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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...


[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...


FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...


An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...


Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...


Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...


Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...


the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...


Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...


The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...


Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...


(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...


Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...


What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...


Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...


Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...




The Greeks know how to spruce up a plane!

Electric Reaper

If anyone is interested in Cosmic Star Heroine, Steam is having a 50% discount on it right


Fitness and outdoor


Finally gettin some spring cleaning done and boy howdy is my place super Im probably going to have to clean out my PC despite only having the case since Its no wonder I wake up and my sinuses are :p


The Tetris effect is After doing a bunch of hostess management in Yakuza 0, I cant help but imagine my own health bar draining as I work and then going back up after Just gotta hang on a bit


Im steadily getting better at Nioh, but there are things that i still getting my head Whats the purpose of Familiarity with the weapons? Is Soul Link useful? William can speak japanese? this is KOEI, where are the Double-D ladies?

Marcel Hoang

I forgot to do last years too, so thats in the

Chris Moyse

My brain drives me up the fucking I wish it worked properly, or I could at least send it away for


I live in Cincinnati and am a big UC and Xavier This morning is not fun for

Plain Dere

Freaking I think its a 2 poop kind of morning


An I missing something with the new Kirby? Like it’s good (not amazing) and man, oh man, is it


My new goal in life is to eat forbidden


The founder of Traditionalist Worker Party (neo-nazis) finds himself in some soap opera


Learn new things every day!

Pixie The Fairy

I only planned to get the DMC HD Duology last week, but walked away with Okami HD and Yakuza Kawami, Dunno when Ill get to Still working on Bayonetta


Poor girl killed by her 9-year old brother with a gun over a video game Also parents, always make sure to keep your guns out of childrens reach if you have

Chris Moyse

How was your weekend everyone? Hope you had fun I briefly met reel lyfe Symmetra and Soldier 76 from They were incredibly warm and I only grabbed them for a few seconds, but it was

Chris Hovermale

Gonna take a little break from Monster Hunter, feeling a little well, that, but also, Im going on vacation tomorrow!

bong264 from distant Coorhagen

I hope my painting skills will reach that of other (pic unrelated :P)

Mike Martin



So I just completed DMC2, and what everyone said is Its a really boring game that almost made everyone (Including Dante) devoid of personality, improving certain gameplay in the wrong ways, and seemingly rip off Heihachis looks for the


I am the prettiest Angel of Death


Some days, I wish I knew what it was like to be born in a world where video games had been a big thing for a decade or two by


Finally finished 2 of Life is Strange and holy hell do I have I got a good ending on my first try so hell yeah to

CaimDark Reloaded

I just died to Xenojiiva after 49 minutes and 44 seconds of Not that it mattered much, I doubt wed kil him in another 16 seconds, but Daaaaaaamn!


Finished Kirby Star Wish it was longer, thats my only real Was a nice, fun little game that gave me a decent amount of Will eventually go through the last two modes, but for now, I Gnight!

Nathan D

Are these the kinds of clothes I should wear to fit in and make the friends?

Electric Reaper

Happy Birthday, Dangus Taargus!


Cry me a river, you piece of

Kevin Mersereau

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is a good Much better than the Fite

CaimDark Reloaded

Can you imagine Monster Hunter with perfect collision detection and perfect hitboxes? Im not sure if it would be marvelous or


I know what my next blog post will be I dont think most of Dtoid (or the gaming community at large) understands just how disgusting and inexcusable the situation with 2K and their WWE2K18 port for Nintendo Switch Youll all smell what Im cookin


I thought nobody stole shoes anymore around here, but here I am now, lost a RM300+ Nike shoes to some gate-hopping teenagers Gotta get some good quality shoes under some obscure brand Also, happy birthday Dangus Taargus!

Mike Sounders

This is The Last


Fucking damn repeat boss Whelp, I may be almost done with chain of memories if minor grinding doesnt work, thanks for not having difficulty change options mid


Me on Wednesday: Im going to have the house all to myself until Monday! Im going to fucking cook, Im going to experiment and have fun and Im going to honest-to-God Cook! Me Now: Yeah I think Ill order a pizza to break up the Chinese

Dangus Taargus

31818 on muh dafuq? I didnt plan


Happy birfday Dangus, you wonderful Id make you a cake, but I got hungry and I ate But heres one that I totally didnt whip up at the last


Happy birthday dangus! Hope ya had a good day my dude!

King Kaiser

Sneakin in your #Tsunday 2 hours before midnight here on the East Side


Dangus, you are a treat to have here and a very funny and fun Im glad I know you and I hope your birthday made your heart


My friend came over today and asked to play Persona 5, and so we went through the first couple I know how I felt when I fell in love with the game, but watching him play it and express exactly what I felt confirmed it as my favorite game of all tim


I had to take my car in to get serviced and there was a Barnes and Noble right next to the I got a Barnes and Noble gift card a while ago and forgot I had it so I decided to finally use Did I pick some good choices?

Major Toms Coffee Cup

Drinking makers wanna get sexy and hunt teostra with me and a buddy? 😘

Chris Moyse

Happy Birthday Dangus! Its wonderful to have you around here, and I hope youve had an awesome weekend! :)


If you thought the final boss of Planet Robobot was cool, just wait till you get to the end of Star Allies! Besides that amazing boss, Id say Robobot was better as a whole but I almost always enjoy Kirby anyway so I had


Name Cause I want to be a cool hip adult whose not using the first user name he could come up with for the original xbox live while in middle Hope everyones having a nice lazy


Really happy to find these classy games sitting in the loft at my old house as well as a Classic Simply astounded they werent thrown

Mike Sounders

Busy weekend for Beat Kirby Star Allies, liked it, beat ZoE2, not a fan but the below revelation leaves me Started Old Hunters, not really feeling it Think my mind is just done with Bloodborne for Dunno if Ill