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Stuff, stockpiling and new blog

I look towards the Summer and I see nothing. An absolute drought of video-games. I'll be seeing Inception by Christopher Nolan at the IMAX, hopefully, but other than that I have no other plans. I'll be blogging everyday of forever from no...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Metro 2033, a sonnet to Anthony Burch

Hey, i was writing this as an email to Anthony but it kinda grew into a blog post so i'm posting it here. FYI i'm playing the 360 version. (To Anthony) I'm a huge fan and have very similar opinions and taste in games. I'm also doing game ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

So, guys, this is whats happening now? Gamecrush?

Gamecrush.com is here. This is a new service providing where guys lacking for attention can pay to game with a girl for a fee. While pathetic right off the bat, it gets worse. Gamecrush claims the fee is equivalent to the cost of buying a...

 
 
 
 

Nintendo Invents Freddy Vision 2.0

So the 3DS... God I hope that name isnt final. Nintendo is one O away from that other console. Ive got to say, on the list of theories as to what the successor to the DS was going to bring to the table, 3D wasnt in my top 5, or 1...

 
 
 
 

I am not a gamer

What can I say? I'm not. I'm sitting here, trying to cobble together a blog and it's becoming incredibly obvious to me that I'm no longer a gamer. I don't game. That's not some clever meta "oh, playing games is more than playing games, p...

 
 
 
 

Congress Passes Sweeping Elfcare Reform Bill

After months of contention and intense campaigning from both sides of the aisle, both the House and Senate have ratified president Obama's revolutionary elfcare legislation. While seen as a key, if not career-saving, victory for the preside...

 
 
 
 

I'm Cheap.

I was born, am, and likely always will be cheap. It's in my nature. In the same way that people like to say that their job is in their blood, or the way that they tie their shoes, or the ritual they follow as they get ready for bed in ju...

 
 
 
 

Why Sex Should Be In More Videogames

It will sell. Ah, what? I have to write more? Fine. Sex is a topic I'm finding that more and more people are unwilling to discuss or dissect intellectually. The act isn't exactly considered public domain, so speaking about it so non-nonch...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Damage

It is common knowledge among gamers that, no matter how useful support spells or healing come in hand to decide the outcome of a battle, it all goes to waste if you can't cause enough damage. So, as I read through this incredibly insight...

 
 
 
 

BUSTED! Wait, not really. Sorry

Ever read comments over a controversial piece of text? OF COURSE YOU DID. You're at destructoid. Home of some of the most ubiquitous haters this holy internets of ours has to offer. As well of some of the more baiting examples of critical w...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

In Defense of Jim Sterling

Jim Sterling sees the world through a particular set of lenses. He does his job from the perspective of a gamer that is qualifying his opinion about how a game plays, for gamers. He analyzes every important aspect of a game playing experie...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Mom, videogames and monsters.

A kid is playing some videogame in the living room. His mother, curiously watching the moving pixels and colors in the screen for a long while, finally asks: - What is this game about? - Um... I am this ninja and I have to kill these mons...

 
 
 
 

Audio in Games - Brutal Legend

Can music be more persuasive to a player than gameplay? Hell yes it can. It took me a couple months after getting my PS3 to grab Brutal Legend, but before I had the ability to play the game, it was the game for me, and I had to have it. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Dark Days in Richmond

I've been dealt a harsh blow ; both my local Game Crazy and my local Play and Trade have gone out of business. Some of you may not think that it's such a great loss, but here in Richmond, they were the last two dedicated competotors to the ...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

CoruptAI125

Square really shadow dropped the Kingdom Hearts HD games on Xbox and has the balls to charge full price for and for the What a fucking

 
 
LaTerry

Because so many of you guys talked about it I ended up buying the splitpad for the Switch and it is a life Due to joycon drift my Switch hasnt really been a handheld device for a while, and it can finally be that

 
 
homeoftheblues

The Playstation forums are shutting down! They have became a great resource over the years for anytime I had a problem or question that just wasnt answered anywhere Such a Sony says just use the Blog, Twitter, Instagram, or Fuckers

 
 
indigit4l

Speak amongst yourselves: College Rules neither has people that have been to college, nor

 
 
bong264

Current Status:

 
 
MeeGhoulz

#contextoid

 
 
Occams
 
 
Riley1sCool

This is definitely

 
 
Retrofraction

Help, I was looking for this indie game on the Switch that looked like a mix between Slap City and Lethal searching through Eshop and steam and not getting much

 
 
RenaudB90

Its been about a month since I started going to the I still have a lot of work to do to get where I want to get but I did manage to drop 5 pounds and a waist size in that Having more energy overall is likely the biggest plus so far,

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

My copy of Samurai Shodown arrived - thanks, $8 sale! I downloaded the first season pass back when it was free, so I have that,

