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Call of Doody: Fatigued Warfare.

I've noticed here on Destructoid as well as other places that I write about Call of Duty (and its derivatives) a lot. And I mean a lot. Which means I must love Call of Duty, and you're right. Yeah, I'm that person people hate because accord...

 
 
 
 

Cblogs of 06/20/11 and 06/21/11 + Late Funkisms!

Dag yo! I’ve been very busy and “away” from the site for a while, but catching up on a week of Dtoid is pretty much its own job! >_< In case anyone was wondering, I was in Taiwonto, Onterrible for a week for a mini-family reunion...

 
 
 
 
 
 

You asked for it!!!

A blog written by someone you never heard of or cared about , dont worry if you come back later Ill talk about favorite games in the most pretentious way possible I guarentee this to you my fellow Americans , my Bullshit will be not be unhe...

 
 
 
 

The Strategy Guide that changed my life

(It's been much too long since I posted something here: I've been busy with my studies for a while now. And it turns out that trying to study while E3 is going on is really darn difficult. Who would've thought? :P Fortunately, I'm done for ...

 
 
 
 

Undisputed

I would consider myself to be a strong boxer in the UFC. That's kinda why they call me the Headhunter. Sure, I don't quite have that one punch knockout power, but I will make sure people leave the ring looking a lot uglier than me. Tha...

 
 
 
 

Dragonblog Z

I believe I have decided to pass on Ocarina of Time 3D, though I did play it and it's fine. I've already played it in fact. Several times. Why would I want to play it again on a tiny (albeit third dimensionalized!) screen? If you are cu...

 
 
 
 

I made a Board Game + Contest

As this post goes live, I have spent the past 2 months buried in Sketchbook Pro, 8 hours cutting tiles, Countless many hours nervously pouring my soul into a project that will follow me to Origins Game Fair in Columbus, Ohio this week. T...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: You Don’t Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvision’s You Don’t ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Some thoughts on Dust 514 and Defiance

One thing that I've felt has been lacking on Dtoid has been the spotty, hard-to-find news about MMOs in general and about these games in specific. Though the news, as almost always has been the case on Dtoid, has been great, I feel like the...

 
 
 
 

Why I'm a Gamer and What Does That Mean Anyway?

So, as I promised before, I have content in the works. This is one piece of that content, and I'll try and keep it short, but not short enough to not cover at least some small, vague portion of the topic. Hold on, I'm going to grab a Coke Z...

 
 
 
 

An open letter to Gearbox regarding Duke Nukem.

Dear Gearbox, I honestly doubt you're going to see this little community blog I'm posting, but I'm going to pretend you have found it and are now reading it. The reason I'm writing this is to give my opinions on Duke Nukem Forever, and als...

 
 
 
 

Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces - Promotional Trailer

A whole lot of new information has been released today about the "Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces" album. There's a video you can watch on YouTube, which talks about how I met Sakimoto and got the project started, plus some insight into th...

 
 
 
 

Link's Awakening Review [Destructoid Review Format]

I never thought I'd see the day where I could play Ocarina of Time on the toilet. Technology has come so far. Back in my day, one played Link's Awakening, the first ever portable Zelda, on their Game Boy Color and counted oneself lucky if t...

 
 
 
 

Dead Space 2 :D

I love it! I've beaten it on normal and now i'm going through it again on survivalist for the elite suits and so i can get better so i can try for zealot. Bought it pre-owned so i didn't get the codes for multiplayer but from what i've seen...

 
 
 
 

A New Contest Approaches! (updated with more info)

A note: It's not about liking the genre at all. It's about giving something different a chance. That's all. Whether you like it or not doesn't really matter, so long as the post is well written and entertaining. So, it seems enough people ...

 
 
 
 

GUYS, GET OVER IT! Girls Game. Some Don't.

It is 2011 and I still see frequent blogs and articles of how to get that girlfriend or wife of yours into video games. Guys want to find ways to coax their girls into a passion for their hobby. Publishers try to scheme up ways to tap into ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 

Portable Gaming Then....and....Now

Ok let me take you back in an era where portable gaming was taking it's first steps In my eyes atleast, that would be the original Gameboy. When I received my own rectangular brick of a gaming system from that day on I was infected with th...

 
 
 
 

Remake, Remaster, Rehash

Keza MacDonald at IGN thinks video game remakes are great. I disagree...sort of. MacDonald asserts that, “when handled correctly, remakes, remasters and re-releases are an extremely good thing, both for the industry and for us.” Accordin...

 
 
 
 

Trophies, Coins, Achievements - OH MY!

Once upon a time, great feats of gaming had no Achievements, Trophies, or Coins to rub in people's faces. What's the point, without them, right? Nintendo calls them 'Mythical Rewards', despite introducing them with the 3DS, and making it ne...

 
 
 
 

Good Does Not Mean Fun

There is something that has been bugging me recently. I have a friend (don't all laugh at once) who insists that for a game to be good it has to be fun. Now, before we get any further, we need to define these two words otherwise I'll get in...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Inquisitive Ravenclaw

I basically spent all day on this! Still not DONE done, but its SO many little details! Final BUMP!! @Osc

 
 
TurboKill

While my memory may be terrible and Ive played lots of games this year, if Kingdom Come: Deliverance keeps it up, it might be my Damn, thats a good looking Not too much jank Glad I waited to get a nice deal for it on PC

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Liking Lost Legacy so

 
 
HPLargeCraft4

Oh hell yeah we are doing #TShirtToid

 
 
HeyItsDad

Dedicated about an hour of my time making my dream a reality in Soul Calibur The Hunter from Bloodborne, complete with the Moonlight Greatsword!

