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New Pocketoid Episode Records Tonight!

Hey guys! So, crackity jones (Addison) and I (Jordan) are recording a new episode of Pocketoid tonight! I don't know how to access Pocketoid's Dtoid account so I will just post this from my own for now. Anyway! This week we'll be talking ...

 
 
 
 

Comments of the Week: I have returned edition

Yoho Dtoid! A lots happened since Ive been doing real world stuff and not coming by here as much. It feels... smaller than before. And did we get rid of the trolls? This place seems pretty relatively troll free compared with before. May...

 
 
 
 

Video of the panel I did at PAX East

Remember that panel I talked about back in March? Well here's the video of it. I barely remember saying any of it, even five minutes after the panel was over. Many thanks to Derek Nolan of 2Old2Play for letting me be a part of it and fel...

 
 
 
 
 
 

[NEW HEADER] Like it?

Not great ot this design stuff, you like? Im also getting this error when I click on 'my posts' Warning: require(/home/home/destructoid/public_html/incl_envolve.phtml) [function.require]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory ...

 
 
 
 

Long time no see (E3 related fanart)

Hello, guys. I recently had a really serious problems in my life, so I didn't had time to write new posts in this blog. But I'm back on my feet again and shitpants excited for E3, so I drew a E3 related picture of Mr. Destructoid. Enjoy. B...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

How Joplin, MO and Dtoid come together

Last Sunday was the scariest day of my entire life. As some of you may have heard on the news Joplin, my home town, was hit by an F5 tornado and was one of the most deadliest tornadoes in US history. As surprising as it may seem even this d...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: Weekend Chatter

As is my duty and pleasure, I once again bring you my harvest of highlights from Destructoid's official live-stream channel. It's Monday, which means our focus is on the weekend line-up. Saturday Morning Hangover is kind of a big deal wi...

 
 
 
 

DTOID SWAG + TOMOPOP

I'm going to go ahead and start this off with saying; Money well wasted. I believe I earn bragging rights for the following images: Cp. DTOID leads his army to the front lines. Close up for the little guy! DTOID GET! I LOVE YOU TARA....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Corduroy Turtle's Caption Contest - RESULTS!!

I was completely blown away by the response to this contest! I guess when you dangle free games in front of a group of rabid video game lovers, it garners a response. Who knew? In fact, this contest was so fun that I will be using this...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: Weekendertainment

Though the weekend line-up on Destructoid's official live-stream channel is smaller than the rest of the week, it is still not to be missed. On Saturday Morning Hangover(10am-NoonPST) Dtoid editors Conrad Zimmerman and Jordan Devore play ...

 
 
 
 

Killzone inspired Destructoid shirt!

Hi! I suck! I've been very much in the shadows as of late and I hate that fact. After E3 I'm hoping to drop a majority of my editorial duties so I can refocus on what I love the most: The community! AND CONSUMER WHORISM! We actually hav...

 
 
 
 

FYI: Outer Heaven Temporary Home

Hey there, just a quickie... I know that's how you like it. We've taken up temporary residence for the Outer Heaven regulars on the same IRC server as #destructoid. That is: Server: irc.dynastynet.net:6667 Channel: #outerheaven Also...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: MASH TacticS Highlights

Once again, I bring you a selection of moments from Destructoid's live-stream channel. This time, the focus is on MASH TacticS. Mash Tactics airs over 20 hours a week, and every moment is packed with entertainment, but some moments are ju...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: 6K Followers Special Stream

This past Sunday(5/15/2011), MASH TacticS held a special 6 hour streaming event in honor of Destructoid's live channel breaching 6 thousand followers! Dr. Jesse "Tactix" Cortez and his brother Jesus joined Jon Carnage and Pico Mause in the ...

 
 
 
 

That Outer Heaven Chat Thing That People Talk About

BRUDDAH Chat has been going for a good couple of months now and it has easily become one of the reasons I come here. Even in the dead times of GMT mornings, there's usually someone awesome to talk to. I honestly believe the only person w...

