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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Gaming Landscape [August 10th, 2015]

Welcome to the new Gaming Landscape! In the past, I used these blog posts not just to talk about the games I’ve been playing but to chronicle and keep track of what I had been playing. However, that has become constraining as sometim...

 
 
 
 

Look what I found in a second hand shop in Poland.

If you go to secondhand clothes shops you know that most of the stuff there either comes from old people or people who had lost their weight and needed a complete wardrobe change. The best clothes are usually the ones that have already been...

 
 
 
 

Zetta Reviews: Dragonball Z: Resurrection "F"

Wait, what? A movie review? Is that kind of thing kosher for a video game website? Well, there's only one way to find out, so let's find out right now... Today, on DRRRRRAAAAAGONNN BAAALLLLLLLLL ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Dragonball Z: Resurrection...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Hypno

Who else has sex dreams about Brad Leone? Just me?

 
 
Rudorlf

New Oddworld: Soulstorm trailer! I should get myself acquainted with the series (EDIT: Qtoid & Qpost page comments synchronizations are still FUBAR)

 
 
Seymour

Reminder that this Earthbound-like is still coming out and its OST is sounding

 
 
Osc

My computer doesnt even want to go into safe mode, let alone Looks like I most likely will get a new

 
 
Shinkz

Awwwwwww shit

 
 
Kyle Yadlosky

#librarybookoftheday

 
 
Boxman214

I tried chilaquiles for the first time last My life will never be the I googled where have you been all my life gif and came up with Its pretty much how I feel about

 
 
taterchimp

Reverse necromancer is going to be my next D&D class

 
 
Dere

I get all the ladies

 
 
NakedBigBoss

I adore how, no matter what seemingly impenetrable area I am in, Nico finds a way to get to me in her

 
 
Operative20

BF gets his first gaming computer delivered I think the thing Im most excited about is finally being able to play Left 4 Dead again, with someone I know

 
 
Zer0t0nin
 
 
Dr Mel

I just might be on the honeymoon with Warframe, but this game really nails the progression If youre the least bit patient, all the timers are irrelevant and the easy drop-in drop-out missions are perfect for my time And its fun to

 
 
Dere

Time to make an irresponsible credit card information to order Sekiro, knowing darn well I shouldnt be buying a brand new game now*

 
 
Shibboletho

Are there any fixes for this Qtoid comment issue yet? I’m using chrome and can’t see shit, no matter which comment button I press (comments or direct I had to reply to people using safari on my HELP ME, MARINAAAAAAAA!

 
 
Dr Mel

Console folk: If you play Apex on like PS4 or Xbox One, do you also need to pay the online subscription fee for that platform? I know some F2P games let you off the hook for that fee, wasnt sure if that also applied to Thunks!

 
 
Mike Sounders

One more See you then Space Cowboy

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Finally done gearing up Samurai to item level Monk just needs thier shiny Eureka weapon to get there and Dragoon can be there in about a Im just gonna clean up tanks in the weeks before FFXIV Shadowbringers because other games

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Finally done gearing up Samurai to item level Monk just needs thier shiny Eureka weapon to get there and Dragoon can be there in about a Im just gonna clean up tanks in the weeks before FFXIV Shadowbringers because other games

 
 
PatBateman17

Unofficial Dtoid March Madness bracket on ESPN - Link and details in comments!

 
 
JcDent

Wrote a review of a good game

 
 
Tricerapops

Baba is You is

 
 
JcDent

Keeps on

 
 
Sharukurusu

Playing Battlefield 4 with a friend but getting separated into different teams, then meeting up with said friend on the map anyway, just to confuse your own team mates as to why two enemies are just hanging out

 
 
DrDoom

The older I get, the more pics like this just make me

 
 
Parismio

Yknow what was You could download play DS demos from the wii That was one of the neatest things ive seen from the

 
 
TysonOfTime

Always upsets me to see people willingly misrepresenting box office values to spin a false Glad videos like this show the actual Want the movie to succeed even more just to dunk on those

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Not sure how i fucked up this brown jambalaya, but its still fucking Just not

 
 
Shibboletho

Not videogame related: I moved to this city for school last August, and I just now found a new dojo to call Im so excited for the semester to end so I can officially

 
 
Frostyflakes

Dere had one of the best nights in Siege Ive seen coming in first multiple times and consistently within the top three of our The boys done papa chanka

 
 
Anthony Marzano

This bop is about as close as well get to a music version of Marzano

 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

woo! I managed to beat Mission 11 in DMC5 on Devil Hunter difficulty using nothing but Royal Guard (no Sin Devil Trigger) on first try, no continues! Here is the boss fight, full mission is on my twitch account (eternalstar)

 
 
SrChurros

Our reign of terror has already begun

 
 
PhilKenSebben

My dog groomer has these in a case as you walk I fucking love

 
 
SrChurros

Looks like someone is the spitting image of his mom

 
 
Gamemaniac3434
 
 
taterchimp

Upside of pet ownership is being able to call yourself daddy whenever you want

 
 
Tohsaka

I dunno, telling a kid get off the Google just doesnt have the same shine as get off the Nintendo to

 
 
Patrick Hancock

Current jam:

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

SEGA has a survey going asking about what franchises youre interested in seeing stuff for, where you get your gaming news from, *Tosses in vote for Jet Set Radio*

 
 
Neronium

Bombed a paper really badly, like Ive not done this bad on a paper before, and now Im having massive panic attacks and feelings of Send kittens and ferrets please as I dont know what Im gonna do

 
 
Tohsaka
 
 
Dr Mel

Warframe has gripped be in its icey