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Achievement Unlocked: Baby In The Belly

My wife and I are having a baby. I’ve written variations on this sentence many times now over the last week while texting people to notify them of the good news, sending emails to friends and family to let them know, or on Facebook to make ...

 
 
 
 

Bioshock Infinite: No Such Thing as a Perfect Game

SPOILER WARNING: Just like with any other Bioshock Infinite piece actually worth your time, I cover story details. If you give even half a damn about the game, don't read this until you've completed it. That's my recommendation. I don't act...

 
 
 
 
 
 

#Dealwith**it

So with a certain huge rage going down due to the comments of a certain ex Microsoft employee, depending on when you’re reading this. I thought I’d throw my thoughts into the inferno oh nice warm hate generated by the anti consumer natur...

 
 
 
 

The Evoland of RPGs

Evoland is the newly released RPG created by Shiro Games as a tribute to the history of this long standing genre. It is the successor to Evoland Classic, created by Nicolas Cannasse, which won first place at a Ludum Dare competition. Shiro ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Do You Need to Have It Spelled Out?

Why it is important to let the player forge their own opinions. Warning: While this blog does not directly discuss the ultimate outcome of BioShock Infinite plot points from the game are mentioned. I do not recommend reading until after...

 
 
 
 

DLC quest: Live Freemium or Die review

Name: DLC Quest Live Freemium or Die Format : Xbox 360 Cost: 80MSP Review Bit: So I heard this game was coming and never believed it. A sequel to a game already placed as one of the only games to score a full six stars on my site (Sh...

 
 
 
 

Dark Souls: Belmont Run 4

“And a word to the wise/when the fire dies/you think its over but its just begun” -Avenged Sevenfold Dark Souls 2 footage was released recently, so this seems like a good place for a longer impression than “sploosh”. It looks like they r...

 
 
 
 

How Theatrhythm helped me ring bells

There is no bigger interest in my life than music. When I’m not actively engaged with someone, chances are good I’ll have my headphones on and cranked to a borderline unsafe levels. I carefully select the music that wakes me up each morning...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Cblogs Recaps of 04/10 and HAT-BASED STRIDERISMS

So I've been all over Battleblock Theater, as apparent in my latest blog. Honestly, play through the story mode by yourself and it'll wear out it's welcome rather fast. But play with anyone, and I mean anyone, and the fun goes up. Oh! T...

 
 
 
 

Dark Souls: Belmont Run 3

“Have fun storming the castle.” “Do you think it will work?” “It would take a miracle” -Billy Crystal Wherein taterchimp learns that content creation is difficult I watched the Megaman X Sequilitis again the other day, and because my m...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The art of friendship and griefing

Battleblock Theater is some stupid fun. Co-op platform puzzle challenges can be straight forward enough. Though not always as easy as one might describe, they're meant to be figured out eventually. Something you'll want to learn quickly t...

 
 
 
 

My Mission Statement....

Seeing that I am going into the business of making Video Games and apps, there are a few things I'd like to say.... One: The Game I'm working on is going to be 100% DRM-Free - No Steam or Desura or that shitty EA Origin. And even IF the ga...

 
 
 
 

E.A. really isnt the worst.

This is in response to E.A. winning worst company again. I'm fully certain that the people that voted for this are also the ones who argue against digital download only games and always online gaming systems. Further evidence that the gami...

 
 
 
 

A Not so Lengthy Thought About RPGs

It seems that recently one of the things that defines RPGs is the length. There is a tendency, more often than not, for them to be very long. For this opinion piece I want to take a look at whether such a length of game is really necessary ...

 
 
 
 

The War of Independents begins

So it’s begun, it really has. Due to bloated budgets in AAA development and the success of indie games costing a fraction to make has begun to have consoles take notice. Microsoft arguably began this with their XNA development system and...

 
 
 
 

Final Skyward Sword thoughts

So, I finally finished Skyward Sword. To be honest, I cannot recall any other game leading me to such disparate feelings. In fact, Skyward Sword is both the best and worst game in The Legend of Zelda series. Controls At the beginning of ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bioshock Infinite got me Thinking...

As with any post with Infinite in its name, this one is likely to contain spoilers. While I don't plan on going too much into spoiler territory, I would suggest anyone who hasn't played the game (and plans to) to avoid any article relating ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Roager

Can I perhaps lean on someone here for tech support? I have an obscure problem Ive been ignoring for a while and the Windows 10 update seems to have broken my firewall which I have to assume is Either that or my computer is literally haunted

 
 
Real Dere

Just get through the rest of today and have a 4 day Just imagine all the poos I can imagine it people!

 
 
CelicaCrazed

Canadas House of Commons adopted a motion in support of protecting net Sets it up to work into the Telecommunications Act in the upcoming review from what I

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

In other news, Im kinda in a mood to bust some puzzles wide open with Layton right Should I go with Azran Legacy, or the Ace Attorney crossover?

 
 
Qomrade Paige

I would bet $100 that the ending of Detroit: Become Human is the main character staring into the camera and saying like “Now I have truly become human”

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

When youre getting on in years but still wanna style on some fools ( Source: )

 
 
SrChurros

Apparently my nes mini extension cables finally arrived at my moms place (aka my former Guess Ill focus on cleaning my NES backlog once I get my hands on

 
 
Raiku Destructoids Champion

So the people who took away our titty waifus on steam are going after the Raja Gosnell masterpiece Show

 
 
Greenhornet214

Any recommendations for gaming/pop culture/nerdiness podcasts?

