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My Kickstarter project

Here's a bit of shamless selfpromotion. I launched a Kickstarter project for an iPad leather envelope case and mustache stand: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/blackheartindustries/leather-envelope-case-and-mustache-stand-for-ipad Pl...

 
 
 
 

the rhyming reviewer: tiny wings

surely now of many blogs mine cannot the worst even though this post i'm making is to be my very first what is needed out of me to make a blog stand out? some way of showing dexterousness and a reviewer's clout destructoid long has been a ...

 
 
 
 

Sorry, dear. I'm still in love with Marathon

I still compare a singular gaming experience to all others after 17 years since it was first released. The Marathon series holds a special place in the hearts of many a Macintosh gamer. I, on the other hand, am an utter fanatic. The gam...

 
 
 
 

My first iPhone game is now live - Cherry Picker iOS

Hey all, I just wanted to announce that my first iPhone game is now live on the app store: Cherry Picker iOS (the name Cherry Picker was already taken). Actually, it's been live for over a month now, but I wanted to get clearance here to ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Don't Touch My Touch!

Almost a week ago my very first "official" MP3 player arrived in the mail. I say "official" because technically my cell phone is a phone that just happens to have an MP3 player built in. I used the MP3 player on my phone, but not very much,...

 
 
 
 

I Was a Teenage Gamer - 007 - 29/12/2010

I Was a Teenage Gamer is the daily journal of an extremely competent young man pursuing his goal of becoming a staff member at his favorite independent gaming blog, Destructoid. Beginning on his 19th birthday, he embarks on the adventure of...

 
 
 
 

iPhone Game Kerplinkus Equals Funtimes

Hello, organisms. Having recently found this neat iPhone-focused gaming blog and realizing it had been 36357324 years since I had bothered to check the iTunes App Store for potential funtimes, I did a bit of browsing and bought snazzy game...

 
 
 
 

Dreamcast VMU gets new life as MP3 player

Spotted this on Engadget this morning. Little bit of a nostalgia twist for a new device. Someone managed to shove the new iPod nano into an old Dreamcast VMU. I have to say the old memory unit never looked better. Now only if they can s...

 
 
 
 

Gaming on the iPhone has me Hooked.

As someone who grew up with technology and always had the latest gaming systems (I’ve waited in line during system launches in good ol’ Wisconsin winter weather) one would think I’d be a little more accepting of it. However, I’m more akin ...

 
 
 
 

Final Fantasy Tactics IOS - No release today

FFT won't be released today :< “We are so sorry for confusing you. The wrong information about the FFT release date is spreading around somehow... It says the release date is to be September 15th but it's completely wrong. The release...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The best free iPhone games of today

Hi there, I'm Pizza Dude. Do you have an iPhone or an iPod touch? I do. Do you like games? I do. Do you like playing GAMES on your iPhone or iPod touch? I do. Do you want free games on your iPhone or iPod touch? I DO!!! If you've answered ...

 
 
 
 

Gamers Guide to Jailbreak- iPod Touch/iPhone/iPad

As gaming grows on Apple's iDevices (iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad), we might see more and more DToiders picking up these devices. So, for those of you with them, and those of you planning to get one, here's some tips on jailbreaking your iDevic...

 
 
 
 

ihas a new toy!

Yeah, I finally joined the Star Trek generation! I've never had a cell phone (never needed one), so I couldn't do the communicator thing, but with my web addiction I've been eyeing the IPad or an IPod touch (yeah, the maxi-Ipad or the mi...

 
 
 
 

Team Fortress 2 on Mac tomorrow.

Quickie here: FIIIIIIIINNAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLY! From the most recent blog post, Valve is finally releasing TF2 for Macs tomorrow. Hopefully tomorrow isn't in Valve time. It's my most played game on Steam and it's been brutal waiting. Now, ...

 
 
 
 

The Simpsons Arcade iPhone Quick Look

Ahh the Simpsons. The Simpsons games have been a roller coaster ride throughout my life. I believe there are over 25 different Simpsons games, I can’t tell them apart any more. This new entry is sort of a remake of the classic arcade ver...

 
 
 
 

How much longer will your iPod last?

Been eyeing the new sucktacular Apple products like the gheyPod touch? What about that new Zune's that have been raising a few eyebrows? Well what is stopping you? Oh I know what it is, you already own an iPod and you don't want to sell it....

 
 
 
 

Sony has a new target for world domination?

Sony is having an uphill battle with fighting Nintendo and Microsoft in this video game war. But who says they have to fight them to win? What if there was another company they could fight and end up winning? Since Sony is a multi-facet com...

 
 
 
 

Screw you Apple and your LAME new iPod Touch

Yeah, I said it! And I am proud and stand by it. I love Apple products ever since I started using them. My 20" iMac has served me well as well as my 30GB iPod Video but when you release this...this GARBAGE, I lose faith in you. For those o...

 
 
 
 

TVersity Coming To An iPhone Near You

TVersity is a media streaming solution Xbox 360,PSP,PS3 and Wii. This allows people to watch videos from their computer on their iphones. The iPhone support is currently limited by a block against streaming video so the video has to be con...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

kviznos

just played through Blackguards for 10 hours and found out my build aint worth This is one of those games that almost always requires glancing at a moving

 
 
Electric Reaper

I hate vaporized perfume and I can smell that stench from yards away, and it overwhelms all other That stuff is nearly as nasty as the iodine used in dairy

 
 
Spiders For Christmas

Who is in charge of the next chapter for the book were writing and where is it, you lazy bum?

 
 
Shinkz

back to being horribly sick Wont be able to see my doctor until next My hospital appointments came in for the 31st of December so I guess thats where Ill be spending the end of this

 
 
WILFoftheblues

Ever been so disgusted with yourself? Im there This is me on our honeymoon almost 18 years To be that fit The twins and being a diabetic has changed that for I need to take control of my health I like food!

