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New Pocketoid Episode Records Tonight!

Hey guys! So, crackity jones (Addison) and I (Jordan) are recording a new episode of Pocketoid tonight! I don't know how to access Pocketoid's Dtoid account so I will just post this from my own for now. Anyway! This week we'll be talking ...

 
 
 
 

Comments of the Week: I have returned edition

Yoho Dtoid! A lots happened since Ive been doing real world stuff and not coming by here as much. It feels... smaller than before. And did we get rid of the trolls? This place seems pretty relatively troll free compared with before. May...

 
 
 
 

Video of the panel I did at PAX East

Remember that panel I talked about back in March? Well here's the video of it. I barely remember saying any of it, even five minutes after the panel was over. Many thanks to Derek Nolan of 2Old2Play for letting me be a part of it and fel...

 
 
 
 
 
 

[NEW HEADER] Like it?

Not great ot this design stuff, you like? Im also getting this error when I click on 'my posts' Warning: require(/home/home/destructoid/public_html/incl_envolve.phtml) [function.require]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory ...

 
 
 
 

Long time no see (E3 related fanart)

Hello, guys. I recently had a really serious problems in my life, so I didn't had time to write new posts in this blog. But I'm back on my feet again and shitpants excited for E3, so I drew a E3 related picture of Mr. Destructoid. Enjoy. B...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

How Joplin, MO and Dtoid come together

Last Sunday was the scariest day of my entire life. As some of you may have heard on the news Joplin, my home town, was hit by an F5 tornado and was one of the most deadliest tornadoes in US history. As surprising as it may seem even this d...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: Weekend Chatter

As is my duty and pleasure, I once again bring you my harvest of highlights from Destructoid's official live-stream channel. It's Monday, which means our focus is on the weekend line-up. Saturday Morning Hangover is kind of a big deal wi...

 
 
 
 

DTOID SWAG + TOMOPOP

I'm going to go ahead and start this off with saying; Money well wasted. I believe I earn bragging rights for the following images: Cp. DTOID leads his army to the front lines. Close up for the little guy! DTOID GET! I LOVE YOU TARA....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Corduroy Turtle's Caption Contest - RESULTS!!

I was completely blown away by the response to this contest! I guess when you dangle free games in front of a group of rabid video game lovers, it garners a response. Who knew? In fact, this contest was so fun that I will be using this...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: Weekendertainment

Though the weekend line-up on Destructoid's official live-stream channel is smaller than the rest of the week, it is still not to be missed. On Saturday Morning Hangover(10am-NoonPST) Dtoid editors Conrad Zimmerman and Jordan Devore play ...

 
 
 
 

Killzone inspired Destructoid shirt!

Hi! I suck! I've been very much in the shadows as of late and I hate that fact. After E3 I'm hoping to drop a majority of my editorial duties so I can refocus on what I love the most: The community! AND CONSUMER WHORISM! We actually hav...

 
 
 
 

FYI: Outer Heaven Temporary Home

Hey there, just a quickie... I know that's how you like it. We've taken up temporary residence for the Outer Heaven regulars on the same IRC server as #destructoid. That is: Server: irc.dynastynet.net:6667 Channel: #outerheaven Also...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: MASH TacticS Highlights

Once again, I bring you a selection of moments from Destructoid's live-stream channel. This time, the focus is on MASH TacticS. Mash Tactics airs over 20 hours a week, and every moment is packed with entertainment, but some moments are ju...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: 6K Followers Special Stream

This past Sunday(5/15/2011), MASH TacticS held a special 6 hour streaming event in honor of Destructoid's live channel breaching 6 thousand followers! Dr. Jesse "Tactix" Cortez and his brother Jesus joined Jon Carnage and Pico Mause in the ...

 
 
 
 

That Outer Heaven Chat Thing That People Talk About

BRUDDAH Chat has been going for a good couple of months now and it has easily become one of the reasons I come here. Even in the dead times of GMT mornings, there's usually someone awesome to talk to. I honestly believe the only person w...

 
 
 
 

Chit Chat: My Outer Heaven Experience

Everybody has a unique Destructoid story to tell. Some have been here since the beginning. Others migrated from different gaming blogs throughout the years. Some have even lurking in the shadows for many, many moons, waiting for the perfect...

 
 
 
 

Comment First, Read Later

So apparently there are some pretty sensitive people around these parts who would prefer to demagogue rather than discuss. I thought my post from last Friday would have been so outrageous and goofy that people would have either passed on...

 
 
 
 

Tommy Wiseautoid

Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch The Room. No. I've seen that fucking movie enough times. In fact, here's...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

RobsonC68704105

One more painted This one was painted using black automotive And the controls had the same

 
 
Electric Reaper

I had thought 20th century science had moved beyond pointless, unfounded I was Having male test subjects for a study about organs exclusive to woman is incredibly Also, that crappy nursing textbook is STILL on Right

 
 
Parismio

This is exactly what #TeamKush is:

 
 
Voltaic Owl

Me IRL: 30-something man with wife and kids and chest Me online:

 
 
LastKingofHearts

Video games to a Francis Bacon Commission life is Sorry for the poor lighting, hookah lounge and what not

 
 
chlmera

Is anyone else interested in that zelda like sparklite? It looks pretty I might get the special edition bc impulse

 
 
PhilKenSebben

My daughters growing up so Got her some new shoes and took her picture

 
 
Jetter Mars

Although I do like hand drawn art work in video games, theres just something about old-school spritework that makes me like it

 
 
Steel Squirrel

Finally finished The Last Guardian what a special Just left feeling like no other game has left me Man I love Uedas games so I cant wait to see whats to come next

 
 
Tohsaka

Disrespect

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

This remix of Station Square from Sonic Adventure is AWESOME!! It has a bit of an SA2 vibe to

 
 
taterchimp

Reached the 3rd Debating what I should do for my last All house characters? All mages?

