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New Pocketoid Episode Records Tonight!

Hey guys! So, crackity jones (Addison) and I (Jordan) are recording a new episode of Pocketoid tonight! I don't know how to access Pocketoid's Dtoid account so I will just post this from my own for now. Anyway! This week we'll be talking ...

 
 
 
 

Comments of the Week: I have returned edition

Yoho Dtoid! A lots happened since Ive been doing real world stuff and not coming by here as much. It feels... smaller than before. And did we get rid of the trolls? This place seems pretty relatively troll free compared with before. May...

 
 
 
 

Video of the panel I did at PAX East

Remember that panel I talked about back in March? Well here's the video of it. I barely remember saying any of it, even five minutes after the panel was over. Many thanks to Derek Nolan of 2Old2Play for letting me be a part of it and fel...

 
 
 
 
 
 

[NEW HEADER] Like it?

Not great ot this design stuff, you like? Im also getting this error when I click on 'my posts' Warning: require(/home/home/destructoid/public_html/incl_envolve.phtml) [function.require]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory ...

 
 
 
 

Long time no see (E3 related fanart)

Hello, guys. I recently had a really serious problems in my life, so I didn't had time to write new posts in this blog. But I'm back on my feet again and shitpants excited for E3, so I drew a E3 related picture of Mr. Destructoid. Enjoy. B...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

How Joplin, MO and Dtoid come together

Last Sunday was the scariest day of my entire life. As some of you may have heard on the news Joplin, my home town, was hit by an F5 tornado and was one of the most deadliest tornadoes in US history. As surprising as it may seem even this d...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: Weekend Chatter

As is my duty and pleasure, I once again bring you my harvest of highlights from Destructoid's official live-stream channel. It's Monday, which means our focus is on the weekend line-up. Saturday Morning Hangover is kind of a big deal wi...

 
 
 
 

DTOID SWAG + TOMOPOP

I'm going to go ahead and start this off with saying; Money well wasted. I believe I earn bragging rights for the following images: Cp. DTOID leads his army to the front lines. Close up for the little guy! DTOID GET! I LOVE YOU TARA....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Corduroy Turtle's Caption Contest - RESULTS!!

I was completely blown away by the response to this contest! I guess when you dangle free games in front of a group of rabid video game lovers, it garners a response. Who knew? In fact, this contest was so fun that I will be using this...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: Weekendertainment

Though the weekend line-up on Destructoid's official live-stream channel is smaller than the rest of the week, it is still not to be missed. On Saturday Morning Hangover(10am-NoonPST) Dtoid editors Conrad Zimmerman and Jordan Devore play ...

 
 
 
 

Killzone inspired Destructoid shirt!

Hi! I suck! I've been very much in the shadows as of late and I hate that fact. After E3 I'm hoping to drop a majority of my editorial duties so I can refocus on what I love the most: The community! AND CONSUMER WHORISM! We actually hav...

 
 
 
 

FYI: Outer Heaven Temporary Home

Hey there, just a quickie... I know that's how you like it. We've taken up temporary residence for the Outer Heaven regulars on the same IRC server as #destructoid. That is: Server: irc.dynastynet.net:6667 Channel: #outerheaven Also...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: MASH TacticS Highlights

Once again, I bring you a selection of moments from Destructoid's live-stream channel. This time, the focus is on MASH TacticS. Mash Tactics airs over 20 hours a week, and every moment is packed with entertainment, but some moments are ju...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: 6K Followers Special Stream

This past Sunday(5/15/2011), MASH TacticS held a special 6 hour streaming event in honor of Destructoid's live channel breaching 6 thousand followers! Dr. Jesse "Tactix" Cortez and his brother Jesus joined Jon Carnage and Pico Mause in the ...

 
 
 
 

That Outer Heaven Chat Thing That People Talk About

BRUDDAH Chat has been going for a good couple of months now and it has easily become one of the reasons I come here. Even in the dead times of GMT mornings, there's usually someone awesome to talk to. I honestly believe the only person w...

 
 
 
 

Chit Chat: My Outer Heaven Experience

Everybody has a unique Destructoid story to tell. Some have been here since the beginning. Others migrated from different gaming blogs throughout the years. Some have even lurking in the shadows for many, many moons, waiting for the perfect...

 
 
 
 

Comment First, Read Later

So apparently there are some pretty sensitive people around these parts who would prefer to demagogue rather than discuss. I thought my post from last Friday would have been so outrageous and goofy that people would have either passed on...

 
 
 
 

Tommy Wiseautoid

Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch The Room. No. I've seen that fucking movie enough times. In fact, here's...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

bong264

Current Status:

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Heads up, guys: The codes for the Mario pins will be available tomorrow! Im guessing itll work like the Xenoblade Chronicles phone ring in that you redeem the code in the Nintendo

 
 
Shoggoth2588

In the original Super Mario Sunshine you can unlock a pair of Sunglasses to tone down the bloom that unlocked sooner in the All-Stars version or is it still something you need to find? I usually turn bloom off before starting a

 
 
JuIc3

I’ve never really played Sunshine before, and you know what? It’s pretty freaking

 
 
TheLimoMaker

The Mushroom Kingdom has never been in safer

 
 
Adzuken

Depending on how you interpret my choice for #sadsongsunday, it could actually be an uplifting song about letting go of your That, or it could be about all your problems being so bad that the only solution is to burn it all down and start

