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Call of Doody: Fatigued Warfare.

I've noticed here on Destructoid as well as other places that I write about Call of Duty (and its derivatives) a lot. And I mean a lot. Which means I must love Call of Duty, and you're right. Yeah, I'm that person people hate because accord...


You asked for it!!!

A blog written by someone you never heard of or cared about , dont worry if you come back later Ill talk about favorite games in the most pretentious way possible I guarentee this to you my fellow Americans , my Bullshit will be not be unhe...


The Strategy Guide that changed my life

(It's been much too long since I posted something here: I've been busy with my studies for a while now. And it turns out that trying to study while E3 is going on is really darn difficult. Who would've thought? :P Fortunately, I'm done for ...



I would consider myself to be a strong boxer in the UFC. That's kinda why they call me the Headhunter. Sure, I don't quite have that one punch knockout power, but I will make sure people leave the ring looking a lot uglier than me. Tha...


Dragonblog Z

I believe I have decided to pass on Ocarina of Time 3D, though I did play it and it's fine. I've already played it in fact. Several times. Why would I want to play it again on a tiny (albeit third dimensionalized!) screen? If you are cu...


I made a Board Game + Contest

As this post goes live, I have spent the past 2 months buried in Sketchbook Pro, 8 hours cutting tiles, Countless many hours nervously pouring my soul into a project that will follow me to Origins Game Fair in Columbus, Ohio this week. T...


Drew a Conclusion: You Dont Know Jack HD

Those who find themselves drawn closer to the Saturday Night Live rendition of Celebrity Jeopardy, replete with the surly visages of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds, than Trivial Pursuit will, odds are, have played Jellyvisions You Dont ...


Some thoughts on Dust 514 and Defiance

One thing that I've felt has been lacking on Dtoid has been the spotty, hard-to-find news about MMOs in general and about these games in specific. Though the news, as almost always has been the case on Dtoid, has been great, I feel like the...


Why I'm a Gamer and What Does That Mean Anyway?

So, as I promised before, I have content in the works. This is one piece of that content, and I'll try and keep it short, but not short enough to not cover at least some small, vague portion of the topic. Hold on, I'm going to grab a Coke Z...


An open letter to Gearbox regarding Duke Nukem.

Dear Gearbox, I honestly doubt you're going to see this little community blog I'm posting, but I'm going to pretend you have found it and are now reading it. The reason I'm writing this is to give my opinions on Duke Nukem Forever, and als...


Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces - Promotional Trailer

A whole lot of new information has been released today about the "Valkyria Chronicles Piano Pieces" album. There's a video you can watch on YouTube, which talks about how I met Sakimoto and got the project started, plus some insight into th...


Link's Awakening Review [Destructoid Review Format]

I never thought I'd see the day where I could play Ocarina of Time on the toilet. Technology has come so far. Back in my day, one played Link's Awakening, the first ever portable Zelda, on their Game Boy Color and counted oneself lucky if t...


Dead Space 2 :D

I love it! I've beaten it on normal and now i'm going through it again on survivalist for the elite suits and so i can get better so i can try for zealot. Bought it pre-owned so i didn't get the codes for multiplayer but from what i've seen...


A New Contest Approaches! (updated with more info)

A note: It's not about liking the genre at all. It's about giving something different a chance. That's all. Whether you like it or not doesn't really matter, so long as the post is well written and entertaining. So, it seems enough people ...


GUYS, GET OVER IT! Girls Game. Some Don't.

It is 2011 and I still see frequent blogs and articles of how to get that girlfriend or wife of yours into video games. Guys want to find ways to coax their girls into a passion for their hobby. Publishers try to scheme up ways to tap into ...


Shut up and take my rupees

Hello! This is going to be a post about Ocarina of Time 3D, but first, an introduction. I've lurked the site regularly for a little while now and tend to stick with the front page, commenting on news posts. I'll be going to PAX for the fir...


Portable Gaming Then....and....Now

Ok let me take you back in an era where portable gaming was taking it's first steps In my eyes atleast, that would be the original Gameboy. When I received my own rectangular brick of a gaming system from that day on I was infected with th...


Remake, Remaster, Rehash

Keza MacDonald at IGN thinks video game remakes are great. I disagree...sort of. MacDonald asserts that, when handled correctly, remakes, remasters and re-releases are an extremely good thing, both for the industry and for us. Accordin...


Trophies, Coins, Achievements - OH MY!

Once upon a time, great feats of gaming had no Achievements, Trophies, or Coins to rub in people's faces. What's the point, without them, right? Nintendo calls them 'Mythical Rewards', despite introducing them with the 3DS, and making it ne...


