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My Kickstarter project

Here's a bit of shamless selfpromotion. I launched a Kickstarter project for an iPad leather envelope case and mustache stand: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/blackheartindustries/leather-envelope-case-and-mustache-stand-for-ipad Pl...

 
 
 
 

the rhyming reviewer: tiny wings

surely now of many blogs mine cannot the worst even though this post i'm making is to be my very first what is needed out of me to make a blog stand out? some way of showing dexterousness and a reviewer's clout destructoid long has been a ...

 
 
 
 

Sorry, dear. I'm still in love with Marathon

I still compare a singular gaming experience to all others after 17 years since it was first released. The Marathon series holds a special place in the hearts of many a Macintosh gamer. I, on the other hand, am an utter fanatic. The gam...

 
 
 
 

My first iPhone game is now live - Cherry Picker iOS

Hey all, I just wanted to announce that my first iPhone game is now live on the app store: Cherry Picker iOS (the name Cherry Picker was already taken). Actually, it's been live for over a month now, but I wanted to get clearance here to ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Don't Touch My Touch!

Almost a week ago my very first "official" MP3 player arrived in the mail. I say "official" because technically my cell phone is a phone that just happens to have an MP3 player built in. I used the MP3 player on my phone, but not very much,...

 
 
 
 

I Was a Teenage Gamer - 007 - 29/12/2010

I Was a Teenage Gamer is the daily journal of an extremely competent young man pursuing his goal of becoming a staff member at his favorite independent gaming blog, Destructoid. Beginning on his 19th birthday, he embarks on the adventure of...

 
 
 
 

iPhone Game Kerplinkus Equals Funtimes

Hello, organisms. Having recently found this neat iPhone-focused gaming blog and realizing it had been 36357324 years since I had bothered to check the iTunes App Store for potential funtimes, I did a bit of browsing and bought snazzy game...

 
 
 
 

Dreamcast VMU gets new life as MP3 player

Spotted this on Engadget this morning. Little bit of a nostalgia twist for a new device. Someone managed to shove the new iPod nano into an old Dreamcast VMU. I have to say the old memory unit never looked better. Now only if they can s...

 
 
 
 

Gaming on the iPhone has me Hooked.

As someone who grew up with technology and always had the latest gaming systems (Ive waited in line during system launches in good ol Wisconsin winter weather) one would think Id be a little more accepting of it. However, Im more akin ...

 
 
 
 

Final Fantasy Tactics IOS - No release today

FFT won't be released today :< We are so sorry for confusing you. The wrong information about the FFT release date is spreading around somehow... It says the release date is to be September 15th but it's completely wrong. The release...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The best free iPhone games of today

Hi there, I'm Pizza Dude. Do you have an iPhone or an iPod touch? I do. Do you like games? I do. Do you like playing GAMES on your iPhone or iPod touch? I do. Do you want free games on your iPhone or iPod touch? I DO!!! If you've answered ...

 
 
 
 

Gamers Guide to Jailbreak- iPod Touch/iPhone/iPad

As gaming grows on Apple's iDevices (iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad), we might see more and more DToiders picking up these devices. So, for those of you with them, and those of you planning to get one, here's some tips on jailbreaking your iDevic...

 
 
 
 

ihas a new toy!

Yeah, I finally joined the Star Trek generation! I've never had a cell phone (never needed one), so I couldn't do the communicator thing, but with my web addiction I've been eyeing the IPad or an IPod touch (yeah, the maxi-Ipad or the mi...

 
 
 
 

Team Fortress 2 on Mac tomorrow.

Quickie here: FIIIIIIIINNAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLY! From the most recent blog post, Valve is finally releasing TF2 for Macs tomorrow. Hopefully tomorrow isn't in Valve time. It's my most played game on Steam and it's been brutal waiting. Now, ...

 
 
 
 

The Simpsons Arcade iPhone Quick Look

Ahh the Simpsons. The Simpsons games have been a roller coaster ride throughout my life. I believe there are over 25 different Simpsons games, I cant tell them apart any more. This new entry is sort of a remake of the classic arcade ver...

 
 
 
 

How much longer will your iPod last?

Been eyeing the new sucktacular Apple products like the gheyPod touch? What about that new Zune's that have been raising a few eyebrows? Well what is stopping you? Oh I know what it is, you already own an iPod and you don't want to sell it....

 
 
 
 

Sony has a new target for world domination?

Sony is having an uphill battle with fighting Nintendo and Microsoft in this video game war. But who says they have to fight them to win? What if there was another company they could fight and end up winning? Since Sony is a multi-facet com...

 
 
 
 

Screw you Apple and your LAME new iPod Touch

Yeah, I said it! And I am proud and stand by it. I love Apple products ever since I started using them. My 20" iMac has served me well as well as my 30GB iPod Video but when you release this...this GARBAGE, I lose faith in you. For those o...

 
 
 
 

TVersity Coming To An iPhone Near You

TVersity is a media streaming solution Xbox 360,PSP,PS3 and Wii. This allows people to watch videos from their computer on their iphones. The iPhone support is currently limited by a block against streaming video so the video has to be con...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

JetterMars

Dont you hate it when youre trying to save the world and some giant celestial mannequin head kills your party in 3 turns?

 
 
Tohsaka

This is when Tressa goes

 
 
Dreggsao

I would never have thought that Swords & Soldiers 2 is such a hot topic around these parts that the comment section had to be

 
 
Electric Reaper

Thats Layers of Fear done, dusted, and I havent written a Cblog in a while, and it will appear Darksiders 2, show me what a real fucking game is all

 
 
Tohsaka

All right, Ive got 33 hours down in Octopath now with two chapters cleared on How the hell do you beat this game in 36 hours, Kotaku?

