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Call of Doody: Fatigued Warfare.

I've noticed here on Destructoid as well as other places that I write about Call of Duty (and its derivatives) a lot. And I mean a lot. Which means I must love Call of Duty, and you're right. Yeah, I'm that person people hate because accord...

 
 
 
 

Cblogs of 06/20/11 and 06/21/11 + Late Funkisms!

Dag yo! I’ve been very busy and “away” from the site for a while, but catching up on a week of Dtoid is pretty much its own job! >_< In case anyone was wondering, I was in Taiwonto, Onterrible for a week for a mini-family reunion...

 
 
 
 
 
 

You asked for it!!!

A blog written by someone you never heard of or cared about , dont worry if you come back later Ill talk about favorite games in the most pretentious way possible I guarentee this to you my fellow Americans , my Bullshit will be not be unhe...

 
 
 
 

The Strategy Guide that changed my life

(It's been much too long since I posted something here: I've been busy with my studies for a while now. And it turns out that trying to study while E3 is going on is really darn difficult. Who would've thought? :P Fortunately, I'm done for ...

 
 
 
 

Undisputed

I would consider myself to be a strong boxer in the UFC. That's kinda why they call me the Headhunter. Sure, I don't quite have that one punch knockout power, but I will make sure people leave the ring looking a lot uglier than me. Tha...

 
 
 
 

Dragonblog Z

I believe I have decided to pass on Ocarina of Time 3D, though I did play it and it's fine. I've already played it in fact. Several times. Why would I want to play it again on a tiny (albeit third dimensionalized!) screen? If you are cu...

 
 
 
 

I made a Board Game + Contest

As this post goes live, I have spent the past 2 months buried in Sketchbook Pro, 8 hours cutting tiles, Countless many hours nervously pouring my soul into a project that will follow me to Origins Game Fair in Columbus, Ohio this week. T...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: You Don’t Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvision’s You Don’t ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Some thoughts on Dust 514 and Defiance

One thing that I've felt has been lacking on Dtoid has been the spotty, hard-to-find news about MMOs in general and about these games in specific. Though the news, as almost always has been the case on Dtoid, has been great, I feel like the...

 
 
 
 

Why I'm a Gamer and What Does That Mean Anyway?

So, as I promised before, I have content in the works. This is one piece of that content, and I'll try and keep it short, but not short enough to not cover at least some small, vague portion of the topic. Hold on, I'm going to grab a Coke Z...

 
 
 
 

An open letter to Gearbox regarding Duke Nukem.

Dear Gearbox, I honestly doubt you're going to see this little community blog I'm posting, but I'm going to pretend you have found it and are now reading it. The reason I'm writing this is to give my opinions on Duke Nukem Forever, and als...

 
 
 
 

Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces - Promotional Trailer

A whole lot of new information has been released today about the "Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces" album. There's a video you can watch on YouTube, which talks about how I met Sakimoto and got the project started, plus some insight into th...

 
 
 
 

Link's Awakening Review [Destructoid Review Format]

I never thought I'd see the day where I could play Ocarina of Time on the toilet. Technology has come so far. Back in my day, one played Link's Awakening, the first ever portable Zelda, on their Game Boy Color and counted oneself lucky if t...

 
 
 
 

Dead Space 2 :D

I love it! I've beaten it on normal and now i'm going through it again on survivalist for the elite suits and so i can get better so i can try for zealot. Bought it pre-owned so i didn't get the codes for multiplayer but from what i've seen...

 
 
 
 

A New Contest Approaches! (updated with more info)

A note: It's not about liking the genre at all. It's about giving something different a chance. That's all. Whether you like it or not doesn't really matter, so long as the post is well written and entertaining. So, it seems enough people ...

 
 
 
 

GUYS, GET OVER IT! Girls Game. Some Don't.

It is 2011 and I still see frequent blogs and articles of how to get that girlfriend or wife of yours into video games. Guys want to find ways to coax their girls into a passion for their hobby. Publishers try to scheme up ways to tap into ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 

Portable Gaming Then....and....Now

Ok let me take you back in an era where portable gaming was taking it's first steps In my eyes atleast, that would be the original Gameboy. When I received my own rectangular brick of a gaming system from that day on I was infected with th...

 
 
 
 

Remake, Remaster, Rehash

Keza MacDonald at IGN thinks video game remakes are great. I disagree...sort of. MacDonald asserts that, “when handled correctly, remakes, remasters and re-releases are an extremely good thing, both for the industry and for us.” Accordin...

 
 
 
 

Trophies, Coins, Achievements - OH MY!

Once upon a time, great feats of gaming had no Achievements, Trophies, or Coins to rub in people's faces. What's the point, without them, right? Nintendo calls them 'Mythical Rewards', despite introducing them with the 3DS, and making it ne...