 
 
 
 

Chit Chat: My Outer Heaven Experience

Everybody has a unique Destructoid story to tell. Some have been here since the beginning. Others migrated from different gaming blogs throughout the years. Some have even lurking in the shadows for many, many moons, waiting for the perfect...

 
 
 
 

Comment First, Read Later

So apparently there are some pretty sensitive people around these parts who would prefer to demagogue rather than discuss. I thought my post from last Friday would have been so outrageous and goofy that people would have either passed on...

 
 
 
 

Tommy Wiseautoid

Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch The Room. No. I've seen that fucking movie enough times. In fact, here's...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

homeoftheblues

I am literally anxious for Animal Crossing and Final Fantasy They cant come soon enough!

 
 
Boxman214

Okay, Im legitimately getting worried about Has he had a stroke or something?

 
 
RiffRaff

Yo! You can get classic Doom 1, 2, and 3 for a total of €6 on the eShop right now! Are the ports still borked with Bethesdas horseshit? (edit: Also in North America too :) )

 
 
Flanx

I need to lose about 70 pounds to regain my old prime

 
 
Uncle Arena Fighter

YOOOOO!!! Soleil, the ex-Ninja Gaiden devs behind Naruto Shinobi Striker, are making a 3D Samurai Jack game due out this summer! And theres even a bit of gameplay here!

 
 
taterchimp

I cant believe some people would just drop that

 
 
Hypno

When you actually have a good siege

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

My head feels like it is exploding from the I just have one simple request for all of you; please have an awesome day so that I may live vicariously through Thank

 
 
SirNinjaFace

Look at this beautiful thing! 11 years in a closet and it still Only thing I found on it was the MGS4 demo and trophy data for Arkham Look at it and realize that no other console will ever look this good and cook your

 
 
Forsaken Knight

I’ve been looking at gaming stuff on eBay, Specifically, Metroid I get an email from eBay asking me if I’d be interested in this, I purchased

 
 
MrPopadopoulis

Just finished S3 of Man in the High Castle, and I have to I really missed out by waiting this long to dive It takes a ton of guts/skill to make a show about a fascist empire where you not only empathize, but end up ROOTING for nazis, at

 
 
Occams

Ive been wandering around Twitch lately and having So if you have a Twitch channel, let me know in the comments and Ill follow

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

One of the most enjoyable things about recent happenings on the Twitters is the DOOMslayer/Isabelle So far Ive be rather fond of most of them, and its a v

 
 
Voltaic Owl

New Ring Fit arch-nemesis: Mountain Climbers

 
 
Chris Bradshaw

now knowing how great the xbox randomly became at the end of its life span, i kinda wish i spent a bit more and went with x instead of s

 
 
able to think

The cat got a new collar from He doesnt know to be excited because hes a cat but my housemate bought him a kitty condo and an automatic food Were hoping the latter gets him to stop bothering us for food two hours before feeding

 
 
RiffRaff

Good morning you sexy fuckers! Hope all is Eins post got me thinking, whats the worst thing youve ever tasted? For me, in India they make a masala spice flavored Its worse than it Beetroot is horrible (Different cola pictured)

 
 
Dennis Carden

Well, Igorrr released a (pretty solid) new track featuring George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher from Cannibal Just in time for #ArbitraryMetalTuesday, too!