 
 
TooManyPossums

Hey, you know how the building closes at 3 today and everyone will probably leave earlier? Well we scheduled IT to come in at 3:30 and you need to K, thx that is laying me off in 35 business days

 
 
SrChurros

Me, stuck at the start of world 2: eeeh, maybe GoNNER isnt for Me after unlocking the acrobatic head and reaching the second boss on the same run: heck yeah Im having a blast!

 
 
Greenhornet214

Good morning Heres your positive thought for the

 
 
Trueghostbody

Prepares new stream massively fucks

 
 
On Air Fish

With Octopath Traveler, I may have found my first Of course, Ill have to play the game first, but for now- Haanit is best

 
 
sp testure

Harvey Weinstein has been charged with rape and other stuff! Woohoo! Took long

 
 
Chris Moyse

Struggling to push out the well wishes this Health has beaten me down quite a bit lately, but that doesnt mean I dont wish you all a very safe and happy Love your friends, try not to hold grudges, make time for yourself, have fun x

 
 
ShadeOfLight

Is it just me or is Mega Man 4 fucking relentless? Everything does tons of damage, long stretches between checkpoints, lots of instant death,and I haven’t found a single boss yet I can kill with the I may have to start farming for E

 
 
WILFoftheblues

Ugh! My blood pressure tanked last night around So I have to stay tonight because it makes me a fall My blood pressure is always low and when I have surgery or get sick this Nothing new, but since its my leg they are making me

 
 
MeeGhoulz

He just followed me on Should I be flattered or add to my disqus profile Dont desire me, Im a married

 
 
JcDent

This is your life

 
 
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Rasori

I dont really play any of the Street Fighter games, but man, Street Fighter IVs theme and intro are so

 
 
Seymour

I was super interested in getting Detroit: Become Human after some surprisingly positive but, I then got distracted on the PS Store and now, instead, have Salt & Sanctuary, What Remains of Edith Finch, and Aegis Defenders for the same price!

 
 
SirNinjaFace

Am I the only one who is having problems with disqus? It wont let me comment :( edit: it wont let me agree to its new terms of service! Edit2: got it working :)

 
 
Seymour

I know Im going to see people talking about it, but I cant take Actually When we lose such a large personality within our tiny though so very passionate circle, I really feel Not sure if Ill just media blackout until it blows

 
 
Dennis Carden

Fun fact: Fighting bosses in MMOs is made just that little bit harder when youve got a cat in the way of your inventory

 
 
TheZeroOne

Mannn so the friend (acquaintance) that worked on Dad of War decided to call it quits at the studio and told another friend that hes kind of done with the AAA game Butttt hes making an indie game with a friend now So thats nice!

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

This whole cancer business is reminding me of my Continued in comments if anyone wants to

 
 
Greenhornet214

A couple years ago, there was middle aged man walking down the street of a busy road where I grew He was on the A speeding car jumped the curb, hit him, and killed Life is short and you just dont know when your number is gonna come

 
 
absolutfreak

And now, a moment of levity with everyones favorite hero, Ben (lokhe, you inspired Ben has been imprisoned all of several minutes, and hes had After a brief respite at the first bonfire, its time to

 
 
ShadeOfLight

When last year we were told my dad’s cancer could no longer be treated he had just over a week I wish I could be surprised that after his announcement TotalBiscuit only had I didn’t know the man at all, but I know the feeling all too well

 
 
RenaudB90

I needed

 
 
eastyy

Horror Themed Fighting game Terrordrome has now appeared on Kickstarter and includes a demo which got some footage from

 
 
Rudorlf

Totalbiscuit is one of the reasons why I always chose Fuck Cancer in the beginning of Saints Row And now for some music for the

 
 
Tohsaka

some point, weve got to learn to be a better humanity than this when someone

 
 
Tohsaka

With one aspect of the game,

 
 
Agent9

One of the bigger people out there who wasnt afraid to call companies out on their Even if we didnt always agree I respect We lost a great man today, RIP TB, well miss

 
 
Hlarge4

Lots of Paramisos avatars origin comics in this humble Plus Bee & Puppycat!!!

 
 
Electric Reaper

Since Humble Bundles sale is continuing, they have a new series of stamps for The stamp for the 4th reward this time is

 
 
RenaudB90

Thank you to John Bain for the good he brought into my The cooptional podcast never failed to brighten my mood, and his vids got me back into PC gaming, which in turn let me meet some of the people dearest to me in my RIP

 
 
taterchimp

Im tempted to change my steam name from Bobson Dugnutt to But I do love the

 
 
BigDoniel

Totalbiscuit was one of the main reasons I started getting properly into PC His reviews and port reports were fantastic, was opinionated without going to the hysterical lengths others went to and was just passionate about what he Massive loss

 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

RIP I never followed him & only knew about him through the whole gamergate kerfuffle that he seemed to jump back & forth Sad to hear he died so

 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Some Bateman & Hale apologize to Walters personally & online & talk about where they messed up but social media drags em like they cant have to have a mistake pointed out b4 apology & its up to internet to accept apology FOR Mob

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Fucking Never cared for Totalbiscuit, but this is some Guy was making a large living talking about PC games, living the dream, and cancer kills him at Wtf dont we have a cure

 
 
Roager

We are all incomplete biscuits this

 
 
TheLimoMaker

A critic that shaped the video reviewing landscape and impacted so many May his family be treated with the privacy and respect they deserve and may his work live on to inspire

 
 
lordxmugen

Heard the news about John Its a good thing places like YouTube exist, so you can feel like he never really Its like his old vid blog says This is why we cant have nice Goodbye