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Cblogs of 04/22/15 + Salesman Pitch

Good afternoon! I'm Riobux! You may know me from silly comments I smirk at on news postings, pretentious articles where I do things like analyse review scores (which that time led to my boss messaging me asking why I was opening ...

 
 
 
 

Captivating games. An Inazuma Eleven story.

[Just for the record, I've never written something like this before, but I read a couple recently, and I felt like I would enjoy giving it a shot. So any constructive critism could be useful, incase I do another one of these in th...

 
 
 
 

Next-Gen is Finally Here!

Next-generation gaming has official begun! With the launch of Mortal Kombat X, we finally have a game that was completely impossible to run on Xbox 360 and PS..... Wow; I couldn't even finish that sentence before noticing MKX on last-...

 
 
 
 

Bayonetta 2 is secretly brilliant.

In the first fifteen seconds of the game, you’re treated to a slow-motion shot of Bayonetta that -- of course -- pans straight down to her crotch.  Barely a minute later, you’re commandeering and piloting an angelic m...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Star Ocean Series Retrospective

In recent celebration of the announcement of Star Ocean 5, i thought it would be appropriate to do a retrospective of the series. As such i'm going to return to using Google images again because i just don't give a damn anymore, if it ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Character of Maps in Video Games

Earlier this week I was watching the Final Bosman on Gametrailers and for this week he was talking about Bloodborne. He brought up three things that he really liked about the game and one of them was the lack of a map. That one little...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Best Job in the World 

Imagine a job where you get paid millions of dollars in salary, receive millions of dollars in stock options, and receive absurd bonuses, just for doing what you’re supposed to be doing. Now, imagine a job where you get all of wh...

 
 
 
 

Do We Need Final Fantasy Anymore?

But first, a preliminary question: how relevant is Final Fantasy Type-0? I admit I haven’t been looking around all that much to gauge responses, but my guess -- or maybe fear -- is that people have chosen to ignore Type-0 becaus...

 
 
 
 

Cblogs of 04/13/15 + Love Live-isms!

http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q678/luna-sy/Moondays_zps9efbe344.png Fast caps for this Monday! Some things can be more fun when done with a friend. Watching anime because you found out that said friend has been doing that with so...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Daydreaming: Bushido Blade Meets Dark Souls

I spend a lot of time in school not really paying attention. The majority of my academic week is focused on workshops and critiques, generally giving me a lot of time to space out and think about anything other than whatever bad prose ...

 
 
 
 

A Mighty Good Time

It's time. Well, almost time. After months of updates, what feels like an eternity of teases and new developments, and the projected release period for Mighty No. 9 is... actually already here! Initially estimated to release in Spring ...

 
 
 
 

Poké Rank: Companion Characters

Hope everything has been going well for everyone! I've been working hard on a big video project I have in mind with the small amount of free time I have when I'm not working or playing softball. Today I thought I would entertain a list...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Is CD Project RED Just Showing Off?

Is The Witcher witching up an overzealous gaming brew or are they just showing off? The most recent trailer released for the game spends five minutes extolling all the things they jammed into this game. The Withcer 3: Wild Hunt stand...

 
 
 
 

I have no furniture and I must write.

I've been going stir crazy today, sitting in a near empty apartment, waiting for a group of movers to arrive and unload furniture. I can't wait. I just want a place to sit down. The internet and cable finally got set up yesterday, so ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

(NVGR) An AMA with Mike Martin/PhilKenSebben

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-290264-Phil2jpg-620x.jpg Hello everyone. I was just down in my home and saw a complaint that struck a chord with me. It was one I had myself, back when my name was filled with 3's and my shit...

 
 
 
 

The Value of Localization

Hey there everyone, I've just recently started blogging and writing about this passion of mine, and I'd like to share it with you all. So let's start by exploring a game I played recently which presents us something I’d...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Retrofraction

Be prepared to be broke by my friends level

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

Ok, so is Torch actually like super pure cuz now I just keep thinking about pigtails and striped knee highs and bed jumping that calls for some reprimanding (also Im usually into older women, but I dont discriminate)

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Lethal League Blaze has a delightful, weird quality where I enjoy every match, even if I got my rear handed to me in a 1v1 and if I had framerate issues (tho still fix Switch Online, Im just always amused and excited by the outcome of a fight!

 
 
Jetter Mars

Working a double shift It starts at 4 and I get $24 (thats my time and a half pay) for every hour I I might do it tomorrow If I can work Friday night, I get double pay ($32 an Itll be tough but Im gonna go for

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

This is a fantastic way to maintain good will for a long delayed crowd funded They mailed an apology letter that doubles as a mini Otherside in the

 
 
Mike Sounders

How my PMs with Prins go every time

 
 
ObiBunn Kenobi

Disqus has comment ratings Are we rating the article or our own I cant objectively rate my own, but if Im rating the article everyone gets 5 stars for trying their best!

