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Stuff, stockpiling and new blog

I look towards the Summer and I see nothing. An absolute drought of video-games. I'll be seeing Inception by Christopher Nolan at the IMAX, hopefully, but other than that I have no other plans. I'll be blogging everyday of forever from no...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Metro 2033, a sonnet to Anthony Burch

Hey, i was writing this as an email to Anthony but it kinda grew into a blog post so i'm posting it here. FYI i'm playing the 360 version. (To Anthony) I'm a huge fan and have very similar opinions and taste in games. I'm also doing game ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

So, guys, this is whats happening now? Gamecrush?

Gamecrush.com is here. This is a new service providing where guys lacking for attention can pay to game with a girl for a fee. While pathetic right off the bat, it gets worse. Gamecrush claims the fee is equivalent to the cost of buying a...

 
 
 
 

Nintendo Invents Freddy Vision 2.0

So the 3DS... God I hope that name isnt final. Nintendo is one O away from that other console. Ive got to say, on the list of theories as to what the successor to the DS was going to bring to the table, 3D wasnt in my top 5, or 1...

 
 
 
 

I am not a gamer

What can I say? I'm not. I'm sitting here, trying to cobble together a blog and it's becoming incredibly obvious to me that I'm no longer a gamer. I don't game. That's not some clever meta "oh, playing games is more than playing games, p...

 
 
 
 

Congress Passes Sweeping Elfcare Reform Bill

After months of contention and intense campaigning from both sides of the aisle, both the House and Senate have ratified president Obama's revolutionary elfcare legislation. While seen as a key, if not career-saving, victory for the preside...

 
 
 
 

I'm Cheap.

I was born, am, and likely always will be cheap. It's in my nature. In the same way that people like to say that their job is in their blood, or the way that they tie their shoes, or the ritual they follow as they get ready for bed in ju...

 
 
 
 

Why Sex Should Be In More Videogames

It will sell. Ah, what? I have to write more? Fine. Sex is a topic I'm finding that more and more people are unwilling to discuss or dissect intellectually. The act isn't exactly considered public domain, so speaking about it so non-nonch...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Damage

It is common knowledge among gamers that, no matter how useful support spells or healing come in hand to decide the outcome of a battle, it all goes to waste if you can't cause enough damage. So, as I read through this incredibly insight...

 
 
 
 

BUSTED! Wait, not really. Sorry

Ever read comments over a controversial piece of text? OF COURSE YOU DID. You're at destructoid. Home of some of the most ubiquitous haters this holy internets of ours has to offer. As well of some of the more baiting examples of critical w...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

In Defense of Jim Sterling

Jim Sterling sees the world through a particular set of lenses. He does his job from the perspective of a gamer that is qualifying his opinion about how a game plays, for gamers. He analyzes every important aspect of a game playing experie...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Mom, videogames and monsters.

A kid is playing some videogame in the living room. His mother, curiously watching the moving pixels and colors in the screen for a long while, finally asks: - What is this game about? - Um... I am this ninja and I have to kill these mons...

 
 
 
 

Audio in Games - Brutal Legend

Can music be more persuasive to a player than gameplay? Hell yes it can. It took me a couple months after getting my PS3 to grab Brutal Legend, but before I had the ability to play the game, it was the game for me, and I had to have it. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

triggerpigking

Patreon sketch today for Gamemaniac of Giga Mermaid and Shantaes new plant waifu

 
 
Electric Reaper

Youtube has found yet another way to screw over content creators Youtubes pro-corporate shit never

 
 
dephoenix

Platinumgames should make you fucks stop stealing my This is my gimmick, get your own!

 
 
Kirbykrumper1

Not to make anyone jealous but i won that raffle for the PSVR Dtoid was fucking psyched this is easily the best thing ive ever won out of a random draw contest like to suggestions for any essential and/or non-obvious games

 
 
hlarge4

Platinum Games should make up with my mom so we can be a family

 
 
LastKingofHearts

Initial thoughts on Links Music and sound is on Frame rate stutter here and there while playing docked, still looks

 
 
LastKingofHearts

Cant wait for Edit:When you dont have to wait til tomorrow because you have friends in the industry and get your copy early

 
 
Rad Party God

Platinum Games should block everyone and their mum- oh

 
 
Boxman214

Platinum Gmaes should make my mom actually love me

 
 
Goemar

Life is Lady butts are

 
 
