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Monkey Ninja Attack take TWO!

I just received a grand gift in my inbox. It was a desktop image made with me in mind, I feel so loved! Especially if you saw one of my previous Awesome T-Shirt Thursdays! It has to be seen to be cherished! Photo has been shrunk and alte...

 
 
 
 

Kung-Fu Panda game is the next big thing!

I don't know if it is cause I am still asleep or not going to work today or just cause I freakin' LOVE Ninjas but this game/movie looks to be....ZOMGPONIES! Just watch this trailer. Is that Jack Black? IT IS! The game be so much better i...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Awesome T-Shirt Thursday

Last week I did up a post with my KILLER t-shIrt! I found a new gem this weekend that I think you should check out. It embodies that which I love (No, not Resi, Samus or HL2). What else is there? Hmmm, how about NINJAS! And Monkey NINJA...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The DTOID PIZZA Revisited.

When you spend to much time on Destructoid and your hungry you make a pizza. This Pizza was featured on Destructoid before but I thought I should bring it back and show the new people in the community. First things first the DTOID PIZZA BE...

 
 
 
 

Resident Evil: Extinction, the crows attack!

Are you excited for this movie? I know I am not! I will still see it in the theaters though cause I am a Resi fiend. So what do I got here? How about a 2 and half minute long clip of crows attacking from the movie? You like? Come get! I t...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Kids Use Sledgehammer To Steal Game

I appreciate rabid videogame fandom more than most people, but even I think these Wisconsin kids took their game-love a little far. Surveillance cameras in a Milwaukee Target recently caught a couple of kids (as young as 11; Just lookit th...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Talking Dinosaurs Discuss Company Fanboyism

Direct Link in case the image is broken. I'm a huge fan of Ryan North's Dinosaur Comics, and felt the urge to share this recent one with you. There's plenty more video game related comics in the archives, your best bet is to search for ...

 
 
 
 

Mxyzptlk Plushies, Thai Lady Boys, and Dragon Bears.

Yeah yeah, it's been a couple weeks since I last blogged. I've been really busy wrestling tigers in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh. And if you think "wrestling tigers in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh" is a clever euphemis...

 
 
 
 

Old Man Murray, You Are Missed

(Sorry for bumping this, but the formatting went all screwy when someone made sneaky but not unexpected edits to my post. Being the anal retentive bastard I am, I couldn't leave it alone.) NOTE: Some of the links in this blog are NSFW. ...

 
 
 
 

ZOMG BOOBIES

There are no boobies, sorry. Okay, you can have these because I feel bad for tricking you. I don't have much to say right now; I'm in the midst of working out a blog post which will ROCK YOUR FACE (or more likely not). But I did want to ...

 
 
 
 

OH HAI GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BLOG!!?!?

Hi, I'm Mxyzptlk. And it's pronounced "miks-yez-pit-lik" before you ask. You probably know me from my prolific and annoying front page comments and forum posts. I first got sucked into Destructoid right before e3 2006, when a link from K...

 
 
 
 

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Gamemaniac3434

Musing on Cyberpunk 2077, Im relatively excited for Ive always enjoyed the cyberpunk aesthetic and the Witcher 3 was pretty swell so Id be up for seeing how CDPR does with it especially now that Ive been replaying Deus Ex MD which is still great

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Calling it now: Final Fantasy VII-R Episode 2 is going to be called Kalm but in reality, its just going to be an HD Remake of Crisis Core only you play as Cloud instead of Zack and every so often you see Tifa in the present shift, 04/2021

 
 
Wes Tacos

At Adzukens behest, I am playing A Link to the Past for the first time Why are these shrubs exploding when I whack them with my sword? Also, if you have any tips to make my life easier, please

 
 
Megas75

Im gonna be honest, Final Fantasy VIII Remastered was one of my favorite Especially after the rumblings that Square lost the source code, I wasnt expecting it, but in the end that got a huge cheer from me, it means a lot to me

 
 
Mike Sounders

I diiiid it

 
 
Electric Reaper

Maps designed with cramped corridors, annoying monster closets, and super precarious walk ways? No

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Finally picked up Dad of Boy thanks to the PSN After exploring the Lake a little, I am convinced Ive made a very good

 
 
Zer0t0nin

Where mah wabbits at?

