Community Blogs


My Kickstarter project

Here's a bit of shamless selfpromotion. I launched a Kickstarter project for an iPad leather envelope case and mustache stand: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/blackheartindustries/leather-envelope-case-and-mustache-stand-for-ipad Pl...


the rhyming reviewer: tiny wings

surely now of many blogs mine cannot the worst even though this post i'm making is to be my very first what is needed out of me to make a blog stand out? some way of showing dexterousness and a reviewer's clout destructoid long has been a ...


Sorry, dear. I'm still in love with Marathon

I still compare a singular gaming experience to all others after 17 years since it was first released. The Marathon series holds a special place in the hearts of many a Macintosh gamer. I, on the other hand, am an utter fanatic. The gam...


My first iPhone game is now live - Cherry Picker iOS

Hey all, I just wanted to announce that my first iPhone game is now live on the app store: Cherry Picker iOS (the name Cherry Picker was already taken). Actually, it's been live for over a month now, but I wanted to get clearance here to ...


Don't Touch My Touch!

Almost a week ago my very first "official" MP3 player arrived in the mail. I say "official" because technically my cell phone is a phone that just happens to have an MP3 player built in. I used the MP3 player on my phone, but not very much,...


I Was a Teenage Gamer - 007 - 29/12/2010

I Was a Teenage Gamer is the daily journal of an extremely competent young man pursuing his goal of becoming a staff member at his favorite independent gaming blog, Destructoid. Beginning on his 19th birthday, he embarks on the adventure of...


iPhone Game Kerplinkus Equals Funtimes

Hello, organisms. Having recently found this neat iPhone-focused gaming blog and realizing it had been 36357324 years since I had bothered to check the iTunes App Store for potential funtimes, I did a bit of browsing and bought snazzy game...


Dreamcast VMU gets new life as MP3 player

Spotted this on Engadget this morning. Little bit of a nostalgia twist for a new device. Someone managed to shove the new iPod nano into an old Dreamcast VMU. I have to say the old memory unit never looked better. Now only if they can s...


Gaming on the iPhone has me Hooked.

As someone who grew up with technology and always had the latest gaming systems (Ive waited in line during system launches in good ol Wisconsin winter weather) one would think Id be a little more accepting of it. However, Im more akin ...


Final Fantasy Tactics IOS - No release today

FFT won't be released today :< We are so sorry for confusing you. The wrong information about the FFT release date is spreading around somehow... It says the release date is to be September 15th but it's completely wrong. The release...


The best free iPhone games of today

Hi there, I'm Pizza Dude. Do you have an iPhone or an iPod touch? I do. Do you like games? I do. Do you like playing GAMES on your iPhone or iPod touch? I do. Do you want free games on your iPhone or iPod touch? I DO!!! If you've answered ...


Gamers Guide to Jailbreak- iPod Touch/iPhone/iPad

As gaming grows on Apple's iDevices (iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad), we might see more and more DToiders picking up these devices. So, for those of you with them, and those of you planning to get one, here's some tips on jailbreaking your iDevic...


ihas a new toy!

Yeah, I finally joined the Star Trek generation! I've never had a cell phone (never needed one), so I couldn't do the communicator thing, but with my web addiction I've been eyeing the IPad or an IPod touch (yeah, the maxi-Ipad or the mi...


Team Fortress 2 on Mac tomorrow.

Quickie here: FIIIIIIIINNAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLY! From the most recent blog post, Valve is finally releasing TF2 for Macs tomorrow. Hopefully tomorrow isn't in Valve time. It's my most played game on Steam and it's been brutal waiting. Now, ...


The Simpsons Arcade iPhone Quick Look

Ahh the Simpsons. The Simpsons games have been a roller coaster ride throughout my life. I believe there are over 25 different Simpsons games, I cant tell them apart any more. This new entry is sort of a remake of the classic arcade ver...


How much longer will your iPod last?

Been eyeing the new sucktacular Apple products like the gheyPod touch? What about that new Zune's that have been raising a few eyebrows? Well what is stopping you? Oh I know what it is, you already own an iPod and you don't want to sell it....


Sony has a new target for world domination?

Sony is having an uphill battle with fighting Nintendo and Microsoft in this video game war. But who says they have to fight them to win? What if there was another company they could fight and end up winning? Since Sony is a multi-facet com...


Screw you Apple and your LAME new iPod Touch

Yeah, I said it! And I am proud and stand by it. I love Apple products ever since I started using them. My 20" iMac has served me well as well as my 30GB iPod Video but when you release this...this GARBAGE, I lose faith in you. For those o...


