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Did LulzSec Leak Your Data?

While we could all argue between the righteousness and asshatery of what LulzSec, an off-shooting branch of Anonymous, has been up to lately, I think if there is one lesson to take away from recent events is that we should all be very, ve...

 
 
 
 

Introductions and Shenanigans

I guess it's time to get my writing hobby off the ground. I'm surprisingly well versed in writing, but I don't often spend time actually doing it. So I guess that means I need to introduce myself and what I'll be doing here. My name is J...

 
 
 
 

CaptainBus: The helmet comes off.

Hey guys! It's a big superhero reveal! Just like all great superheroes, I have my alter ego. The catch is that I'm not quite as mild mannered, and I am now revealing my true form as I am now officially Destructoid staff. Oh yes! What doe...

 
 
 
 

Phone Lime

I'm going to try to do this thing where I write e-mails to my friends in an attempt to have more meaningful exchanges with people I know and care about but do not have much occasion to speak with. This would be instead of sort of casually ...

 
 
 
 

Redakai: Conquer the Kairu Review + Contest Winner

Yesterday saw the national launch of a new CCG called Redakai. Flashy, Gimmicky, and expensive, how does it stack up in the market as a whole? Ultimately, it depends on the type of gamer. So sit back, relax, and read up on the latest CCG...

 
 
 
 

Pretty Fly (For a Kaz Hirai)

Let me preface this by saying I DO NOT have "BIAS" against Sony. This parody song just came from a weird idea while working, and how Sony hasn't had the best image as of late. Kaz Hirai fit really well in the song title, and I just went f...

 
 
 
 

I'm writing books

Plural there. Up, Down, Left, Right - Volume Two The sequel to Volume One, naturally, that was mostly experimental. I had no idea what sort of response I'd get and it was slow at first. Over the months it has gathered views and interest c...

 
 
 
 

Hi boys and girls

I've been stalking dtoid since 2008 I believe, I first met the site thanks to the hilarious HAWP series. Since I noticed I spent more and more time entering this site, I decided to make an account today. Nice to meet ya! Hope we can get alo...

 
 
 
 

Conversion of a Board Gamer

As I finished cleaning up and making space for a third board game shelf, I had to look back. Less than two years ago, all I knew of board games was Monopoly sucked, Stratego was win, and Sorry was (and still is) among my favorite games. ...

 
 
 
 

RE: Absence

Pretty short explanation: Exams are heating up for me, will still post here every week or so. Maybe hop on over to my Flixist blog as usually every other week something will go up there. Sorry about the whole 'no game critique corner' thin...

 
 
 
 

Happy Birthday Funktastic!?

Well you know tonight is the birthday of the crazy game collector dude. As you know, he just reach a milestone in game collecting. Funk just reach to his 1500 game. Even though Funk has everything, Kingdom Hearts Soundtrack makes great p...

 
 
 
 

Custom Corner - Avatar Takeover

Greetings kids, it's been awhile, but don't for one second think that means I've been resting on my laurels, whatever those are. Instead I've been super busy pushing out custom orders and that means I have a few goodies to share with you to...

 
 
 
 

Let's Talk Turkey (dumb name) (NVGR) (pic heavy)

I left the country for about a week and a half in April. I was visiting Turkey with my parents. It was a wonderful trip, and I saw some amazing stuff. My trips: let me show you them. In honor of the esteemed Dr. Feynman, whose book I had ju...

 
 
 
 

TAPIR

A tapir is a large browsing mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile snout. Tapirs inhabit jungle and forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia. There are four species of Tapirs: the Brazilian...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Airport Road Presents: The Woods III

THE GOVERNMENT HAS LIED TO YOU. DRAGONBEARS EXIST AND THIS VIDEO IS PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY. THEY LIKE NUTS. FOR MORE INFORMATION SUBSCRIBE TO AIRPORT ROAD: THE PODCAST AND VISIT OUR WEBSITE!!! PS: Scribblenauts short hopefully shootin...

 
 
 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Thoughts of Death

When it comes to media, I try to be as objective as possible. Obviously Iíll berate something if I dislike it or cheer when Iím captivated by something, but I usually go into things with an open mind. It pains me when television shows lac...

