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Achievement Unlocked: Baby In The Belly

My wife and I are having a baby. I’ve written variations on this sentence many times now over the last week while texting people to notify them of the good news, sending emails to friends and family to let them know, or on Facebook to make ...

 
 
 
 

Bioshock Infinite: No Such Thing as a Perfect Game

SPOILER WARNING: Just like with any other Bioshock Infinite piece actually worth your time, I cover story details. If you give even half a damn about the game, don't read this until you've completed it. That's my recommendation. I don't act...

 
 
 
 
 
 

#Dealwith**it

So with a certain huge rage going down due to the comments of a certain ex Microsoft employee, depending on when you’re reading this. I thought I’d throw my thoughts into the inferno oh nice warm hate generated by the anti consumer natur...

 
 
 
 

The Evoland of RPGs

Evoland is the newly released RPG created by Shiro Games as a tribute to the history of this long standing genre. It is the successor to Evoland Classic, created by Nicolas Cannasse, which won first place at a Ludum Dare competition. Shiro ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Do You Need to Have It Spelled Out?

Why it is important to let the player forge their own opinions. Warning: While this blog does not directly discuss the ultimate outcome of BioShock Infinite plot points from the game are mentioned. I do not recommend reading until after...

 
 
 
 

DLC quest: Live Freemium or Die review

Name: DLC Quest Live Freemium or Die Format : Xbox 360 Cost: 80MSP Review Bit: So I heard this game was coming and never believed it. A sequel to a game already placed as one of the only games to score a full six stars on my site (Sh...

 
 
 
 

Dark Souls: Belmont Run 4

“And a word to the wise/when the fire dies/you think its over but its just begun” -Avenged Sevenfold Dark Souls 2 footage was released recently, so this seems like a good place for a longer impression than “sploosh”. It looks like they r...

 
 
 
 

How Theatrhythm helped me ring bells

There is no bigger interest in my life than music. When I’m not actively engaged with someone, chances are good I’ll have my headphones on and cranked to a borderline unsafe levels. I carefully select the music that wakes me up each morning...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Cblogs Recaps of 04/10 and HAT-BASED STRIDERISMS

So I've been all over Battleblock Theater, as apparent in my latest blog. Honestly, play through the story mode by yourself and it'll wear out it's welcome rather fast. But play with anyone, and I mean anyone, and the fun goes up. Oh! T...

 
 
 
 

Dark Souls: Belmont Run 3

“Have fun storming the castle.” “Do you think it will work?” “It would take a miracle” -Billy Crystal Wherein taterchimp learns that content creation is difficult I watched the Megaman X Sequilitis again the other day, and because my m...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The art of friendship and griefing

Battleblock Theater is some stupid fun. Co-op platform puzzle challenges can be straight forward enough. Though not always as easy as one might describe, they're meant to be figured out eventually. Something you'll want to learn quickly t...

 
 
 
 

My Mission Statement....

Seeing that I am going into the business of making Video Games and apps, there are a few things I'd like to say.... One: The Game I'm working on is going to be 100% DRM-Free - No Steam or Desura or that shitty EA Origin. And even IF the ga...

 
 
 
 

E.A. really isnt the worst.

This is in response to E.A. winning worst company again. I'm fully certain that the people that voted for this are also the ones who argue against digital download only games and always online gaming systems. Further evidence that the gami...

 
 
 
 

A Not so Lengthy Thought About RPGs

It seems that recently one of the things that defines RPGs is the length. There is a tendency, more often than not, for them to be very long. For this opinion piece I want to take a look at whether such a length of game is really necessary ...

 
 
 
 

The War of Independents begins

So it’s begun, it really has. Due to bloated budgets in AAA development and the success of indie games costing a fraction to make has begun to have consoles take notice. Microsoft arguably began this with their XNA development system and...

 
 
 
 

Final Skyward Sword thoughts

So, I finally finished Skyward Sword. To be honest, I cannot recall any other game leading me to such disparate feelings. In fact, Skyward Sword is both the best and worst game in The Legend of Zelda series. Controls At the beginning of ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bioshock Infinite got me Thinking...

As with any post with Infinite in its name, this one is likely to contain spoilers. While I don't plan on going too much into spoiler territory, I would suggest anyone who hasn't played the game (and plans to) to avoid any article relating ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

whatsacow

Kids: Do drugs, because being sober fucking

 
 
Spooky Matt I Guess

After an hour of work and a considerable amount of elbow grease, the case and manual for Eternal Darkness cleaned It had accrued like eight stickers over the Was a huge pain to

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

I finished Horizon, minus the DLC! Clearly Guerrila games was wasted on Killzone Its a top notch game all the way, and I was completely hooked on both the exploration and the

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

I’m enjoying Dragalia The IP is interesting, it has a Fire Emblem waifus meets Diablo lite kind of I would LOVE if Nintendo took the IP, fleshed it out and made a full console game out of So much potential

 
 
EtosiGiR

But, have you seen my spoopy kitty?

 
 
WITCHoftheblues

Da dum tisss!

