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Monkey Ninja Attack take TWO!

I just received a grand gift in my inbox. It was a desktop image made with me in mind, I feel so loved! Especially if you saw one of my previous Awesome T-Shirt Thursdays! It has to be seen to be cherished! Photo has been shrunk and alte...

 
 
 
 

Kung-Fu Panda game is the next big thing!

I don't know if it is cause I am still asleep or not going to work today or just cause I freakin' LOVE Ninjas but this game/movie looks to be....ZOMGPONIES! Just watch this trailer. Is that Jack Black? IT IS! The game be so much better i...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Awesome T-Shirt Thursday

Last week I did up a post with my KILLER t-shIrt! I found a new gem this weekend that I think you should check out. It embodies that which I love (No, not Resi, Samus or HL2). What else is there? Hmmm, how about NINJAS! And Monkey NINJA...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The DTOID PIZZA Revisited.

When you spend to much time on Destructoid and your hungry you make a pizza. This Pizza was featured on Destructoid before but I thought I should bring it back and show the new people in the community. First things first the DTOID PIZZA BE...

 
 
 
 

Resident Evil: Extinction, the crows attack!

Are you excited for this movie? I know I am not! I will still see it in the theaters though cause I am a Resi fiend. So what do I got here? How about a 2 and half minute long clip of crows attacking from the movie? You like? Come get! I t...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Kids Use Sledgehammer To Steal Game

I appreciate rabid videogame fandom more than most people, but even I think these Wisconsin kids took their game-love a little far. Surveillance cameras in a Milwaukee Target recently caught a couple of kids (as young as 11; Just lookit th...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Talking Dinosaurs Discuss Company Fanboyism

Direct Link in case the image is broken. I'm a huge fan of Ryan North's Dinosaur Comics, and felt the urge to share this recent one with you. There's plenty more video game related comics in the archives, your best bet is to search for ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Old Man Murray, You Are Missed

(Sorry for bumping this, but the formatting went all screwy when someone made sneaky but not unexpected edits to my post. Being the anal retentive bastard I am, I couldn't leave it alone.) NOTE: Some of the links in this blog are NSFW. ...

 
 
 
 

ZOMG BOOBIES

There are no boobies, sorry. Okay, you can have these because I feel bad for tricking you. I don't have much to say right now; I'm in the midst of working out a blog post which will ROCK YOUR FACE (or more likely not). But I did want to ...

 
 
 
 

OH HAI GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BLOG!!?!?

Hi, I'm Mxyzptlk. And it's pronounced "miks-yez-pit-lik" before you ask. You probably know me from my prolific and annoying front page comments and forum posts. I first got sucked into Destructoid right before e3 2006, when a link from K...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Mike Sounders

Chain of Memories Update: On floor 8 Gameplay is Story feels like a soulless attempt at trying to get Nintendo newcomer money while also appealing to those that played I-its not all the same we swear!

 
 
Electric Reaper

The Indominus Rex is seems like a Mary Sue of a murderous Also, the Gotham episode Let Them Eat Pie is the most disturbing TV episode Ive seen in a long

 
 
Osc

Watched It was entertaining and Not scary, and a bit campy at But I still loved the story and the ending was not something I was Good

 
 
Occams

This was my first Like my actual first Still running many, many moons later and gifted to someone who needed I kept the chrome skull shifter knob

 
 
Silver the 3rd

Kotaku gets called out for the garbage pail articles it publishes

 
 
Chris Hovermale

This screens a bit outdated, but Im feeling too lazy to update it I think Chapter 2 and 7 are very close ties for my favorites in gameplay, including their B-sides!

 
 
Michformer

In a span of a single day, I received more good news and finished my largest article yet (they keep getting Will have the former announced in the near-future and the latter published next

 
 
Boxman214

Hey dtoid

 
 
Frostyflakes

Vxxy and I are set to sling spells at each other in the next round of the BlondeBass Super Extravagant Magic Watch at EDIT: Because it was short gonna stream Siege with Limo and a drunk Probably monologue for

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Well, I tried to fix my TV the same way I fixed PS4, which is to say, I let it rest for a day, tried to turn it on again and it magically No such luck this

 
 
taterchimp

DogToid

 
 
Dere

Playing through Dark Souls 2 Huh, turns out I really do quite like I know it gets lots of flak, but I thoroughly enjoy it

