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Did LulzSec Leak Your Data?

While we could all argue between the righteousness and asshatery of what LulzSec, an off-shooting branch of Anonymous, has been up to lately, I think if there is one lesson to take away from recent events is that we should all be very, ve...

 
 
 
 

Introductions and Shenanigans

I guess it's time to get my writing hobby off the ground. I'm surprisingly well versed in writing, but I don't often spend time actually doing it. So I guess that means I need to introduce myself and what I'll be doing here. My name is J...

 
 
 
 

CaptainBus: The helmet comes off.

Hey guys! It's a big superhero reveal! Just like all great superheroes, I have my alter ego. The catch is that I'm not quite as mild mannered, and I am now revealing my true form as I am now officially Destructoid staff. Oh yes! What doe...

 
 
 
 

Phone Lime

I'm going to try to do this thing where I write e-mails to my friends in an attempt to have more meaningful exchanges with people I know and care about but do not have much occasion to speak with. This would be instead of sort of casually ...

 
 
 
 

Redakai: Conquer the Kairu Review + Contest Winner

Yesterday saw the national launch of a new CCG called Redakai. Flashy, Gimmicky, and expensive, how does it stack up in the market as a whole? Ultimately, it depends on the type of gamer. So sit back, relax, and read up on the latest CCG...

 
 
 
 

Pretty Fly (For a Kaz Hirai)

Let me preface this by saying I DO NOT have "BIAS" against Sony. This parody song just came from a weird idea while working, and how Sony hasn't had the best image as of late. Kaz Hirai fit really well in the song title, and I just went f...

 
 
 
 

I'm writing books

Plural there. Up, Down, Left, Right - Volume Two The sequel to Volume One, naturally, that was mostly experimental. I had no idea what sort of response I'd get and it was slow at first. Over the months it has gathered views and interest c...

 
 
 
 

Hi boys and girls

I've been stalking dtoid since 2008 I believe, I first met the site thanks to the hilarious HAWP series. Since I noticed I spent more and more time entering this site, I decided to make an account today. Nice to meet ya! Hope we can get alo...

 
 
 
 

Conversion of a Board Gamer

As I finished cleaning up and making space for a third board game shelf, I had to look back. Less than two years ago, all I knew of board games was Monopoly sucked, Stratego was win, and Sorry was (and still is) among my favorite games. ...

 
 
 
 

RE: Absence

Pretty short explanation: Exams are heating up for me, will still post here every week or so. Maybe hop on over to my Flixist blog as usually every other week something will go up there. Sorry about the whole 'no game critique corner' thin...

 
 
 
 

Happy Birthday Funktastic!?

Well you know tonight is the birthday of the crazy game collector dude. As you know, he just reach a milestone in game collecting. Funk just reach to his 1500 game. Even though Funk has everything, Kingdom Hearts Soundtrack makes great p...

 
 
 
 

Custom Corner - Avatar Takeover

Greetings kids, it's been awhile, but don't for one second think that means I've been resting on my laurels, whatever those are. Instead I've been super busy pushing out custom orders and that means I have a few goodies to share with you to...

 
 
 
 

Let's Talk Turkey (dumb name) (NVGR) (pic heavy)

I left the country for about a week and a half in April. I was visiting Turkey with my parents. It was a wonderful trip, and I saw some amazing stuff. My trips: let me show you them. In honor of the esteemed Dr. Feynman, whose book I had ju...

 
 
 
 

TAPIR

A tapir is a large browsing mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile snout. Tapirs inhabit jungle and forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia. There are four species of Tapirs: the Brazilian...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Airport Road Presents: The Woods III

THE GOVERNMENT HAS LIED TO YOU. DRAGONBEARS EXIST AND THIS VIDEO IS PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY. THEY LIKE NUTS. FOR MORE INFORMATION SUBSCRIBE TO AIRPORT ROAD: THE PODCAST AND VISIT OUR WEBSITE!!! PS: Scribblenauts short hopefully shootin...

