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Sometimes I'm Euro-poopin', but I'm mostly European!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

It's amazing when the purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink off hari-kari rock. I need scissors. 61!

 
 
 

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People seem to be angry at the mere mention of a war starting. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99% of City State citizens are pigs.

 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that one member of my family is traitor mutant heretic. I don't ge-[BLAM] The poster has been executed for heresy and treason. The Emperor preserves.

 
 
 
 
 

I think next week Jim's doing a review of the the top 10 game torrents on Piratebay while wondering why every cracked game isn't $2.


 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that my pants are off. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity in attire, especially when everyone is 99% in pants.

 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that someone is Darcsen. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99℅ of soldiers are Gallian.

 
 
 
 
 

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People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that a mech is a Big. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99% of mechs are Gundams.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that a citizen is Krogan. I don't get it. What is there to be angry about? I'm not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when the Universe is like 99% Turian.

 
 
 
 

Rules for a turf-claiming card game

After reading months ago how Splatoon was getting a themed deck of cards, I thought it'd be a shame if there weren't a game inspired by Splatoon to play with them. Here's a simple card game I came up with for the regular 52-card d...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

When you realize that ultimately, regardless of the length of your life, there is no way to meaningfully interact with the universe, or even the world. #panictoid

 
 
 

Your boss rounds the corner to your cubicle and you don't see her in time. You try and ALT+TAB to your "work" window, but you weren't quick enough, and it's obvious as to what you were doing. #PanicToid

 
 
 
 
 

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James Internet Ego

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crouchingsquid

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Occams

I miss Sealab

 
Kaleido Ruby

My brain today after getting back to work only to see that I have a metric ton of things to

 
Torchman

Aw ya them new avatar

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

New Power Pak+ get! Fun Fact: These have a matte finish by Mine was so worn down it became glossy!

 
Torchman

YO OUR OLD UK STAFF HAVE A NEW SITE IF YOU DIDNT KNOW

 
MeanderBot

I, for one, am very thankful for

 
AdmiralAckbong

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travolta

Post a pic of your furbabies! This is He enjoys sleeping and

 
travolta

Dtoid frontpage has aids, but everything else is Looks like Ill be hanging out here for the rest of the day!

 
ragm54

What the fuck is going here guys? Also, holy crap I didnt thought #PanicToid would spread like Its like, you have sexual relations with a monkey and everyone wants

 
Occams

Me reading the Qposts

 
Torchman

Also a Hancock review

 
Torchman

Oi nerds, new review up by CJ

 
Double Monocles

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weslikestacos

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ooktar

Why the fuck is everyone so angry?

 
MeanderBot

I was told there would be monster girls today?

 
weslikestacos

The Kingpin has a serious foot

 
Perro

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention of turn-based I dont get it, whats there to be angry about? Im not sorry I celebrate diversity in videogames,especially when 99% are first person

 
ikiryou

No Mans Sky wont require Playstation Plus but you will need to be connected online in order to name your planetary conquests such gems as NepNep or

 
BigDoniel

Admittedly its been a bit of a slow burn, but by golly Preacher was Everything is coming together, and its such a cool Finale looks amazing as well, gonna be a long wait to the next season!

 
Vadicta

#librarybookoftheday

 
Luca Blight

Is just me or cant anyone get on the homepage with a phone?

 
GoofierBrute

Everyones getting mad and scared about stuff in the QPsosts today, and here I am taking it easy and looking over all the pictures I took at Comic Con last

 
LinkSlayer64

PEOPLE SEEM TO GET REALLY ANGRY ABOUT THE MERE MENTION OF TYPING IN ALL I DONT GET IT, WHATS THERE TO BE ANGRY ABOUT? IM NOT SORRY I CELEBRATE DIVERSITY IN CASE DISTINCTION, ESPECIALLY WHEN EVERYONE TYPES 99% OF THE TIME IN

 
Sr Churros

Rio 2016 Olympics #Panictoid

 
RadicalYoseph

People seem to be angry at the mere mention of my waifu being What is there to be angry about? Im not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99% of waifus are

 
 Dango

Sometimes Im Euro-poopin, but Im mostly European!

 
JcDent

Swordsecution is real!

 
Jed Whitaker

What a wonderful, fun filled qtoid we have Yet so

 
Pixie The Fairy

Its amazing when the purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink off hari-kari I need 61!

 
gajknight

People seem to be angry at the mere mention of me being Basch Fon Ronsenberg of Dalmasca? What is there to be angry about? Im not sorry that I celebrate Basch Fon Ronsenberg of Dalmasca, especially when 99% of Eruyt village is

 
Occams

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Gamemaniac3434

People seem to get really angry at the mere mention that prokaryotes are the most succesful life on I dont get What is there to be angry about? Im not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99% of societal focus is on

 
Luca Blight

People seem to be angry at the mere mention of a war I dont get What is there to be angry about? Im not sorry that I celebrate diversity, especially when 99% of City State citizens are

 
JcDent

People seem to get really angry about the mere mention that one member of my family is traitor mutant I dont ge- The poster has been executed for heresy and The Emperor

 
Barry Kelly

I think next week Jims doing a review of the the top 10 game torrents on Piratebay while wondering why every cracked game isnt

 
Mike Martin

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King Kaiser

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BigDoniel

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Vadicta

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Torchman

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Pixie The Fairy

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Nathan D

#panictoid

 
Amna Umen

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