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Call of Doody: Fatigued Warfare.

I've noticed here on Destructoid as well as other places that I write about Call of Duty (and its derivatives) a lot. And I mean a lot. Which means I must love Call of Duty, and you're right. Yeah, I'm that person people hate because accord...

 
 
 
 

Cblogs of 06/20/11 and 06/21/11 + Late Funkisms!

Dag yo! I’ve been very busy and “away” from the site for a while, but catching up on a week of Dtoid is pretty much its own job! >_< In case anyone was wondering, I was in Taiwonto, Onterrible for a week for a mini-family reunion...

 
 
 
 
 
 

You asked for it!!!

A blog written by someone you never heard of or cared about , dont worry if you come back later Ill talk about favorite games in the most pretentious way possible I guarentee this to you my fellow Americans , my Bullshit will be not be unhe...

 
 
 
 

The Strategy Guide that changed my life

(It's been much too long since I posted something here: I've been busy with my studies for a while now. And it turns out that trying to study while E3 is going on is really darn difficult. Who would've thought? :P Fortunately, I'm done for ...

 
 
 
 

Undisputed

I would consider myself to be a strong boxer in the UFC. That's kinda why they call me the Headhunter. Sure, I don't quite have that one punch knockout power, but I will make sure people leave the ring looking a lot uglier than me. Tha...

 
 
 
 

Dragonblog Z

I believe I have decided to pass on Ocarina of Time 3D, though I did play it and it's fine. I've already played it in fact. Several times. Why would I want to play it again on a tiny (albeit third dimensionalized!) screen? If you are cu...

 
 
 
 

I made a Board Game + Contest

As this post goes live, I have spent the past 2 months buried in Sketchbook Pro, 8 hours cutting tiles, Countless many hours nervously pouring my soul into a project that will follow me to Origins Game Fair in Columbus, Ohio this week. T...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Drew a Conclusion: You Don’t Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvision’s You Don’t ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Some thoughts on Dust 514 and Defiance

One thing that I've felt has been lacking on Dtoid has been the spotty, hard-to-find news about MMOs in general and about these games in specific. Though the news, as almost always has been the case on Dtoid, has been great, I feel like the...

 
 
 
 

Why I'm a Gamer and What Does That Mean Anyway?

So, as I promised before, I have content in the works. This is one piece of that content, and I'll try and keep it short, but not short enough to not cover at least some small, vague portion of the topic. Hold on, I'm going to grab a Coke Z...

 
 
 
 

An open letter to Gearbox regarding Duke Nukem.

Dear Gearbox, I honestly doubt you're going to see this little community blog I'm posting, but I'm going to pretend you have found it and are now reading it. The reason I'm writing this is to give my opinions on Duke Nukem Forever, and als...

 
 
 
 

Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces - Promotional Trailer

A whole lot of new information has been released today about the "Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces" album. There's a video you can watch on YouTube, which talks about how I met Sakimoto and got the project started, plus some insight into th...

 
 
 
 

Link's Awakening Review [Destructoid Review Format]

I never thought I'd see the day where I could play Ocarina of Time on the toilet. Technology has come so far. Back in my day, one played Link's Awakening, the first ever portable Zelda, on their Game Boy Color and counted oneself lucky if t...

 
 
 
 

Dead Space 2 :D

I love it! I've beaten it on normal and now i'm going through it again on survivalist for the elite suits and so i can get better so i can try for zealot. Bought it pre-owned so i didn't get the codes for multiplayer but from what i've seen...

 
 
 
 

A New Contest Approaches! (updated with more info)

A note: It's not about liking the genre at all. It's about giving something different a chance. That's all. Whether you like it or not doesn't really matter, so long as the post is well written and entertaining. So, it seems enough people ...

 
 
 
 

GUYS, GET OVER IT! Girls Game. Some Don't.

It is 2011 and I still see frequent blogs and articles of how to get that girlfriend or wife of yours into video games. Guys want to find ways to coax their girls into a passion for their hobby. Publishers try to scheme up ways to tap into ...

 
 
 
 

Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...

 
 
 
 

Portable Gaming Then....and....Now

Ok let me take you back in an era where portable gaming was taking it's first steps In my eyes atleast, that would be the original Gameboy. When I received my own rectangular brick of a gaming system from that day on I was infected with th...

 
 
 
 

Remake, Remaster, Rehash

Keza MacDonald at IGN thinks video game remakes are great. I disagree...sort of. MacDonald asserts that, “when handled correctly, remakes, remasters and re-releases are an extremely good thing, both for the industry and for us.” Accordin...

 
 
 
 

Trophies, Coins, Achievements - OH MY!

Once upon a time, great feats of gaming had no Achievements, Trophies, or Coins to rub in people's faces. What's the point, without them, right? Nintendo calls them 'Mythical Rewards', despite introducing them with the 3DS, and making it ne...

 
 
 
 

Good Does Not Mean Fun

There is something that has been bugging me recently. I have a friend (don't all laugh at once) who insists that for a game to be good it has to be fun. Now, before we get any further, we need to define these two words otherwise I'll get in...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

taterchimp

Beat Serious Sam 3 VR What a great Thoughts in a

 
 
Czar Kazem

Birthday boys! Occams! Jasondm! Have a good old one!