 
 
PatBateman17

Ugh, idk when I became this indecisive gamer, but staring at the house choice in FE 3 Houses is legit stressing me out 😂 I know it’s stupid, but I’ll realistically only play the game Initially I’m drawn to Claude and the Golden

 
 
indigit4l

I gotta get my sleep schedule back on Made a good attempt to sleep by 1am last night but just lied there for an hour w/ pup and Got up and slammed some beers to try and help but So I played CS Source which was not a good

 
 
kevlarmonkey

They Might Be Giants have a song that describes every feeling Ive ever had # theymightbemonday

 
 
Electric Reaper

This looks like a lot of fun, even at such an early

 
 
Chris Moyse

Played Siege on PC with controller, literally took a ton of shit in chat from everyone for using a Stayed Went on to win, get MVP, and most kills of everyone on both Told em: Keep yer mouse SHES A TOXIC PHANTOM!

 
 
sp testure

Well all my characters on normal mode in Diablo 3 are up to level 70 Only a couple more trophies to go for Also anyone who is interested in a Gem of Ease rank 25 Ill be more than happy to donate your PSN name in the comments!

 
 
Cloudman Sam

Will instant Ramen ever get a more nutritional successor?

 
 
triggerpigking

Who here watches Steven Universe?, Lapis and Peridot were always my fav characters but they were always stuck in that dang barn without doing much in the plot, at-least put them in the

 
 
mullon

I wonder how the books based on Diablo

 
 
homeoftheblues

Poor baby has 4 bad teeth that needs pulled but they have to wait until both abscesses clear Vet said he was in extreme pain and severly dehydrated, but he got fluids, antibiotics, and pain He is now down to 5 pounds, he was 7 in Poor thing

 
 
Torguebow

This might be the most white boi rap ever but god damn does it get me

 
 
Major Toms Coffee Cup

I think death stranding looks fucking

 
 
Electric Reaper

This looks even more like Call of Doom than what the scrapped version of Doom 4 looked At least theyre arent playing Fortunate

 
 
Gajknight

Sony buying Insomniac was not too Should have happened a long time ago But Spiderman shifting over 13mil copies is pretty Fully deserves the success, such a fun Now make more Ratchet and Clank!

 
 
Vincentdante

I took a stroll back to one of the secrets from one of the Beta areas and there was a sweet new dev message :)

 
 
Riley1sCool
 
 
Raikus Magical Holidays

Proud I got a 95/100 on this

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Who would win in a fist-fight? An anthropomorphic personification of Ludonarrative Dissonance or an anthropomorphic personification of Reader-Response Theory? Lets assume theyre in a 711 parking lot at 2am, fighting over a

 
 
Boxman214

Geoff Keighley is such a freakin goober

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Boy was DMC V good

 
 
Gajknight

#MikeMondays

 
 
Boxman214

Cup Noodles has a new line of Stir Fry Just tried Its very Genuine innovation in the cupped instant noodle

 
 
Dere

#mikemondays

 
 
IneptMelonhead

Been a couple weeks since I posted, still playing a bunch of splatoon, got back into hollow knight for the bus ride and played a little botw after watching that polygon cooking video (A+ Just got muddledash as a new party game, hilarious good time

 
 
Tohsaka

Eastward gets a release on Switch now on top of Steam and now has a release window of

 
 
taterchimp

#MikeMondays

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Heres a quick sketch of Momo Yaoyorozu from My Hero Shes reading a heartfelt letter of thanks from a fan Hands are hard, but I tried! Final BUMP!

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Meet Lethal League Blazes new character, Dust&Ashes (or as I call them, The Bombtastic Bag Man)! Theyll be part of an update coming out soon alongside the fixes for the console Interesting!

 
 
Lawman
 
 
Osc

So Minecraft has

 
 
LaTerry

So I bought DOOM for the Switch, begrudgingly made a Bethesda account and beat After the patch that fixed the mandatory log in, I picked up DOOM 2, but somehow the game already knew my Bethesda account and logged me in

 
 
lokhe

Oh, its Gamescom?

 
 
RenaudB90

I kinda have to agree with Jim on all points on this

 
 
hlarge4

Its been really fun seeing these smaller Microsoft titles on But what I really want to know is, what will be the first Nintendo owned IP on an Xbox? Any guesses?

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

FREE GAMES ALERT! So now that I can run things I went through one of my Humble Bundle accounts to activate In 3 cases, it turns out I already owned those Im putting the Steam codes for them down below! Please comment if you redeem one

 
 
Sam van der Meer

Would you let this man sell you a book?

 
 
Slimybear245v20

Soulbow the Mothership she calls for