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Did LulzSec Leak Your Data?

While we could all argue between the righteousness and asshatery of what LulzSec, an off-shooting branch of Anonymous, has been up to lately, I think if there is one lesson to take away from recent events is that we should all be very, ve...

 
 
 
 

Introductions and Shenanigans

I guess it's time to get my writing hobby off the ground. I'm surprisingly well versed in writing, but I don't often spend time actually doing it. So I guess that means I need to introduce myself and what I'll be doing here. My name is J...

 
 
 
 

CaptainBus: The helmet comes off.

Hey guys! It's a big superhero reveal! Just like all great superheroes, I have my alter ego. The catch is that I'm not quite as mild mannered, and I am now revealing my true form as I am now officially Destructoid staff. Oh yes! What doe...

 
 
 
 

Phone Lime

I'm going to try to do this thing where I write e-mails to my friends in an attempt to have more meaningful exchanges with people I know and care about but do not have much occasion to speak with. This would be instead of sort of casually ...

 
 
 
 

Redakai: Conquer the Kairu Review + Contest Winner

Yesterday saw the national launch of a new CCG called Redakai. Flashy, Gimmicky, and expensive, how does it stack up in the market as a whole? Ultimately, it depends on the type of gamer. So sit back, relax, and read up on the latest CCG...

 
 
 
 

Pretty Fly (For a Kaz Hirai)

Let me preface this by saying I DO NOT have "BIAS" against Sony. This parody song just came from a weird idea while working, and how Sony hasn't had the best image as of late. Kaz Hirai fit really well in the song title, and I just went f...

 
 
 
 

I'm writing books

Plural there. Up, Down, Left, Right - Volume Two The sequel to Volume One, naturally, that was mostly experimental. I had no idea what sort of response I'd get and it was slow at first. Over the months it has gathered views and interest c...

 
 
 
 

Hi boys and girls

I've been stalking dtoid since 2008 I believe, I first met the site thanks to the hilarious HAWP series. Since I noticed I spent more and more time entering this site, I decided to make an account today. Nice to meet ya! Hope we can get alo...

 
 
 
 

Conversion of a Board Gamer

As I finished cleaning up and making space for a third board game shelf, I had to look back. Less than two years ago, all I knew of board games was Monopoly sucked, Stratego was win, and Sorry was (and still is) among my favorite games. ...

 
 
 
 

RE: Absence

Pretty short explanation: Exams are heating up for me, will still post here every week or so. Maybe hop on over to my Flixist blog as usually every other week something will go up there. Sorry about the whole 'no game critique corner' thin...

 
 
 
 

Happy Birthday Funktastic!?

Well you know tonight is the birthday of the crazy game collector dude. As you know, he just reach a milestone in game collecting. Funk just reach to his 1500 game. Even though Funk has everything, Kingdom Hearts Soundtrack makes great p...

 
 
 
 

Custom Corner - Avatar Takeover

Greetings kids, it's been awhile, but don't for one second think that means I've been resting on my laurels, whatever those are. Instead I've been super busy pushing out custom orders and that means I have a few goodies to share with you to...

 
 
 
 

Let's Talk Turkey (dumb name) (NVGR) (pic heavy)

I left the country for about a week and a half in April. I was visiting Turkey with my parents. It was a wonderful trip, and I saw some amazing stuff. My trips: let me show you them. In honor of the esteemed Dr. Feynman, whose book I had ju...

 
 
 
 

TAPIR

A tapir is a large browsing mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile snout. Tapirs inhabit jungle and forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia. There are four species of Tapirs: the Brazilian...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Airport Road Presents: The Woods III

THE GOVERNMENT HAS LIED TO YOU. DRAGONBEARS EXIST AND THIS VIDEO IS PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY. THEY LIKE NUTS. FOR MORE INFORMATION SUBSCRIBE TO AIRPORT ROAD: THE PODCAST AND VISIT OUR WEBSITE!!! PS: Scribblenauts short hopefully shootin...

 
 
 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Thoughts of Death

When it comes to media, I try to be as objective as possible. Obviously Iíll berate something if I dislike it or cheer when Iím captivated by something, but I usually go into things with an open mind. It pains me when television shows lac...

 
 
 
 

What's an Intro?

So the voice inside my head that I use to personify my thoughts has been bugging me to do this, but I went against it. I figured other people were introducing themselves and I didnít want to be a jerk and fill the blogs with intro posts. I ...

 
 
 
 

Getting into comics

So you've recently went and seen Thor, Iron man 2, or Spider man. You thought they were pretty good, so you've picked up their latest game. But, that sucked, so you start thinking about the comics. You nervously stumble into your local comi...

 
 
 
 

Destructoid is in my thesis!

Super thanks to you guys! Just thought I'd share something with you guys. As you probably have heard, I filed my thesis yesterday. Well, in the acknowledgements I made sure to give thanks where it is due: "I must spend some time thanking...

 
 
 
 

Deadpool took my virginity, advice needed (NVGR)

I bet it happened so much sooner for most of you guys, I know that most people lose it when they are teenagers, trying to experiment with new ways of pleasures. But here I am now 20 years old and afterwards Iím thinking, why didnít I do thi...

 
 
 
 

A Yarn of Sorts, from the 10th of May

As I sip on this warm sake, a yarn I will weave. A tale of epic proportions; when the trolls invaded and the blogs were thought dead. All hope was thought lost, courageous and kind blogs falling to the depths of forgetfulness and woe. At th...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Rad Albums for the Rad Person In You!