 
 
 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Thoughts of Death

When it comes to media, I try to be as objective as possible. Obviously Ill berate something if I dislike it or cheer when Im captivated by something, but I usually go into things with an open mind. It pains me when television shows lac...

 
 
 
 

What's an Intro?

So the voice inside my head that I use to personify my thoughts has been bugging me to do this, but I went against it. I figured other people were introducing themselves and I didnt want to be a jerk and fill the blogs with intro posts. I ...

 
 
 
 

Getting into comics

So you've recently went and seen Thor, Iron man 2, or Spider man. You thought they were pretty good, so you've picked up their latest game. But, that sucked, so you start thinking about the comics. You nervously stumble into your local comi...

 
 
 
 

Destructoid is in my thesis!

Super thanks to you guys! Just thought I'd share something with you guys. As you probably have heard, I filed my thesis yesterday. Well, in the acknowledgements I made sure to give thanks where it is due: "I must spend some time thanking...

 
 
 
 

Deadpool took my virginity, advice needed (NVGR)

I bet it happened so much sooner for most of you guys, I know that most people lose it when they are teenagers, trying to experiment with new ways of pleasures. But here I am now 20 years old and afterwards Im thinking, why didnt I do thi...

 
 
 
 

A Yarn of Sorts, from the 10th of May

As I sip on this warm sake, a yarn I will weave. A tale of epic proportions; when the trolls invaded and the blogs were thought dead. All hope was thought lost, courageous and kind blogs falling to the depths of forgetfulness and woe. At th...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Rad Albums for the Rad Person In You!

I've been listening to a lot of music as of late. I've also been paying membership for Giant Bomb and not really using it to it's fullest other than HD Persona 4 Endurance Run and the like so I decided to talk about some musics. Let's get ...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Inquisitive Ravenclaw

This is the PS5 Looks about what youd expect, with some stuff moved Glad theyre not abandoning the light bar!

 
 
dephoenix

#DailySubmission

 
 
WILFoftheblues

I too enjoy being moist and

 
 
Dinosir

Detroit become

 
 
TheLimoMaker

I ordered Persona 5: Royal because Im an Ive only just started listening to the soundtrack and damn, how did they make an already perfect OST even better?

 
 
Occams

Well this made my I want this on a t-shirt very

 
 
Punished Nietzsche

man, those Spotify playlists are something

 
 
Gajknight

I was thinking about Metal Gear Solid 4 Specifically, how sculpted Snakes ass That was one thicc ass piece of Current status:

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

A new relic weapon journey begins! I love dark knight

 
 
bong264

Another day another ork This one is albino because er warp reasons :P

 
 
medicamecanica

Basically all SMT and Etrian Odyssey games are on sale on know Im gonna pick up apocalypse and devil Maybe persona Should I do 5 or nexus if I want to try Etrian?

 
 
Neronium

Help, cat wont let me leave my He suddenly got riled up and play-bites my Problem is his claws are razer D:

 
 
dephoenix

Day 7 of the No sign of my Im I may have overstimulated

 
 
Flegma

My copy of Wingspan arrived, and inside was a 30% discount code for Steam version of the A bit like how I understand the first Civilization came with a discount for Avalon Hills boardgame of same name, but for a very different

 
 
 Deadgar64

1st day back at work after using all of my sick time to avoid the First email I read multiple confirmed cases I walked the fuck right back They refuse to close (ps, its not essential) and basically said we cleaned, its

 
 
RiffRaff

I reached peak quarantine insanity yesterday and chopped off my majestic I hate it! I have not seen my chin in over 20 Good news, itll be back in about a I really need a

 
 
Jinx 01

Its interesting looking back through my old EGMs because I come across stuff that never came to Most consider the Dreamcast the first online console, but apparently Sega was thinking about online as far back as the Genesis (never released)

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Look at this

 
 
Flegma

I imagine Nemesis the Warlock is another game that wouldnt work in Having to stack enemy bodies to reach higher levels or bridge a chasm would be too much work even in Serious

 
 
Boxman214

Good morning! #darksiders3

 
 
PhilKenSebben
 
 
RiffRaff

Seems the marvelous Disco Elysium is getting a Switch port!!! I am so double dipping on And boy, Id pay the ridiculous shipping fees if it gets a physical One of my favorite games ever!!! Link in comments!

