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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

[NSFW] Anita Sarkeesian just hates porn.

WARNING THE VIDEO CONTAINS NUDITY & Anita Sarkeesian   So Anita Sarkeesian put out her DLC episode. Her recent couple havent been as exploitatative or used the common advertising practices as her previous work (because believ...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Happy Birthday Sean Connery

Sean Connery is probably my favorite actor ever. He was Born on August 25th 1930. TOday is his 85th birthday. My favorite Connery Performances are , Sir Patric Mason From the Rock, mark Rutland in Manrine , and of Corse James Bond in 007. A...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Serethyn

The arrival of a package containing a fresh new game never fails to make me

 
 
Flegma

Birthday paradox is about how many people are needed for it to be likely that two people share a Now Im wondering how many ppl we can expect to need to have someones bday every day of the

 
 
Dennis Carden

Did you know that today marks the birthday of Destructoids most beloved bear-like mascot character, Robo Panda Z? You should all wish her a happy birthday! You should also give her cake, for Im sure shed appreciate Especially if its choc

 
 
Fuzunga

Booty is now leading the Nice!

 
 
The Dyslexic Laywer

So Im eligible for 3 free games from the AMD4U promotion but Ive literally never heard of any of these games, any recommendations?

 
 
Electric Reaper

My tomcat just fell off the He seems to be okay, but I have no idea why he was up

 
 
Dennis Carden

You know, after reading some more about this Labo thing, I honestly think it’s a damn cool My four year old nice would absolutely adore something like that! I’m sure she’d customise the hell out of it with stickers and crayons and such, ha!

 
 
Mike Martin

Bless/Damn You internet

 
 
Jetfandam

Holy moly, Juri is definitely upper mid tier now or even better in SF V The change to her target combo, the guard crush for her super, the longer range and more active frames on her fireball, the longer duration of her v-trigger and dmg buffs are good

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Turns out the weapons that broke like cardboard in Breath of the Wild were actually just a sly advertisement for

 
 
TheZeroOne

So Metal Gear Survive isnt name that to suggest the survival Its more of a question of if Metal Gear will survive Seems unlikelym

 
 
Mike Martin

Despite ripping off Arbys, and being silly, Im pretty excited for Labo Totally playing the robot game like this

 
 
JcDent

President Brain Genius cant even Make Fake Media awards that he announced

 
 
Dr Mel

Theres a lot of Metal Gear Survive footage going around And it basically looks like a more highly produced version of Let It Die -- a game made to get in-app purchases working on every

 
 
Dwavenhobble

In town the other day I ran into people I went to school I recognised them I doubt they recognised A I walked past them I heard them say Hey Ive got some money in now lets go to Game and buy more Sharks Cards for All is

 
 
Marcel Hoang

So what is the community’s thoughts? Is G related to Q? SFV takes place before SFIII, so all signs (including leaked costumes), say yes, G is some sort of proto-Q

 
 
KingofPangea

No one else can deny the fact that Sage Grouse should be renamed Scrotum Birds, right?

 
 
Flegma

Labo reminded me of this:

 
 
CaptainDustTree

I love Beerus in FighterZ, but I feel like he doesn’t work with how they set it Using the orbs is awesome, but the dash goes straight through them so using it is a nice way to tell your opponent to punch you in the

 
 
Bush Dog

These Nintendo Labo memes in Qtoid really made my day

 
 
Greenhornet214

This would be even funnier if someone would tell me what a vita is

 
 
Salador

Happy Birthday to Wes, who literally manages this community of degenerates, and to Larx, who Im proud to call a fellow

 
 
medicamecanica

People told me for DBFZ good counter for super dashes is down and Is that after you block or is good timing necessary?

 
 
Dwavenhobble

Nintendo exec So we have a Scalper problem, shall we see if we can literally get scalpers to buy easily mass produced pieces of carboard? Other Nintendo exec Lets do

 
 
dephoenix

Im kind of warming up to the Labo Like, I know for a fact that if I was a kid and I saw them at, like say a friends house, Id be obsessed with Even as an adult I kind of want them The piano one looks kind of

 
 
Parismio

Yknow arbys hella predicted that nintendo labo

 
 
Bass

Since Limo and a few others seemed interested in me commentating my Mario Maker campaign, I started doing Talking without a script is hard!!! Only going to do an episode a week or so to avoid flooding my few

 
 
Hlarge4

Torchman, this seems like your kind of

 
 
Mike Sounders

THIS SCENE SUDDENLY MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE WITH TODAYS REVEAL

 
 
Marcel Hoang

I’ve decided to learn Kolin for AE’s I feel successful already as a Gief

 
 
dephoenix

So what I missed from Nintendo while I was working was cardboard toys? sure how I feel about Not really Not really Just kind of like,

 
 
siddartha85

Coming Soon: Bootleg custom Labo kits by arts and crafts Dare we open Pandoras folding box?

 
 
THE INFAMOUS JCITY

Nintendo has finally figured out a way to add online voice chat on the Switch 😀

 
 
THE INFAMOUS JCITY

Nintendo Labos scalper hard at work

 
 
TysonOfTime

On mobile my avatar has shades, on PC it does This cannot

 
 
ScionVyse

Im thinking of starting streaming again, and Im testing out a randomized version of TTYD to start Its interesting so far, I just need to find out if I can actually progress through chapters

 
 
The InFamous TMF

Yes, It’s absolutely horrible it took them 2 years to add it to the But I’m loving the Arcade mode in

 
 
medicamecanica

I think a lot of musicians, myself included saw that labo piano and knew it was a race for who can do the dopest shit on

 
 
WILFoftheblues
 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Since the takes seem to flow forth like a productive mycetoma-google it-on this cardboard switch thing, Ill also weigh Its a toy for younger people that older people can also enjoy if they so Buy it if you want it, dont if you

 
 
homeoftheblues

#Darksiders3

 
 
korinb

Trying to figure out how to stream games on Twitch and feeling a bit like an old lady trying to work the tv

 
 
THE INFAMOUS JCITY

Hyrule Warriors Definite Edition on Nintendo Switch is going to be freaking amazing 🙄

 
 
taterchimp

Well, glad I donated to pcf Grandpa has lung cancer, grandma has Going to be tough times for the family

 
 
Fuzunga

Man, Fast RMX is so close to being a great game, but its only a good One, your ship takes up too much of the screen and obscures Two, the game punishes you for going too fast, especially over jumps, by causing you to crash

 
 
Electric Reaper

Tell Donald Trump to go to Hell Senator Lindsey Graham, if you had shown that much backbone during the elections and up to now, maybe we wouldnt hate you so fucking Retire before 2020,

 
 
TurboJasper

I am down to clown in fishing Love me some fishing

 
 
SrChurros

Personally I think the Nintendo Lavos was a master stroke from Nintendo