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Went to the mall this afternoon and while its depressing to see what its become over the The FYE there had a copy of Black Cauldron and I couldnt grab that up quickly Need more forgotten Disney movies, like Robin Hood and Mouse Detectiv

 
 
Electric Reaper

Zootopia, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, and even Vampire Knight all handle the topic of racism better than

 
 
Brad Majors

I see your $90 Craigslist tshirt and raise you a

 
 
PhilKenSebben
 
 
Fuzunghoul

RWBY season 6 starts on Saturday, and for anybody whos been curious about checking it out theres marathons of every season each day this Right now is season 1, and its about to start from episode 1 again:

 
 
mullon

What happened to the Monkey Island license? Thats what I finally realized in the Telltale

 
 
Nathan D

So a ~20 second clip of Red Dead Redemption 2 An open world Western with Max Payne 3 gunplay and slo-mo kill Holy shit, this is going to be

 
 
TriSCAREarok

I see Occams Teepublic and raise a local Craigslist seller asking $90 for Your ball,

 
 
Dwavenhobble

EA allegedly using vague rules about harassment and claims of anonymous complaints to ban a Pro Player who was being critical of Fifa 19 and EAs scummy business practices

 
 
Occams

Teepublic is a wonderful source of inspiration for all things terrible and

 
 
El Catrin de la Fiesta

And thats Undying Man, what a fantastic game, I loved how multifaceted it is, the first 3 hours is this dark horror game with a good mystery and fairly solid FPS elements thrown in, once you reach Oneiros, its a full-on FPS with horror

 
 
Barry Kelly

uh-oh spaghetti-o

 
 
SpielerDad

Trying to get through the work day after getting back from the

 
 
TriSCAREarok

Wouldnt it be cool if Crackdown 3 came out and got huge? Like, people like to joke on it all the time, but everyone was clowning on Fortnite for a really long I mean, it wont happen, but I kind of hope it

 
 
dephoenix

Chapter 3 of my Halloween CYOA story is You can vote to decide how the story will end, as Chapter 4 will be the last Link in the comments and thanks to everyone who has read and voted so BUMP AGAIN

 
 
Flanx

This is just everything I love in one Ugh, I wish I played this Juri is

 
 
kellzor

Rondo of Bloods soundtrack is getting released on vinyl tomorrow at Get your wallets

 
 
Spookbow

So is it just me or is Hellblade just a torture porn simulator? Im all for harrowing ordeals but man it just doesnt Also, no clue what the hell is going on in the

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Finally I found a provider with fast Internet in my address and got a 100 mb Internet connection, up from my previous 25 mb I can finally join the digital future! I just hope its reliable, its a small company that I havent used

 
 
Spoopyluso

Just did the saddest boss in dark souls on my first try (which is the first time Ive ever managed to do that) with my crappy endurance/bleed character

 
 
Boxoftreatsman214

Finished Daredevil Season Mild spoiler thoughts in

 
 
Derewolf

We now have pumpkin spiced air fresheners in our bathrooms, to make our poops nice and Now every time I see someone with a pumpkin spiced latte or whatever, Ill think of the last dump I took at Its how God intended

 
 
Shinkz

THE HE SAID THE ASAFGA!

 
 
Retrofraction

Back on my anime run, now that I get that ears go below I took another hour and applied the fixes from the last round of advice, and its looking Though the hair is flat and I will be fixing it Also hopefully adding a better

 
 
SkeleDent

My friends and family abandoned me because I like Trump is my favorite genre of

 
 
Kerrik52

Since the translation of the Jojo Part 5 game got completed, I decided to try The gameplay is like a boss rush in a rudimentary 3d fighter where you have to scramble to figure out the enemy The Man in the Mirror fight Very

 
 
Chris Moyse

I tried singing The Meat Puppets Lake of Fire and Ive made myself really Some music should come with a health

 
 
BigDoniel

10 episodes into Attack on Titan and holy shit does this not let So damn

 
 
Mike Sounders

‘What’s the secret ingredient you add at the end to give the flavor an extra kick?’

 
 
Brad Majors

My fluffy Floki hates me :( Had to go to the vet for a regular check up and shots and he shit all over his carrier on the way home and rolled in Of course I had to give him a shower and traumatize him for Thank god I dont have kids lol

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Daredevil Season 3 was absolutely glorious, easily one of the best shows of the Episode 13 is so damned cathartic and tightly An absolutely astounding

 
 
Demonee Mars

Next Monday I be

 
 
taterchimp

I cant draw, but I wanted to world build a bit, so here is a magic pendant they should find tonight

 
 
Sharukurusu

Im only about 8 hours into Horizon Zero Dawn, but I have to say, finally here is an open world RPG where the side quests dont feel In fact, they did an excellent job of naturally weaving them into the

 
 
DiVISIVE Shinobi

Did I ever mention how much I love Street Fighter III second impact themes?

 
 
Adzuken

I wrote this review of Castlevania: Bloodlines with a fever, so you may have to forgive the odd weird editing error, such as repetition and rambling

 
 
DiVISIVE Shinobi

I have a steam key for 2 worlds epic Anybody wanna trade for undernight st?

 
 
dephoenix

I have nothing to add to

 
 
Boxoftreatsman214

Ive been asked before what my musical guilty pleasure Never had a good Last night I had an Its Shania Do you have a musical guilty pleasure? #guiltypleasuretoid

 
 
RottySpooks
 
 
Flanx

I bought two of And the SD 00 But who cares about that, HAROPLA BEST

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

2nd best P5 girl (after Kawakami) Makoto Nijima gets a Persona Q2 trailer today!

 
 
SkeleDent

ADnD 2e had some kickass

 
 
TheVizier264

Im an immature