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New Pocketoid Episode Records Tonight!

Hey guys! So, crackity jones (Addison) and I (Jordan) are recording a new episode of Pocketoid tonight! I don't know how to access Pocketoid's Dtoid account so I will just post this from my own for now. Anyway! This week we'll be talking ...

 
 
 
 

Comments of the Week: I have returned edition

Yoho Dtoid! A lot�s happened since I�ve been doing real world stuff and not coming by here as much. It feels... smaller than before. And did we get rid of the trolls? This place seems pretty relatively troll free compared with before. May...

 
 
 
 

Video of the panel I did at PAX East

Remember that panel I talked about back in March? Well here's the video of it. I barely remember saying any of it, even five minutes after the panel was over. Many thanks to Derek Nolan of 2Old2Play for letting me be a part of it and fel...

 
 
 
 
 
 

[NEW HEADER] Like it?

Not great ot this design stuff, you like? Im also getting this error when I click on 'my posts' Warning: require(/home/home/destructoid/public_html/incl_envolve.phtml) [function.require]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory ...

 
 
 
 

Long time no see (E3 related fanart)

Hello, guys. I recently had a really serious problems in my life, so I didn't had time to write new posts in this blog. But I'm back on my feet again and shitpants excited for E3, so I drew a E3 related picture of Mr. Destructoid. Enjoy. B...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

How Joplin, MO and Dtoid come together

Last Sunday was the scariest day of my entire life. As some of you may have heard on the news Joplin, my home town, was hit by an F5 tornado and was one of the most deadliest tornadoes in US history. As surprising as it may seem even this d...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: Weekend Chatter

As is my duty and pleasure, I once again bring you my harvest of highlights from Destructoid's official live-stream channel. It's Monday, which means our focus is on the weekend line-up. Saturday Morning Hangover is kind of a big deal wi...

 
 
 
 

DTOID SWAG + TOMOPOP

I'm going to go ahead and start this off with saying; Money well wasted. I believe I earn bragging rights for the following images: Cp. DTOID leads his army to the front lines. Close up for the little guy! DTOID GET! I LOVE YOU TARA....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Corduroy Turtle's Caption Contest - RESULTS!!

I was completely blown away by the response to this contest! I guess when you dangle free games in front of a group of rabid video game lovers, it garners a response. Who knew? In fact, this contest was so fun that I will be using this...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: Weekendertainment

Though the weekend line-up on Destructoid's official live-stream channel is smaller than the rest of the week, it is still not to be missed. On Saturday Morning Hangover(10am-NoonPST) Dtoid editors Conrad Zimmerman and Jordan Devore play ...

 
 
 
 

Killzone inspired Destructoid shirt!

Hi! I suck! I've been very much in the shadows as of late and I hate that fact. After E3 I'm hoping to drop a majority of my editorial duties so I can refocus on what I love the most: The community! AND CONSUMER WHORISM! We actually hav...

 
 
 
 

FYI: Outer Heaven Temporary Home

Hey there, just a quickie... I know that's how you like it. We've taken up temporary residence for the Outer Heaven regulars on the same IRC server as #destructoid. That is: Server: irc.dynastynet.net:6667 Channel: #outerheaven Also...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: MASH TacticS Highlights

Once again, I bring you a selection of moments from Destructoid's live-stream channel. This time, the focus is on MASH TacticS. Mash Tactics airs over 20 hours a week, and every moment is packed with entertainment, but some moments are ju...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: 6K Followers Special Stream

This past Sunday(5/15/2011), MASH TacticS held a special 6 hour streaming event in honor of Destructoid's live channel breaching 6 thousand followers! Dr. Jesse "Tactix" Cortez and his brother Jesus joined Jon Carnage and Pico Mause in the ...

 
 
 
 

That Outer Heaven Chat Thing That People Talk About

BRUDDAH Chat has been going for a good couple of months now and it has easily become one of the reasons I come here. Even in the dead times of GMT mornings, there's usually someone awesome to talk to. I honestly believe the only person w...

 
 
 
 

Chit Chat: My Outer Heaven Experience

Everybody has a unique Destructoid story to tell. Some have been here since the beginning. Others migrated from different gaming blogs throughout the years. Some have even lurking in the shadows for many, many moons, waiting for the perfect...

 
 
 
 

Comment First, Read Later

So apparently there are some pretty sensitive people around these parts who would prefer to demagogue rather than discuss. I thought my post from last Friday would have been so outrageous and goofy that people would have either passed on...

 
 
 
 

Tommy Wiseautoid

Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch The Room. No. I've seen that fucking movie enough times. In fact, here's...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

CaimDark Reloaded

I held the legion back in Warcraft 3s RoC final mission at the Orc I remember barely holding on at the final base last couple times I played Perhaps old age has made me less bad at strategy games for a trek through the Frozen

 
 
Kerrik52

Its been a long time coming due to staggered pay, but I finally got my first proper paycheck! I could theoretically buy a PS5 with I wont, because I have a move to prepare for and fighting people for toys is tiring, but its empowering nonetheless

 
 
bong264

Disintegration Status:

 
 
Neronium

Currently retranslating my original translation of Ape Escape Big Mission, or should I say its proper name: Ape Escape: Curious Big Finally found a good onomatopoeia dictionary for

 
 
Speeeven

I refuse to believe Super Mario Odyssey turns 4

 
 
Goemar

Ooof N64 games on Switch are looking And Mario Kart 64 still, still, requests a memory pack for ghost data - meaning no ghost data on the Nintendo, just what are you

 
 
Alphadeus

Northern Caverns -Area- (2021) - 4th track (out of hopefully 100) for Magic Coins I also wrote the 2nd track as well which is on my youtube Im writing them in the order I feel I also have help from a friend :)

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker was on CathodeTVs stream last night (and Susan Tyrrell (RIP) is a wild

 
 
hlarge4

Does anyone do the daily crosswords on here? I started competing with some co-workers a couple weeks ago and now its a highlight to my mornings!