 
 
Agent9

Congrats @Xeo for winning this years favorite things prize (entry saved from Send me a PM so we can work it A blog will be up as well with many other gifts for the community to

 
 
DeadTheHallsWithBoughsOfGar64

I woke up and thought today was So turned around its

 
 
Double Monocles

I need to get a headset/mic for my new Any suggestions?

 
 
Dreggsao

Right now in this moment I feel If you would point at this post and laugh about me you would be

 
 
hLargeNavidad4

The 3D on Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate for 3DS is amazing and worth the purchase *This opinion is entirely Your own or others opinion may

 
 
JuIc3

Both cats are smothering my crotch right Its incredibly

 
 
Greentinsel214

Im REALLY glad that JJ Abrams is returning for Episode I enjoyed The Last Jedi on the whole, Ill put spoiler thoughts in the Do not open until youve seen the

 
 
TheCoolFreezer

Why can’t people just tell you what they want for Christmas? It’s so cunfuzzling

 
 
TheCoolFreezer

Why can’t people just tell you what they want for Christmas? It’s so cunfuzzling

 
 
FakeChristmasTree

Speaking of Dragon Quest, this arc of Gintama that parodies said series and Nintendo is easily among my favorites of this show so <3

 
 
Krampus Chrimbus

FINALLY got myself back into DQ:VIII on Just got Red as an option on my why she have to be 5 levels below everyone else tho? I hate when a late game party addition isnt just matched to your existing teams level - now I dont want to use

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Gamestop has a PS4 sale with some good deals in Im gonna get Kingdom Hearts ETC for Im going out for the limited edition, since its the same Bump!

 
 
iam16bit

#GamingFactOfTheDay

 
 
Mike Sounders

Tchaikovsky yes

 
 
BigDoniel

NVGR but a cool video on Its Always Sunny in Absolutely love this show, its the perfect example of how to do something that should be horrific and make it funny, such a clever

 
 
dephoenix

Was anyone else aware that there is a Spongebob Squarepants BROADWAY MUSICAL?! WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!

 
 
Dreggsao

I get unnecessarily angry when I hear the IZ version of Sometimes over the Why did he jumble the lyrics to the point of them being nonsense?

 
 
Bass

The A Hat in Time instruction manual really makes me want to try playing it with the

 
 
CblogRecaps

The Recap team might soon be in need of sweet blood, fresh blood, new blood to fill our If youre potentially interested in being a recapper why not inquire below?

 
 
Michformer

Tweaked the lighting some more Golly, everything’s alone dont do the Coolidge Institute So I made a video showcasing the newly realized atmosphere of the (Song is Auldale - Thief: Deadly

 
 
JuIc3

Saw Episode VIII, it was pretty I am somewhat annoyed by some of the immature, insensitive backlash that various users are giving on sites like Tl;dr go watch it for

 
 
Kerrik52

Only one Sunday until Chris-mas!

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

That was The Emoji Movie and Both of them were indeed very bad-and regrettably the bad kind of bad, where theyre so dull its Interestingly one of them has the last of us in it and both of them were made by Garbage

 
 
AdmiralAckbong

Went out last night and had a great But Im about to go to work for my 6am shift and Im still Damn

 
 
Dennis Carden

So, heres a quick The original Steins;Gate is currently discounted on the App In English and Its still a little expensive for an iOS game (around $12), but its definitely worth playing if youre into

 
 
Mike Deer Fker Martin

Thought this was

 
 
Retrofraction

Well I just saw the new Starwars film with my was okay, I don’t know what to

 
 
Flegma

In response to Oridan: Tonttu as performed by Rajaton (lyrics are a translation of Viktor Rydbergs A house-elf/gnome in a winter Nothing about Christmas in it,

 
 
Giftmour

So, I have a silly little Would anyone here care to dub themselves hip-hoppin over my instrumental cover of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme? Download link in the

 
 
an Oridan in a pear tree

Whats your favorite Christmas song(s)? This is one of my favorites, Jolevise by Norwegian folk singer Odd

 
 
Shoggoth2588

I wanted to do secret Santa this year but Im just not in a great place at the Next year

 
 
Greentinsel214

One word review of The Last Jedi: Milk

 
 
Electric Reaper

If youre feeling stressed, and youre at home with a furry pet mammal (like a cat, dog, or bunny), try petting them for several It can be an effective way to calm down, especially if the animal is

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

my dad bought me Battlefront II today so that we could play we sunk in a couple of hours into the game its a lot of

 
 
Marcel Hoang

Im obsessed with Quad City DJ remixes

 
 
homeoftheSinningSantablues

The Empire interfered with the 2014 Sochi Winter #StarWarsSpoilers

 
 
dephoenix

Another thing I forgot about Okami is that theres one song in it that is super creepy and makes me very, very Its called Mysterious Power and it haunts #SpookyMusicToid

 
 
ALinkToTheDan

This book is

 
 
hester2

Oh hey, the storys picking Lets throw in a confusing map, narrow paths the AI falls off of, and a horseshit difficulty spike! - The people who made Chapter 7 of Xenoblade

 
 
iam16bit

I really need to stop posting these things so

 
 
Tohsaka

If you want to spoof a Japanese account and have a PS4, Dissidia NT is getting an open beta Might end up having one in the US too but thats yet to be

 
 
Raiku Santaford

I forgot how good Okami

 
 
taterchimp

I do not wish to evade the world, yet I will forever build my own

 
 
hLargeNavidad4

Good God do I hate wrapping Nevermind 50 of

 
 
SpielerDad

At a wedding I wasn’t too keen at first, but 5 vodkas later, I’m feeling