 
 
Marcel Hoang

I decided to make space and spare cash by selling my Wii U and everything from that generation, but I held onto Muramasa and Mad World because I legitimately think I’d never see them

 
 
Laid Back Gundy

Purchasing the Nichijou Blu-ray was the best financial decision Ive made since I bought the Kemono Friends

 
 
Chris Moyse

Sorry for photo spam, last one, me and one of muh fave players, Ricki Ortiz, didnt know she was competing this weekend so was a cool We lookin good!

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

In life, its important to seek new experiences, to broaden ones horizons, expand ones Having finally tried butt chugging pancake batter for the first time yesterday, and a dozen times since, I can say confidently that I had no life before

 
 
ScionVyse

Oh, and this is basically the

 
 
ScionVyse

I just spent the last half hour fixing my phones It was a pretty simple fix, but Im just glad I have a phone that can be disassembled pretty easily, otherwise I may have had to get it replaced or repaired at a shop, and thats

 
 
SrChurros

A very late #selfiesaturdayonsunday Went earlier today at my moms place and met an old I miss this guy so much :(

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

In-game, I favor the Long Blade and Insect In comment sections, the

 
 
able to think

I made out like a bandit at a local used game store!

 
 
Bit By 8 Bit

I liked No Mans Sky when it first came I can understand why many didnt, but I enjoyed the The NEXT update looks amazing though! Might actually be able to openly be a fan of the game without bitter insults every 3

 
 
CaptainDustTree

The writing in Olberic’s 2nd quest has truly sold me on the Not the story itself, but the little bits of info about weaknesses that Cyrus’s inspections give you on every member of the town is so simple but

 
 
Tohsaka

Damn dolphin in the crops

 
 
Steel Squirrel

I was going through some old games today and realized I have two copies of Tenchu Wrath of Heaven for What do you do with extra copies of games? Will the PS5 play PS2 games? Should I even keep my PS2 games? Theres too much to think about

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Platinums upcoming Granblue Fantasy RPG is getting a Western I left the gameplay trailer showcased a while

 
 
ScionVyse

Welp, I guess Im not playing any games online I was using a mobile internet thing since it was my only option, but Rogers decided to halve my monthly usage with no price 55gb for 160 bucks a month? No fucking thank

 
 
Virtua Kazama

I think for Encore Mode, I should play the game normally first, then focus on Emeralds The Special Stages are more difficult than Mania Modes and I wont want to spend an entire episode getting them

 
 
WILFoftheblues

Have a Its rare Im not making a silly face in Here is one of the

 
 
Lex

Well, I just came home from a kids birthday so a fitting #Striptoid

 
 
JcDent

Since taking cities in Beyond Earth is a drag, I specialize in scorched

 
 
LinkSlayer64

So the place I work at has a Fabrication Lab that is currently free for the staff to make use As part of upgrading their computers, I learned to use a lot of the machines, and have done a bunch of fun Heres my More details

 
 
lordxmugen

If you have a heart, or youre having a bad day and you want to read something that will make you feel good, try Somali to Mori no Or Somali and the Forrest Probably one of the most heartwarming mangas Ive read in

 
 
Lawman

Hopefully the start of something

 
 
taterchimp

#StripToid (Edit: Also, streaming Hollow Knight @taterchimp on twitch)

 
 
Adzuken

Just finished From Softwares Lost Kingdoms on I actually liked it, though it is a tremendously unbalanced game, especially towards the

 
 
Mike Sounders

Hot takes on G-Saviour and Wing in the

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Its been a long time coming but I finally finished Quake I had the N64 version as a kid but barely got anywhere with I initially didnt like it because it was too different from 1, but it gets better as it That human processing level! Yikes

 
 
Gajknight

Last thing I remember, I was, running for the I had to find the passage back to the place I was Relax said the night man, We are programmed to You can check out any time you you can never leave! (Amazing guitar part)

 
 
Kyle Yadlosky

#striptoid

 
 
Occams

*Bites lower lip*

 
 
Chris Moyse

JWong was in the Super Turbo tourney with me, but was in a different bracket LUCKY FOR

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

#striptoid Because shes a good comic person

 
 
Osc

I dig her style, the aesthetic of the video, and the song is chill all #musictoid | Billie Eilish - you should see me in a

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid Take 2, since Limo is fucking

 
 
Boxman214

#StripToid

 
 
Chris Moyse

Beauty & THE BEAST

 
 
AvtrSpirit

Kingdom Hearts Orchestra was It made me remember exactly why I love that I had tears in my The music tied so many themes together, that one could almost believe that everything made

 
 
FakePlasticTree

One thing I like doing with Kingdom Hearts is to beat the entire game using only the Kingdom Key on Really puts you to the test using magic as well as summons in

 
 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid

 
 
BigDoniel

Its so surreal to see Tiger Woods genuinely competing for a major Pretty damn

 
 
EdgyDude

Plague of Shadows is a nice little twist on Shovel It really took me some effort to get accustomed to the more tricky combat, specially aerial

 
 
Logeon

Popular around the network: A Month-Old Article With No Comments

 
 
Neronium

While not a selfie, Alphadeus did make a song for :D

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

The only good selfie i ever Im gross and at work rn, so imma cheat #selfietoid

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Gonna have a lot less time for games my new full time job as a programmer starts tomorrow! Feeling nervous and excited and all sorts of things, but Im looking forward to it! Not feeling anxious over money should help with writing, too!

 
 
Czar Kazem

I was too lazy yesterday but heres a pre-sunday-breakfast #selfietoid because I wanna join all of you beautiful people