 
 
 
 

What's an Intro?

So the voice inside my head that I use to personify my thoughts has been bugging me to do this, but I went against it. I figured other people were introducing themselves and I didnít want to be a jerk and fill the blogs with intro posts. I ...

 
 
 
 

Getting into comics

So you've recently went and seen Thor, Iron man 2, or Spider man. You thought they were pretty good, so you've picked up their latest game. But, that sucked, so you start thinking about the comics. You nervously stumble into your local comi...

 
 
 
 

Destructoid is in my thesis!

Super thanks to you guys! Just thought I'd share something with you guys. As you probably have heard, I filed my thesis yesterday. Well, in the acknowledgements I made sure to give thanks where it is due: "I must spend some time thanking...

 
 
 
 

Deadpool took my virginity, advice needed (NVGR)

I bet it happened so much sooner for most of you guys, I know that most people lose it when they are teenagers, trying to experiment with new ways of pleasures. But here I am now 20 years old and afterwards Iím thinking, why didnít I do thi...

 
 
 
 

A Yarn of Sorts, from the 10th of May

As I sip on this warm sake, a yarn I will weave. A tale of epic proportions; when the trolls invaded and the blogs were thought dead. All hope was thought lost, courageous and kind blogs falling to the depths of forgetfulness and woe. At th...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Rad Albums for the Rad Person In You!

I've been listening to a lot of music as of late. I've also been paying membership for Giant Bomb and not really using it to it's fullest other than HD Persona 4 Endurance Run and the like so I decided to talk about some musics. Let's get ...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Dango

Pinky killed a

 
 
ZinoHunter

Really looking forward to getting home, curling up on the sofa, and getting lost in DB: Kakarot Theres something real cosy about that game for

 
 
Kerrik52

I picked up the previous 2 BB I found Death of Sleep much better than the Eileen one, since it had actual dialogue and sort of followed the The art was also real spooky! Now I just have to wait on book 4 and my collection is complete!

 
 
TysonOfTime

Helll yeahhhh, this collab is great so far, so much attention to detail! And my luck was off the charts, already summoned Fatalis and both collab With how good Fatalis is, maybe I should go for some

 
 
GrumpyAussieWario

Just watched Dark Fate and I thought it wasnt too bad at I was kinda mixed on *that* death, but overall thought it was genuinely Better than stinky Genisys, at

 
 
Parismio

Made it to chapter 7 in Yakuza 0 and things are getting real It took me 18 hours to get here, although I couldve knocked that down to 10 if I didnt spend 8 of those doing WOW, BREAKING THE LAAAAAA-

 
 
TroyFullbuster

Hows everyone enjoying Byleth? Feels weird but also Cant wait for fighter pass 2

 
 
medicamecanica

I felt like I barely had anything to play til April, but now I have Outer Worlds, Atelier Ryza, Tokyo Mirage sessions, Link Between Worlds, Chaos; Head shipped, and Outer wilds I hope I finish one or two of these by

 
 
AtomicBanana

Celeste is on sale on the Nintendo store; damn it is a silly smooth

 
 
Boxman214

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta #thuglife

 
 
RenaudB90

So my first impressions are that Byleth is a blast to Their movesets super unsafe for them but also risky to approach for the If you get read youre gonna have a bad If they whiff? Well, you have KO options in the 40% Have fun!

 
 
Xeo

I know its not for everyone, but damn have I been enjoying the hell out of Legends of Runeterra! THIS is what I originally hoped Hearthstone would have been after it killed off the IRL WoW Fantastic game with a fantastic F2P model! (#TeemoLove)

 
 
MeanderBot

Here are some drawings Ive done recently in comments because mild NSFW and you know how I do

 
 
Mike Sounders

Byleth update is oooouuutttt

 
 
triggerpigking

Todays dailysketch is dr who spoilers for the recent ep so im gonna hide it in the

 
 
Czar Kazem

Listened to this one for the first time in awhile over the weekend and had a lot of feelings come back to Just a remarkable #arbitrarymetaltuesday

 
 
Shut Up Ace

I did something that I sorta didnt want to but kinda did want to do and now I feel I was mean and I need something to distract

 
 
RiffRaff

Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Speaking to the Manager

 
 
Soulbow

Was just venting a bit about my job to my better At one point I said my frustration, was getting bigger and without missing a beat she quipped back Soul dont fucking tell me to pull your devil Thats why shes my favorite

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Its time to get that lantern! Lets save and earn some money in Hollow Knight!