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Played the Ray series RayForce is one of my new all time favorites, RayStorm was also amazing, RayCrisis not Oh man RayForce though! The first two games were just plain I dont know how else to describe

 
 
Scrustle

Potentially spicy take: The Crush40 music for SA1&2 were and still are legitimately good and they only went bad after that

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

Finally picked up a PS4 Pro, it is used, and I traded in my PS4 slim, but I finally own Looking forward to taking advantage of the extra features in

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Me at any game ever

 
 
indigit4l

Wrote a review for Howards new All he does is apologize for years of great radio, try to convince non-fans hes acceptable now, and rewrites history to make himself looks as good as Amazon accepted my lengthy review, picture an

 
 
Silver the 3rd

Heres a reactionary playing cyberpunk to get Remember, if youre going to complain about something make sure its actually what youre complaining about

 
 
JetterMars

Ive been framed!

 
 
Fivefinger Delta

Lets play a game – pick one game to forget from your memory so you can experience it again for the first time and one game to forget from our collective memory so the world never has to experience it thus bringing about world

 
 
Electric Reaper

I really hope this game is It kinda reminds me of Metal

 
 
Voex

I hang out with some very mature

 
 
ShadeOfLight

At this point I feel like I’ve seen everything of Cadence of for any of the There’s a lot more overworld exploration and puzzling than I Pretty neat!

 
 
Flanx

So I got past the area I was stuck on in Sekiro but I think Im going to stop Im not feeling any enjoyment playing it so I think thats a good enough Guess its just not my kinda game, I feel

 
 
Electric Reaper

I see Yahtzee is as cynical as

 
 
Goemar

Really tempted to buy Okami on the Switch while its on sale regardless of owning it on everything else

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

FFXVs chapter 13 is sooooo Cant wait for it to be Its like they had a design meeting that went: hey, how do we add some variety to the experience? I know, lets take away the very best parts of the game for a couple Brilliant!

 
 
Jetter Mars

Im Jetter Mars and I can beat Contra without the Konami 💪

 
 
JcDent

SHINY AND uh SILVER since chromium use hasnt been invented yet

 
 
Tricerapops

Perfect Dark Zero inhabits approximately Zero percent of peoples favorite gaming moments, Cheeky

 
 
taterchimp

Whats your approach for a character builder? I try to make mine in the complete opposite For instance, my Shepard was a fish eyed, pencil mustached, pink armored, hero

 
 
Spiders For Sale

Pontiff Knights

 
 
Silver the 3rd

I can hear the sax

 
 
absolutfreak

This is going to be Glad I showed up a couple minutes before opening, because the were plenty of others just as eager to get their hands on Ill post some results later!

 
 
Soulbow

#SiegeSaturday also since I know everyone was asking to see it, theres a picture of my G-Fuel stash in the Hope everyones having a good

 
 
Boxman214

So when are we gonna get E4?

 
 
chlmera

I would literally give my balls to just have BOTW 2 rn

 
 
Fivefinger Delta

Does anyone else have a problem buying games? I um and ah for so long I end up not buying anything and just playing the games Ive been playing for the past 10 I have bought 2 games this year and borrowed

 
 
mullon

The internet art community is going nuts over these two new Pokemon ladies, a swimmer lady and a sweater

 
 
Tricerapops

Bout time for YEAH! This is an XBONE S, KI, Rare Replay, DA: Inquisition, and a year of $200!!!

 
 
Kerrik52

I finally went back to System While it is clunky as hell, I cant deny that its really immersive and Current status:

 
 
Electric Reaper

Bernie has been fighting so long to improve the lives of countless He would make a great

 
 
Alex Heat

I meant to post this like six hours ago, but whoops, power outage due to rain!

 
 
Tricerapops

People invoking the specter of the sanctity of Claptraps voicework out of one side of their mouths and saying how much they hate Claptrap out of the #DarksidersGenesis

 
 
NakedBigBoss

Just meeting the voice of some of my fave video game characters, no

 
 
Rudorlf

Timmy, please get your own PR team Youre going to embarrass the third-party devs under your store, and insulted other devs who wants to work with other stores And its certainly not in your favor amid the controversy surrounding your

 
 
Cygnus Rush 961

Whelp Nvidias GeForce Experience Screenshot function is a bit borked Heres the evidence from my end:

 
 
JcDent

Why do we have Twitter sign in but not Twitter embeds?

 
 
Pizza in a Tangle

Despite my initial reservations, after listening to the full album a few times, I think I can safely say Gold & Grey is my 2nd favorite Baroness album (behind NOTHING tops Heres my favorite

 
 
indigit4l

Flixist review time! Sam Churros wrote a well intentioned review and maybe in like 5 years hell be chastised for The Dead Dont Die

 
 
JetterMars

Nicalis is teasing a physical release of Ikaruga on Switch and PS4! PLEASE BE SOON!

 
 
Xeo

Well, today was my wifes third back It went well, and shes recovering well, just in a lot of But goddamn, Im just completely Physically worn down from a week of very little sleep and mentally drained from the Need a