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Good Things In Bad Games - Borderlands

The best part about the internet is that I have always found it to be a place that people can freely express their opinions and engage in conversation with others quickly and civilly. We can all thank Al Gore for this unique ability, f...

 
 
 
 

What I'd Like to See In Silent Hill

Ah, Silent Hill, it's a series that at once calls to my heart and pushes me away. My personal experience with the series is very limited, having only played through Silent Hill 2 a couple times and that was quite a ways after release. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

'Souls: "Guts Mode" in Dark Souls II

It’s my “Month of ‘Souls” and I’ve nearly finished my playthrough of Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin; the current-gen remaster of From Software’s sequel, with altered enemy and item placemen...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Final Thoughts on Resident Evil:Revelations 2

~Prologue~I was listening to an interview with comic book writer Scott Snyder, currently helming Batman, better known for putting an emphasis on horror into his stories— underline horror with a big fat red pen! The interesti...

 
 
 
 

You Don't Want a New Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Well, it looks like The Birdman hasn’t retired his digital skateboard quite yet. Recently, the gaming world was abuzz with rumors and speculations regarding the kind of, sort ofconfirmed Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 5, chomping a...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Nintendoid FNF 05/01 - Slinking in the shadows

There were big shake ups this past week. I finally became G ranked, slayed some elder dragons for their parts like a turbocharged Native American, and made a really cool pair of knives that do both ice damage and explode. What? Th...

 
 
 
 

My 5 Favorite Games Within Games

Mini games within video games can be the small portion of a game that can make or break the games success. Many of the most popular games of all time have games within them in which you can boost your score or even be awarded an extra ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Shit Box: A Shitty State of Affairs

Greetings all, it's been a while since I've done one of these. I've been meaning to let things settle with the redesign process, and wasn't intending to make an entry for another week. This isn't an angry summary like usual, I'm just h...

 
 
 
 

Cblog recap of 04/29/15 and PSEUDO-QALAMARI-ISMS

http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx276/l6t4g1/striderisms.jpg Last week, in addition to letting Riobux take a day from me, Destructoid went through a massive visual overhaul with the expected hanky-jank bugs and glitches. Stuff like ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

I (inadvertently) stole one of my favorite games

I spent most of the PlayStation 1 era obsessed with Japanese role-playing games. I blame Final Fantasy VII, mostly, since it was the first game I ever bought with my own money, causing it to become the standard by which all other games...

 
 
 
 

Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!

DLC gouging? Studio closings? Needless controversy? Community quarrels? Suicides (seriously, RIP)?! Also, no Kanji?!  Can you believe it? Video games aren't always happy. As great as they can be, the industry surro...

 
 
 
 

How to not treat your employees

I was done blogging until today. Everytime I even thought about blogging, I got a painful reality check injection, telling me I should work on my thesis instead, you know, the thing that probably will define my future? Yeah, up until n...

 
 
 
 

Weekly Top 5: Mario Games (Platforming)

It's been a couple weeks since I've actually posted one of my weekly top 5 blogs. I do sincerely apologize. It was the first time since I started doing them that I didn't post one, which began last summer. I had a pretty good streak go...

 
 
 
 

WHAT'S KONAMI'S FUTURE? An UnPro Speculation

  I wasn't planning to do a vlog of this, but I had a few thoughts not mentioned elsewhere....Plus one of my lights went out. GO TOWARDS MY CHANNEL TO SEE THE LIGHT! Or at least some happier videos.https://www.youtube.com/user/jo...

 
 
 
 

WHERE IS GRADIUS?!?!?!

I know I know that is the killer question that everyone has been debating over! Especially with all this CRAZY news going on with Konami. But this is the biggest and most important issue that you all should be concerned with ;) I do n...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Cblog of 4/25/15 - Yes, just the one.

http://i.imgur.com/EQvAXeu.jpghttp://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/2/25438-291011-363jpg-620x.jpg Well, maybe it's because we're in the middle of transition, but yesterday's blog count was very small. I mean, the only one who posted a b...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

JcDent

Wonder what the timecube guy would say about

 
 
Zer0t0nin

Have a revolutionary weekend, tovarichs

 
 
Chris Moyse

I had an awful Began with a wasp sting, progressed to getting shit news, ended with a terrible nights But we can ALL look forward to an ace Love yourself, and Have a safe, fun, relaxing time, you deserve the best

 
 
Barry Kelly

So the Polymega guys turned up for e3 with a functioning unit Theyre not going to crowdfund but will be taking preorders in about 3 months

 
 
ShadeOfLight

Leaving work early to pick up my copy of Mario Tennis Reviews have been solid and I hear the netcode has been markedly The fundamentals I saw in the demo were great fun, so Im all Cant wait to take my gal Rosalina for a (top)spin!

 
 
jak2364

Finally got Trails Of Cold Steel 1&2! That was a wild No tutorial, level 50 characters with tons of techniques, and a unique combat Feels like all that confusion isnt what they intended to begin with considering the storys fast pace?