 
 
indigit4l

I went full on unicorn vomit with the power supply cable Friend wants me to get RGB RAM, but I think that might be a little

 
 
Seymour

Thank you!!! Happy theyre actually taking I figured the whole all gays are creepy and will hop at any chance they get to sexually assault other men stereotype fell out of favor in the early

 
 
Destructoids Very Own Ein

Thinking of fooling around on I still need to finish The Bouncer, but I want to try out some of the sports games I NBA Live 01, and Will probably start streaming around

 
 
Neronium

If Nero disapears for a few days he Hes gettimg an evaluation done and may have to stay a few Hopefully I dont have to, but just in

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

I went shopping for an SD card, came across Nioh and Evil Within 2 for BRL 60 each ($14) and nabbed This is my entire PS4 physical collection, a fraction of my total Made me wonder if this is one of the last times I buy a physical

 
 
Boxman214

#contextoid

 
 
Marcel Hoang

Any madmen like me who downloaded an import copy of Granblue Fantasy Versus?

 
 
ItsBrittanyBitch

It’s Brittany, bitch!

 
 
Jetter Mars

Im gonna be 30 I want to start taking my overall health more seriously by cutting out more sugary and fatty Maybe add some new exercises to my repetoire for good

 
 
taterchimp

How is a raven like a writing desk? No How is Mass Effect like a set of anal beads? Just wrote a blog about Check it

 
 
dephoenix

#librarybookoftheday?

 
 
Shoggoth2588

never played Resident Evil 6 but Ill be playing it for a few NEVER I still want to stream something since Im off and home alone but fuck I gave Resi-6 an Im

 
 
RiffRaff

Yakuza is top tier best game series of all That is Pic

 
 
ScionVyse

Getting my tax return soon, and Ill finally start building a new Completely torn on which processor to go for though, between the 3700x and I can definitely use the extra 4 cores, but its like 250 bucks more, so

 
 
Gajknight

Man, I remember watching this news broadcast on Youtube back in How time flies my

 
 
Sharukurusu

Im feeling oddly inspired to play some FPS I might try to actually beat the campaigns on Black Ops 3, Battlefield 3, and Battlefield Any other recommendations?

 
 
Riley1sCool

Birds of Prey was

 
 
KnickKnackMyWack

Hey boyos, so Kingdom Hearts collection is out in Australia in Xbox and we’re trying to figure out if buying that through our American Xbox One is Microsoft’s chat service rep isn’t terribly helpful, so can y’all shed any light?

 
 
dephoenix

Wolf with magic

 
 
Czar Kazem

Initial impression of Cindered Shadows for Three Houses - ALL OF THE NEW CHARACTERS ARE SO HOT CAN I MARRY ALL OF THEM AT ONCE

 
 
cockaroach

reminded of Takeshis Castle/MXC, i now want to ask: where is the BR online only version of this game? seems like the perfect game to throw into the Battle Royale genre, and id actually play

 
 
Chris Bradshaw

my cat was watching the whole time i was fishing in the game

 
 
Boxman214

What song can you listen to on repeat and never tire of? (note, this doesnt necessarily mean your favorite song) Heres one of mine! #repeatoid

 
 
bong264

Current Status:

 
 
hlarge4

For anyone with the Split Pad Pro for Switch, this is the perfect Fits remarkably

 
 
RobsonC68704105

Trying to recover the Reinforcing with cardboard to give

 
 
FakePlasticTree

And thus the Souls series were

 
 
RiffRaff

Happy Monday all! Finally finished Leons path in Was good but I dont think survival horror is for me I much prefer stealth (Alien Isolation), walking simulator (SOMA), or action (RE4,5) Still gonna eventually do the other

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Got my Canopus Lux for Astrologian in Its named for the brightest star in the Carina constellation and the navigator that served King Menelaus of Sparta during the Trojan

 
 
dephoenix

Hows it going?

 
 
homeoftheblues

Just got back from the KISS concert here in my They were full of energy and definitely played their asses Really The show was It was my sons first concert, and he really enjoyed

 
 
Vesalius

So I’m sure I’m the last person to know about this, but I feel important to tell everyone that I love

 
 
streetmagik3

Yay, most of the stiches are Sorry it looks blurry, those spots, or holes, are where the sutchres I can finally twist my wrist without crazy pain 😃 Ive been all over Darksiders I couldnt even think about playing it

 
 
Parismio

Finished my first run with Dead cells! Its obvious theres more stuff to tackle with the base Now I think its time to tackle the rise of the giant

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Today Getting increasingly sick of Drowned my sorrows in The Pillows and I feel a bit better, but Ill probably go to sleep in a

 
 
Osc

Saw Sorta expected there to be a major plot point with that certain person, but didnt expect anything for what unfolded from Overall excellent Definitely worthy of all its

 
 
mullon

After trying to play They Are Billions four times Ive gone crawling back to XCOM 2: War of the