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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Happy Birthday Sean Connery

Sean Connery is probably my favorite actor ever. He was Born on August 25th 1930. TOday is his 85th birthday. My favorite Connery Performances are , Sir Patric Mason From the Rock, mark Rutland in Manrine , and of Corse James Bond in 007. A...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Michael Giff

So what games have you guys and gals beaten this September? Ive only been able to add two to TurboKills defeated games list, with Otogi Myth of Demons and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis both on the classic Xbox

 
 
Shinta
 
 
Jetfandam

Long live Fighting Games!

 
 
Chris Moyse

My last day at EGX It’s been a absolute carnival of patiently waiting and overpriced My fave new games so far are Moreeyo and MH Today, among others, is Detroit, can David Cage take the top spot?? (no)

 
 
JDelwynn

Final Fantasy IX PS4 doesnt even have true analog controls? Guess that happens when you do a port of a And screw that 1000 jumprope

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Never before did I know I needed something so much until I received

 
 
whatsacow

darren korb just responded to my request about a Said no, but still feel honored!

 
 
whatsacow

darren korb just responded to my request about a Said no, but still feel honored!

 
 
JcDent

And my last politically divisive post of the day: raisins are good, fuck the

 
 
TheZeroOne

#confessiontoid: I steal pens from Yeah I DID Okay fine its not really stealing since everyone can just grab them as they I just take a few more than most Like napkins at BUT Im bad to the

 
 
Jetfandam

Your move

 
 
JcDent

Finally, a website for the reasonable Centrism dot biz: when your most passionate slogan is no, we cant

 
 
Rasori

This comes from June of 2014 and is from Bioshock Probably my 2nd favorite Bioshock game, I still really enjoyed the vibrant art style and Also the story had some amazing twists and #ScreenshotSaturday

 
 
GoofierBrute

So apparently Sega is teaming up with Hooters in Japan to do a cross promotion with Sonic I dont even know what to say other than I now wait for Nintendo to team up with Chippendales for Super Mario Also link in the

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

What an we live (also a missed opportunity to have them wear Rouges outfit)

 
 
taterchimp

2nd place at fnm and I won the Woo

 
 
Marcel Hoang

I want Nioh’s last DLC out now so I can stop thinking about Marvel

 
 
bong264

I still love ya Also makes me realize how much i still hate the hard core gaming neckbeard douche nozzles, probably dont even play daggerfall :P

 
 
Roxas1359

Question, would anyone care about the history of a capture cards company? I only ask because when writing the capture card blog Im going down rabbit holes when it comes to who owns what and Im finding it Example in the

 
 
Mike Sounders

Capcom: We will have Street Fighter V and Marvel vs Capcom Infinite become a service via Namco: Hold my

 
 
Parismio

Saw the tgs trailer to monster hunter world and That was a good trailer and I cant wait to get my hands on Ugh, so

 
 
Dennis Carden

I caught a Mew in a copy of Pokemon Blue on a second 3DS, transferred it to Blue on my main 3DS to teach a few TMs to it (Softboiled, Submission, and Swords Transferred it back to my second 3DS to trade to Silver on my main Worth

 
 
Burritohornet214

If you cannot find someone to love, love me instead #burritotoid

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

i have a saying: the journey may be more important than the destination, but its the destination that gives the journey

 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Bandai knows exactly who they are marketing

 
 
Tohsaka

Fucking HELL, my Why? Why this? Beatrix Potter has got to be rolling in her

 
 
DeScruff

Saddly you cannot Mystery Gift between a GBC and the VC release of Pokemon

 
 
kevlarmonkey

Damn it, this part makes me tear up every time

 
 
Rico the Penguin

Decided to switch to panels that come into the scene for Now we have an entire widescreen area to place fap Game also works in all common aspect ratios

 
 
Ein on Shrooms

Sorry I havent been around This week has been After 4 days I finally received news from my family in Puerto Many things are NOT ok in the island but my family is ok for the

 
 
saxman234

I may be years late, but I finally got to Drunk Geralt + Friends scene in Witcher This might be the greatest cinematic achievement in all of

 
 
EricWeichhart

#SuperDestructoidRun

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

After being called into work suddenly, Im finally home! If nothing else thisll ensure I have some money coming in next month, even if its just from Now Im gonna go download and play Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2!

 
 
Bass

Sometimes I wonder why I talk with Rico

 
 
Drew Stuart

Hope everyones doing well today :) My final Uncharted blog is coming out tomorrow Its a long one, so strap in for a 4,000 word adventure!

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Lol,theres a $200 edition of NBA2K18 on the Canadian Who the hell buys this?

 
 
SrChurros

Just posted my first Cblog Recap! I think I did pretty ok, I Go check it out!

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Restarting my impossible task of attempting to beat

 
 
kevlarmonkey

Is it confirmed that Doom is going to be $60 on switch? I saw the Amazon listing, and was really hoping it was a placeholder

 
 
Mike Sounders

VIRTUAL ON IN KIWAMI 2 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 
 
TricerArocK

Iron Crypticle, A spooky scary Robotron/Smash TV like It is so damned Amazing music and lots of rad Also, it has the Amiga look that I am in love

 
 
Raiku Shackleford

I stand with Mel

 
 
Czar Kazem

I started watching Death Parade last night, and now I cant stop listening to This group is fuckin

 
 
Burritohornet214

Dinnertime, but be mindful of my people #burritotoid

 
 
Electric Reaper

I love Fridays on

 
 
Vadicta

Jojo got an American

 
 
Sarah Jane Farron

Ive been having a weird time A lot of bad things but I also met an awesome person whos great for my mental health and they introduced me to a nice online game Gaming is actually fun again and Ive things to look forward

 
 
JPF720

Holy crap! I thought one of my blogs went missing, but it seems to have resurfaced on the frontpage! Im so glad, thank you!

 
 
Chris Moyse

Took out the big guns (camera-wise) to try and combat EGXs *awful* lighting problems, pic quality stepped up a little, thankfully

 
 
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