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Achievement Unlocked: Baby In The Belly

My wife and I are having a baby. I’ve written variations on this sentence many times now over the last week while texting people to notify them of the good news, sending emails to friends and family to let them know, or on Facebook to make ...

 
 
 
 

Bioshock Infinite: No Such Thing as a Perfect Game

SPOILER WARNING: Just like with any other Bioshock Infinite piece actually worth your time, I cover story details. If you give even half a damn about the game, don't read this until you've completed it. That's my recommendation. I don't act...

 
 
 
 
 
 

#Dealwith**it

So with a certain huge rage going down due to the comments of a certain ex Microsoft employee, depending on when you’re reading this. I thought I’d throw my thoughts into the inferno oh nice warm hate generated by the anti consumer natur...

 
 
 
 

The Evoland of RPGs

Evoland is the newly released RPG created by Shiro Games as a tribute to the history of this long standing genre. It is the successor to Evoland Classic, created by Nicolas Cannasse, which won first place at a Ludum Dare competition. Shiro ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Do You Need to Have It Spelled Out?

Why it is important to let the player forge their own opinions. Warning: While this blog does not directly discuss the ultimate outcome of BioShock Infinite plot points from the game are mentioned. I do not recommend reading until after...

 
 
 
 

DLC quest: Live Freemium or Die review

Name: DLC Quest Live Freemium or Die Format : Xbox 360 Cost: 80MSP Review Bit: So I heard this game was coming and never believed it. A sequel to a game already placed as one of the only games to score a full six stars on my site (Sh...

 
 
 
 

Dark Souls: Belmont Run 4

“And a word to the wise/when the fire dies/you think its over but its just begun” -Avenged Sevenfold Dark Souls 2 footage was released recently, so this seems like a good place for a longer impression than “sploosh”. It looks like they r...

 
 
 
 

How Theatrhythm helped me ring bells

There is no bigger interest in my life than music. When I’m not actively engaged with someone, chances are good I’ll have my headphones on and cranked to a borderline unsafe levels. I carefully select the music that wakes me up each morning...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Cblogs Recaps of 04/10 and HAT-BASED STRIDERISMS

So I've been all over Battleblock Theater, as apparent in my latest blog. Honestly, play through the story mode by yourself and it'll wear out it's welcome rather fast. But play with anyone, and I mean anyone, and the fun goes up. Oh! T...

 
 
 
 

Dark Souls: Belmont Run 3

“Have fun storming the castle.” “Do you think it will work?” “It would take a miracle” -Billy Crystal Wherein taterchimp learns that content creation is difficult I watched the Megaman X Sequilitis again the other day, and because my m...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The art of friendship and griefing

Battleblock Theater is some stupid fun. Co-op platform puzzle challenges can be straight forward enough. Though not always as easy as one might describe, they're meant to be figured out eventually. Something you'll want to learn quickly t...

 
 
 
 

My Mission Statement....

Seeing that I am going into the business of making Video Games and apps, there are a few things I'd like to say.... One: The Game I'm working on is going to be 100% DRM-Free - No Steam or Desura or that shitty EA Origin. And even IF the ga...

 
 
 
 

E.A. really isnt the worst.

This is in response to E.A. winning worst company again. I'm fully certain that the people that voted for this are also the ones who argue against digital download only games and always online gaming systems. Further evidence that the gami...

 
 
 
 

A Not so Lengthy Thought About RPGs

It seems that recently one of the things that defines RPGs is the length. There is a tendency, more often than not, for them to be very long. For this opinion piece I want to take a look at whether such a length of game is really necessary ...

 
 
 
 

The War of Independents begins

So it’s begun, it really has. Due to bloated budgets in AAA development and the success of indie games costing a fraction to make has begun to have consoles take notice. Microsoft arguably began this with their XNA development system and...

 
 
 
 

Final Skyward Sword thoughts

So, I finally finished Skyward Sword. To be honest, I cannot recall any other game leading me to such disparate feelings. In fact, Skyward Sword is both the best and worst game in The Legend of Zelda series. Controls At the beginning of ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bioshock Infinite got me Thinking...

As with any post with Infinite in its name, this one is likely to contain spoilers. While I don't plan on going too much into spoiler territory, I would suggest anyone who hasn't played the game (and plans to) to avoid any article relating ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Seymour

Oh, whats this? Seymour is evolving! Or, should I say, regressing back to an older Not sure how permanent this will be, but say hello to, for the first time in probably 3 years, my old mustachioed avatar: No, wait, its totally me!

