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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Gaming Landscape [August 10th, 2015]

Welcome to the new Gaming Landscape! In the past, I used these blog posts not just to talk about the games I’ve been playing but to chronicle and keep track of what I had been playing. However, that has become constraining as sometim...

 
 
 
 

Look what I found in a second hand shop in Poland.

If you go to secondhand clothes shops you know that most of the stuff there either comes from old people or people who had lost their weight and needed a complete wardrobe change. The best clothes are usually the ones that have already been...

 
 
 
 

Zetta Reviews: Dragonball Z: Resurrection "F"

Wait, what? A movie review? Is that kind of thing kosher for a video game website? Well, there's only one way to find out, so let's find out right now... Today, on DRRRRRAAAAAGONNN BAAALLLLLLLLL ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Dragonball Z: Resurrection...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Soulbow

Went and saw Lion King last It was solid, decent, good even! There was one thing that I didnt account for

 
 
Singapore Sling

Did what I set out to do early and that was win a clout battle so the world could witness my power one last Nintendo took offense though because my team was removed from the scroll after 3 matches and they showed previous winners🤷‍♂️

 
 
Slimybear245v20

Whats your favourite in game punishments for pirating a game?Stuff like Alan Wake giving the main character a eye patch or Serious Sam spawning in a invicblw enemy to kill favourite is Game Dec Tycoon having people pirst the games you make in

 
 
Plissken

Old Bats number girl Robin is best Robin <3

 
 
EdgyDude

As someone that loves the original PvZ but despises how EA has treated the IP, this rings so

 
 
Gajknight

#DarksidersGenisys #Torchman #JustSayNo

 
 
ThisIsMyBoomstick
 
 
Parismio

I cant believe this 😂

 
 
Lord Spencer

Weekly Update, here are the games I am currently Those between bracket I am going to review when completed: - -Mighty Switch Force II (Wii U) -Yakuza 0 (PS4) -7th Dragon III: Code VFD (3DS)

 
 
JcDent

If Joyride is the song of all early GTAs, then Rising to the Top is GTA

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Just watched Netflixs Saint I was a huge fan of the anime as a I thought the move to CGI looked awful when I saw screenshots, but I liked it in Happy to say I liked the series overall, too bad there are so few

 
 
AdmiralAckbong

Hey I love But you know who loves you more? Mike And he needs our help right now more than Keep this motherfucker Keep him Shit is This is a dtoid wide call to Venmo:

 
 
Electric Reaper

The image below might be NSFW, so Im putting it in the

 
 
Cygnus Rush 961
 
 
Tricerapops

My biggest problem with Rage 2 is that Parrrrrty, lets parrrrrty! Party at the party when its time to party! Heeeeey you, lets parrrrrty! Party party party cause its time to party now!!! loops in my brain the entire time I am playing

 
 
Hokogan

Checking out Marvel Ultimate Alliance happy with this Deeper than I Anyone else playing?

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Elite Dangerous is quickly becoming my unwind Ive been playing it at night to heighten the sense of atmosphere and even though Ive stuck to courier and cargo missions its been really immersive and

 
 
Boxman214

So far, Marvel Ultimate Alliance is a LOT of But that camera is hot

 
 
JuIc3

So Malika and I lost Simba this we are hurting a lot Its been a long time since Ive felt pain like keep us in your

 
 
Jetter Mars

Is anyone jonesing for a solid under-the-radar SNES platformer? Then look no further than A very well designed and fun (albeit short and easy) game that kinda feels like a mix of Strider and Actraiser 2! Lots of abilities and unique bosses!

 
 
Neronium

Well I regret getting my MSI motherboard They have to release a new X470 board cause they didnt future-proof theirs and thus would require me to have to buy the newer X470 board to get use out of the Ryzen 3000

 
 
Electric Reaper

For once, I agree with many of the Youtuber That blank spot could easily be filled with a P or a

 
 
Tohsaka

Well, I got to Pi 4 doing what I want Now I just wait for a much better all-in-one solution for the software sometime down the

 
 
mullon

I want a game another Legend of the Mystical Ninja 64 game with better graphics, but I dont trust Konami to not fuck it

 
 
taterchimp
 
 
ScionVyse

A few people showed up for Smash! I had fun, which probably means no one else did, but hey, thats how it goes when I play Smash

 
 
AtomicBanana

My kitchens new back splash is on

 
 
indigit4l

I went full psycho and installed 7 Corsair LL series fans, 4x140mm and 16 RGBs each in a light loop, 4 inside, out on outer The things it can do, the presentation is It plays pong, sending a ball from one end to the other,

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Welcome to Day 2 of the Final Splatfest! Representing #TeamOrder, we will prevail!

 
 
TicklefistCP

Heres about 20 mins of River City

 
 
Fuzunga

Man, I sit down to play some Splatoon and I end up with the same Shifty Station layouts I played on Lame!

 
 
ObliqueZombie

If anyone is interested, Im streaming the PC version of the Gears 5 tech test--at least when it If youre interested, check it out!

 
 
Rasori

For anyone who picked up Ultimate Alliance 3, who were the first 4 characters you picked for your team? Ill post mine in the comments in case people arent aware of the

 
 
ScionVyse

Anyone up for some Smash Ultimate later on? Im really wanting to play If anyone is up for it, Ill hopefully be setting up a room at around 8:00PM EST, and Ill be hanging around the multiplayer discord around then as Arena created!

 
 
triggerpigking

Man my brain was just not working for drawing today, ive actually done quite a lot but nothing was coming out well, so I just sketched a quick birbs

 
 
bong264

I dont play Splatoon at all but I do at least look at the Order vs Chaos? Age of Sigmar is currently having that war so here is a shitty 5 min photoshop of Marina :P

 
 
PhilKenSebben

First, Id like to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart for all their help with Ackbong, amd of course In regards to Ackbong though, no easy way to say this, but I fucked He did not get the in

 
 
indigit4l

Witcher Trailer (Teaser)

 
 
chlmera

Its literally been getting a few degrees hotter every day all week, and it was already Apparently in a day or two the record temp from 1930 will be broken

 
 
Fuzunga

I want to post that Steven Universe movie trailer, but its extremeo spoilers X10000 if youre not caught up with the show and I dont want somebody being spoiled by It looks amazing, though!

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

Would you look at that? Looks like my schedule just cleared up enough to play Ultimate Alliance 3

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

Would you look at that? Looks like my schedule just cleared up enough to play Ultimate Alliance 3

 
 
taterchimp

Well Skullgirls ios is just the bees

 
 
Gundy

Need more catgirls

 
 
Adzuken

Ive been working on my blog for two years now! Happy birthday, my

 
 
Parismio

Can i just say that i really like tataru in ff14? Girl just blackmailed a pirate to ferry a ride across the If that aint a boss move, idk what

 
 
Kerrik52

Hey game developers, if you arent sure about the implementation of your stealth system, please do not strain it by randomly spawning an enemy that loves to ignore hiding places and only has an instant kill Also, play Haunting Ground, you hacks!

 
 
indigit4l

This whole section of the monologue is good but it leads up to 4:05 in where Kimmel makes the strong case against if you dont like it here, you can

 
 
Goemar

Lamps, lamps are expensive Dont buy lamps from Massive thanks to Wes (please check your They also sell a T-shirt they wont shop to the