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Did LulzSec Leak Your Data?

While we could all argue between the righteousness and asshatery of what LulzSec, an off-shooting branch of Anonymous, has been up to lately, I think if there is one lesson to take away from recent events is that we should all be very, ve...

 
 
 
 

Introductions and Shenanigans

I guess it's time to get my writing hobby off the ground. I'm surprisingly well versed in writing, but I don't often spend time actually doing it. So I guess that means I need to introduce myself and what I'll be doing here. My name is J...

 
 
 
 

CaptainBus: The helmet comes off.

Hey guys! It's a big superhero reveal! Just like all great superheroes, I have my alter ego. The catch is that I'm not quite as mild mannered, and I am now revealing my true form as I am now officially Destructoid staff. Oh yes! What doe...

 
 
 
 

Phone Lime

I'm going to try to do this thing where I write e-mails to my friends in an attempt to have more meaningful exchanges with people I know and care about but do not have much occasion to speak with. This would be instead of sort of casually ...

 
 
 
 

Redakai: Conquer the Kairu Review + Contest Winner

Yesterday saw the national launch of a new CCG called Redakai. Flashy, Gimmicky, and expensive, how does it stack up in the market as a whole? Ultimately, it depends on the type of gamer. So sit back, relax, and read up on the latest CCG...

 
 
 
 

Pretty Fly (For a Kaz Hirai)

Let me preface this by saying I DO NOT have "BIAS" against Sony. This parody song just came from a weird idea while working, and how Sony hasn't had the best image as of late. Kaz Hirai fit really well in the song title, and I just went f...

 
 
 
 

I'm writing books

Plural there. Up, Down, Left, Right - Volume Two The sequel to Volume One, naturally, that was mostly experimental. I had no idea what sort of response I'd get and it was slow at first. Over the months it has gathered views and interest c...

 
 
 
 

Hi boys and girls

I've been stalking dtoid since 2008 I believe, I first met the site thanks to the hilarious HAWP series. Since I noticed I spent more and more time entering this site, I decided to make an account today. Nice to meet ya! Hope we can get alo...

 
 
 
 

Conversion of a Board Gamer

As I finished cleaning up and making space for a third board game shelf, I had to look back. Less than two years ago, all I knew of board games was Monopoly sucked, Stratego was win, and Sorry was (and still is) among my favorite games. ...

 
 
 
 

RE: Absence

Pretty short explanation: Exams are heating up for me, will still post here every week or so. Maybe hop on over to my Flixist blog as usually every other week something will go up there. Sorry about the whole 'no game critique corner' thin...

 
 
 
 

Happy Birthday Funktastic!?

Well you know tonight is the birthday of the crazy game collector dude. As you know, he just reach a milestone in game collecting. Funk just reach to his 1500 game. Even though Funk has everything, Kingdom Hearts Soundtrack makes great p...

 
 
 
 

Custom Corner - Avatar Takeover

Greetings kids, it's been awhile, but don't for one second think that means I've been resting on my laurels, whatever those are. Instead I've been super busy pushing out custom orders and that means I have a few goodies to share with you to...

 
 
 
 

Let's Talk Turkey (dumb name) (NVGR) (pic heavy)

I left the country for about a week and a half in April. I was visiting Turkey with my parents. It was a wonderful trip, and I saw some amazing stuff. My trips: let me show you them. In honor of the esteemed Dr. Feynman, whose book I had ju...

 
 
 
 

TAPIR

A tapir is a large browsing mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile snout. Tapirs inhabit jungle and forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia. There are four species of Tapirs: the Brazilian...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Airport Road Presents: The Woods III

THE GOVERNMENT HAS LIED TO YOU. DRAGONBEARS EXIST AND THIS VIDEO IS PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY. THEY LIKE NUTS. FOR MORE INFORMATION SUBSCRIBE TO AIRPORT ROAD: THE PODCAST AND VISIT OUR WEBSITE!!! PS: Scribblenauts short hopefully shootin...

 
 
 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Thoughts of Death

When it comes to media, I try to be as objective as possible. Obviously Ill berate something if I dislike it or cheer when Im captivated by something, but I usually go into things with an open mind. It pains me when television shows lac...

 
 
 
 

What's an Intro?

So the voice inside my head that I use to personify my thoughts has been bugging me to do this, but I went against it. I figured other people were introducing themselves and I didnt want to be a jerk and fill the blogs with intro posts. I ...

 
 
 
 

Getting into comics

So you've recently went and seen Thor, Iron man 2, or Spider man. You thought they were pretty good, so you've picked up their latest game. But, that sucked, so you start thinking about the comics. You nervously stumble into your local comi...

 
 
 
 

Destructoid is in my thesis!

Super thanks to you guys! Just thought I'd share something with you guys. As you probably have heard, I filed my thesis yesterday. Well, in the acknowledgements I made sure to give thanks where it is due: "I must spend some time thanking...

 
 
 
 

Deadpool took my virginity, advice needed (NVGR)

I bet it happened so much sooner for most of you guys, I know that most people lose it when they are teenagers, trying to experiment with new ways of pleasures. But here I am now 20 years old and afterwards Im thinking, why didnt I do thi...

 
 
 
 

A Yarn of Sorts, from the 10th of May

As I sip on this warm sake, a yarn I will weave. A tale of epic proportions; when the trolls invaded and the blogs were thought dead. All hope was thought lost, courageous and kind blogs falling to the depths of forgetfulness and woe. At th...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Rad Albums for the Rad Person In You!

