday

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

#dogtoid here are a few pics of the late Daisy, she was such a loving

 
 
Chris Moyse

Moonraker Fuck Hope you’re all having a lovely Saturday, guys n gals :) xxx

 
 
Yrahcaz

Heres one of my His name is He also goes by Fidge, Fudge, Fudgems, and The Fudge Master

 
 
Rasori

Impressions so far: Im really enjoying Skyrim for the Been playing it mainly in portable mode and its surprisingly stable, which is I do miss the mods for the little touches here and there, but other than that, its

 
 
TysonOfTime

Not included: Neon Yellow JoyCons for 👀👀👀

 
 
EricWeichhart

The shit post of today is on video

 
 
Greenstuffing214

Justice League is about to start!

 
 
triggerpigking

Just started playing Only about an hour or so in but I am adoring this game, dialogue is top notch and its such a chill, relaxing game to

 
 
Czar Kazem

My dad informed me he felt it was time for another movie Its finally Ive really needed this one,

 
 
 Magus

I think I have a just the past month, and doesn’t count digital Those are Elite Dangerous, Final Fantasy 15, Skyrim, both South Park games, The Witcher 3, and FIFA Just this Got Xenoblade Chronicles 2

 
 
OmegaSiets

How DARE you speak that way about his excellency! We spacenoids were abandoned by the likes of you, and he will restore our righteous place in

 
 
Flanx

I never thought Id say something like this Smiths new album isnt bad at Actually, I think I like Some tracks are questionable but overall its a decent

 
 
homeoftheblues

My wife said blow this

 
 
homeoftheblues

Another t-shirt my wife made Ganon, someday thou shall be my

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Im pretty sure I locked my keys in my other news, I hate the weekends Edit: turns out I DID have a spare! I still hate weekends though

 
 
Zer0t0nin

Headphones went the way of the Dodo, so I had to pick up a pair on my wayfirst to Ended up getting the Sennheiser Urbanite and gotta say: for a pair of HiFi headphones in the affordable spectrum: pretty good

 
 
Rico the Penguin

I really like Ultra Sun so Lots of changes for the Still not hot on the Pokedex Minimap having so much wasted Also gotten back into Not a bad

 
 
iam16bit

Gaming Fact of the Day: Segas origins go as far back as 1940 when it was founded as Standard Games in Honolulu, After WWII, the company moved to Tokyo and changed its name to Service Games which merged with Rosen Enterprises and became

 
 
Dr Mel

This is a great take on the whole Battlefront II It really is kinda

 
 
able to think

Ive now got about 60 CED movies that my parents found while they were cleaning out their My old bus driver gave them to me when I was in high school and Id totally forgotten about These four are totally getting displayed

 
 
absolutfreak

How did I miss Rocket Leagues Switch release? How is it compared to every other version out there?

 
 
Dango

#AC⚡DCtoid #RIPtoid #ballstoid

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Finished Wolfenstein: The New That just kinda ends, doesn’t it? Moving on to Old Blood Also have Skyrim on Switch now, about to get those shouts

 
 
iam16bit

I maybe late to the #Selfietoid party but its better late than

 
 
GoofierBrute

So Im kind of surprised at how many of you reacted positively to my selfie, what with my low self esteem over my looks and paranoia over sharing info on the So thanks for that Love

 
 
EtosiGiR

If you liked Batman v Superman, Justice League is If you didnt like BvS, JL is more of the same and addresses none of the issues with the previous I am firmly in the second

 
 
homeoftheblues

Our long national nightmare is My wife (on Qtoid known as WILF) has come forth with a Xmas present, one that I wasnt even supposed to know But I found out, and she came through Gotta love a good partner, a true No games

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Watching Striders stream of the Cursed Fuck all video games forever dungeon in Bloodborne somehow gave me the perseverance to pull through with the Yay!

 
 
KeithTheGeek

Anybody got some headphone/headset recommendations that sound good but wont break the bank? Im not looking to spend more than $50-60, though preferably itd be around the $40 Wired or wireless doesnt matter

 
 
absolutfreak

#Dogtoid

 
 
TriPLYMOUTHroK

This month is my last on a smart Switching to a flip dealy next

 
 
MeanderBot

My best friend #dogtoid