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Dtoid UK: My Curse & My Cure

It would appear that I have somewhat of a curse hanging over my head when it comes to Destructoid meet ups. For PAX 09, I bailed on the last day due to falling terribly ill, I still feel I made the right call but I still wonder what it wou...


What's up in October DtoidNE?

Hola my fellow Dtoid community! We just wanted to keep you up to date with what's up this month. S.C.E.N.E Where: Gulu-Gulu Cafe in Salem, MA When: October 1st at 9pm Gulu-Gulu is having an event called S.C.E.N.E hosted by DJ Radio Scot...


Anamanaguchi-Philly-NARP Recap Belated Edition

SO Yeah, Dtoid Penn is Alive, if a bit busy and behind in things. But Hey Better Late than Never right? So let's get this recap rollling since that's why you're here anyway. I apologize in Advance for crappy pictures since we all lacked a s...


September NARP events

Hey SF! Have you recovered from PAX yet? I haven't, but that doesnt mean I can stop planning the events for this month. There are two things that you definitely want to check out! Read about them below! -------------------------------...


Anamanaguchi-NARP in Philly this Friday, 9/10!

Dtoid Penn's back, baby! After a dormant season, we're getting back to planting the Destructoid flag all over the Keystone state- and it starts this Friday! The super-powered chip-rock band Anamanaguchi is coming to town after a smokin' sum...


PAX: My experience

Well, I'm seeing lots of these PAX recap blogs go up, and figured I might as well share my PAX experiences as well. Before I begin, I just have to say that if I forget to mention you its not that I dont love you! There was just SO MUCH WIN...


PAX memories and pictures from Dexter345

PAX Prime 2010 has come and gone, far too quickly, as usual. Everybody has slightly different memories of the extravaganza; indulge me for a moment to hear about mine. I got in on Thursday evening, and called up Wedge, because I was sta...


Funspot NARP 2010 Recap!

What an amazing weekend. The Funspot NARP has come to a close and it was extremely sad to see everyone leave. I think I was having some serious withdrawals Monday morning. I couldn't think straight and was walking around just sighing the wh...


SF Worldwide NARP Recap

Hey guys! Its been about a week since the worldwide NARP was held, and yes, its taken that long to recover. So many good times were had that night that we wanted to share some stories and pics with the greater Dtoid community! South van A...



After months of planning and excitement, the 2010 DTOID MIDWEST CEDAR POINT NARP came together and exploded in a supernova of pure awesome and sexy. We had games, booze and most importantly, fucking sexy Dtoiders. Friday started at ab...


The Hermit's Guide to Partying

As you may know, this weekend was the Worldwide NARP. People went around and NARP'd with other people, who in turn NARP'd while NARPing their big, juicy NARP-NARPs. It was a very large NARPogy of NARPic proportions. NARP. On and off for ...


Roll Call: Oh, SNAP! Texas NARP is this weekend!

EVENTS : 1. Gathering at Sean's from 8-wheneves on Friday night 2. Trip to the Alamo Drafthouse for food/drink and Scott Pilgrim early Saturday afternoon (will put up details once Alamo's site updates with weekend times) 3. Goldeneye/Mar...


Reminder: Funspot NARP

Where: Beginning: 579 Endicott Street North Laconia, NH Ending: Lynn, MA (request address upon pm or email) When: This Saturday August 21st. 1pm at Funspot, Nightish at my house. Why: Because. Just a reminder. The Funspot NARP is this we...


Wii event/giveaway this weekend

Howdy, DtoidPhoenicians, Got a short little reminder here that Nintendo is doing some promotional events all along the west coast, and they have thought to include Phoenix in that. Check out the flyer above, or if it's too small to read ...


Dtoid New England Incoming Funspot/NARP!

Where: Beginning: 579 Endicott Street North Laconia, NH Ending: Lynn, MA (request address upon pm or email) When: Noonish at Funspot, Nightish at my house. August 21st-22nd Why: Because. Hey there! So, there's a place called Funspot: Amer...


Dtoid Australia: August is NARP Month!

Hello again my little rock wallabies! August is actually Golf Month, but after some thought I decided I really dont care about golf and so (sadly for some) there will be no trip to the greens. Instead its NARP Month! For further informat...


August NARP Reminder + Tournament Prize Details

The time for Texas NARPing is nearly upon us! Come join us in stockpiling automatic weapons and digging fortified trenches in anticipation of our seccession from the United States of America! It's all going down the weekend of Aug. 20-2...


