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People seem to get really angry at the mere mention that prokaryotes are the most succesful life on earth. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? Im not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99% of societal focus is on eukaryotes.

 
 
 

People seem to be angry at the mere mention of a war starting. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99% of City State citizens are pigs.

 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that one member of my family is traitor mutant heretic. I don't ge-[BLAM] The poster has been executed for heresy and treason. The Emperor preserves.

 
 
 
 
 

I think next week Jim's doing a review of the the top 10 game torrents on Piratebay while wondering why every cracked game isn't $2.


 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that my pants are off. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity in attire, especially when everyone is 99% in pants.

 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that someone is Darcsen. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99℅ of soldiers are Gallian.

 
 
 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that someone was buried alive. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when everyone in graveyards are 99% dead.

 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that a mech is a Big. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99% of mechs are Gundams.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that a citizen is Krogan. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when the Universe is like 99% Turian.

 
 
 
 

Rules for a turf-claiming card game

After reading months ago how Splatoon was getting a themed deck of cards, I thought it'd be a shame if there weren't a game inspired by Splatoon to play with them. Here's a simple card game I came up with for the regular 52-card d...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

When you realize that ultimately, regardless of the length of your life, there is no way to meaningfully interact with the universe, or even the world. #panictoid

 
 
 

Your boss rounds the corner to your cubicle and you don't see her in time. You try and ALT+TAB to your "work" window, but you weren't quick enough, and it's obvious as to what you were doing. #PanicToid

 
 
 
 
 

One day, a spider will latch on to an Australian tourist's suitcase, and a snake will sneak inside it. Then, the snakes and spiders will spread, infesting the world. You cannot escape it. It will happen. It is inevitable #PanicToid

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Wow? panictoid? fuck this shit, I am legitimately OUT until this trend is over.


 
 
 
 
 

"How much is that? All the moneys? Wow, that's a pretty fair price. Give me two of each"


 
 
 

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Khalid Eternal Nigh

Just saw one of the greatest music videos Ive ever Its very carefully edited something like 100 different movies into coherent obviously took a LOT of work to

 
JcDent

Current Pokemon Go status:

 
Dreggsao

So they finally found out:

 
JcDent

Za rodina!

 
Nekrosys

Well, my Best Girl and Marie Amiibo Also, Girls und This is a good

 
Nekrosys

Current status:

 
Parismio

Got it and its done and everything is Need to get microsd Until then Im redownloading

 
Fuzunga

Just got back from seeing The Killing Having not read the original, its obvious the beginning they added didnt mesh at It was

 
Jinx 01

President Unitys Like, maybe not Doctor Girlfriend hot, but at least Janine from The Real Ghostbusters Okay now I need to make a list of cartoon girls based on level of This is my

 
LaTerry

Finally managed to beat Zero Time I think I need to go lay down and think about it all for about 6

 
RadicalYoseph

I keep clicking my bookmark for the front page and then waiting for it to load for long periods because Im an idiot

 
crouchingsquid

Ive been working on a blog for the past 3 weeks now and ive rewritten it about 3 times because I cant seem to get the tone right

 
EdgyDude

Disliking Paper Mario Color Splash is difficult with stuff like

 
Torchman

This just in: Big O has confirmed Beck Victory Deluxe as his VP, in a move met with critical Once a heated rivalry, the two have realized they must join together to stop Trump and Hillary in order to save the country from

 
Amna Umen

Prey to the Gods got fully Now comes the worst game of all, the waiting

 
Sr Churros

Just finished watching Stranger Holy crap, that series was fucking amazing! Also, Jim Hopper is basically a fatter, drunker

 
Parismio

Sold my 3dS and numerous other items and got the MHG New Theyve allowed me to transfer my old 3ds data to the new one and will hold it for me while charged and call me when its Cant wait! Goodbye Circle Pad Pro, you may rest

 
Bardley

I made a silly thing After having Sabotage from the Beastie Boys stuck in my head the past few days after seeing Star Trek Beyond, I mashed the song with the theme from Thomas the Tank The song is posted in the comments

 
iam16bit

I wonder if Nintendo will buy the rights to this one to stop distribution like they did with Super Hornio

 
whatsacow

Rise of the Tomb Raider has a pretty boring plot, bland as fuck characters, and decentish gameplay that does nothing Remind me why everyones going batshit over this game?