 
 
Xeo

So uh, Death fans of If you didnt know, Nitelight did an entire remixed album turning Deaths masterpiece Symbolic into a synthwave Thats right, Death, as in the death metal band, but Let that sink in and

 
 
Xeo

A recent discussion elsewhere sparked the question Upbeat songs with dark and my first answer from my personal catalogue was Dont Say A Word by Sonata And it got me entire Caleb Saga from them was fucking

 
 
Kevin Mersereau

I just started playing Mario Galaxy for the first time, and I was not prepared for how rad it

 
 
taterchimp

Changing my Im good with this

 
 
PatBateman17

Going in on Hades almost completely blind to every part of it has been really Organically discovering stuff and basically being surprised by legit Also almost hitting double digit hours in two days 😂

 
 
Electric Reaper

I am not sure about this new season of Red vs

 
 
Gus TT Showbiz

The rotation of the Earth really makes my

 
 
Fuzunga

Well, I guess my copy of Super Mario 3D All-Stars is lost and gone Supposedly it was delivered in the afternoon but I never got

 
 
Occams

Finally got this arcade It’s been on my list for a long Can’t wait to hang it with the

 
 
Rasori

You ever think about how were all in different parts of the world, and yet we can communicate with each other like were in the same room? The future is pretty cool

 
 
siddartha85

51 stars The people who talked up Mario 64 for decades look like sadistic assholes right now, but I cant stop playing Did people actually play this with a worse controller?

 
 
JuIc3

He gets

 
 
LastKingofHearts

New God of War got Heres a painting I did of Kratos from awhile Instagram @upinsmokeproductions

 
 
NeoTurbo

So I totally forgot I bought the Megaman Zero/ZX collection and HOLY The first proper boss of Megaman Zero 1 is crazy hard!! And its timed! Any tips? So far Im just trying to jump over him and attack with the charged

 
 
The InFamous TMF

I LOVE Soul Calibur! Just found a Mint looking copy of Soul Blade Now all Im missing are the system specific copies of SC II & IV

 
 
MeanderBot

YEAH DUDE

 
 
Electric Reaper

Today is Bowsettes 2nd

 
 
Lex

So I was visiting amazon to look for some varnish to seal some didnt expect to find bras and pvc body suits on the first few rows but that was okay I guess? The full nudity, definitly nsfw, image for orgy-sheets was a surprise

 
 
maycausecancer

I drove for the first time in 5 months since I got 2 herniated discs in my Feeling pretty I need to lay

 
 
Exber

Watched The Devil All the A modern pulp fiction? I cant quite recommend this one for its tone and However, some of the performances, especially that of Robert Pattinson deserve

 
 
indigit4l

Go Stars!!!

 
 
Lawman

all finally makes sense now!

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Thats some good

 
 
absolutfreak

Well that was Had a gift card from gamestop, so figured Id use it to get some e-shop credit for Mario 3D All They ended up having a copy!

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Had a field trip Been about 7 hours of work and still gotta keep chewing Tired but looking forward to gorging myself on food

 
 
bong264

Current Status:

 
 
Boxman214

Im Naked Nakey Nugg for

 
 
ChronoLynxx

FIGHT NIGHT! Loving this free fight card Its oddly better stacked then next weeks

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Uh, I live in I think you might want to turn the truck around?

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Paul Atreides: What is in this video? Gaius Mohiam:

 
 
CJ Andriessen

Ive given it as many shots as I can give it, but no matter how much I play it, Im just not having fun with Fall

 
 
medicamecanica

When youre so unimpressed with the new game you make it your

 
 
NinjaSpeed

Following the reveal of Monster Hunter Rise and Stories 2, would you guys like to see more third party IP receive new entries exclusively on the Switch like Sonic, Resident Evil, Kingdom Hearts, (who have done so on previous Nintendo systems)?

 
 
Vincentdante

So the Phantasy Star Online guys finally got their game right? So I was thinking, how about Dragon Quest X Square?

 
 
TheBlondeBass

Also, I wont receive my copy of Mario 3D All-Stars until Tuesday, but for those that do have it: Did you play all the games before? If youve tried any of the games for the first time, how do you feel about them?

 
 
TheBlondeBass

Im no artist, but making some reference drawings for a few of my characters recently was still a fun exercice! Heres Mélodie from the Owlboy Review, which Im excited to jump back to after my current Writings fun!

 
 
Osc

Have a chill weekend with this super smooth The type of song I can drive and enjoy life #musictoid | Snakehips, Jess Glynne, A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, Davido, Frizzo - Lie for You (Remix)

 
 
TurboKill

Are there solid details yet on PS5 SSD storage in regards to physical games and installation? I couldve sworn Sony stated that they would release more info about what drives would be compatible TB is nowhere near

 
 
NeoTurbo

Life with my

 
 
ctg867

This upcoming console launch got me thinking about past systems Ive owned, and cause Im OCD I made a Included when I got them and what I got them with/why I got What was the first system + game you all got?

 
 
Yue chan

We are about to have some amazing BBQ 😩👌

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Speaking of cool

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Zoinks Scoob, you gotta Hail Paimon or hell, like, murder your

 
 
PatBateman17

Does anyone in the community want to buy Ring Fit at MSRP? I have an extra one (paid extra like a dummy) but I’m not trying to scalp at I’d be good with retail + shipping if anyone wants 🤷🏻‍♂️