 
 
RiffRaff

This new Haken track fucking rips!!! They went hella heavy (and seem to be listening to a lot of Devin Townsend and Fear Factory Cant wait till the new record in June! #ArbitraryMetalTuesday

 
 
LaTerry

I dont know how spicy this take might be, but tool durability in Animal Crossing is significantly more annoying than weapon durability was in Breath of the Do I ever learn a recipe for tools that dont break? Loving the game

 
 
Parismio

Played re3 a bit and its really bizarre how I got two storage packs so Really liking it so

 
 
TurboJasper

Ill hold off for getting into the specifics of why I love FFVII Remake, but for now, believe the Its good

 
 
the navi is a lie
 
 
Kevin Mersereau

It’s 2:15 AM, and I’m currently rewatching The Fifth Element for the hundredth I always notice something new upon subsequent This time I realized that the population has grown to 200 billion, compared to the current

 
 
Flegma

With this much talk about turnips, Im morbidly curious what turnip futures would be Because those worked so well with tulips in

 
 
TurboJasper

I do something Australia the only place that got FFVII Remake early or can I talk about it freely?

 
 
Occams

This is useful if you spend any time on

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Day 3 of animal I the game a lot and I fear for my free

 
 
Voltaic Owl

If a tree falls in a forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, and a certain owl decided to stream his noob ass at Dead Cells, would anyone watch? BUMP: Streaming now!

 
 
Soulbow

Final Fantasy 13 looks stupid good on the One Screenshot doesnt do it Also, FF13 has the coolest opening cinematic of any FF

 
 
Kevin Mersereau

Pikuniku is so dang adorable! I was a bit skeptical for the first 30-40 mins, but it’s definitely Paper Mario-style humor with light light puzzles and super I’m really glad I hopped on that $1 Switch sale! Thanks, Jordan!

 
 
AdmiralAckbong

thank you all for your birthday wishes! I really appreciated Covid bday sucks but you guys all made it a little better for me :) I impulse bought Outside Worlds and Control with bday cash :D

 
 
Punished Nietzsche

#Darksiders3

 
 
bong264

Current Status:

 
 
taterchimp

Having a good run in Eden that was looking like another unlock, then the game crashed on the I dont even have the energy to be mad

 
 
dephoenix

I want to take a break from my usual bitching about Animal Crossing to say Im so glad befriending Sable is still in the My favorite part of every

 
 
Neronium

Welp thats Daxter on the PSP Was a fun, but short, game and gameplay wise has definitely held Story has some faults, but as a bridge to fill in Daxters two years away from Jak its pretty

 
 
Electric Reaper

Well, a single run in Void Bastards definitely seems like a longer time commitment than many other The ammo supply does appear to be getting better over

 
 
triggerpigking

Risky Boots!

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

I can see One Step From Eden is already going to be the sort of game that ruins other finely laid gaming

 
 
hlarge4

Giving my 3 year old and excessively over the top bubble She put the bubbles over her mouth and said, look, Dad! Im wearing a mask just like you! Shes seen my respirator mask on video chats while I was working the Made my damn

 
 
Electric Reaper

Fucking A far right news network even cringier, more extreme, and crazier than We do not need their shit, especially during a

 
 
jobejoe

My wife is showing an interest in videogames now that shes off work due to She was happily watching me play P5 Royal today which is probably a Was thinking of getting a coop game for us - Until Dawn? Any suggestions welcome :)

 
 
Virtua Kazama

LETS DANCE, BOYS! Its to start a brand new playthrough with Bayonetta 2!

 
 
Sharukurusu

Are there any Souls-like games where the main focus is on human human combat? Sort of like a third-person sword-fighting sim?

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

WIP of Rean Schwarzer from Cold Steel! He just needs highlights and shadows, and hell be It was pretty hard making the outlines so thin and filling in the details, but I think it was worth Next up: A partner to cover his Last BUMP!