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@frosty and I are going to stream Mass Effect: Andromeda later. Come hang out and witness the first steps of Clownmachine Ryder as he attempts to fuck the galaxy. *Edit*: LIVE! https://www.twitch.tv/shibboletho

 
 
 

ALL HAIL THE DESTROYER!


 
 
 

zatoseyes showed me the new shotgun gameplay from REmake 2. While the gore is lovely, The shotgun sounds kinda weak :/ We need the big meaty noises that re2's shotty had. Especially the custom shotty!


 
 
 
 
 

For a kids' show, Voltron Legendary Defender sure has a high body count.

 
 
 
 
 

ZombZ' thoughts on Asssasssinsss Creed (the band): Origins: ;::: :; : : There are a lot of crocodiles living in deNile.

 
 
 

As someone who's never been interested in the 'Souls' games, I listening to Dropped Frames describe that new Sekiro thing they have and that sounds awesome as fuck. No health bar but you're caught in a battle where one move kills? That sounds bloody great

 
 
 

I got Lost Child shipped to me a day early somehow and I've been playing it a fair amount. I like it so far, but it definitely wants to be Shin Megami Tensei. Some extended thoughts in the comments.

 
 
 
 
 

Tomorrow I am skyping a d&d game with family in California. A fun oneshot inspired by the dance hall in The Shinning. Murder mystery, ghost patrons who think they are alive, stolen artifacts never meant to touch and even a Genie of sorts. Cant wait!

 
 
 

Gundy, is this your work?


 
 
 

I've been bored as hell lately and decided to do some cleaning in the old home theater. Probably should have taken a before shot but... Trust me, it got nicer. Gotta get some more media shelves.


 
 
 

As of 1pm this afternoon, it's been exactly 2 weeks since I last had a cigarette. I think it's finally safe to say I quit without jinxing it haha... Feels kinda good, y'all!

 
 
 

I got 4 hours of sleep last night from constant stomach pain while lying down, and have shit probably 20 times since 4am. There can't be much more left. #mybattlefield.

 
 
 

Is it just me or did the music in that Fire Emblem: Three Houses trailer sound more like Xenoblade 2 than Fire Emblem?

 
 
 

Time to prepare for your microbiology exams! Listed out below are all of the most important parts of the Prokaryotic Cell Structure!


 
 
 

TMW you want to write a script for something about backwards compatibility without bashing Nintendo, but then Nintendo does a Nintendo.


 
 
 

This is officially my 600th quickpost! Thanks for being cool, y'all. How about an AMA to celebrate? (friendly bump)


 
 
 

Played a few rounds of Heroes of the Storm last night. Was fathers day drunk and it's my go to drunk game. What do you all play when you know you're too in the basket to play something with progression.

 
 
 

I finally figured out how to get Metal Slug XX on Xbox One. Boy do I suck at Metal Slug. I thought I was good at Metal Slug because I beat Metal Slug 3 years ago, and I was terribly wrong.

 
 
 

I'm still pretty new to the site, trying to figure out how things work and who people are. So I figured I'd break the ice with an AMA. Go crazy lads.


 
 
 
 
 

So I was going to post a C-blog about Smash Ultimate and all the things I observed through videos in the trailer and on the official site, but since they gave a ton of competitive players full access to the demo at E3, I think I'll just link this:


 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Parismio

I knew someone was going make a trailer of cyberpunk with ciri narrating it and I wasnt

 
 
Steel Squirrel

I know Im late to party, but god damn Nioh is I havent been this entertained with an action game since the original Devil May It fills that void Ninja Gaiden left behind, but also brings so much more to the So pumped for 2

 
 
Electric Reaper

Xi Jinpings domestic policy is Also, that propaganda video he made is a war

 
 
TysonOfTime

Best part of a new Smash Bros -- we get these great music remixes while we wait for it to come out! šŸ˜

 
 
Hypno

FFXII Update: Finished Dreadnought Heard something about stealing from a wolf mob outside of The first Got a dagger from I now kill everything in 1 hit and Fran is still

 
 
Dennis Carden

Oh, I forgot to post something for Oh Have some Goblin Goblin Cock are I do like me some Goblin

 
 
Classic bong264

Brother Goriel of the Blood done by me :P just a few touch ups and he is ready to serve the EMPRAH! I really love the battle scars and missing eye on this guy, some really good character this

 
 
Electric Reaper

Raccoons They spread rabies, damage my property, and steal my cats Now theres another raccoon for the local

 
 
Michformer

3446 words later, my design article on the art of weaving an engrossing atmosphere in games is more or less Going to give it a polish pass before letting it Had tons of fun with this For me, atmosphere makes/breaks a

 
 
Lex

Right now I wish I could take screenshots in my PS3 guess Ill have to wait till emulation works

 
 
Mike Sounders
 
 
Greenhornet214

Logged in briefly to Facebook for the first time in a couple months and was greeted by this beauty

 
 
Goemar

To save me wasting my money on a crap one - phone battery pack things, who has a good recommendation?

