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3 people who can dodge Amatsu + 1 person who can't dodge Amatsu << 4 people who can't dodge Amatsu. At least in the second group you fail fast.

 
 
 

In my state some crazy bitch killed a guy, stole his car, then abducted her two little children, asphyxiated them, then turned herself in. How in the name of fuck can someone do that? Surely she gets life without parole. Lord.

 
 
 

New Music: Warrior Spirit (2016) - I had a "work in progress" called Warrior Spirit back in 2011 or so, but I never completed it. It doesn't sound anything like this song, I just wanted to use the name ^^ The WIP became Nu on From Alpha to Omega.


 
 
 

People dump on Dead Space 3 for the micro-transactions, and rigthly so. But it gave us Simon Templeman as Jakob Danik and for that I am eternally thankful. That man could portray a potted plant and it would still be engrossing. I'd marry that voice.


 
 
 

Fuck. I'm keeping that "young men love the vidja" article open in a locked tab. Lots of great coming together, cheering eachother up, and spreading TRUTH about higher education/the job market. Along with some ADD medication, my future needs more research.


 
 
 

There's two tatted, screaming, roid-raging lunkheads at the gym this morning. I wake and workout at the asscrack of dawn to specifically avoid these people. Did they confuse AM with PM?


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

You know, it's natural for me to get depressed by examples of good writing, because it exemplifies how worthless I am compared to them. But now that I'm actually applauding a 26-page hentai manga for their WRITING, maybe I really am worthless after all.

 
 
 

"Like if the Hungarians can strap two mig 21 engines to a T34 and keep it turreted, you should be able to find some way to stick a 150mm howitzer on top of a tank chassis."


 
 
 

You set up your toilet paper nest in the work bathroom all nice for making the good clean poopoos, but it has an autoflusher so before you sit it flushes and vomits public toilet water all over your precision crafted nest and blows half of it loose!

 
 
 
 
 

Overhead cam of Thomas Haake (Meshuggah, drummer) playing Nostrum, their new song. Totally, totally sick if you're into drumming at all.


 
 
 

I played some Gradius Rebirth yesterday. As much as I'd like to love Gradius V (on PSN), the cutscenes I don't know how to skip are a pain I avoid by playing other games. Such as Gradius Rebirth.

 
 
 

Did some sketching tonight! I dunno why I have Evangelion on the brain lately, but I do. Had fun with this one. Added some quick sketchy color in the comments.


 
 
 

Buys new Wii game. Can't find nunchuk. Buys nunchuk. Tries to play Wii game. Batteries in Wii remote have exploded. Cleans Wii remote. Pilfers 360 controller batteries. Don't work. Pilfers keyboard batteries. Work. 10 mins later batteries die. FML

 
 
 
 
 

For a 15 year old series, Ace Attorney still hasn't lost its touch for me. I'll need some time to reflect on the game more but I'll say Spirit of Justice improves on its predecessor on many levels and reminds me why I got into gaming in the first place.


 
 
 

DQ Builders: If you're OCD enough, you can literally dig a giant moat around your whole city, and connect it to a tunnel leading to the ocean and fill it with water. I currently built giant highways across the whole game world to the mountains. So fun.

 
 
 
 
 

I have discovered the last challenge star in Talos Principle: Road to Gehenna. Tune into my stream tomorrow to hear me fight back tears as I 100% this masterpiece of a game.

 
 
 

Currently coming out of a migraine fugue state. I hate whimpering for all the wrong reasons. Upside: was shown this so life is ok.


 
 
 

The Dragon Quest VII Diaries: Little did the Elder Khalid know, his son @KhalidtheEternalNigh was forever bound by Destructoid's curse never to return, though he continues to ward off cat boys and magical girls valiantly with Bob's Burgers gifs


 
 
 
 
 

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Zaboru

My day at work today was pretty much the definition of Murphys Fuck my work At the same time, I posted something small for my friend who has her birthday earlier and it apparently made her pretty happy and Im glad about that, so all is well :3

 
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Vadicta

Id love a fighting game about kids dads brawling on lawns, parking lots, high school football stadiums, The kids could be support, tossing their dads beers and When the timer ends, the police show Call it Dad Fight! Shirts Off

 
Twisted Jenius

Pretty exciting day The game that Ive spent the last 8 years working on (Twistys Asylum Escapades) is finally being released on Steam! Go have a look-

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

Ana is hilariously broken on Arcade brawl Her sleep dart recovers faster than the duration of the You can loop it if your teammates dont hit the Kept a Dva asleep for a good minute and a half while I chucked grenades to

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Theres a free Sonic 25th Anniversary 3DS theme out Nothing too fancy, but its free and has the character select music from Sonic

 
Shinkz

Why does that unfunny fat fuck Corden and his shitty episodes go up instantly but not the awesome Forged In Fire!? Raaaaaaaargh! I hate waiting! Raaaaaaawrgh!!