Osc

He makes it sound like hes saying it rather than singing it, which I rarely ever like in a But he a has a rhythm and cadence that flows so well with the #musictoid | Hobo Johnson - Mover Awayer

 
 
Chris Moyse

A letter for me today that was apparently addressed to my

 
 
RenaudB90

Platinum Games should make a Space Oh

 
 
sp testure

After spending a couple hours with the Sega Mini,I got to say I absolutely love They really knocked it out of the park with A little you leave it on the game select screen it will start playing random games for a while its

 
 
Michformer

It’s been more than a year now since I’ve first learned of Atomic Heart, and it’s yet to be dethroned as one of my most anticipated releases of 2019 and The Electric State-style art direction and world-building alone have me

 
 
Gajknight

Platinumgames should make a sequel to the beloved 90s childrens movie

 
 
maycausecancer

Happy Anniversary Bowsette!

 
 
Dere

Platinumgames should make a big tiddy anime porn

 
 
Anthony Marzano

Platinumgames should make a grand strategy

 
 
taterchimp

Fully powered proxy cube! Brought to you by mild IP theft and local business!

 
 
Electric Reaper

Today is the first anniversary of Bowsettes appearance!

 
 
dephoenix

Platinumgames should make a Monster Hunter

 
 
Fuzunga

Moze is great because you can continue to use your favorite weapons and shields for a long time since they get stronger when you level Got a legendary Torgue pistol thats level 14 but still destroys everything at level

 
 
Electric Reaper

I have a Steam coupon for 25% off Police If anyone wants the coupon, let me

 
 
sp testure

Todays trip down memory lane is sponsored BLAST PROCESSING!! AND G-FUEL!!!

 
 
bong264

2 It has been 2 months but ive finally finished the damn All I can say WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Im kinda in a weird position On the one hand I seem to be in a filler position where Im mainly situated to fill in gaps in the On the other, I feel like Id be miserable full-time, despite how often customers say Id be

 
 
ScionVyse

Im getting Unrelated #theymightbethursday

 
 
Boxman214

Thoughts for your Thursday

 
 
mullon

I wonder if theres any secrets or Easter eggs left to find in Breath of the

 
 
MajinRotty

My, your teeth have grown so quickly, and its only your first birthday Bowsette!

 
 
PhilKenSebben
 
 
indigit4l

Any music fans here? The score for Succession is like the best soundtrack Please check it out, its 1:34 Plus Kieran Culkin is in it and hes friggin weird and Best character in a brilliantly funny

 
 
EtosiGiR

Phauck yes! ‘Tis beautiful!

 
 
RocketKnight

My coworker denies the Sandy Hook shooting happened and now all enjoyment I get from her is replaced with nausea and She might be the worst person Ive ever

 
 
ThisIsMyBoomstick

This week on Did You Even Watch It the topic is 1995s A Goofy Listen as we discuss a childhood favourite film and talk about about Goofy and our favourite Disney Check it out @

 
 
MeanderBot

Ive been watching a few videos on Links Awakening and Im glad that it seems like were all in agreement that the Tal Tal Heights theme is a banger

 
 
EtosiGiR

I’ve only even heard of half of these games and I’ve completed exactly zero of I am quite excited!

 
 
VideogameScrapbook

@Peter Glagowski, according to your preview of the Genesis Mini, the games were originally modified to have a pan-and-scan widescreen Has that been scrapped for stretched widescreen for every game, or do some games still offer that feature?

 
 
Seymour

Got a new cover up, and its another from AiC! I did a much better job on this one, thankfully, as Angry Chair is probably my favorite AiC The solo, which is borderline wankery, was tricky to emulate, but I think I did okay!

 
 
dephoenix

Platinumgames should make a Mortal Kombat

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Is it 2020 yet? #ArbitraryMetalThursday #ThatsHowThisWorksRight?

 
 
ABowlOfCereal

You guys really liked my last Scoobydoo song almost 100 upvotes this ones short but very nice

 
 
Boxman214

This headline got a good chuckle out of

 
 
Gajknight

Remember, you cant hold hands with God if youre

 
 
Chris Moyse

Happy Birthday to ZombieCORPS, thanks for being a part of the community, love having you around bud :)

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

Today is my 15th annual 21st anyone else feel depressed on their birthday?

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

I love you Except for He has failed me in the bedroom for the last Dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, Or do: itll be the last time anything Ive touched spanks your

 
 
BNix

Epics freebies this week are all three Arkham games and all three Lego Batman