 
 
zaxaboom234

Waluigi is

 
 
homeoftheblues

An interestingly #Darksiders3 way to get your girl into With this $50 American Doll Xbox exclusive gaming set, you can get her $200 doll started on a new

 
 
taterchimp

Would anyone want to watch me stream and cuss at XCom 2 while bluegrass covers of pop songs play? (Edit: Live @taterchimp on

 
 
Tohsaka

Start date for FJF is upon

 
 
TriCerAroK

Waluigi is lame and ruins the Wario/Mario Not only does Wario work because of the inverted M suggesting he is upside-down Mario, warui is Japanese for AND I DONT BUY THE IJIWARU ANAGRAM EXCUSE! In other words, Waluigi was a

 
 
Rico the Penguin

Whats your favorite joke? Ill tell you mine in the

 
 
Fuzunga

These thing are amazing and I need to buy more

 
 
Laid Back Gundy

Good ol XCOM At least it isnt as unfair as the old games where a single chryssalid could kill 4-5 units in a single turn and enemies could mind control without line of

 
 
Shoggoth2588

Update: bad weather and the people I was supposed to see Gotti with being Shit-Heads happened so I went and watched Avengers

 
 
Boxed Swine

For Waluigi fans bullying Sakurai:

 
 
Bass

waluigi is like your mom caus everyone tryna smash them he he he

 
 
Adzuken

The Sims Bustin Out on Game Boy Advance allows you to hit on other Sims for no reason at all, but only on Sims of the opposite sex, which seems Sims have always been rampantly bisexual, so its a bit jarring to have that option

 
 
GoofierBrute

Fuck Waluigi, #JimmyNutron4SmashUltimate

 
 
Luckrequired

For fans of acid jazz/funk/smooth Freak Power, a great British band to listen to growing up, were brought together by Norman Cook - youd known him better these days as Fatboy #TuesdayTune

 
 
Forsaken Knight

Thank you, Steam, for giving me solid proof that Iā€™m an idiot with my

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Streaming some Warframe and possibly some other Now starring limomaker and his beautiful accents/terrible

 
 
Forever Dere

Was having a bad day until I just dropped the deuce of all deuces, now everything is right in the Moral of the story, when life gives you crap, take a crap

 
 
Rico the Penguin

6% of people are in Judging by this super scientific (Or merely fat fingered like I tend to be when selecting things)

 
 
Xeo

Daisy is a goddamned Thats why shes the best

 
 
TheZeroOne

Have a cat picture because she is the

 
 
WILFoftheblues

Just sent this to my best friend who happens to be

 
 
Occams

I dont own a lot of physical media But what I have, Im quite fond

 
 
dephoenix

Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe, just maybe, Waluigi doesnt want to be in Smash? #KeepWaluigiSafe

 
 
ZombZ

I think I get it Death Stranding is about how big a backpack Norman Reedus can

 
 
chlmera

True story, my summer class is alnost over and this girl I hadnt really talked to but have had a crush on paid me to come back to her apartnent and pick up a dead Nothing happened, talk about

 
 
Shoggoth2588

In about 2 hours Im going to be watching the film All I know about it is that it currently has a 0% on Rotten

 
 
FakePlasticTree

Valkyrie Chronicles 4 is releasing September Hype, hype!

 
 
Cory Arnold

Happy 6/20! Oh wait I;m a little off on that I guess lol Hows everyone doing?

 
 
PatBateman17

Reminder to workplace DTOIDers, theres a big ole booty pic at the header for COTW 55, Boy do my coworkers wonder about me now :D

 
 
PatBateman17

So Im mildly proud of myself - I resisted the urge to buy Vampyr and Detroit until I beat some other games first and am maining Dad of War with Metal Gear Survive as my side piece - but not playing anything else (except This is new to me :)

 
 
WILFoftheblues
 
 
MetemNight

No reason for Just shitposting this back into reality for

 
 
Rad Party God

Want the full game? Thatll be $100, $100 for a few zombie and MP maps, no Single-player and a Battle Royale Yeah, you can fuck right off You too And you And you too EA, because I feel like

 
 
RenaudB90

And POTUS just officially called immigrants an Cant wait to hear his proposal for a final solution to the