August NARPs

Hey DtoidSF! July was an amazing month for NARPs! We had an awesome time at Distant Worlds and also had an epic party at SlapYourMammy's as mentioned in our recap! Well, its another month and time to plan out whats going on for this month...



Sorry everyone, but I've just arrived at the groove bar to find out the guy in charge of the event isn't going to be here to run it. I'm really disappointed and I want to apologize to all the Dtoiders who were planning on coming out today...




Clarissa being a


That is one hell of a Im finally gonna play Impossible Lair and Slime May even give DQ a Who knows!


Massive thanks to my Secret Santa for the stellar House of Leaves hardcover I love I’d attach a pic but it’s in quarantine for three days 😂😂😂



Electric Reaper

Tempura style is the best type of minced chicken


what the fluff


He ate his birthday cake with a Then he got cake all over his GWAR shirt cause he likes meta


80s flashback! Im the one missing some

Inquisitive Ravenclaw

I wanted the flaming rocker girl Xinyan, but I cant say Im too


Ive been very inspired to create my own game, so Im going to be doing work on that on twitch, and maybe some games once I get sick of that!

The Actual Charlton Heston

Shoutout to my sexy Secret Santa for the copy of Shadow of the Colossus (PS4) and the pillow case featuring Americas sexiest man (Danny Danny has already seen my dick, and, judging by his grin, he likes the angle of my dangle,


Just saying what up from Canada 🇨🇦🍁, sorry eh?

Virtua Kazama

I came prepared this I Its time for another session of Wonder Boy: The Dragons Trap!


It happened Got lucky as


Todays Giving Tuesday, where charity donations can get Also, from an older post, I donated $750 each to AbleGamersFoundation (3x match) and ExtraLife (2x) in honor of the Destructoid Thanks for those who helped pick the


What you do is act like you are going to pay your bill, then smash random numbers when its time to enter your They will send you to a live agent right quick when they want your This works with nearly every Youre welcome!!


#cursedmas I guess? Im not sure


Devourer of Worlds was far shorter than Didnt expect Fortnite to become Star Fox


#Blessedmas ? #Cursedmas ? I don’t fucking know, I’m completely I only know that I love

Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Looks like N1R-V ANN-A is being delayed for In the meantime theyre working on other I always expected it out in 2021 Hopefully that happens, but I still wish Sukeban the best!

The InFamous TMF

Genuinely disappointing that Epic didnt consider the people who are old enough to know who Galactus is with the timing of this What about the adults with 9-5s?






Dishonored is such an underrated



Sam van der Meer

I want I really, really want

Voltaic Owl

After seeing enough of these, Ive decided that Phoenix Wright is the worlds best argument


Queso Fresco > Gouda > Mozzarella > Feta > Provolone > Cheddar > American > Cottage > stinky foot cheese > two year old yogurt in the back of my fridge > Blue


That seems pretty #cursedmas for






On the first real day of #Stripmas, I just wanted some

Matt I Guess

Thanks to Kerrik52, InquisitiveRavenclaw, and everyone who recommended PSUs and wattage calculators in my previous qpost, the FrankenPC is once more alive and quieter than it was the day we built her! I can’t thank you guys Love this community!


When the fuck is that new Pokémon Snap coming out?! Also #Cursedmas


I really like the new Mayro icons (hard to pass up either SMB3 or Galaxy), but Easter Island head has been too big a mood for the past several


Im going to attempt to share a Christmas song in a qpost every day from here til Its the #25DaysOfChristmas and here is our first entry! Day 1: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Virtua Kazama

Virtua Fighter Month is finally here! But Happy 25th Anniversary to the SEGA Saturn release of Virtua Fighter 2!


Ive been struggling so much through this year with my issues, trying not to make it over peoples problem and just trying to push through it all but now Ive been made redundant and I just feel like collapsing and staying down


Whelp, thanks to a gift card I got myself Cyberpunk Can’t wait to play that next week (or next year oh Also picked up Troubleshooter (anime XCOM) and Mutant Year Zero with its DLC cuz Gamepass removed it :(


Isabelle said there was snow on my There is no She lied to She is now dead to


Damn you 007


#cursedmas #nsfw


Whats your holy trinity of Christmas films? Not a year goes by where I dont watch Elf, Christmas Vacation, and

Jetter Mars

#Cursedmas Penitent One: The Early


Its December, time for *checks Santa to shoot presents into your chimney with his giant robot cock?

Games and Stuff

So I downloaded Borderlands the Legendary Collection for Failing to realize Gearbox had made Borderlands 2 completely unplayable via a recent patch,


Merry #Cursedmas, may all of your Amazon gifts get there in Attached picture is mostly RIP