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New Pocketoid Episode Records Tonight!

Hey guys! So, crackity jones (Addison) and I (Jordan) are recording a new episode of Pocketoid tonight! I don't know how to access Pocketoid's Dtoid account so I will just post this from my own for now. Anyway! This week we'll be talking ...

 
 
 
 

Comments of the Week: I have returned edition

Yoho Dtoid! A lots happened since Ive been doing real world stuff and not coming by here as much. It feels... smaller than before. And did we get rid of the trolls? This place seems pretty relatively troll free compared with before. May...

 
 
 
 

Video of the panel I did at PAX East

Remember that panel I talked about back in March? Well here's the video of it. I barely remember saying any of it, even five minutes after the panel was over. Many thanks to Derek Nolan of 2Old2Play for letting me be a part of it and fel...

 
 
 
 
 
 

[NEW HEADER] Like it?

Not great ot this design stuff, you like? Im also getting this error when I click on 'my posts' Warning: require(/home/home/destructoid/public_html/incl_envolve.phtml) [function.require]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory ...

 
 
 
 

Long time no see (E3 related fanart)

Hello, guys. I recently had a really serious problems in my life, so I didn't had time to write new posts in this blog. But I'm back on my feet again and shitpants excited for E3, so I drew a E3 related picture of Mr. Destructoid. Enjoy. B...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

How Joplin, MO and Dtoid come together

Last Sunday was the scariest day of my entire life. As some of you may have heard on the news Joplin, my home town, was hit by an F5 tornado and was one of the most deadliest tornadoes in US history. As surprising as it may seem even this d...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: Weekend Chatter

As is my duty and pleasure, I once again bring you my harvest of highlights from Destructoid's official live-stream channel. It's Monday, which means our focus is on the weekend line-up. Saturday Morning Hangover is kind of a big deal wi...

 
 
 
 

DTOID SWAG + TOMOPOP

I'm going to go ahead and start this off with saying; Money well wasted. I believe I earn bragging rights for the following images: Cp. DTOID leads his army to the front lines. Close up for the little guy! DTOID GET! I LOVE YOU TARA....

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Corduroy Turtle's Caption Contest - RESULTS!!

I was completely blown away by the response to this contest! I guess when you dangle free games in front of a group of rabid video game lovers, it garners a response. Who knew? In fact, this contest was so fun that I will be using this...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: Weekendertainment

Though the weekend line-up on Destructoid's official live-stream channel is smaller than the rest of the week, it is still not to be missed. On Saturday Morning Hangover(10am-NoonPST) Dtoid editors Conrad Zimmerman and Jordan Devore play ...

 
 
 
 

Killzone inspired Destructoid shirt!

Hi! I suck! I've been very much in the shadows as of late and I hate that fact. After E3 I'm hoping to drop a majority of my editorial duties so I can refocus on what I love the most: The community! AND CONSUMER WHORISM! We actually hav...

 
 
 
 

FYI: Outer Heaven Temporary Home

Hey there, just a quickie... I know that's how you like it. We've taken up temporary residence for the Outer Heaven regulars on the same IRC server as #destructoid. That is: Server: irc.dynastynet.net:6667 Channel: #outerheaven Also...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid On JTV: MASH TacticS Highlights

Once again, I bring you a selection of moments from Destructoid's live-stream channel. This time, the focus is on MASH TacticS. Mash Tactics airs over 20 hours a week, and every moment is packed with entertainment, but some moments are ju...

 
 
 
 

Dtoid on JTV: 6K Followers Special Stream

This past Sunday(5/15/2011), MASH TacticS held a special 6 hour streaming event in honor of Destructoid's live channel breaching 6 thousand followers! Dr. Jesse "Tactix" Cortez and his brother Jesus joined Jon Carnage and Pico Mause in the ...

 
 
 
 

That Outer Heaven Chat Thing That People Talk About

BRUDDAH Chat has been going for a good couple of months now and it has easily become one of the reasons I come here. Even in the dead times of GMT mornings, there's usually someone awesome to talk to. I honestly believe the only person w...

 
 
 
 

Chit Chat: My Outer Heaven Experience

Everybody has a unique Destructoid story to tell. Some have been here since the beginning. Others migrated from different gaming blogs throughout the years. Some have even lurking in the shadows for many, many moons, waiting for the perfect...

 
 
 
 

Comment First, Read Later

So apparently there are some pretty sensitive people around these parts who would prefer to demagogue rather than discuss. I thought my post from last Friday would have been so outrageous and goofy that people would have either passed on...

 
 
 
 

Tommy Wiseautoid

Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch The Room. No. I've seen that fucking movie enough times. In fact, here's...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

dephoenix

Now that Banjo & Kazooie are in Smash can Microsoft finally do something with the characters? Like, at least give them the same remake treatment that Crash and Spyro got recently? Also, can Sony do it for Ape Escape too?

 
 
Flegma

The Judgment I want to play is Castlevania Judgment -- it cant be too bad, if got here as good a score as Link Between (And I really *do* want to play Castlevania

 
 
Rad Party God
 
 
Alphadeus

Unstable (2019) - Trying to tackle a project Ive wanted to do for probably 4-5 years Its called Each track is supposed to represent a different aspect of the negative side of my

 
 
JohnSmith123

Aside from subscription, would you say theres a difference between a MMO and a live service game?