 
 
TurboKill

All kinds of ASMR out there, it #Cursedmas

 
 
Voex

Finished Doom 2 Some levels in these 90s Dooms have strange design, I guess they were just being experimental? A lot of fun anyway, can see why theyre

 
 
Raster Scanline

Finally getting around to watching Extreme Ghostbusters and its way better than I Its shockingly dark and really leans into the grotesque and body horror for its Also theres a cenobite

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

Hey I have a key to give away in the comments for One Finger Death Punch I got that fighting humble bundle, I just already own One Finger Death Punch

 
 
Whispering Willow

RE: UbiSoft and play

 
 
Flanx

so PS5 havers are yall doing much on there or what

 
 
Boxed Swine

Guess I can post this video about food or

 
 
The Whore of Babylon

Uuuuuh almost all of my coworkers called in this morning and I have no tasks to do so I guess I play No More Heroes III while hungover? Sounds like a Man one of them had a family member die this

 
 
taterchimp

Played some commander last First game had a guy try way too hard, and cast dragonstorm for 7 on turn 5 (and still Second game was just a really fun typically I need

 
 
Mike Sounders

Its so Oh so

 
 
Gajknight

The only 2 you need homie #StayHydrated

 
 
RiffRaff

Fiendly reminder that the always brilliant and joyful games of Amantia Design have a new game out this week on pc and Switch and it looks like its shaping up to be their most good dreams and fuzzy feelings fuel Happy Game is a day 1 buy from me!

 
 
ctg867

There are achievements in the Master Chief Collection for speedrunning each Halo game on the highest difficulty in less than Meanwhile, heres the emails Ubisoft apparently sends you for not playing enough Far Cry lmao

 
 
Seymour

This looks far more haphazard than any of their past remakes, with visuals that somehow looks worse than what they pulled off on the Apparently, the Platinum content isnt even included? Thisll be the first mainline Pokémon game I

 
 
humantofu

Can anyone comment on N64 emulation on Switch? Right now on Twitter I see nothing but bad so far, between non-rebindable controls and apparently being rendered worse than Wii?

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Hearing the new Guardians of the Galaxy game is fairly comic accurate makes me hope they show off the fact that Drax is a world-class sax player at some

 
 
Silver the 3rd

So now that dread is performing well in sales beyond the launch window, does this mean a fire emblem style renaissance where we get way to many metroid games back to back?

 
 
LastKingofHearts

Made a mini sketchbook and did some fantasy art titled is this for me? Instagram @upinsmokeproductions and check my twitch for Hudless game play of Sekiro and Doom Eternal on Nightmare at really appreciate

 
 
Exber

To see my students get so happy and grateful after nailing their English exams means everything to Look teacher, who didnt have many corrections? This is the best kind of payment they can give

 
 
PatBateman17

Nintendo: Aw yeah, our sweet new Expansion Pack drops At 12:01am Eastern? Nintendo: No, 9:45pm those special controllers, theyll arrive on the 25th too? Nintendo: Theyll ship then but take 9 business days!

 
 
PatBateman17

Returnal finally has a suspend I had the benefit of playing after they fixed most I experienced one run-breaking bug in my whole time, but this is great for new players - RUNS ARE LONG! Link in

 
 
hester2

For those hunting a PS5, if youre a Pro member at Gamestop, theyre going on sale at 11 ET Give it a shot, its how I got mine!

 
 
Inquisitive Raven

Drew two of those VTuber people: Bae and Fauna! Shes cheering her up after a very spooky Phasmophobia collab last Im pretty happy with how their details came Now with Timelapse Below BUMP!!

 
 
Operative20

Gamepass on sale for $1, so now I can try out Back 4 Nice!

 
 
medicamecanica

Returnal just added a suspend game So a quick save that deletes itself when you load it Thats personally all I needed from

 
 
NeoTurbo

Random thought What are some good phone games that you guys would recommend for work breaks/bus rides? Im looking for something that doesnt suck me in too much, but can also save my progress at any Currently have One Finger Death Punch

 
 
NeoTurbo

Morning I wish you all good traffic and and busses that are on

 
 
Seymour

Got the true ending in Dead Its not as chalk full of content as Binding of Isaac (not many games are), but its basically an isometric BoI in ways both big and Incredibly good and hoping it catches on a bit more soon enough!

 
 
SpikeyWiggedHero

Seeing GotG reviews had me thinking that Id be perfectly fine with watching a lets play rather than play it, which got me thinking - why arent streams and lets plays treated like emulation or other copyright infringment? Not for it, just

 
 
RiffRaff

My wife and I finally started watching Ted Lasso the other night (were 6 episodes in) and deer lord this show is just the optimistic vibe we Definitely is living up the I appreciate you!!!!

 
 
Morty

Ka-Ploink! Kid #2 arrived yesterday, healthy and lively (and Welcome to Earth, Damian! Now for some

 
 
Roager

Sometimes the internet is really

 
 
Vesalius

Started this guy last month but calling him done tonight, therefore he’s another Spooptober Behold: Khārîń thê I think I spelled that

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Somehow, I think Im appreciating Warcraft 3s campaign storyline even more now than I did the first Maybe its just the power of

 
 
RenaudB90

So that switch N64 emulation is Weird oversight about controller memory packs notwithstanding it runs fairly well but its a basic package and really hard to recommend at that price for that selection unless you really want those games on

 
 
bong264

I love

 
 
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