 
 
TriCerAroK

For those interested in Harebrain Schemes new Battletech game, this is a pretty good breakdown on the He says the tutorial provided in their demo was not so hot, and we know you know lots about Battletech, so chill and

 
 
AdmiralAckbong

Love you Happy bday! Hope you got some new teeth in a jar and someone attractive consensually touched your genitals today!

 
 
Heat

Its been like a week since Tricerarok recommended me to watch some Red Letter Media stuff, and i cant freaking I knew but not much Now im chugging everything i can, and i cant stop laughing with every jab at THANKS!

 
 
Heat

Its been like a week since Tricerarok recommended me to watch some Red Letter Media stuff, and i cant freaking I knew but not much Now im chugging everything i can, and i cant stop laughing with every jab at THANKS!

 
 
Greenhornet214

How many packets of taco bell sauce are in landfills of the world?

 
 
kevlarmonkey

thats the joke

 
 
TheCoolFreezer

So Jeff Kaplan has said that they are considering killing a character What character would you guys like to see bite the bullet? For lore, not gameplay

 
 
Marcel Hoang

Happy birthday resplendent black grandmother Occams! The original off-topic tangent!

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

Happy Birthday, May your wizdom flow like the sweet nectar of Aunt #occamstoid

 
 
Parismio

Yo happy birthday occams! You awesomely humble great person you!

 
 
Salador

Happy bday to my boy

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Happy birthday Occams!

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

Happy Birthday to that guy that we all like

 
 
Alphadeus

Happy Birthday, Occams ^^ Youre a great friend, and your words are always a blessing to

 
 
Malika chan

Life update: I am now 16 weeks along in the Morning sickness is all but I am really starting to show and I feel the baby move more and more

 
 
Rad Party God

Happy Birthday, Occams! May your magnificent cat beard never falls off and always stays awesome dude!

 
 
Fuzunga

I cant think of anything clever for Occams birthday, so heres a super white people thing I saw

 
 
Neronium

Moving grandpa Neronium to our house Hopefully he likes it He hasnt lived with us in about 10

 
 
TriCerAroK

Manticore seems to be to Colony Wars what Gear Club is to Gran Turismo, if ya catch Anyway! Not enough of these games out

 
 
Roager

Happy Birthday, Occams!

 
 
Occams

Youre all too The birthday wishes are the peanut butter spread thickly across the toast that is my I keep all of you safe and sacred in my heart and its the most wonderful existence for Bless your

 
 
absolutfreak

Just dropping in to wish Occams and Jasondm a happy birthday! May you both have a great day and get some sort of cool

 
 
ShireenFarooqui

I not really know where my creative ventures might go out to, I do know a few insiders working in the film I might either invest in them, produce or direct or proactively take part in

 
 
Titannel

Picked up a backlit/biverted Game Boy off of Etsy and theres a speck of dust underneath the screen Fffffffff-

 
 
Boxed Swine

God of War crashed on Literally

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

Only 8 days left to win a (practically) FREE SNES Classic! ANY Purchase from Dead Pixels is entered to win! (Link in the comments)

 
 
ooktar

Super Happy Birthday to the Occams! Dont ever change you lovable black

 
 
Jinx 01

PSA: If you buy Battlezone VR, you get the non-VR Gold edition free when it comes Since its on sale for $20 atm I picked it And Swords of Ditto comes out Tuesday for It looks like Zelda + co-op + *throws money at screen*

 
 
ooktar

#StonerMetalSunday

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Lol, the very first choice you make in Michonne is basically Telltale: The Its obvious the protagonist isnt dying in the first 10 minutes, yet you have to choose whether or not to pull the trigger when she puts a gun to her own

 
 
WILFoftheblues

Happy Birthday Occams and

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Aaaand Im done with Fallout 4! Spoilers in

 
 
TricksterX

When you try to plan what youre gonna do and you fall asleep

 
 
Electric Reaper

How much does military training for infantry soldiers tend to increase the mass and size of the human body on average?

 
 
Shoggoth2588

What day is today? Its Occams What a day for a birthday! Now go eat some

 
 
TheCoolFreezer

I don’t need I don’t need

 
 
TheCoolFreezer

I don’t need I don’t need

 
 
NeoTurbo

Slow cookers are

 
 
Batthink

Happy Birthday, Occams! the turdmobile via Shitty_Car_Mods)

 
 
Hypno

Joyous birth anniversary to I will cherish your lighters

 
 
GoofierBrute

Happy birthday to everyones favorite resplendent black grandma, Lisa Frank enthusiast, wielder of the BANED hammer, and all around beautiful person Occams! Hope you have a grand old time today buddy!

 
 
King Kaiser

Happy Birthday Occams, for real this time!

 
 
lokhe

Uncharted series ranked from worst to best: 3 < 1 < 2 < 4 < God of

 
 
WILFoftheblues

So my Blues baby girl is in the top three for design a We will find out what she placed here in a She just tried drawing this year

 
 
NakedBigBoss

Happy Birthday, Occams! This video kinda freaked me out, so Im sending it to you as a present!

 
 
Matt Damon

Happy birthday to MATT DAMON

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Happy birthday Your weirdness is an inspiration and your words are always Youre a lovely sack of meat and bones and you help make this place as wonderful as it can

 
 
Jared Ari

I acquired this Never heard of it, but I decided to take a Working picture in