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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Gaming Landscape [August 10th, 2015]

Welcome to the new Gaming Landscape! In the past, I used these blog posts not just to talk about the games I’ve been playing but to chronicle and keep track of what I had been playing. However, that has become constraining as sometim...

 
 
 
 

Look what I found in a second hand shop in Poland.

If you go to secondhand clothes shops you know that most of the stuff there either comes from old people or people who had lost their weight and needed a complete wardrobe change. The best clothes are usually the ones that have already been...

 
 
 
 

Zetta Reviews: Dragonball Z: Resurrection "F"

Wait, what? A movie review? Is that kind of thing kosher for a video game website? Well, there's only one way to find out, so let's find out right now... Today, on DRRRRRAAAAAGONNN BAAALLLLLLLLL ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Dragonball Z: Resurrection...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

FakePlasticTree

Sean Bean is gonna get killed off in Hitman

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

#weslikesbunnygirlswednesdays

 
 
house4lyfe

My Arcade mini retro arcades @ Has anyone seen these? They are rather The Data East Classics, in particular, is Note that the price is actually but moved it to take the Would love feedback if anyone bought

 
 
Raiku Destructoids Champion

Off on this You know what that

 
 
Dwavenhobble

Word of advice for people in or wanting to be in Journalism; saying youre considering lawyering up due to you considering a widow retweeting someone as a threat and slander is not a good Especially when it would have been her wedding anniversary!

 
 
Brad Majors

Another one off the backlog! Finished MGS5 and enjoyed It was obvious there were development problems as a lot of the experience felt disjointed which made an excellent story fall flat for Gameplay was outstanding RE7 next!

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#WesLovesBunnyGirlsWednesdayButItsTuesdayHaNotReallyStupid

 
 
Bit By 8 Bit

After 105 hours in AC: Odyssey, I have finally beat the story! Absolutely amazing game! Took so long because I was on Nightmare mode with no fast travelling, so most of it was death and Now to the rest of the 200 hours here I come!

 
 
dephoenix

#WeslikesbunnygirlsWednesday Also can someone PLEASE break the ties on my CYOA story? I would really appreciate

 
 
Punished Nietzsche

Steam told me that Resonance of Fate HD is already available! i want to jump straight to it, but i know Ill just throw it into the backlog after a couple of Better wait for some or until next

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Moyse, just wanted to give you a headsup that there have been follow ups to Houser’s response from former Rockstar Eurogamer elaborates

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Jesus that changes

 
 
Spookmour

Morning all! Gonna spend the morning playing some AC: Because I know the thing on everyones lips is, always, I wonder what Seymour is playing right

 
 
SpielerDad

For some reason, certain people find this scarf

 
 
TurboJasper

At what point does Batman become a furry?

 
 
Jaakkosakari

For all the RPG peeps: the kickstarter for the new edition of Savage Worlds launched, was funded within Personally, Im going for that sweet, sweet collectors

 
 
LaTerror

YouTube being down improved my productivity enough that I finished my I maybe watch to much

 
 
Hypno

Despite hating western adult cartoons, I gave Bojack a First episode was pretty awful but the second one showed a lot of I think I’ll at least scope out the first

 
 
SpoopierBrute

The composer of Drakengard 3 and the Nier games just did an arrangment of Flash Mans stage for Smash Spoiler alert: its pretty

 
 
RocketKnight

I can legally order pot online Super

 
 
Electric Reaper

Reanimated skeletons are so last Its all about the dogmen

 
 
Dwavenhobble

So those codes for Assassins Creed Odyssey that you can acquire from packs of Totinos, well the codes are on the outside of the packaging so you might find out someone has already activated your code if you do buy them lol

 
 
whatsacow

Well that was one hell of a week long

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

So romantic~ (bump because YOUTUBE LIVES!!!)

 
 
Mike Sounders

I WAITED ALL DAY FOR I CAN GO TO BED HAPPY

 
 
TriSCAREarok

Made chicken parmesan I forgot how incredible a good cx parm Find one or make That was stupid

 
 
dephoenix

Theres still time to vote for how Chapter 3 of my CYOA Halloween story will Which is good because both categories are tied at the So if you would check out Chapter 2 and cast a vote I would be very Link in the BUMP

 
 
Punished Nietzsche

It was bound to happen:

 
 
Dr Mel

Never forget this

 
 
Games and Stuff

Suppose I should have been more should me and my gf do to get the most out of Diablo 3 together? Story mode, then adventure? How does endgame work? sorry to be such a

 
 
Kevin Mersereau

Just went out to a bar for trivia night with some friends, and I managed to clinch some clutch questions about Eve 6, The Simpsons, Space Ghost, and the show We fucking won, and it paid our whole bar tab!

 
 
maycausecancer

Screw Netflix still works

 
 
Cygnus Rush 961

Someone at Youtube deferred maintenance on their code and servers

 
 
Plaguemaniac1346

A world without A strange and surreal thing, Especially considering what the world would be like without a YouTube after so long of it being integrated into our lives and societal

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Youtube current status:

 
 
Forsakeneyes

I only had time to play 10 minutes of Oddworld - New and Tasty the other day, but I was immediately hit with a rush of nostalgia, accompanied with a huge grin on my I hope the whole game is a faithful reproduction of the

 
 
Fuzunghoul

Never mind what I just All videos are dead for some reason, so heres a link to the RWBY volume 6 trailer

 
 
Kaiser von Seckendorff

Kyaaa~ Adam Senpai noticed me!!!

 
 
Xeo

Sick and feeling like But the show must go #ArbitraryMetalTuesday!

 
 
Gus TT Showbiz

When the prisoner was told by his lawyer that he had gotten a stay of execution, he smiled and said, Well, no noose is good

 
 
Propelledfoot

Sweet pickles are crimes against skyrim and her

 
 
BigDoniel

Just discovered the Sceptics Guide to the Universe crew were in Edinburgh I dont even like the place but Id have loved to go to

 
 
Legendary Lex

So, I followed the strange oversea trend of changing my profile to a horror version because two weeks from now stupid brats will throw eggs at storefronts and this is somehow ah, whatever, I follow like the sheep I

 
 
TurboJasper

I have a GOG account with all my classic games on it, a Humble Bundle account with 30 odd games on it and a Steam account with 94 games on The kicker being that I have never really gamed on computers and havent had a computer capable of in

 
 
Zalno

It #ThiccTuesday

 
 
Occams

Sitting at a bar sipping a Black and If it were 3pm and I was reading a book this would be

 
 
ScionVampire

Im glad I picked up MHGU at this Having hundreds of basically every material cuts dozens of hours of pointless, insultingly boring Kinda makes the game worth playing, since I can actually play the game instead of just

 
 
Derewolf

PSN seems to be down This is what happens when you hold your network together with double mint gum instead of Bubblicious