 
 
triggerpigking

Cats gonna

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Ive given Phantom Pain about 90 minutes, maybe 2 hours, and and I liked Ground Zeroes I remember being excited about this game pre-launch but actually playing it just does nothing positive for MGS1 is just the only one in the series I

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Welp, finished another read of a book that holds a lot of meaning for Found a copy of this book in my high school library due to random chance and it pushed me into Its been enlightening to return to it and see the concepts it

 
 
Chris Moyse

Amazing bodypainter Kay Pike (who I wrote about yonks ago) is currently painting one of my favourite characters of all time, Mortal Kombats Sindel :O Go check her out at:

 
 
On Air Fish

The Persona 5 level in Smash Ultimate makes me really hopeful for Persona 5 on

 
 
PhilKenSebben
 
 
lokhe

On a hunch I felt like reinstalling Dark Souls 3 and on the road home tonight I saw the most massive fucking blood moon Ive ever seen in my I think the universe is trying to reaffirm my

 
 
Fivefinger Delta

I think its time we took our relationship to the next level Im adding you to my bookmarks

 
 
Fuzunga

What do you guys think? Physical release? Next chapter? Both!?

 
 
KingofPangea

Happy Weed Day, ya filthy animals!

 
 
Games and Stuff

Just pre ordered MK 11 on Im looking forward to having fun getting my face smashed YOURE

 
 
Frostyflakes

Im down with #SiegeSaturday if it serves to weebify

 
 
NeoTurbo

Welp, Im going to be starting my new seasonal job at the carnival on Monday! So Im going to be away from home for sometimes weeks at a time, so there is a chance I wont be around as much to post and Wish me luck!

 
 
Seymour

Heres a good friend of mine, living the Twitch Hes one heck of a Always a positive

 
 
Kyle Yadlosky

Remember to always be yourself on the internet #selfietoid

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Get Dizzy responsibly, everyone! (said dizzyness at 2:53)

 
 
indigit4l

Teddy mean muggin the Me, I dont take many good #selfietoid & Ill post a few more in the Have a happy

 
 
Pizza in a Tangle
 
 
NeoTurbo

#selfietoid you say? Seems like a good chance to show off how long my hair is now! Bonus pic in the comments!

 
 
Tohsaka
 
 
Keiichi Morisato

My father gave me his copy of Spiderman, so far i have really enjoyed I am so GREATFUL that the game stars an older more well established version of the In the comics abd films he cant seem to get out of college and the daily

 
 
Soulbow

Happy 4/20 Glad were doing a #selfietoid on this

 
 
Boxman214

Graffiti found in the bathroom of the destructoid offices

 
 
SpielerDad

Going to a wedding today and it’s also Doobies (Check), flask (Check), stack of singles for tipping bar tender at the open bar An apology prepared in advance for my wife tomorrow

 
 
bong264

To believe a year from now it will be 4/20 all the time :P obligatory Afroman for today!

 
 
JcDent

Happy Easter - may Inkulinati be released soon-ish

 
 
Lord Spencer

Weekly Update, here are the games I am currently Those between bracket I am going to review when completed: - - -Stealth Inc 2: A Game of Clones (Wii U) -Yakuza 0 (PS4) -7th Dragon III Code: VFD (

 
 
Dango

#selfietoid I dont know how to rotate images when posting with my phone please help

 
 
Isay Isay

IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN

 
 
Chris Moyse

Have a good day Im hoping to something #selfietoid

 
 
hlarge4

I am bringing through The Simpsons with an open mind to see if it really does tank in quality or if its just the cool kids trying to be cool Season 4 and so far every episode is a masterpiece and holds up way better than I could have

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

If TV shows are to be believed, every home in the United States has bulletproof Rich countries really are something else!

 
 
PatBateman17

Sekiro update: killed a cow, painstakingly killed the Drunk’s followers then barely beat him, noped the hell out of places, stumbled upon a mountain crazy - I feel pretty accomplished so far and it hasn’t busted my balls too

 
 
Osc

Am Will watch Us Is bueno!

 
 
Aurachad

Cant join us for tonights D&D game as a player? Feel free to watch starting at 7:00 PM

 
 
Sailor Zebes

What did this to you?

 
 
PhilKenSebben

While I hope the upcoming adaptation of The Boys drops a lot of the F bombs (dont mean the cursing), it fucking better have

 
 
MeanderBot

I cant believe it took so long to find the perfect notification sound for my phone