 
 
Electric Reaper

Getting downvotes on reddit: Just another day of the downvotes on Dtoid: Why did this happen? Disqus having downvotes, taking them away, only to restore them was a bad string of

 
 
LastKingofHearts

SuperHot is 10 bucks right now on I went in completely blind and love every minute so

 
 
Cloudman Sam

Ill let you all judge how fitting this

 
 
Electric Reaper

Well, seeing waifus trip balls during an Agents of SHIELD episode was Also, doing those secret missions in Warhammer 40k Mechanicus is totally worth

 
 
Boxman214

I wrote a blog about my disappointing trip to Dave & Come check it out bump for the night folks

 
 
Hakkurei

Berwick Saga is what happens when Fire Emblems Father says Ill reinvent my invention and goes balls to the wall and reworks everything into an entirely new Im saying is: English patch is out, play it, it good, it really

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Im either 1/3 or 1/4 of the way through I think the 4th part is just a short Ep1 was really good and I wasnt expecting a cold ending after the last Not sure if Ill start ep2 now or in a couple weeks

 
 
Dan Roemer

Take me

 
 
elric6

So it turns out, IceJJFish is still making Fucking Never stop following your dreams,

 
 
Soulbow

Back to Basics is my triumphant (maybe) return to Streaming every night from at least 8-10PM (Live early Tonight features Frosty Bitchberry Flakes and possibly Feel free to hang

 
 
homeoftheblues

Im off for two weeks, and there are some games to pick from that I would love to startup (like Outer Worlds), but with Animal Crossing coming out in a few weeks I have the very strong feeling it will take over all my free Not a complaint, just

 
 
Michformer

So last year, I’ve made the swell decision to tour the underrated and lovely This year, I’m contemplating the chance to visit one of the regions responsible for inspiring my love of Would be my first time in the

 
 
triggerpigking

Dailysketch for today, playing around with a little steampunky style

 
 
Destructoids Very Own Ein

If satan sharted out a

 
 
Kells

PSA: Nier Automata is for Gold members on the XBL

 
 
Electric Reaper

At this point in the Democratic primaries/caucuses, Michael Bloomberg should just drop His history is bad, his debate performance was crap, hes the Drumpf of the left, and he doesnt have ANY delegates Bernie Sanders for POTUS

 
 
Churros89

Expectation: cant wait to play No Mans Sky again! Reality:

 
 
LoneMak

Forgive me Dtoid for I have I overfapped a 69 :*(

 
 
able to think

Just got back from the therapist and not only did he cut the session in half due to me doing so well but hes also refunding the previous copays because my insurance covers Yay extra I stopped at the used game store on the way home

 
 
Tricerapops

Starlink Digital Deluxe is $24 on the MS store, if you wanted to try that thing and also wanted to save yes, it used to be Forewarning that the second content pack (ie the stuff they cut out of the game to sell to you later) is

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Ugh, still not Its time to finish the rest of the Sonic Adventure 2 Randomizer! (After that, IM NOT DOING ANY MORE SONIC GAMES FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!)

 
 
WILFoftheblues

The feeling when I can finally wipe AND feel my Ahhhh lifes simple

 
 
Flanx

If I were a smart man Id try to clear some of the games I have near completion before the flood of ne- oops, I accidentally bought the Megaman Zero Legacy Collection oh no

 
 
Boxman214

This actually looks kind of cool

 
 
triggerpigking

Been trying to finish some dailysketches from ages back to add to a Im really happy I went back to this Octo-Girl

 
 
Rico the Penguin

Shaq (yes that Shaq) has a chicken diner called Big It is slightly expensive at 10 dollars or so an entree but it is, without exaggeration, the best chicken Ive had in my entire is unbelievably There are no

 
 
kevlarmonkey

Got an extra PC key, anyone want it? Ill message the first person who asks in the comments

 
 
Operative20

Is it sad that right now my wildest realistic fantasy is just landing a job with benefits? Seriously, Ive had to miss work a few days due to an emergency and my part time status where I work 37 hours a week but get no paid time off is wearing me down

 
 
RenaudB90

Hell of a day at the office

 
 
taterchimp

Disco Elysium and Mutant Road to Eden are on sale on Steam May have to bite on both, considering work bonus comes in at the end of the

 
 
MeanderBot

#MetalMonday

 
 
ScionVyse

Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition has been rated by the That, along with the Korean rating heavily implies that the game will release relatively There was a rumour saying May 29, so that seems