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Well cover me with buboes and wall me up inside my home to contain the spread of infection while I slowly starve and then die, I gots a new blog up! Its about them there microbes, iffin that would be of interest to Also appropriate word

 
 
lokhe

Finally wrapped up the latest Its a puzzle map this time, not as hard as my previous creations (apparently :p)

 
 
LoneMak

Got this Love the cover X-Men first class is probably my favorite hero Seeing Angel turn into ArchAngel, Animal into Beast, Marvel Girl into Jean/Phoenix, Love the guy, but he doesnt change His family is crazy tho

 
 
Lynx Amali

Netflix has Utadas Laughter in the Dark I forgot how much range she Its almost

 
 
Xeo

This was my first introduction to progressive metal, before I had any idea that was even a thing as a Still get goosebumps hearing it to this

 
 
sp testure

Im loving these Pusheen and Final Fantasy XIV collaborations :)

 
 
medicamecanica

Cold steel 3 delayed to a month to October Im seeing that thats the release for another NIS rpg, Destiny connect, unless thats Either way I needed more time to beat the crossbell trails games!

 
 
JuIc3

Chocolate covered

 
 
absolutfreak

Sweet! Development has begun on a Warhammer 40,000 TV show, based around Inquisitor

 
 
Gus TT Showbiz

After a crap day at a pun that helped cheer me up a bit: An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power

 
 
RenaudB90

#contextoid

 
 
Electric Reaper

So then, theres no way of knowing which gators are normal, and which ones are on meth? Also, what the hell, KFC? Putting Cheetos in your chicken sandwiches is about as bad an idea as Subway putting Fritos in their

 
 
Boxman214

I beat Hearts of Stone last Loved Started Blood and I need to slow I want to really relish Once Im done with it, Im done with the Im not ready to say goodbye!

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

I picked this up over the I think it was a great

 
 
Hypno

With my PC back at my disposal, I have resumed my eternal task of making Photoshops that nobody asked for, but silently

 
 
SirNinjaFace

Anyone up for a game of bingo with grandpa NinjaFace?

 
 
Soulbow

Hey Patrick, I What the fuck IS UP?!

 
 
taterchimp

Oh shit, Im going to turn into Ser Davos when I grow up

 
 
able to think

Went to a local burger place and damn do they have good food! Burgers are better than Five Guys, fries are like McDonalds only seasoned, and I got both those and their homemade lemonade for If youre in Cincinnati, Ollies Trolley in OTR is great!

 
 
dephoenix

#WeslikesbunnygirlsWednesday

 
 
Riff Raff

Its a crime this isnt a real Nintendo needs to make this happen!

 
 
indigit4l

Rewatched season 1 of HBOs show Its so great and the theme music is a classical The man behind the music, Nicholas Britell, is kind of a this is my favorite opening music to a

 
 
Mike Sounders

I’LL TAKE THE ENTIRE STOCK AND YOU CANT STOP HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY INDEED

 
 
ScionVyse

Im super hyped for Three Houses, and it seems like most other people are Even the Fire Emblem subreddit is excited, and they hate Fire Emblem more than anyone!

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Jumping on the bandwagon of the bandwagon of the bandwagon as So an AMA, if youre Also #arbitrarymetaltuesday

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

I am an unironic huge fan of the Fast and Furious film #heresytoid

 
 
Slimybear245v20

Hey only figured this out now Planescape torment Baludars gate 1 and 2 and the first nightwinter are all coming to the switch this September they have a trailer showing all of remember hearing a lick about them on Destructoid or other

 
 
Boxman214

This genuinely upset One fire or one flood could wipe out nearly every Bob Ross

 
 
Flanx

Think Ill wait a month before picking up Fire Emblem, Id really rather wait to see what other people think before buying Some of the previous games really burned me

 
 
Flegma

I remember hearing something like that our music taste peaks when were How well does that work with you and video games?

 
 
FakePlasticTree

I unironically like Justin Timberlake’s Sexyback #Heresytoid

 
 
Riff Raff

No #Heresytoid

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

If you dont love the USA, youre free to leave, says Decades ago, our military dictatorship used the slogan Brazil: love it or leave it against The rethorical similarities are not a

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Luigis Mansion 3 confirmed for Most Appropriate Release Date!

 
 
ScionVyse

Huh, Nintendo just announced a new Switch revision with almost double the battery I wonder if the Joy-cons are getting an update with that

 
 
Adzuken

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts was a really enjoyable Banjo-Tooie was #heresytoid

 
 
kevlarmonkey

Horus did nothing wrong #heresytoid

 
 
Dinosir

Dinos Doodles day 7: Heres a monster playing them there That is

 
 
Shoggoth2588

I didnt really like any of the huge collectathon platformers on the Super Mario 64, DK64, liked Conker enough to beat it but I did so on the original Xbox #heresytoid

 
 
Riff Raff

Best headline ever of the day! Florida, you never disappoint!

 
 
Slimybear245v20

What are some games that you felt got you through some hard times?Could be losing a job a break up feeling not good enough at your work or be any game doesnt need to be one about loads of