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Nostalgia: So Much Better in Hindsight

Remember all those good times playing Galaga? First game of Frogger? That first playthrough of Final Fantasy 7? So do game devs, and they're going to get you to spend money on those memories. Now, the instant reaction for most people wh...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Comments of the Week VI: Comments Under Siege

I see comments of the week. Walking around like regular comments. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're comments of the week. From Ubisoft complains over Red Steel 2's 81% Metacritic...

 
 
 
 
 
 

What's in the box matters too...

I still remember opening my first modern computer game. We had just gotten a new Packard Bell (the dude at Staples had assured us we'd never need more than 2mb of video ram in our lives) and the next day my dad let me pick out a game at th...

 
 
 
 

Accomplishment Fatigue

It's been a long time since I've written a blog - these days I find it difficult to express my thoughts coherently. I used to write blogs all the time back on Gamespot, I'm not sure why it's been so difficult for me to do so these days... ...

 
 
 
 

ch-ch-ch-changes...

Anyway, if there's one thing I can't swallow it's these two tired, broken record statements; "it was just more of the same", and "it didn't feel like the first time". I've seen them time and time again and they are as monotonous as they a...

 
 
 
 

Cell Phone Look Up Makes It Possible To Track Numbers

Although mobile phones have helped greatly in knowing who is calling you (e.g. via cell phone look up), there has been a rise in the number of 'Unknown Caller' calls being made to mobile phones and it is only natural that this becomes an an...

 
 
 
 

Oh Destructoid, How I hated to depart with you.

Hello everyone. Again, I'm here. I didn't actually go anywhere. This thing that the cool kids are doing nowadays called "school" is really consuming my life. Not like the dark side though. Because at least they give you cookies. At school, ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

On Reflection: A Story of 'Trade-in Addiction'

I walk in the door and exchange hi's and hellos with the two behind the counter. "Got any trade-ins today, Alex?". Yes, they know me by name. "Nah...I'm just looking for now." Of course I have trade-ins. I plop the 4 games on the counter. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Signs of an Awesome Game

NOTE: Long story short: I don't have Photoshop right now. Hopefully my stand-ins work alright :) This is what you've all been waiting for: the death knell for reviews full of dirty bias, horrendous unobjectivity and antiquated "opinions"...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The Obscurer Tribune # 39

Sowhos betting that Sakura Wars: So Long My Love will ACTUALLY come out next week, no more delays, for reals? Anyone? Well, anyways, Ill keep my fingers crossed (again) and offer up this weeks obscure gaming recap: --------- Atte...

 
 
 
 

How to use the worn down game formula.

This will work with any game. It's already been proven it even works with tetris. Here is the basic form: I'm only, like, an hour in. But (game name here) is SO relentlessly terrible. A game has never worn me down like this. There's no r...

 
 
 
 

Free gas... and being a lady.

So... free gas. No, I'm not going to lend you my husband who also has free gas, but I've been playing MAG (apparently over 180 hours of it since it released) and I just vetted over to a new faction and I'm starting again as a level 1... ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

A (more definitive) review of sequels

Not long ago a certain blog teased the promise of an absolute, incontestable review of sequels. Drawn in by this succulent promise I read the blog hoping to find the ultimate critique. What did I get for my efforts? Nothing! Well a solid ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

For Those Who Yet Still Walk This Hell...

[Disclaimer: This blog does not represent the views or opinions of Enkido as he exists in a sane state and he cannot be held responsible for the content expressed in this article. For real, these are dark times we live in. Also, cocks.] If...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Rudorlf

So Croteam once collaborated with id Software for a prototype of Doom 4 before the project was Guess that explains the familiar-looking assets in Serious Sam 3: (Full image is on the comments as the actual file size was too

 
 
Occams

I dipped Oreos in a chocolate stout beer My first bite reminded me of my first blowjob and that so thats what that feels like

 
 
SrChurros

Today I decided to dust off and gove some love to my gamedev project, and Ive finally fixed a pesky bug on my boss AI! That said, the AI is super primitive and the bug was my own fault due to sloppy programming, Still, it felt great to squash it!

 
 
Lleospbns

온라인경마사이트 , 경마사이트 , J K 8 8 M E 검빛경마

 
 
kevlarmonkey

They should have put Yarny in Octopath, they could have called it Octopath Raveler

 
 
Samhain

On the subject of favorite videogame music, I just realized that a majority chunk of my list would be made up of cave I can safely add Octopaths cavern theme to the list

 
 
Lawman

I finally got my Octodad Traveler Wayfarer’s It’s impressively sexy! One of the nicer CEs I’ve Was also unbelievably simple to transfer my data from the newest Time to travel!

 
 
Hypno

Major Octopath spoiler in the comments

 
 
Princess bong264

Pickles are evil and the people who enjoy them are

 
 
Virtua Kazama

The next Lets Play announcement will be made on Tuesday!