 
Mike Wallace

Hilarious yes, but its an actual courtroom

 
Vadicta

Castle in the Darkness: Made it to this super tough zone around the beginning of the game, got ass kicked and ran Now, Im stronger, and I go back--and I have no idea where the fucking place was -_-

 
Dr Mel

Warrior needs coffee badl-- oh I did that joke here fuck it, its still true!

 
SpielerDad

Legend has it, that at the end of the rainbow, there is a pot of gold being guarded by a little Irish person, who you may assault and then take his

 
Logeon

Good evening! I present to you all, Fire Challenge Chicken Ramyun with kimchi and stir-fried sriracha teriyaki chicken! #Dinnertoid

 
Shinta

Finally fired up I Am After about an hour with this game, its absolutely fucking I just love the setting, the music, the So much I cant imagine not loving this game to death by the Fantastic first

 
Original Onii-chan

Havent played Pokemon GO in 3 days, and find I really have no desire to boot it Fell kinda sad about

 
Torchman

#BigOForPresident

 
Sarah Jane Farron

Certain comments under a certain QPost today have given me a topic I may write a blog about some Got a few ideas for things I could do for it if Im up for putting the effort Means lots of note taking and some Topic is secretish for now!

 
KingSigy

Rubber Cement + Ipecac + Fruit Cake = Pure Cant die to Isaac if I kill the world first!

 
Niero Gonzalez

Sorry about the downtime today - we got a story up on Reddit / Heroes of the Storm and our servers went NOPE! Well add more capacity soon

 
Mike Martin

Two more 16hr shifts and then my The other admin just noticed I scheduled myself off for 3 days and is shitting her Sorry lady, youre gonna have to actually fucking Pappa needs some fucking

 
Barry Kelly

More NX rumours No one knows anything about it but apparently it sounds expensive lol, Nintendo should really announce something soon, if just to put this nonsense to

 
Kaleido Ruby

Finally passed an In ugly fashion, but its a

 
iam16bit

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that Team Valor is I dont get What is there to be angry about? Im not sorry that I celebrate Team Instinct, especially when Valor is like 99% nutjobs who play Pokemon GO at

 
Fuzunga

Got me some early access Huper Light Drifter on PS4!

 
Dr Mel

So, if Im reading the url data correctly, there have been over 370,000 quickposts already (included deleted ones)?

 
Parismio

Dtoid is up and runnin for me again!

 
a spider

Dark Fact is a much cooler sounding villain name than it has any right to Its also the shittiest, cheapest boss fight Ive ever

 
Sir Shenanigans

Playing Persona 4 on a rainy night fulfills a very particular part of my inner Cup of coffee, Oni smashing some Good

 
DeadMoon

Anybody else here having trouble loading the Destructoid homepage? I havent been able to get it to work for about 8hrs

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Oh yeah, I got my new AC adaptor in It works splendidly so far! No problems with the blinking pink light of doom yet, and it keeps my battery at 100%, something I havent been able to do for weeks Its a short cord but its fine

 
ChrisHannard

Im enjoying the hell out of Zombie Night Terror - review to come when Ive finished, but it is, as stated on the trailer, pretty close to Lemmings with

 
Dr Mel

What is a quickpost? A miserable pile of memes!

 
KingSigy

How many people would be interested in me doing reviews? Ive been kind of indifferent to a lot of summer gaming headlines, so Im not writing much of anything other than my thoughts on games (on

 
jak2364

This whole dead front page thing was obviously just a big ploy to make us get familiar with the tabs up Well guess I USED the Reviews tab to look at I USED the Deals tab to see sick ass And then I came

 
CoilWhine

Saw The Secret Life of Pets with my I really enjoyed it, it was really original and fun! Jokes usually hit and the action sequences were pretty tense too!

 
Rad Party God

So, I saw the Evil Dead remake last night and absolutely loved every second of it! My MonsterGirlMonday

 
Mike Wallace

So I got a gift card for my birthday, thought Id use it to buy a game online, but the store says its invalid, and when I checked the website given with the it says its So Ive got a $50 piece of useless

 
Barry Kelly

8bitdo have made a wireless controller adapter for the Much like their NES ones these will probably sell Theyre up for order at Play-Asia here:

 
 
 
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