I've been listening to a lot of music as of late. I've also been paying membership for Giant Bomb and not really using it to it's fullest other than HD Persona 4 Endurance Run and the like so I decided to talk about some musics. Let's get ...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Chris Moyse

Sorry its a little late, but Hap-Happy Birthday to super-veteran Dtoid doode GajKnight! Hope you had an awesome weekend buddy! :)

 
 
RiffRaff

Odd question: Sometimes my bluetooth headphones quickly disconnect because theres like a million BT things in my building (I think) and if it happens when Im in game the sound doesnt reconnect and I have to restart the Any solutions?

 
 
RiffRaff

Have a great day all!

 
 
lokhe

Went to a wedding this Danced hard, went skinny dipping, after-partied even Slept for 12 hours last Back at work have a nice week everyone!

 
 
Dennis Carden

Yay! These just

 
 
dephoenix

You know those ink blot tests psychiatrists use? I dont think they work on All I see is that guy from

 
 
LaserPirate

If JonBenét Ramsey were with us today, do you think she could live up to our expectations?

 
 
Xeo

I BUSTED my ass all weekend long to get this skin! But It finally just Took winning 8 games, no easy (And 2 free Crowns from the season pass track I can say this, I think Im a helluva lot better at this game now than

 
 
LaserPirate

Who am I kiddin, who am I foolin When they be like Whats up Fatlip?, and I say Coolin

 
 
Hypno

Sekiro backlogged again because I’m back on my Slay the Spire I dont think I’ll have the fortitude to get all the way to A20, but I have Ironclad, Silent, and Defect all up to :P i hate and love this Mostly hate

 
 
Cathedral

I studied Latin and I dont remember anything about it except when I see the name Pall Mall when Im getting

 
 
Jetter Mars

Behold ma meres baking skillzzz!!! (This is for my Grandmas 96th Birthday)

 
 
Voltaic Owl

Ok, I’ve got a little under an hour and a half to play Titanfall 2 before the PS+ weekend Update will minutes to download?? Fuck it, back to

 
 
Cathedral

She talks to angels

 
 
indigit4l

I jump over or avoid water and puddles in games, and try not to ride through fields with crops Part of my ocd I

 
 
A Luigi Fanatic

I cant listen to this song anymore without bursting into Thanks

 
 
Riley1sCool

Why is it that I have double posted about DCs zombie events?

 
 
Riley1sCool

Why is it that DCs zombie events are really good and Marvels are garbage?

 
 
Retrofraction

found a cute VN

 
 
Occams

I don’t know what a chad is or how it relates to a virgin (no need to explain, either) but the horror stuff made me smile and Especially “Blumhouse That shit’s played

 
 
absolutfreak

You asked for it Vesalius! (Mostly) finished at this point, other than Ill do the shoulder pads en masse when I have a lot of models; I want to try making some decal

 
 
bong264

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE TALENT!!!

 
 
Boxman214

Gaj of the Rings

 
 
Trevlyn

Took the pup for a walk, got the new fridge installed, and went on a 16 mile bike Games and movie are my plans for rest of the

 
 
sp testure

Estou recebendo molho esta noite! (I hope Google translate did not mess this up too much)

 
 
JuIc3

Leaky leaky leaky! (Look closely at the labeling in the bottom right

 
 
Amburger

I finally got a new pair of joy-cons! I decided to go with the purple/orange that came out last The orange is nicer than I thought it would be, but its the deep purple shade that I absolutely Hopefully, this pair will last for a good

 
 
JuIc3

Alright gentlemen, here’s your Sunday evening cringe (a new mini series): Have you ever had to pee, then turned that awkward sensation into an orgasm? If you say it’s a good feeling or a bad feeling? Take your

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Virtua Fighter Takeover is back with another Bi-Weekly! Time for THE HEATED BATTLE!

 
 
Seymour

Anxiously started up Gears 5 via Game Pass Ultimate in an attempt to break myself out of my depressive funk and encountered a failed to save game error that makes the campaign unplayable on either Today just punched me in the emotional

 
 
Tricerapops

Playing Wipeout 2048 with the two Man, that game is a Forgot how much I love the

 
 
triggerpigking

Been a while since I uploaded here, been doing commission stuff, did a sketch recently of my Monster Hunter character Mia

 
 
Voltaic Owl

As a Mario Tennis N64 purist for about 20 years, I’m slowly coming to enjoy the added features in It helps that simple mode also exists, in case I’m feeling like a purist

 
 
Roager

Warm take: Metal Gear Solid VR Missions is highly The stealth gameplay kind of gets overshadowed by everything else in the main game, but the bite-size challenges really explore the possibilities and are rewarding on mechanics

 
 
Slimybear245

Whats a genre you would love to see a favourite developers of yours to make that is not the usual game they So the way Serious Sam people made Talos Princple or how the Bulletstorm people made the Vanishing of Ethan Carter

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Just got to meet Majima in Yakuza this is starting to click but were still not quite there 8 hours and Im on chapter 3 of 17?! I was tripping over sidequests in Chapter 2 so I guess that makes

 
 
Flegma

Hand-made licorice sans colourings, but I messed up the measurements with sugar and didnt add enough flour to make the bits not stick to each

 
 
hlarge4

Memory-wipe Or, as the kids would say, Top 3 games you would totally wipe from your memory (playing and preview knowledge) to experience again for the first For me: 1) Bloodborne 2) Super Metroid 3) Super Mario

 
 
AtomicBanana

Apparently all of my dreams are going to incorporate COVID from now chilling with old school mates for a reunion and I realized no one, including me, was wearing a

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid

 
 
dmanatunga

I had a dream that Rockstar was making a cyberpunk GTA that was simultaneously a sequel to Vice #dreamtoid

 
 
absolutfreak

Now that the yard is mowed, time to do something Ive not done much of lately: Related:

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Theres a neat little puzzle game with dynamic music that came out yesterday called Seems simple, but neat!

 
 
Boxman214

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