 
 
ShadeOfLight

Real talk: Drop what youre doing and go show your emotional support for Strider right the fuck He needs

 
 
Parismio

Magic Missile at 9th level or some shit be like:

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid

 
 
bong264

I really really love this trailer! A departure from the usual grimdark but I aint Makes me want a comic or animated mini series now in the vain of 2000 AD or the people who did the riddick animated movie :P

 
 
RiffRaff

Become as Gods! On a side note, I should definitely play Automata

 
 
whatsacow

Really digging ni no kuni 2 so Its really quite

 
 
ThisIsMyBoomstick

Finally I got the Spider Rune in Dead Didnt finish the Slumbering Sanctuary I saw the exit to the Clock Tower but I had to explore the rest of the level and got killed by a

 
 
BigDoniel

Think Ive finally decided that I want to try and become a Chartered Accountant when I (hopefully) graduate in 3 Just gotta not fuck up till

 
 
lordxmugen

Even though I dontt enjoy what Namco is doing to SC, I DID have some fun playing good ol Tatsunoko vs TvC is probably still my favorite of the VS series of Played with my friend and lost most of my games but it was still so much fun!

 
 
Churros Hunter

Monster Hunter World on the PC is a great way to have some awesome single player fun, because holy butts I had no luck trying to it play Not a single quest ended without everyone disconnecting

 
 
Roager

doop doop doop

 
 
Agent9

#Striptoid, hope youre all having a good weekend everyone :)

 
 
Major Toms Coffee Cup

Shout out to heston, occams and tricer ;)

 
 
Neronium

I might actually be purchasing a new-used car Current status:

 
 
Seymour

So, ACKTUALLY, Im gonna be doing another Dead Cells stream to fill time whilst DOOM 16 downloads its 70GB of pure unadulterated disk Come and hang out in the chat and well talk about sex or

 
 
taterchimp

8 of 8 travelers stories

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

I will now proceed to get drunk as a lord, eat part of a day-old gyro, and probably watch the extended version of Return of the I think I can sum up this day with one, horrible, shitty A song that should never have existed:

 
 
lordxmugen

Soul Calibur VI going gold when it looks so pitifully designed is truly a FeelsBadMan Id say they could fix it but Im not even sure the people on the team even know what the series is at this But hey, 9 out of 10 cause its pretty, right?

 
 
homeoftheblues

Time for my favorite time of the Watching my favorite cult classic schlock theater horror/sci-fi movie host while drinking something surprisingly

 
 
TriCerAroK

Dont hate me, but Upgrade was pretty While we are at it, Owlboy and Axiom Verge were I am probably a

 
 
Gus TT Showbiz

A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and

 
 
Zalno

Its been a while since I said or re-tweeted something Lets fix NES was gahbage and almost all of its games were

 
 
RenaudB90

I have slept 20 of the past 24 hours and feel both great and awful about Kinda worried that all I do on my days off lately is sleep but, on the other hand, this was the best sleep I had in weeks!

 
 
Virtua Kazama

We take on Metallic Madness as Mighty in Part 6 of Sonic Mania Plus!

 
 
Fuzunga

In the season finale of Ducktales, theres a moment when they do a closeup of the moon and they play the classic song from the games moon level!

 
 
Jiraya

Been remembering Final Fantasy XV, damn them summons where sexy, but the whole reverse princess thing with the main villain was not well written

 
 
Electric Reaper

Jydge, why should I care about the random, useless civilian NPCs that just walk around and have less self-preservation instincts than Drumpf? Other than the ending, that I just slaughtered all the idiots in Artificial Park Rescue to make it

 
 
NeoTurbo

I got Hyrule Warriors Definitive Time to put soooooo many more hours into it

 
 
Parismio

Gus is this you?

 
 
Tohsaka

I like TASes whose sole purpose is to break the ever-living crap out of any given

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Just watched Wont You Be My Neighbor, that newish documentary about Im not crying, youre

 
 
Cloudman Sam

Random game trivia I wanted to

 
 
Tohsaka

Everyone went to see Slenderman and I go to see Mission Im thinking I made the right call

 
 
mullon

I swear every sandbox game uses the exact same wild cat growling noise sound effect for their wild

 
 
Adzuken

Simon, thats a Wait, Simon, what are you doing!? No! Simon, stop! EEEEEAAAARRRGGGGHHH!

 
 
Rasori

This comes from July of 2015 and is from I havent played this game since then, but I remember it being fun for what it was, and was a nice alternative to Cubeworld which seemed to be patched twice and then never #ScreenshotSaturday

 
 
Soulbow

Well theres ending B done for Nier for motherfucking shit to get real

 
 
Electric Reaper

Rooster Teeth made a joke on wave-particle I expected a quantum physicist to make that

 
 
Seymour

I recently got a new electric razor and this is me right now,

 
 
Mike Sounders

It’s building time babyyyy

 
 
Dango

This is the deadest enemy

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Im still in a FPS mood so maybe Ill try for the 40th time in the last year to get No One Lives Forever 1+2 working on my I fixed the 60fps audio bug at one point, but never could address the stuttering, janky mouse Anyone have any luck?

 
 
Silver-twoso

This will help infiltrate right Huey? Of course snake you can trust me And then mother base fell

 
 
Bass

Im organizing another Destructoid Draws, this time themed around video games white whales! Show us depictions of these You have a month to show me what youve got! Please put your name in the spreadsheet if youre

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

#ripofftoid

 
 
Cloudman Sam

#RipOfftoid

 
 
Pizza in a Tangle

To be fair, they dont specify what kind of