 
 
taterchimp

That special time on Sunday where I reflect on life and all of its And write up the revamp for 5 Hit

 
 
Parismio

Ugh, I just love using my pro controller for I really love using it for Resident Evil I think the default config for it made the aiming go Not sure if it did but i love using it here than Good

 
 
Hypno

Octopath is grand thus My only complaints are very minor, such as too little guidance on some side quests, minor balancing gripes, and lack of unique weapon

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Well I turn on my PS4 after two months, nothing seems to be wrong, cool, but after downloading the latest update I get an error code and cant turn it on Google tells me others people are having the same problem with the same

 
 
absolutfreak

As far as Destructoid is concerned, is Octopath Traveler the biggest game this year since God of War? Im seeing similar levels of mentions about This makes me I love it so far, but only have three character chapters

 
 
chlmera

Me before octopath came out : *voices criticism* Me now, with a fuck ton of stuff I have to do : fuck me I just want to play octopath I dont think I ever actually enjoyed combat in an rpg this much before, despite mainly playing rpgs

 
 
Boxman214

You: Mercator is the best map Me, an Intellectual: This is the best map

 
 
WILFoftheblues
 
 
RocketKnight

Fuck me, my graphics card died and I might be out of a Sometimes life gives you a good punch in the

 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Hot take: Video games are

 
 
Raiku Destructoids Champion

The comments from Octopath are giving me PTSD

 
 
Salador

First sex thing

 
 
TurboKill

Ordered Octopath Traveler awhile ago and got $15 off through Google Express, but the blasted thing says its still in I do have my Haanit alt box art These My Nintendo alt covers look pretty

 
 
Electric Reaper

Ah, so thats why this ancient revolver uses that lever on the A pair of these is the starting weapon for the gunslinger in Killing Floor 2, and that lever is only cranked once on the

 
 
Marcel Hoang

Details dropped on the Behemoth Apparently enmity will carry over from FFXIV, and Behemoth’s signature attack will be impossible to avoid, so you use the fallen comets as cover

 
 
CblogRecaps

Hey all, once more the recap teams looking for new full time full blown recappers as well as possibly some Toss a comment below if youre

 
 
Fuzunga

I had the greatest dream last There was a new Smash trailer that had Dixie and Rool fighting on a pirate The camera zoomed in on a banana pile and a character slowly rose from the It was Crash I laughed my ass off!

 
 
Tohsaka

mayro krat

 
 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

We need an HD Zork

 
 
Salador

Whats your opinion on 3d anime?

 
 
taterchimp

Everspace is pretty fun in

 
 
Raiku Destructoids Champion

Just got a Shiny Lugia in

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon is on sale this it worth it? I heard Black 2/White 2 were incredible but it sounds like USUM is mostly the same until Its only $10 off at Target but Im curious and Nintendo games hardly go on

 
 
Lawman

People keep talking about wanting Captain Toad Don’t they know we have a couple already?

 
 
Spiders For Sale

When I was a child I spent the summer holidays with my parents in It was 1998, the football world cup took place in France and they That day I saw a naked man who had painted his pierced dick in the french national

 
 
Nathan D

Went on a little day trip out of town yesterday and did some shopping on the way Pretty satisfied with the

 
 
Tohsaka
 
 
RiffRaff

This is the greatest thing Ive seen all summer! I literally belly laughed; havent had one of those in a Thank you Tohsaka and the glorious Matt Damon!

 
 
Heat

And thats a wrap! A well deserved Champion, and a fantastic effort by Id loved to see them won, but France did a great job the entire World

 
 
SpielerDad

I hope the French don’t let this World Cup win go to their

 
 
Boxman214

An odd quirk of Mormons (particularly those living in Utah) is that instead of praying for rain during a drought, they ask God to send Heres a meme about On another note, The Joel McHale Show is back!

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

Finished Now a different hoont

 
 
Kerrik52

I think Ive figured out the major reason why Chrono Trigger is so Compared to other JRPGs, it really goes for quality over Maybe the whole genre would be better if the expected game length only was 30 hours or

 
 
Dr Mel

Humorolahraga sounds like the name of a minor prince of hell that presides over the tellers of tasteless

 
 
PatBateman17

Parenting perk - I get to buy Captain Toad for Switch as a bday present for my son and play the absolute hell out of it on my Bonus!

 
 
eastyy

UNDER NIGHT IN-BIRTH Exe:Late Coming to steam August 21st

 
 
Seymour

As a huge DBZA fan, how have I not seen this already?! I guess episode 3 will be a thing once the Cell Saga is complete and fades into the recesses of the

 
 
RiffRaff

Hope youre enjoying your weekend!

 
 
SrChurros

A bunch of brazilian people at that GOG article keep saying that our previous 12 years of government under the Workers Party was a socialist Except it wasnt? It was center-left, at best it was left, but I dont think