 
 
dephoenix

Ive been reading a lot of manga lately, so expect a few more posts like Dreamin Sun is a very nice book that I would heartily Full thoughts in the comments, for those

 
 
Demonee Mars

I have to work everyday this week and Ive only had 1 day where someone closed with I still have 3 days of straight up manual labor I wager next week will be as Hefty paycheck, exhausted Starring Axel the kitty

 
 
Michformer

As an avid fan of the source material and its movie adaptation, The Haunting of Hill House compelled me to use Netflix for the very first I seldom binge on TV series, but this, THIS is the real Shirley Jackson would’ve been

 
 
Raiku Destructoids Champion

I’ve just had enough of Thursday’s shit

 
 
Adzuken

Im sick Im no doctor, but Im probably patient zero for a deadly new Theres a review for Gargoyles Quest II on my Just wash your hands after touching

 
 
Plaguemaniac1346

Wrote a blog about that there RE4 for Band of Bloggers, so give it a read if youre so inclined and consider writing a thing if ya havent for the Bump, with an added image of a smiley face! Thats actually a cross section of a parasitic

 
 
Hypno

The new Kero Kero Bonito album is absolutely Such a good year for

 
 
Brazen Head

So, who at Destructoid has picked up Project: Warlock on GOG? Ive been waiting literal years for it, but I want to know what people think before I just dive straight

 
 
Sailor Zebes

#ThighHighThursday

 
 
Flanx

I guess somethings happening The police are out rounding up the homeless, waking them up in the most aggressive ways possible as There does seem to be a lot more rough sleepers lately, maybe a hostel closed?

 
 
Rudorlf

Sorry for the delays for those who were actually expecting, but the 1st alternate continuity of Waifuween is here! (Also its in blog form, link in the comments) Edit: Bump in the night she came home

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Looks like I missed posting the trailers for Teddie smudged writing on hand* Light Yagami, but I didnt miss this one! Its Mitsuru Kirijo, from Persona 3!

 
 
SkeleDent

Cheaters will be sent to gulag and worked to death to make Red Dead Redemption 2

 
 
SkeleDent

AAAAH NUUU PACANI 2: The Return of Cheeki Breeki V Damki

 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Recently discovered this Apparently its from an alternate dimension where The Beatles never broke

 
 
TheLimoMaker

The only real way to deal with

 
 
Goemar

It finnally arrived! Light up marquee, working trackball, an exact mini replica of the original and it is BEAUTIFUL! (More photos in

 
 
kevlarmonkey

I really need to rewatch this

 
 
UMR

Got some Dissidia Also KumQuat (his nickname and Im sticking to it) comes out Patch is already live on NT with a lot of

 
 
medicamecanica

Macfield for Smash!

 
 
AtomicBanana

Just finished Tomb Raider: Definitive Id beaten it on the PS3 but I figured now was the time to replay it, since I havent played the second and the third just very good, though I dont discount the similarities to

 
 
Games and Stuff

So for Diablo 3, whats the most fun starting path for a Crusader? Sorry Im just real excited, thx :)

 
 
Aurachad

Hey - with doing a Five Dollar Friday mixer broadcast this week Im up for answering more a question for me? Ask Ill answer them during the broadcast!

 
 
GetNekKid

Rhyming mermaid make sea water come out of my

 
 
LaTerror

This is actual feedback I received on a recent essay I turned

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

For the first time in a while I decided to play some I did better than I thought, but Im still a bit I should probably try out some more online games over the next 8 months, huh?

 
 
PatOogieBoogieman17

Just beat and Platinumed Wow, what a hell of a I’m bummed it’s over for now and definitely buying the season pass in the new year when all 3 eps are What a great game! Its positivity is refreshing and the music is ace!

 
 
Rasori

102 hours later and Im finally done with AC Great game, really enjoyed Ive heard the words Malaka, Drachmae, and Misthios so many times that they are now etched into my mind Have a picture of me with a

 
 
Nathan D

Finally getting farther than I ever have been in Silent Hill Kind of dreading getting to the infamous second half, but I love the sort of impenetrable mystery and oppressive atmosphere I havent felt since Bloodborne, oddly

 
 
Fuzunghoul

Smash Ultimate menu music is here! The Melee slap bass is back! Personally, Im a big fan of the first 30 seconds or so and I think Id like it more if it just looped after

 
 
Mike Sounders

Old but a classic

 
 
Aurachad

Since Ill be home I plan on doing a Five Dollar Though I have no clue

 
 
Zalno

Look, Im tellin youse, dis guy keeps making me look fuggin huge! And its always with Fox!

 
 
Dead Churros

Patient is well rested and fully The surgery was a success! Also, going back to MH4U after World feels

 
 
Boxoftreatsman214

Wife and I are watching all the Harry Potter films for spooky Were watching the worst one Also, this video is hilarious and

 
 
Boxed Swine

Coming to a trailer park near you!

 
 
Aurachad

I have what seems like a dozen projects swirling around including a review of STO: Age of Discovery, the review of Dead Island, and the early impression of Assassins Creed

 
 
TriSCAREarok

I like Its a gud Work and school is nuts, but I am I have not freaked I have not screamed at any vaping 21 year olds obstructing walk ways on their hoverboards while they text with Beats engulfing their stupid

 
 
NeoTurbo

Hey guys, I was wondering what I should play during my 12 hour stream on the Im going to finish it off with Darksiders 2, but Im not sure what to start So Im open to ideas! It just has to be on PS4, and preferably something I own

 
 
Virtua Kazama

I may or may not do a Splatfest stream this weekend due to SoulCalibur VI, but well

 
 
taterchimp

Because I can

 
 
Spooky Matt I Guess

I bought a thing!

 
 
KingofPangea

Ive checked, and Boops boops, in fact, does