Good Does Not Mean Fun

There is something that has been bugging me recently. I have a friend (don't all laugh at once) who insists that for a game to be good it has to be fun. Now, before we get any further, we need to define these two words otherwise I'll get in...



Electric Reaper

So, it looks like social distancing might be starting to That said, not all States have enacted stay at home orders quite yet and we still need more time for a


Playing through Spider-Man PS4, I wonder what are the best boss battles in Spider-Man games of all


Smug witch is judging


More boyz! Since 420 is month long more green is appropriate :P this one is vallejo intermediate


Limo’s opinions are Soulbow was right all Boxman loves


I would love Ring Fit Adventure for less than $100 😂😂😂


New original song, featuring my shitty voice and my first significant push for meaningful lyrical Heavily-inspired by Disturbed, so I will not rest until Soulbow has seen this! (EDIT: WHERE ARE YOU SOULBOW?)


Oh, it April again, no wonder I see so

Dangus Taargus

Zipper Bunny


I for one am NOT going to be outdone by I just bought the COVID-19 Bundle and Im giving away ALL the software! Codes in the And Shibboletho, my friend: (BUMP for the evening folk, Ill bump a couple more times throughout the week)


I pitty the foo that dont know


Day 12: She still wont look at Not even when I slap my balls with a Dick was so hard Just for I swear Im gonna fuck her till that three stooges hair look

Soulbow But Louder


Cloudman Sam



*pokes head out of G Fuel fort* I-is it safe? Is this day over? So far so


I wonder how this is going to go; my birthday will be on Bunny Day this I hope the game is able to account for I have little doubt that it will



able to think

I won a Dtoid contest! And its actually a game I was interested in Cool beans!

Cygnus Rush 961

Just a little something that Im listening to, allowing me to imagine a long road trip on my favorite


Update: We had to make the call not to see my At least we can call him daily, but the cancer is kicking his ass and we dont get to talk for This sucks so Hope everybody is staying


A long blog for a long hiatus! I present to you, Tiberium Wars With this, the C&C retrospective enters the home stretch! Only two more games to go! Next stop: Red Alert


Arbitrary non metal wednesday?



Czar Kazem

Im just so hyped to play through Persona 5 again, Gonna put in another hour of work but my heart is swelling just thinking about Not lying, I could cry right now I feel so


Only April Fools day thing that

Sam van der Meer

If you’ll indulge me: Sam in the Dragon Quest XI Casino - A Story in Five Act I -


Bruh how can supermarkets run out of eggs, just milk more chickens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


I dressed each of my nieces in those ridiculous Easter outfits in Animal Crossing this morning for April They thought they were part of the Easter event and loved Not the reaction I was


Whelp, our state just announced were on If you live in Florida be prepared and stay RIP Florida




Randy Pitchford making sure the success of gearbox is only his success, despite being the biggest thorn in its


I regret to inform all of you that I will no longer be posting Big Chungus I feel that the meme has run its course, and that it is no longer Please #WesLikesBigChungusWednesdaysExceptNotAnymoreBecauseImNotPostingItAnymore


hope everyone’s staying safe, sane, and healthy! We’re going for a walk :D


a local business that is really putting in the work


Rejoice Rejoice! For I have won Paper Beasts and never need to leave the house ever Cheers and

Virtua Kazama

To clarify on what I said on DOA6: KT is ending the DLC support for the game, but they will continue to release balance patches and bug DOA franchise as a whole is not going seriously NEVER PULL A SONIC 06 MOVE EVER


Difficult gaming choices: Catherine FB for €20 or wait on the Switch (portable may be worth the tax for me) or finally RDR2:UE €35 (I dont like GTA games, love open world and was told Ill probably dig Update: got I need weird :)


Last night I thought Id play Civ 5 for the first time while It was, well, difficult


I updated my psns 2 step verification to my new number and also signed in with my Got the texts and Then a couple hours later it signed me out of everything and Im no longer getting texts to my Dont know how to get in

Electric Reaper

So, Catgirl Without Salad has launched on the Switch Not a

Punished Nietzsche

i hope that this new Lobby in the upcoming Guilty Gear is one of those April Fools It looks like Habbo Hotel damn it! it only need the POOLS CLOSED


Pack it up, Dragalia Lost won April


Not April fool’s:


NOT APRIL FOOLS: I just bought the Humble Conquer COVID-19 Bundle and have some Steam keys for people who would like Ill list available keys in the comments; comment if you want

Marcel Hoang

I did I finally did


Nihilistic prediction for the Mario 3D All-stars rumors: it will be a port of Mario All-stars, but in the NSMB


I didnt masturbate #Foolstoid


Testing this!