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

I hate those insight sucking bastards in

 
 
Sfero

Thank you for all the quality content you give us :)

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Current Status: Selling hot

 
 
Electric Reaper

Bloodstained Ritual of the Night has delayed the Backer Beta Demo for technical reasons to June

 
 
JcDent

Give me a shovel, one duckboard and point me at Vraks!

 
 
Dennis Carden

Well, I just got back from seeing the new Jurassic It was dumb and terrible and the ending really jumped the Needless to say, I left the theatre laughing pretty damn It was a mess, but at least I had fun with

 
 
Flanx

The island must be Why else does every single dog start barking like crazy as soon as it gets close to midnight? Its so quiet otherwise, Im sure I can hear some barking from miles What are they

 
 
JcDent

Ba-dum-BLAM!

 
 
Electric Reaper

As far as browser games go, Saliens is pretty It doesnt compare well to the likes of the Storm the House or the Palisade Guardian Flash games

 
 
PhilKenSebben

I shouldnt have been shown

 
 
Xeo

Well folks, it was an agonizing decision, because Im poor as hell, but I decided on Hollow Its downloading

 
 
homeoftheblues

The Life is Strange 2 prequel is almost here! Im looking forward to

 
 
Samhain

I have a I have to pick between 2 job offers 1st shift job 5am-5pm and frequent Saturdays, very physical shift job 11pm-7am, pays more per hour, more automated, rare Without context, what would you d

 
 
mullon

I watched the two Mortal Kombat They were both pretty good, Annihilation wasnt as bad as the internet led me to believe, especially when compared to the first one which wasnt perfect Rayden getting recast sucked

 
 
TheIntern

I really dont Do u?

 
 
Seymour

Boy, this game is going to be a mechanical and visual treat!

 
 
Neronium

So I need to take a leave of absence from work to care for my grandfather, and the only thing I still need is the paperwork from my grandfathers doctor so that I can make sure I still have a job when I get The doctors taking ages to do it

 
 
Gus TT Showbiz

Overcome with the beauty of Earth seen from space, the astronaut removed his The view was breath

 
 
Fuzunga

You guys, this incredible cover of Kill La Kills second opening is available again in the US! I sure wish they could have used it for the dub!

 
 
lewness

Finally, after eventually dropping off the original version on PS3, I finally finished Dark Souls c/o its remastered edition! I didnt get it before but now I do and enjoyed every minute of Now where was I, oh shit I still gotta finish God of

 
 
Marcel Hoang

Which three characters did you start with in the Octopath Traveller Prologue demo? I started with Tressa because a good merchant job is interesting, then went north to meet Cyrus and Ophilia

 
 
Parismio

Despite already having smt: strange journey, I bought Redux as well as the best version of RE4(Wii)! I cant wait to get into this again and hopefully actually beat it!

 
 
jasondm300

This is the Call of Duty game we deserve

 
 
Shoggoth2588

OK so Hey, I hate posting back to back but I just found a source of all of my childhood traumas and I guess Ill have to post the video in the comments (never mind the video showed Who else here remembers this cult horror masterpiece?

 
 
Hlarge4

Just who are you?

 
 
Isuma

OMG JOJO PART 5 CONFIRMED!

 
 
Jiraya

Look at the time!

 
 
taterchimp

Slay the Spire is literally too Its becoming a real

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

So I tried out this fabled Dark Theme Hypno Its so pretty! And

 
 
siddartha85

Okay, this Octopath demo has charmed Im on board I am feeling what this plucky young merchant is putting

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Since it seems like every level from every past Smash is also back in Ultimate, Im most excited to see updated Codex/Palutena taunts on Shadow Moses and Pits level which I dont recall the name S-SNAKE! Be Careful! THATs Cloud Strife! Cloud

 
 
Luckrequired

One of my favourite moments in a movie #TheatricalThursday

 
 
MiniDoominator

bippity bopptiy test

 
 
MiniDoominator

@MiniDoominator hi

 
 
TriCerAroK

Of all the ideas to rip off, I never thought I would see Splatoons ink mechanic pop up in so many

 
 
Electric Reaper

That Mystery Box item earned in the Steam spring cleaning event contains clothes for the customizable player character in the Steam browser game Pretty lame,

 
 
Mike Sounders

SOOOOOOOOOOON

 
 
Bass

Interestingly, my little brother bought an Xbox One S Figured I might as well check out what it could What do you Xbox people like to play on yours?

 
 
Laid Back Gundy

Current status:

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

Its going to take a while to get where I want and what I want, but things have clicked for me in a way that feels much more real than ever Yall are all welcome to my gross ass, fucked up version of Warhols Factory when it

 
 
Heat

Most of my wishlist is on sale, except Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed (why Sega? almost every other Sonic game is on sale!) i guess its a good time to spend my And i just noticed Halo Wars is on Madness!