 
 
Tricerapops

Excited for Doom, even more so for

 
 
Slimybear245v20

YOU SHITS BETTER BUY KENTUCKY ROUTE EVEN BATEMAN BOUGHT IT,DONT TELL ME BATEAMAN IS BETTER THEN DO IT YOU OWE IT TO

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

How does Spider Man breathe under that mask?

 
 
Chris Moyse

Just a heads up folks that Destructoid *may* go offline for a little bit this evening for some maintenance, but we should be back in due course, have a nice evening yall

 
 
CJ Andriessen

Love new phone day

 
 
triggerpigking

Oh forgot to post this yesterday, Lapis

 
 
dephoenix

So this actually looks really

 
 
lokhe

Holy fucking shit the Microsoft 10 storefront is the most infuriating piece of shit storefront Ive ever seen!!!

 
 
ScionVyse

New Smash patch tonight, and of course Im more interested in existing character changes than Obviously Ill be testing her out and stuff, but I really just need my man Ike to get something else At least give him his Fair

 
 
dephoenix

Okay heres my It works great for like, watching movies and shit but I cant see myself using it to sleep because it has just enough space for your head and I feel I would slip off it in the Good quality Worth the price

 
 
Destructoids Very Own Ein

#Darksiders3? The Actual Charlton Heston insisted I share with the world what I spent 5 minutes doing instead of grading dont sell

 
 
NeoTurbo

Managed to get a TON of gaming stuff done during my wisdom teeth Got to the post game stuff in Got my railjack in Got to the point of no return in The Outer Good times

 
 
Osc

Decided to start my game over from I think Ill go back to it, but Ive got another idea for a game that actually is

 
 
Mike Sounders

Its wild to me that Namco is releasing My Hero Academia 2 and One Punch Man within 2 weeks of each I feel like that audience was a good amount of

 
 
Dr Mel

I have really really been enjoying the Blasphemous Its a really dower soundtrack but when Im under a lot of pressure, this kind of stuff really resonates with

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

Jalapeno poppers and sour popsicles for breakfast because Im going to die eventually anyway, fuck it, lets go out corpulent, cranked to the nines on boner pills, and screaming about how the government is trying to take away our laser assault

 
 
taterchimp

Just got Trial By Trolley (Kickstarter game) and think I found my 2 favorite cards already

 
 
Riley1sCool
 
 
RiffRaff

With Kentucky RZ releasing its final episode today (and me finally booting up my copy after having in my library for so many years), lets celebrate by talking about our favorite adventure games? What are yours, recommendations, hidden gems?

 
 
Shut Up Ace

Ive had the DKC ost stuck in my head for a while Anyone know of any good hacks I could play?

 
 
RiffRaff

2, 3, A (and no sugar, trve You?

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

Guten morgen, Destructoid! Why not get your day started with a nice dose of uplifting orchestral music? Or you guys could stick to your usual routine of crystal meth and Either works, I dont

 
 
Rasori

What happened to the framerate in the Master Chief Collection? Started up Halo 1 again but its running so It never used to run this bad

 
 
medicamecanica

New monster hunter phone Looks like a continuation of that 3ds stories style, which I like but didnt care for the

 
 
Occams

By the logic of the basketball crying tiny basketballs, in this world, people cry

 
 
Czar Kazem

No one asked, but I finally have these two darlings framed and Im psyched to finally display them

 
 
A Luigi Fanatic

This is the Moenados Power

 
 
Boxman214

Do any of yall watch The Masked Singer? My wife and I just discovered it and binges the first 2 seasons in the last week and a I love Its a really fun show

 
 
Voltaic Owl

Finally got back into Ring Fit after a month-and-a-half It didnt destroy me like I thought it I even survived planks! I guess it helps that I finally got my lardass under 200 in the

 
 
Jinx 01

Kinda depressed but at least I can play Slay the Spire in bed to distract me :/