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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Gaming Landscape [August 10th, 2015]

Welcome to the new Gaming Landscape! In the past, I used these blog posts not just to talk about the games I’ve been playing but to chronicle and keep track of what I had been playing. However, that has become constraining as sometim...

 
 
 
 

Look what I found in a second hand shop in Poland.

If you go to secondhand clothes shops you know that most of the stuff there either comes from old people or people who had lost their weight and needed a complete wardrobe change. The best clothes are usually the ones that have already been...

 
 
 
 

Zetta Reviews: Dragonball Z: Resurrection "F"

Wait, what? A movie review? Is that kind of thing kosher for a video game website? Well, there's only one way to find out, so let's find out right now... Today, on DRRRRRAAAAAGONNN BAAALLLLLLLLL ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Dragonball Z: Resurrection...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

TheBlondeBass

yall ever think 99 dollars feeling smaller than 100 dollars but million dollars feeling bigger than a billion dollars

 
 
SrChurros

The adventures of having a part Asian son: today at the family lunch one of my aunts started talking in fake Japanese with my baby and also singing the theme song of an old Japanese TV show to

 
 
Boxman214

Im a hot guy #StripToid

 
 
SpielerDad

So much for the I have a fridge full of booze for the occasion, but now the wife expects me to be productive

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Reminder that Kingdom Hearts 2 came out after Half Life 2 and were still getting KH3

 
 
AdmiralAckbong

I have been outed as a west coast kid multiple times out here apparently due to my friendly and welcoming may we all live in the teachings and essence of elephant#94

 
 
Chris Moyse

Never forget these MK4 endings,

 
 
Riff Raff

Have a great Sunday #Striptoid!

 
 
Electric Reaper

If the HDMI ports on a TV are set to Bitstream, but the Blu Ray player connected to it is set to PCM, could that cause problems during DVD playback?

 
 
Mike Sounders

Joker in Smash is the meme well that keeps on

 
 
Gus TT Showbiz

Non pun post: GM streamed Borderlands 2 today and generously allowed me and Matt to join in the shenanigans!

 
 
mullon

I finished World of Goo again and Im sorry to see they disconnected the Tower of Goo sharing system, where you could see the towers of goo everyone else built, because that was fun to check Now no one will see my goo

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Is that Blue Steel?

 
 
PatBateman17

A Melissa McCarthy movie last night and Bird Box One movie featuring a horrible monster that makes people want to kill themselves when you see it, the other stars Sandra

 
 
Osc

Nightcore is just a song sped But that simple edit can completely change the feel and energy of the I was into it in the early Youtube days so hearing this was #musictoid | Getter Janni - Rockefeller Street (#rockefellerstreet Remix)

 
 
Shoggoth2588

2 things: Thing 1, what the Hell kind of ending was that for The Heist?! Thing 2, I MUST have misread that trophy name because it was dumb when I made that joke to myself! Bonus thing: Screwball challenges were I still hate the Taskemaster

 
 
Tohsaka

I got a triple

 
 
Gundy

Man, I really hope they add more VR missions to They alone make it a contender for my

 
 
Fuzunga

Saw Dragon Ball Super: Best Dragon Ball thing since Will be disappointed if future anime look Also, pretty sure they used the FighterZ engine for some

 
 
Dwavenhobble

They thought theyd got

 
 
Electric Reaper

Could a Blu Ray player hooked up to a HDMI ARC port on a 4K TV cause audio skipping when playing a Blu Ray DVD?

 
 
NinjaSpped

I was wondering do we have a DTOID Master Birthday List like the Contact list? If not, I could make a blog so we can keep People can comment their birthdays here if you want BUMP!

 
 
CaptainDustTree

I’ve been considering which horror villain would be best for MK XI, and I think I’ve decided on The Concept of Racism from Get

 
 
Boxed Swine

U wot m8?

 
 
TheIntern

I held off playing the RE2 demo because I didnt want to know how Capcom had fucked up another PC port but then I started playing it and it worked and I want it why wont they tell me what the difference is between standard and deluxe editions,

 
 
Punished Nietzsche

Tales of Vesperia has a World thats a nice And so far, impressions are pretty I see now why it been regarded as the best Tales game, and Yuri is an awesome main character :D

 
 
Rad Party God

Yup, sign is there for a

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Third game of the year, DOOM, is done! It was a good idea to try again on PC after it didnt really click on PS4, a fast-paced shooter like that feels much better with a trusty I didnt love Doom as much as most, but mechanically its

 
 
lewness

Happy Birthday um *reads Larry, grizzly bear, mexican food and the buddha?

 
 
LaTerry

30 years or so ago Jump had a Dragon Quest The main character of that manga was just confirmed for Jump My interest in this game just rose Also

 
 
Sharukurusu

Im really into Ace Combat 7 so The multiplayer is solid, and the campaign is a lot of fun!

 
 
Occams

Tell me your

 
 
Rasori

I went to check out Larxs profile and noticed it says Gone and, with luck, eventually Did something happen? or am I way out of the loop here?

 
 
Tohsaka

Pretty scary when even WB checks in on a

 
 
bong264

Brothers in Arms series is on GOG! Cheap for all 3 too!

 
 
sp testure

Platinumed Everspace, I love this game so Thank you Rockfish for making it!

 
 
indigit4l

Hey now, long time, Just saw this story of a teen in Dallas missing, now Who does he look

 
 
EdgyDude

So Ghostbusters 3 is a thing that is happening on On one hand Im glad they steered away from the 2016 One the other hand Indiana Jones 4 proves that even the best intentions can go horribly

 
 
Flegma

I decided to give No More Heroes 2 a So far, the minigames have been more fun than the actual

 
 
zatoseyes

I colored a It was

 
 
Silver twoso

I was leaving an art museum and was inspired to take a pretentious picture to match how awful 90% of modern art is

 
 
Flanx

Ill admit, this idea was funnier in my

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Gee, I wonder if theres a boss just beyond that

 
 
Fuzunga

It was time for Thomas to He had seen

 
 
PatBateman17

It’s been a while since I watched an irredeemably terrible movie, but Melissa McCarthy’s “Life of the Party” was I can’t remember seeing such an unfunny “comedy” in a really long Avoid at all costs!

 
 
NeoTurbo

Okay so my stream for today is going to have to be Between an internet tech Im waiting for and some cleaning I gotta do for tonight, itll be easier for Sorry if thats annoying to anyone!