 
 
Riff Raff

In my day it was finding the kid who stole Hustler or Penthouse from his dad or the drugstore and then the crew took turns bringing it And once there was a VHS making its Twas glorious! Then we discovered scrambled adult channels :)

 
 
Parismio

Not only this is this the funniest thing Ive read so far but it also has a little torchman in

 
 
TheLimoMaker

My five anticipated games of Links Awakening (never played it), Catherine Full Body and Borderlands 3 are just below this

 
 
bong264

Welp I just finished Warhammer Chaosbane and my final XBLA Also the main villains reason for being a villain is extremely fucking stupid and doesnt match up with the fucking Yeah if you are interested in it,get it cheap

 
 
JcDent

This is terrible, just get normal

 
 
Electric Reaper

So, apparently a server error can wipe out all my Thanks a lot, Pearson Those fucking incompetent I wish theyd go

 
 
TheIntern

Catch a

 
 
dephoenix

Were a little over halfway through the year so I thought it might be fun to share the five games that have yet to release we are most looking forward I got Dragon Quest Builders 2, Luigis Mansion 3, Astral Chain, Super Mario Maker 2, & DOOM

 
 
Boxman214

This is fun

 
 
Osc

Everything about this song is so good and so And I love how the ending sounds like Gameboy chiptune In ear heaven right #musictoid | Flume, London Grammar - Let You Know

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

These past few days of closing shifts have made me feel like Im in an Endless Eight The differences between each day are there, but theyre mostly I feel like Im not accomplishing I have just 2 days to go til the

 
 
medicamecanica

Im not upset by it but it is a weird feleing to be like hey, guys, hope youre enjoying Bloodstained! I would but I helped fund the creation of the game so I dont have it yet!

 
 
bong264

I got back into Warhammer Chaosbane after a break from Still enjoy it, especially my late game skills :P

 
 
Agent9

A bit jealous that Walmart has Bloodstained on PS4 while my PS4 backer copy still hasnt I have no idea as to how we got

 
 
Tricerapops

I dreamed about fishing in BotW This is yalls

 
 
Singapore Sling

Springsteens new album is definitely the best thing hes put out since Tunnel Of Love and should be listened to if you are a fan of The Boss or music in

 
 
Vesalius

Neighbor wants us to join their Pathfinder I need y’all to help me, with info or a training montage, b/c I haven’t done a pen and paper since D&D 2nd

 
 
Mike Sounders

Today I learned that apparently Sae is stronger than Makoto in

 
 
indigit4l

Guess Im playing Ace Combat HOTAS configured, and now the

 
 
triggerpigking

friend asked me to draw this tried bubble tea, wonder what it tastes

 
 
Pizza in a Tangle

FYI: Children of Morta has a limited time free demo up on steam right now!

 
 
NeoTurbo

Having a sick day with it also raining Since I beat Xenoblade Chronicles 2 yesterday, decided to keep the jrpg train Jumping back into my file on World of Final Time to climb that crystal tower!

 
 
Sam van der Meer

Apricot-pistachio tart from my favorite bakery! Food is, uh, pretty

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Decided to spend an hour or two monday night just readin microbiology news, a new micro book I started after finishing me phage book and listened to Deus Ex MDs Lovely, and its making me look forward to fall all the

 
 
Startyde

Each second that passes between now and the FFVIII HD release hits like a I kannot If I kould kompress time, I The best era of Square JRPGs will live

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Squenixs ethics department (seriously) advised devs to restrict Tifas chest

 
 
Cerebralbore101

@Chris Carter Not sure if you or someone else at Destructoid could find the time to review Dragon Hearts Vanir for the But if you did Id appreciate it! The game doesnt seem to be getting many reviews so

 
 
Forsaken Knight

I just got catcalled walking down the Guess the new haircut is working for Go me!

 
 
Boxman214

Utah is featured in this episode, which makes me very happy! Were the 3rd burger

 
 
indigit4l

Beta signups are now open for Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six

 
 
Kyle Yadlosky

Surprise! You just gambled away $200 on worthless bullshit! --EA, having a great time

 
 
Fivefinger Delta

Turn on Get teabagged even though theyre at the same absolutely dismal GSP as me Turn off

 
 
Tohsaka

Jalter vs Asuna vs Sonic vs Youmu

 
 
ShadeOfLight

Super happy for dear ol AVGN: Youtube success couldnt have come to a nicer

 
 
Gajknight

#UnwholesomeWednesday

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Top 5 Vampire movies: 1 - Daybreakers 2 - Blade 3 - What we do in the Shadows 4 - Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust 5 - Dracula: Dead and Lovin it!

 
 
Flanx

Tomorrow Ill be taking the day off work to play some Smash and try out the new Samurai Shodown! No idea what characters will be available to play but Im

 
 
MrPopadopoulis

For anyone whos curious, this all-girl Japanese punk band just released, low-key, one of the best rock albums of the year:

 
 
Shibboletho

Four years ago, Koji Igarashi initiated a Kickstarter campaign for what was basically a new I immediately dropped about 1/3rd of my meager paycheck on Before Witcher 3, before Mighty Number 9, I backed Bring on the

 
 
Fivefinger Delta

#WeslikesbunnygirlsWednesday

 
 
hlarge4

Starting the new console off

 
 
Rudorlf

Welp, Alpha Protocols no longer available on :T Either SEGA were being dicks again, or maybe an actual remaster is in the making?

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

My Friend Pedro is finally out tomorrow, and this launch trailer is AMAZING!

 
 
Hypno

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