 
 
 
 

Good Does Not Mean Fun

There is something that has been bugging me recently. I have a friend (don't all laugh at once) who insists that for a game to be good it has to be fun. Now, before we get any further, we need to define these two words otherwise I'll get in...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

FakePlasticTree

Jak Trilogy is 66% off on PSN, go get it! They good! I decided to pick up Jak 2 again as I love that

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Cursedmas

 
 
house4lyfe

#cursedmas List of legit reasons one could be admitted into an insane asylum during the late

 
 
Soulbow

SURVIVOR! SURVIVORRRR-OHHH-WOAAAHHHOHHHOHHH #DisturbedDay (if this disturbs you then walk

 
 
Electric Reaper

I think my Samsung Smart TVs wireless card is either dead or close to It completely refuses to connect to the router and barely lets me change network Ive had that TV for 6 years Guess I need a Ruku stick

 
 
SrChurros

My baby is almost 6 months old and he is already weighting over 11kg (around He is freaking huge! We barely can hold him for more than a few minutes Pic

 
 
ShadeOfLight

Man, Samus got buff for Ultimate! I dig

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

Churning, gurgling madness #ArbitraryMetalTuesday

 
 
Tohsaka

Just a reminder that SFV starts its free week Base game is and AE version is right now (which nets you the first two season passes, not the All the other content is also on Vid not necessarily

 
 
DeScruff

Huh looks like another Santa came around! Some kinda poster? *opens hope you visit that place, and are forced to watch Gundam Victory on In the words of Uso: Go have a baby! :P

 
 
Tohsaka

Hes a They dont stand a ghost of a

 
 
dephoenix

In an attempt to combine carptoid and Cursedmas I googled Christmas Carp and discovered thats an actual Link to an article explaining it, but tl;dr in certain European countries they eat Carp for Xmas and keep the fish in their bathtubs for

 
 
Destructoids Very Own Ein

#Carporntoid NSFW image in the

 
 
Gigapadoru3434

#Carpaltoid

 
 
NeoTurbo

So yeah! The Fortuna update is pretty awesome! Saved a bunch of screens from my first few hours, which Ill be posting

 
 
Jinx 01

This talk about Steam/Epic has me wondering how much Nintendo takes from Switch I just saw Battle Princess Madelyn is $25 on Switch - 25% more I assume the Switch tax we pay is also payed by devs to some

 
 
Zer0t0nin

#ArbitraryMetalTuesday Debut EP from a new band by former Nightrage, Dark Funeral and The Crown All songs feature okay-ish verses but amazing

 
 
Soulbow

#CarPornToid my first God I miss this Details of what happened in the comments (along with pictures!)

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Wrote a blog about some lesser known titles coming out next Check it out, maybe youll spot something you were unaware Or maybe I underestimate your indie-spotting

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Carptoid

 
 
Riff Raff

Some of these WoL battles in Smash are stupid Am I doing something wrong or do I just suck (probably the latter)? That one with high wind and low buoyancy can fuck right off! Still amazing game!

 
 
Mike Sounders

I am using the Switch as an MP3 while I A feature I was like ‘cool, not going to use’ several months Motherfucking Smash dev team knows me better than I do

 
 
Neronium

Good news, my grandfather is still The medicine started working which is He still has whatever disease hes contracted and the CDC is now involved, but at least hes Thanks for all the warm wishes for

 
 
dephoenix

#Cursedmas

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Carporntoid

 
 
Boxedpresentsman214

What happened to her plans?

 
 
Sharukurusu

Is it possible to log into Disqus using your Dtoid account info? Or do you need to create a new account and link them somehow?

 
 
FakePlasticTree

The Master Hands you fight in Smash Ultimate are actually Waluigi’s hands /s

 
 
lokhe

Also, been trying out Shes super fun to play actually, especially against Fire Emblem characters

 
 
lokhe

I was playing Smash online when the match froze up and a text box popped up right as I tried to left I barely had time to make out that some kind of box appeared, let alone read any text, but now the game chastises me for Gee,

 
 
Riff Raff

Going to see Clutch tonight for the first time in Italy and first in 10 14th time total! Fucking hyped to finally see them live I anticipate being rip roaring drunk like any good Clutch show #ArbitraryNotReallyMetalTuesday

 
 
Rudorlf

*Shameless Bump* Latest review about a movie tie-in GTA clone on the Cblogs now Also, gif-related and

 
 
mullon

I wanted to wait and see if Sony would release a newer iteration of the Ps4, but I am thinking of buying one now just to play Kingdom Hearts

 
 
Agent9

Thank You everyone for the Birthday wishes I had an excellent

 
 
absolutfreak

After picking it up at launch, finally stopped being an idiot and started Dragon Quest XI last I was exhausted and only made it out of the first town, but very happy so This game is gorgeous and

 
 
Czar Kazem
 
 
Scrustle

Should probably be jumping on the #carporntoid bandwagon given how much I play

 
 
Boxed Swine

Its almost four in the morning and I accidentally ate part of my I hate when things end on a Welp, tune in next time when we get the last

 
 
Zer0t0nin

Picknick time, fellas #Carporntoid

 
 
MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

I dont know what this song is for exactly, but its definitely more like it!

 
 
Rasori

Been having a lot of fun with the camera mode in Smash Ultimate, most times I have to pause a match just to take a shot of something that looked

 
 
Rudorlf

Cook, Serve, Delicious indie developer gave his overall view of the Epic Games Store in its current Worth a

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

I managed to convince someone in the ffxiv facebook group that i follow to make

 
 
NeoTurbo

Fortuna expansion is super I must now head to bed but Ill post some screens of my first jaunt into the content tomorrow!

 
 
Electric Reaper

Those idiots at NBCUniversal took down both of the recent Hellsing Ultimate Abridged This copyright takedown bullshit needs to stop, These videos were clearly made under fair use, especially since they are

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Im fucking loving Im fucking loving Best crossever

 
 
AdmiralAckbong

So, I hooked up with this girl in Texas awhile Shes in DC and got an air Gonna be hanging out with her for like 3 days Not sure what to expect exactly or how this will all go Dtoid grant me