TVersity Coming To An iPhone Near You

TVersity is a media streaming solution Xbox 360,PSP,PS3 and Wii. This allows people to watch videos from their computer on their iphones. The iPhone support is currently limited by a block against streaming video so the video has to be con...






Holy shit you I got into my top-choice PhD Oh my fucking god I am still freaking

CaimDark Reloaded

This is serious, fish were hurt might just be the best line Ive heard this


I have been trying to not spam my etsy stuff as much and keep it on Twitter and But this is just so cute!I wanted to share it here

Rico the Penguin
Pixie The Fairy

Almost to the level I can upgrade my katana to a Eureka Anemos relic, but for now I have fully upgraded my head, body and hand Now that I can recolor it and have become a silver


Hi, just made this account to say that your Communuity Staff member known as Bass is really bad and you should probably leave him in a corner, Also Yaguuzer is not cool and old men with shotguns are,

Laid Back Gundy



Gots a new blog up about history in games and my own sordid, obsessive, amna-esque love affair with Read it, before the sands of time consign it to the past as they will with all works of man


ICYMI: Katamari Damacy vinyls are going on sale today at noon CST (about 1 hour!) at on sale now!

Mike Martin

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people, and a good friend:


Hot Take: I like games and have seen some nice ass

Sir Shenanigans

I’ve been really down on Dad of War, largely due to my indifference towards the previous games, but this really grabs my 4/20 might be *lit* for more reason than one!


Hot Take: I like ass and have nice video

Electric Reaper

Wes Likes Bunny Girls Wednesday

Spiders For Sale

Where can I watch Babylon 5?


Click here for the full thing


Finally, all of the Blacklights are painted! Come have a look

Mike Martin



BORN TO Life is a Moe em I am weeb trash 410,757,864,530 DEAD #WesLovesBunnyGirlsWednesday




#songcoverwednesday I havent done one of these in awhile, so here you As much as I love the original song by Tears for Fears, this version is superior in almost every It is haunting and


Someones at the Oh my, arent you the cutest little thing? Please, make yourself at


My dudes look amazing with these Versatile Terrain name Im talking them up so much, I wish VT was paying

Plain Dere

Hot I like video games and I have a nice ass


I interviewed Ian Dallas, the Creative Director of What Remains of Edith SQUEEL! Listen, if youd like, at my podcast:

On Air Fish

For my boy #Splatunes

Keiichi Morisato

i wanted to share this in commemoration of the release of Ni No Kuni II: Revenant i managed to get the Wizards Edition of the game years ago when it launched, man i was so happy, it was also the first CE that i

Dangus Taargus

I just finished up another run of Shovel Knights campaign, and then went into Plague Knight because Ive only done it once and OMG is it so much better than I remember! I love how much depth there is to his Seriously though King of Cards NOW!!!


Happy second day of


Someday Im going to make a serious attempt at building a successful city in SimCity 2000 instead of just giving up on it after a half-hour when it doesnt make a I think the trick is to not give every department a 100%


Working from home today due to the School is closed and daycare is shutting down early, so trying to do this with four kids running My wife also needs to Pretty sure this is one of those battles that is lost before it


Good morning! Here is a beautifully crafted music video with top notch CG effects for you guys/gals:


Berserk on Hiatus again after one of the worst god damn cliff hangers Come On Miura, I am ALL about the artist getting their due rest/pays but this is almost


So, Better Call Sauls S3 finisher is definitely the You cant do this to sort of Who has two thumbs and needs a hug?


Daniel Bryan getting medically cleared to wrestle again really brightened my day (and Im sure his as


I am not robot please @alisawert


I just found out I can very easily make my own gifs on my phone :)


This is both a masterpiece and a What have I done?!


Calling it now; Teostras gonna replace Reba McEntire as the next Colonel


So The Incredibles 2, a Pixar movie is getting a tie-in comic Now since Pixar is owned by Disney, and Disney owns Marvel, youd assume theyd be doing NOPE! Its Dark What the fuck?


Is there a cut of Masters of the Universe where all of Skeletors lines are dubbed over by Alan Oppenheimer or a sound alike? I love this movie and that Skeletor but I miss the goofier


The good shit


I wonder if the morons who hurl abuse at new players in multiplayer games realise theyre the reasons that so many games If winning a random matchmaking game is so important to you that all human decency evaporates then ye really need to get a

Mike Sounders

This video is the perfect example of regret right

Sun Streaker

Grats to Fatshark for their sales so far on Vermintide So far theyve managed to outsell the entirety of the original Vermintide in terms of revenue on PC only so