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I'm looking into board games for my 10-year old nephew, but I'm a bit overwhelmed, given the boom in the industry since I was growing up, and the awkward age. Anyone have any recommendations?


Marvel vs. Capcom is missing one all important element. BURST. It's time for them to fix it, all hands, many of them, on deck.


Uhhhh... I went to go work on my cblog for tomorrow and there is no UI. It's ALL html. I mean, I wouldn't mind an option to switch the view between HTML and normal, but UI makes it a lot easier. W/O UI blog will be delayed.


I feel like this is an adequate representation of the human condition.


I'm beginning to wonder if Castform actually exist in Sun and Moon. I've been doing SOS battles for hours now in a rainy route. I've found plenty of Goomy, no Castforms.


I just played 3 hours of Shantae: Half Genie Hero, and I liked it. Music is catchy, game looks gorgeous, and levels are fun. I'm glad I backed it.


It's weird to hear a real world song in a Final Fantasy game... but damn if Stand By Me doesn't elicit some feels after beating FFXV. Story was kind of underdeveloped, but the relationships were fleshed out really well I thought. A worthy entry.


I found an American animated series that has far more puns than RWBY, The Fairly Oddparents, or MLP. Sheesh, the puns.


Abe's narration in Oddworld = The kid's narration in Children of the Corn. Discuss.


Went to the movies with my bro and dad to see fantasstic beasts. It was an alright movie. The beginning was a slog to get through before something interesting happened.


I just finished Tri Force Heroes which means I've now beaten every single game in the Zelda timeline! I'm very happy right now.


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The new DLC for Shadow Warrior 2 is rather difficult. There's lava that can kill you in a hurry, monsters to knock you off platforms, and Claws that often morph in Talons. I recommend starting with the Infusion Trial, then Purification, then Embedding.


Mentioned this in Iam16bit post. Anyone miss when Magic The Gathering sets would have artists that really were free to do TOTALLY different art styles? They vary them a little now, but in general each set feel more cohesive as a whole, less wild.


You know what, I've been here a while. Written a lot of stuff. Spoken to a lot of you a lot of times. Fuck it, Ask Me Anything. Edit: Now featuring answers!


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Gotta go see an Ophthalmologist. Got new glasses and still getting slight astigmatism double vision, though improved. Optom couldn't fix it and thinks maybe due to lack of new glasses after 16 affected development and may be as good as it gets.


I know it's not Marvel or DC, but this series is so freaking good, and this trailer has me amped up for number 3.


I'm finally looking into getting Kirby Planet Robobobobobobot. I really like Kirby. I just didn't enjoy Triple Deluxe all that much, and it looks like Triple Deluxe 2. Yes or no?




For those who didnt see it, Meanderbot did this doodle of Sombra for me:

Electric Reaper

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Destructoid? Sounds good, sign me up! - the words of a sick fool dancing along the precipice of the grave


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How to cause a mass extinction event using oxygen: Evolve the capability to photosynthesize and use water to produce oxygen, then reproduce so rapidly that you turn the planet into an oxygenic one as opposed to an anoxygenic one

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As a general rule it has been my observation that the west, meaning ostensibly the and Europe, was beginning to see a much better rate of distribution for collectors editions for AAA Japanese game releases, then this


HOW TO WRITE A GAJKNIGHT BLOG 1: dont write a blog

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To those playing Final Fantasy XV, can we just fucking appreciate how fucking hot Aranea fucking Highwind is? Like, god fucking damn, she is gorgeous as The only fucking thing that could make her even more fuckable is if she had fucking red


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Going through my girlfriends familys storage The first thing we find is a trunk with her sisters sex toys


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Well, whaddya know? Harada still havent given up on


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A Death Company Marine charges my regular tactical and takes only five turna (8 assault rounds) to kill him! Glory to the sons of Sanguinious, I


I just want to go home, paint my loyalist Death Guard and wargame Cold War brush wars forever


10 minutes into chapter 13 and Im convinced Im playing a different game They didnt seriously ok this did they?

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I was going to do a front page article on the censored scene in Tales of Berseria, but decided against it for its spoiler-y nature, not wanting to spoil anything for Not sure if anyone else is going to pick it up, but just be warned


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Is this song rock n roll, or is it metal? I have difficulty telling the 2


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