 
Dreggsao

Does anyone know if the version of The Saboteur comes with DLC? Because a french burlesque show with no nudity is just WRONG!

 
JcDent

My cat has similar attitude to claw-kneading and laying on my girlfriends

 
ZombZ

Torbjörn players are Still PotG

 
JPF720

I dont know if any movie has managed to make me cry by the end of the intro on my first time watching it like Kubo and the Two Strings And then kept me weeping all the way

 
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I forgot I finished Big O and wanted to share my final thoughts on Dorothy best girl; Big duo best Also the show reminds me of batman in a good

 
Vadicta

Is Haydee satire, or are people really that hard up?

 
JcDent

Fifty Shades Of Feldgrau or why you should just relax and paint your WWII

 
Jiraya

How my morning is turning out

 
SirNinjaFace

#catchytoid I give you my joy I give you my pain

 
Shinkz

Instead of sending me nasty emails for 2 weeks demanding payment for something I preodered back in January and currently dont have the money for, why dont you just CANCEL THE

 
lewness

3 people who can dodge Amatsu + 1 person who cant dodge Amatsu << 4 people who cant dodge At least in the second group you fail

 
homeoftheblues

In my state some crazy bitch killed a guy, stole his car, then abducted her two little children, asphyxiated them, then turned herself How in the name of fuck can someone do that? Surely she gets life without

 
Alphadeus

New Music: Warrior Spirit (2016) - I had a work in progress called Warrior Spirit back in 2011 or so, but I never completed It doesnt sound anything like this song, I just wanted to use the name ^^ The WIP became Nu on From Alpha to

 
Kerrik52

People dump on Dead Space 3 for the micro-transactions, and rigthly But it gave us Simon Templeman as Jakob Danik and for that I am eternally That man could portray a potted plant and it would still be Id marry that

 
SeymourDuncan17

Im keeping that young men love the vidja article open in a locked Lots of great coming together, cheering eachother up, and spreading TRUTH about higher education/the job Along with some ADD medication, my future needs more

 
SpielerDad

Theres two tatted, screaming, roid-raging lunkheads at the gym this I wake and workout at the asscrack of dawn to specifically avoid these Did they confuse AM with PM?

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

When you win offense match in under a minute after enemy team talked shit whole previous

 
JcDent

The tank is LANDSHIP, not a SHIP!

 
Dreamweaver

You know, its natural for me to get depressed by examples of good writing, because it exemplifies how worthless I am compared to But now that Im actually applauding a 26-page hentai manga for their WRITING, maybe I really am worthless after

 
JcDent

Like if the Hungarians can strap two mig 21 engines to a T34 and keep it turreted, you should be able to find some way to stick a 150mm howitzer on top of a tank

 
Dr Mel

You set up your toilet paper nest in the work bathroom all nice for making the good clean poopoos, but it has an autoflusher so before you sit it flushes and vomits public toilet water all over your precision crafted nest and blows half of it loose!

 
Shinkz

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Shinta

Overhead cam of Thomas Haake (Meshuggah, drummer) playing Nostrum, their new Totally, totally sick if youre into drumming at

 
Flegma

I played some Gradius Rebirth As much as Id like to love Gradius V (on PSN), the cutscenes I dont know how to skip are a pain I avoid by playing other Such as Gradius

 
BarnacleBritches

Did some sketching tonight! I dunno why I have Evangelion on the brain lately, but I Had fun with this Added some quick sketchy color in the

 
Kyle MacGregor

Buys new Wii Cant find Buys Tries to play Wii Batteries in Wii remote have Cleans Wii Pilfers 360 controller Dont Pilfers keyboard 10 mins later batteries FML

 
Fuzunga

Silly Pizza Dog, you cant eat the whole dang box!

 
The Dyslexic Laywer

For a 15 year old series, Ace Attorney still hasnt lost its touch for Ill need some time to reflect on the game more but Ill say Spirit of Justice improves on its predecessor on many levels and reminds me why I got into gaming in the first

 
Shinta

DQ Builders: If youre OCD enough, you can literally dig a giant moat around your whole city, and connect it to a tunnel leading to the ocean and fill it with I currently built giant highways across the whole game world to the So

 
StriderHoang

Whos that Pokemon!

 
Amna Umen

I have discovered the last challenge star in Talos Principle: Road to Tune into my stream tomorrow to hear me fight back tears as I 100% this masterpiece of a