I've been listening to a lot of music as of late. I've also been paying membership for Giant Bomb and not really using it to it's fullest other than HD Persona 4 Endurance Run and the like so I decided to talk about some musics. Let's get ...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Electric Reaper

An anime girl admitted shes Thats Even in such a very recent and calm series, a tsundere girl Of

 
 
dephoenix

Time to learn what cannot be

 
 
Kevin Mersereau

After 31 years of research, I can attest that this is (in my not-so-humble likely the most badass/straight up ‚ÄúG‚ÄĚ song ever

 
 
TysonOfTime

Mario Kart Tour inpressions: meh as a Mario Kart, meh as a Maybe with feedback they can tune it to the right amounts, but even as soneone who is a heavy F2P gacha player, this seems just kind of Ill give it a bit more time just to

 
 
TheIntern

Theres a manga about Jesus and Buddha being roommates in I dont know if its just the novelty of the idea or the fact that Jesus looks like a young Tony Stark, but I felt like sharing it with

 
 
Haklen57

I am thankful that I chose to play Tetris instead of Diablo 3 when I want a break, at least I can feel like Im getting better at something that is not picking up Off to studying now

 
 
Shoggoth2588

I enjoyed an impromptu date this Also watched the best sequel of 2018, The FP2: Beats of

 
 
dephoenix

I watched a piece of shit anime called Master of Martial Hearts and I am so fucking pissed off I need to So rant in the comments and please, please, PLEASE NEVER WATCH THIS TRASH!

 
 
Electric Reaper

There is now a subreddit dedicated to Black Hole-chan, I wonder who the waifus appearing in summer will

 
 
JohnSmith123

People like FFXIV right? Heres a link to the live letter for it theyll detail all the fun battle stuff for Should be

 
 
Shut Up Ace

After what I see as a successful stream, heres the highlights! Note: Lots of girly screams from me failing at being a

 
 
Goemar

Soon (the 24th) I will have the internet My phone has warned me I have used 80% of my mobile data These have truly been dark (And then, yes, I really actually finish a

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

Me: man, I need to deal with my game me: Im gonna farm doggo mounts in

 
 
ScionVyse

Yooo my Hollow Knight Collectors edition is about to This is perfect timing for several reasons, but I cant wait to get

 
 
Dr Mel

Someone like me, who you might recognize as a wordy person, is not a lover of Grammar is the science of language and uncomfortable neighbor of art -- a mess in the

 
 
Gimic300

Without googling, how many earrings does Link from The Legend of Zelda typically wear in each ear?

 
 
Dere

Ehhhh screw Time to get back into that Siege

 
 
Nathan D

I hope we get a release date for DOOM Eternal at I just realized that, sure, Im excited for more demon slaying, but Im equally if not even more hyped just for the new

 
 
Shut Up Ace

Gonna get some birdies in Final Fantasy XIV! Come watch me fail!

 
 
eastyy

Warframe big update now live on pc, boss is bugged as hell but still fun

 
 
Rad Party God

I can confirm that Chernobyl is pretty

 
 
triggerpigking

did have more ideas for this initially but eh, I have no energy today

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Shits hard in The FP

 
 
MajinRotty

Git The true FF7 remake is here

 
 
Electric Reaper

If there was one good thing that Mighty 9 did, it was being a case study of what NOT to do for a crowdfunded

 
 
dephoenix

TIL there was a Jay & Silent Bob/Degrassi crossover for some

 
 
Anthony Marzano

Testing something Pay me no Have a @#$%-)(*//\\

 
 
Gus TT Showbiz

I dug up a worm for Its the end of the line for

 
 
bong264

Just a quick genestealer cultist for My little foray into speed painting before I batch paint the rest of my

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Wouldnt say Im sad in particular, but I am getting bummed out about this never-ending job Im kinda just spinning my wheels here with little to show for it!

 
 
Churros89

Saturn Devouring His Son (Oil mural transferred to canvas)

 
 
GoodlyMike

I picked up NieR: Automata GOTY edition for I hope all of the hype is worth it!

 
 
indigit4l

#WeslikesbunnygirlsWednesday

 
 
Tohsaka

These are

 
 
Flanx

Uh so if I backed Bloodstained am I expecting it to be delivered by its general release date? I found where to change the delivery address but cant see anything about an expected delivery date (though I am dumb so that might be

 
 
GoofierBrute

#WesLikesBunnyGirlsWednesday, but I like Rosalina every

 
 
Occams

Picked up the Silent Hill and Silent Hill 2 soundtracks on I dont collect records but I love the album art and video game music on vinyl is

 
 
dephoenix

So today is World Goth #WeslikesgothbunnygirlsWednesday

 
 
Rudorlf

Apparently the CEO of THQ werent too happy with their business relationship with Epic, which is strange, considered that Epic said it was a (Even then, its odd that Epic would celebrate a games launch success instead of the original devs/pubs)

 
 
Spiders For Sale

Im playing Dark Souls 3 for the first time and I disagree with making the enemies fast and aggressive like in Bloodborne while leaving me with the standard

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

W o w t w o b l o g s o n t i m e i n a r o w g o r e a d i t i f y o u a r e i n t e r e s t e d i n m e b a b b l i n g a b o u t t h e m p o r t a b l e Link in the comments as per the

 
 
Tohsaka
 
 
lokhe

Lol, Elite Scouts are OP :p

 
 
Silver the 3rd

In 2003, I was 9/10 and a game from 1999 would seem ancient and the wait between Pokemon games felt like an Now I play games from 06 and feel like theyre (relatively) new and Pokemon comes out too Times arrow I guess

 
 
Gundy

AWW YEAH ITS RAVEN TIME!

 
 
taterchimp

Wes likes bunny girls, eh? Have I got a game for

 
 
Boxman214

Ouya is Long live Ouya