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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Gaming Landscape [August 10th, 2015]

Welcome to the new Gaming Landscape! In the past, I used these blog posts not just to talk about the games I’ve been playing but to chronicle and keep track of what I had been playing. However, that has become constraining as sometim...

 
 
 
 

Look what I found in a second hand shop in Poland.

If you go to secondhand clothes shops you know that most of the stuff there either comes from old people or people who had lost their weight and needed a complete wardrobe change. The best clothes are usually the ones that have already been...

 
 
 
 

Zetta Reviews: Dragonball Z: Resurrection "F"

Wait, what? A movie review? Is that kind of thing kosher for a video game website? Well, there's only one way to find out, so let's find out right now... Today, on DRRRRRAAAAAGONNN BAAALLLLLLLLL ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Dragonball Z: Resurrection...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Fivefinger Delta

Ive been offered a job in Monaco and I got surprised with my very own, original Bayonetta after I helped a friend A good start to the Now to watch the GoT I hope your week is great x

 
 
Parismio

I was let down so hard with the last episode of Game of Im very:

 
 
JcDent

Its a-me, Raiden!

 
 
TheLimoMaker

The finale wasnt a dumpster fire but it also wasnt

 
 
Rasori

I think at the end of the day, the thing I love most about Rage 2 is definitely its

 
 
JcDent

I wrote a Trials of Fire preview

 
 
TheBlondeBass

even in a hat in time the cursed game follows me

 
 
Electric Reaper

Im still annoyed with Jurassic Park popularizing the image of velociraptors as being so They were small compared to If a dinosaur series needs a big raptor, the Utahraptor will do just Feathers are

 
 
Tohsaka

Ive seen this now you have to as

 
 
Tricerapops

Finally replaced the couch after bed It has a chaise and a sleeper and I can not wait to be off and laze about on it all

 
 
Avoclefo

Just finished Kingdom Hearts Loved My new favorite I think this one has the best pacing in the Plot is bonkers and Music is Flashy fun Two thumbs up from More thoughts in

 
 
Fuzunga

Everybodys watching Game of Thrones and Im over here in cartoon land watching my own Been wanting to start a blog series for a while and I think Star is the perfect place to

 
 
Hypno

Started working on my first DnD character So far: Chaotic Neutral, Female Tiefling rogue, great charisma, working on a This is pretty fun in and of Female tiefling is 100% inspired by a pic Strider posted ages

 
 
EtosiGiR

Sorry for that drunken double post yall! Be happy! Its all that matters!

 
 
Mike Sounders

Been a good weekend for Finished Birth by Sleep on Saturday, bought and finished the Messenger, bought Dead Cells, and finally started Gundam Breaker 3s Good times for me

 
 
absolutfreak

Given how things had been handled this season of Game of Thrones, my initial impression of the end is that Im relatively happy with

 
 
taterchimp

The end of an era How strange

 
 
Silver the 3rd

I want more opinions on rage 2, but heres some asthetics

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Full offense apparently but some people need to stop bitching and come to terms with the fact that Johnathan Taylor-Thomas is, in fact, a Wake up from your dream world and enter into our avian

 
 
EtosiGiR

AYE? AYE? REALLY!?!? NAH NINJA!

 
 
windblades

Returning to The Witcher 3 after a long Anything I should keep in mind while playing, other than remembering that the world outside the game exists?

 
 
hlarge4

Big weekend for 3 day live stream announcing the new campaign and a ton of fantastic games (with no projared and They tend to get very very goofy and But when the campaign is described as Mad Max meets Dantes inferno, whaddya want huh

 
 
NeoTurbo

So last night me and my MTG buddies tried out that Oathbreaker format thats been picking up in I am now a fan, and honestly think you guys should try it out too! Not sure what Im talking about? Heres a video to explain!

 
 
EtosiGiR

Oh Its Right now, and Im lit, with family (yall included) Lets Go!

 
 
PhilKenSebben

I hate listening to modern music redone in the chiptune There is something not so great about how the underlying music shines through despite the massive change in This is still very much not the Halo Theme I know and

 
 
bong264

You havent had a childhood if you havent been abandoned at the store at least once (or three

 
 
Boxman214

#StripToid

 
 
 Deadgar64

Found a copy of Star Wars: Tie Fighter at a Started it up in my Win95 Goddamn that game is awesome! What a friggin classy Star Wars game!

 
 
Goemar

Cup Pretty damn good

 
 
Tohsaka

Im just gonna ignore the same-y posts and put this

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

I have been playing DOOM in the hardest difficulty, it has sent me to Hell and back, it is hard as

 
 
triggerpigking

I am so happy with how this cutie came out, was gonna draw it as a one time thing but shes too cute for

 
 
triggerpigking

I am so happy with how this cutie came out, was gonna draw it as a one time thing but shes too cute for

 
 
PatBateman17

Mega Man Legacy Collection 1, 2 and X1 are on sale for Switch (X2 as well but I’ll skip Worth more buying those or diving into Dead Cells and either Katana ZERO and/or Cuphead?

 
 
Gajknight

I love listening to modern music redone in the chiptune There is something so great about how the underlying music shines through despite the massive change in This is still very much the Halo Theme I know and

 
 
Osc

John Wick definitely lives up to the I cannot wait for the next Halle Barry killed it,

 
 
Rad Party God

Risk of Rain? More like Risk of Getting I like

 
 
Dreggsao

Me and my friend Boone visited Caesar

 
 
Czar Kazem

Playing Dragons Dogma and accidentally turned in the Wyrmkings Ring without making a forgery of

 
 
Kirbykrumper1

I talked one of my managers into buying Bloodborne and now hes texting me asking for Thats called networking baby

 
 
Electric Reaper

It was only a matter of time until a politician put campaign ads on

 
 
indigit4l

My blue-haired, bird masked, puffy woman coat wearing I love this Snuck into a bandit camp earlier and survived a fight with 4 bandits, no potions Im trying to make some coin before I explore other Highly recommend!

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Cant wait to see how Game of Thrones

 
 
ScionVyse

Hey, I started working on some new music I think it sounds really good! The name being similar to Alphadeus recent post is a coincidence, I had this named before that was

 
 
Morty

Lets add a bit of positivity to the recent and mostly fair GoT I wish all of us a nice finale to an awesome Valar

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

I love listening to modern music redone in the chiptune There is something so great about how the underlying music shines through despite the massive change in This is still very much the Halo Theme I know and

 
 
Boxman214

I love listening to modern music redone in the chiptune There is something so great about how the underlying music shines through despite the massive change in This is still very much the Halo Theme I know and

 
 
Startyde

A lesson in grieving for my GoT friends: no matter how poorly paced, badly written, rushed or non sensical the finale may seem tonight, just close your eyes, breathe, and assume the whole thing was just indoctrination by *thumbs up*

 
 
medicamecanica

Its a popular time for birthdays cause its mine too! Found out my fellow closer has the same exact birthday and requested off way in advance so im at work like:

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid