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Call of Doody: Fatigued Warfare.

I've noticed here on Destructoid as well as other places that I write about Call of Duty (and its derivatives) a lot. And I mean a lot. Which means I must love Call of Duty, and you're right. Yeah, I'm that person people hate because accord...


Cblogs of 06/20/11 and 06/21/11 + Late Funkisms!

Dag yo! I�ve been very busy and �away� from the site for a while, but catching up on a week of Dtoid is pretty much its own job! >_< In case anyone was wondering, I was in Taiwonto, Onterrible for a week for a mini-family reunion...


You asked for it!!!

A blog written by someone you never heard of or cared about , dont worry if you come back later Ill talk about favorite games in the most pretentious way possible I guarentee this to you my fellow Americans , my Bullshit will be not be unhe...


The Strategy Guide that changed my life

(It's been much too long since I posted something here: I've been busy with my studies for a while now. And it turns out that trying to study while E3 is going on is really darn difficult. Who would've thought? :P Fortunately, I'm done for ...



I would consider myself to be a strong boxer in the UFC. That's kinda why they call me the Headhunter. Sure, I don't quite have that one punch knockout power, but I will make sure people leave the ring looking a lot uglier than me. Tha...


Dragonblog Z

I believe I have decided to pass on Ocarina of Time 3D, though I did play it and it's fine. I've already played it in fact. Several times. Why would I want to play it again on a tiny (albeit third dimensionalized!) screen? If you are cu...


I made a Board Game + Contest

As this post goes live, I have spent the past 2 months buried in Sketchbook Pro, 8 hours cutting tiles, Countless many hours nervously pouring my soul into a project that will follow me to Origins Game Fair in Columbus, Ohio this week. T...


Drew a Conclusion: You Don�t Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvision�s You Don�t ...


Some thoughts on Dust 514 and Defiance

One thing that I've felt has been lacking on Dtoid has been the spotty, hard-to-find news about MMOs in general and about these games in specific. Though the news, as almost always has been the case on Dtoid, has been great, I feel like the...


Why I'm a Gamer and What Does That Mean Anyway?

So, as I promised before, I have content in the works. This is one piece of that content, and I'll try and keep it short, but not short enough to not cover at least some small, vague portion of the topic. Hold on, I'm going to grab a Coke Z...


An open letter to Gearbox regarding Duke Nukem.

Dear Gearbox, I honestly doubt you're going to see this little community blog I'm posting, but I'm going to pretend you have found it and are now reading it. The reason I'm writing this is to give my opinions on Duke Nukem Forever, and als...


Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces - Promotional Trailer

A whole lot of new information has been released today about the "Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces" album. There's a video you can watch on YouTube, which talks about how I met Sakimoto and got the project started, plus some insight into th...


Link's Awakening Review [Destructoid Review Format]

I never thought I'd see the day where I could play Ocarina of Time on the toilet. Technology has come so far. Back in my day, one played Link's Awakening, the first ever portable Zelda, on their Game Boy Color and counted oneself lucky if t...


Dead Space 2 :D

I love it! I've beaten it on normal and now i'm going through it again on survivalist for the elite suits and so i can get better so i can try for zealot. Bought it pre-owned so i didn't get the codes for multiplayer but from what i've seen...


A New Contest Approaches! (updated with more info)

A note: It's not about liking the genre at all. It's about giving something different a chance. That's all. Whether you like it or not doesn't really matter, so long as the post is well written and entertaining. So, it seems enough people ...


GUYS, GET OVER IT! Girls Game. Some Don't.

It is 2011 and I still see frequent blogs and articles of how to get that girlfriend or wife of yours into video games. Guys want to find ways to coax their girls into a passion for their hobby. Publishers try to scheme up ways to tap into ...


Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...


Portable Gaming Then....and....Now

Ok let me take you back in an era where portable gaming was taking it's first steps In my eyes atleast, that would be the original Gameboy. When I received my own rectangular brick of a gaming system from that day on I was infected with th...


Remake, Remaster, Rehash

Keza MacDonald at IGN thinks video game remakes are great. I disagree...sort of. MacDonald asserts that, �when handled correctly, remakes, remasters and re-releases are an extremely good thing, both for the industry and for us.� Accordin...


Trophies, Coins, Achievements - OH MY!

Once upon a time, great feats of gaming had no Achievements, Trophies, or Coins to rub in people's faces. What's the point, without them, right? Nintendo calls them 'Mythical Rewards', despite introducing them with the 3DS, and making it ne...


Good Does Not Mean Fun

There is something that has been bugging me recently. I have a friend (don't all laugh at once) who insists that for a game to be good it has to be fun. Now, before we get any further, we need to define these two words otherwise I'll get in...




I dont usually pre-order games these days Well, new Metroid is a big




You cant escape your past octopimp!


Trying to repair an Ambassador 3DS XL Its missing a bunch of flex cables so I gotta harvest them from a junk 3DS


have the Metroid Amiibos in


The madman did it!


So, mordid curiosity Whats a game that you love or loved that really wowed you or changed your perception of what games or a series of games could be in a positive way,and how did it do


Godzilla: Singular Point finally wrapped up its first season in Japan, and it should be airing on Netflix next Ive heard nothing but good things coming out of it, so Im


As a devoted believer in the One True Truth -- that weapon durability in BotW was Very Good™ -- Im also fully okay w/ letting people turn it off in BotW2? It wouldnt hurt my enjoyment of the game at all (even if it is, of course, Very Good™)

Ricky Namara

Wanna try Post your unpopular opinions about video games here, but nobody can post any rebuttal or This will just be a collection of unpopular opinions you dont dare to express to other Likes and dislikes are

Whispering Willow

Forgot these were a thing, was looking to see if there were Astrologian cards from FFXIV, but Im looking for more options on These will be nice for


Current Status:


Hey guys I decided to change my avatar! It used to me this one but now Im an adorable slime trying his best! BUMP!!!


Got a new desktop Source in


My vocals are pretty rough, but heres a warmup act to get the strength back in my callouses after being away from guitar for 6+ Despite the pain in my fingers, it was such a fun recording session!


EL CUCO: Monterey jack, black bean-jalapeño purée, fried plantains w/ garlic butter, shredded lettuce, tomato, red onion + cilantro lime


Happy birthday to me! Was FINALLY able to lock down a muthafucking PS5! I knew that Pro membership with Gamestop would come in handy some day!


Thanks to Nocturne, I wanted to buy a PS2 again to play some older games (traded in mine for backwards compatible PS3, which has since died) so I went out to a Swap Meet and found What games are essential? Mostly interested in JRPG and

Zoey Handley

Time to make the kinkiest dating sim this engine can Ignore the obvious signs I need to paint my


Theres a weird conspiracy theory going around claiming that some dumb ass Kickstarter campaign is actually a viral marketing stunt orchestrated by Hideo Kojima to promote the resurrection of Silent Hills and its


Nothing like failing your most productive run in Prey Mooncrash yet because you forgot that Technopaths steal Including the turret the Engineer spawns, which it will use to shoot you for a very ironic I love this DLC, I


#fishfriday and a happy (late) birthday to gundy, the best purveyor of lewd friends anyone could ask


hey fellas remember to drink water

Jetter Mars

I wonder if Metroid Dread was that canceled game Nintendo talked about resurrecting a few years back?


My buddy and I were playing Halo last night with x2 explosion sizes and I was in a Here’s a highlight clip from that


Yall better back


Via I saw this coming a mile away, ever since SE put Kingdom Hearts on I wont lie, at least were getting some good console exclusives on PC, so Im somewhat fuck it, give me a discount Epic and well I may restart altogether


Late, but happy birthday Gundy!


Happy birthday Nep Nep for life


I finished watching Strives story in one It was These character models were not designed well for Everyone looked like they were sliding on the Axls eng voice is terrible but It was a fun


Just noticed the BotW 2 trailer is titled Sequel to The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wonder what the eventual title will

Chris Moyse

Its been a long week and Im very But regardless of whether YOU are tired or not, I hope its a great weekend for all Do whatever needs to be done, whether its exercising, gaming, resting, or Recharge and have Love yall x


Curious what price do people think Danygropana S will be?I say at moat it should be €10-20 because apart from still being a simple very repetive minigame I say it will also have no voice Because its Nintendo I will assume it will be €30-40 min


Im thinking about doing a full Metroid series Question is do I go: Zero Mission-Prime 1 2 3-Samus Returns-Super-Fusion or save the Prime games for when Prime 4 is closer to release? Anyone else doing a series run in anticipation of Dread?


Currently watching strives story So far, MURICA FUCK YEAH!

Electric Reaper

A couple of standout demos from Steam Next Fest: Kingdom Gun is kinda like a combination of Risk of Rain 1 and Enter the Gungeon with 3 player characers, including a zombie They Always Run is a platformer about a three armed bounty

Steel Squirrel

I started playing some Shantae games for the first time ever on PS5… nobody warned me they would make me horny! They’re also charming as Great stuff so


I bought Guilty Gear strive! Ima play the ps4 version though because I only have ps4 fightpads and only one ps5 Unless of course the ps5 version has legacy controller


My roommate sent me this earlier and how DARE he call mt out like this!

Anthony Marzano

Gundy legit provides half of the shit posts that I post in other groups and for that I thank him for he makes me and my friends Happy Birthday to the Top Nep of


Thank you for weighing in I look forward to your next film paying homage to the


Thanks for all the birthday wishes, guys! Youre the best! Now go play Ace Combat!


Just watched the first Maze Runner film with the That was fun! A little quick on the draw with some exposition dumps (small and large), but eh! Also, Thomas Brodie-Sangster is I just wanna ruffle his hair all And same birth year!


Well this is Several pre-AOL laugh-out-loud-with-my-human-mouth And a remarkbly robust E3 round up to boot!


Happy birthday to everyones favorite Kemono Friends and Ace Combat fan, Barry Manilow!