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According to a douche politician in Texas the reasons for school shootings is violent videogames, abortion, no God in schools, too many entrances in schools, and not enough armed teachers. Link in comments if you dare to read about a complete idiot.


I wrote a blog that has the word "butt" in it 125 times(!). I think you'll like it. Click for Midna, Ghirahim, Tingle, and more!


Far Cry 5 is pretty fun. It's been a while since I've played a Schut game, so I'm enjoying it.


1803, as of late. Though I've been clear so far I've heard a lot of reports to the contrary...


Let's take a moment and admire this thing of beauty I sewed out today.


Have you ever had to pee so bad that time just kind of feels like it's stopped and you transcend into a state of nirvana?


Just letting you guys know that I've contacted the first winner of my giveaway via their Dtoid inbox. They have until Wednesday to reply, and if not I'll pick someone else, and then the 2nd winner. Thanks for playing, everyone :D!


Does Starfire of Teen Titans have the ability to rapidly heal herself, kinda like Wolverine?




Apparently there’s 807 Pokemon now, my God I feel old...


I learned that the audience for Deadpool 2 was way more respectful than the audience for Infinity War. I had a great time and the movie was exactly what I needed in my life. I even gasped at one point (spoiler tagged moment in comments).


For what felt like forever every game wanted to be GTA or CoD. Now Call of Duty and Rockstar are both chasing an all-consumimg trend set by a tiny developer I'd never heard of and copied extremely successfully by Epic. I feel old.


So I thought I'd get a head start on the game I'm playing for my #BandofBloggers theme next month (psst, btw write about taking a walk in the woods guys) and hoo boy...this frame rate...it's bad...I may have chosen...poorly... #TooManyDotDotDots


Never knew I wanted this. But I really want this. Link in comments.


Quick Cblog question - what size should I make images? I need them to be as big as they can be for detail without either breaking the editor or slowing down the page. I just need to know what resolution to resize them to. Can anyone tell me?


Well, shit, Harry's been busy slammin and jammin.


What even is this song? Is it the curse of Kats?


Coupon for $5 off a $60 purchase at Play-Asia in the comments.


Picked up the Stone Mason edition of God of War for my best friend. He says he likes it so far. I’m not a God of War fan myself, but it’s cool seeing someone else having so much fun with it. And it was one epic unboxing event! Tons of stuff!


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Here Be Monsters: Producing Tangibly Minatory Creatures in Video Games

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They Are Long, The Days of Whining and Re-releases

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My Top 5 Picks for Newcomers in Super Smash Bros. Switch

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Cblogs of 5/20/18 + Red Dead Redemption 2: The Musical!

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Free-to-Play: Gwent (beta)

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The Butts of Hyrule Warriors: Deluxe Derrière Edition

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Ancestors Legacy Review | I'm A Viking And You Should Be One Too

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Traveller In Playtime - DmC: Devil May Cry Definitve Edition

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Game Start 5

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Let's Reflect #1: The Early Days

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What do you think about the features of games for VR-centers?

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Duke Jacobs, Celebrity Dermatologist: A short story

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Game Compilations that Disappointed Me

Game compilations can be awesome! I love the idea of buying one disc or one cartridge for the price of a new release and having instant access to multiple full games. I especially like when beating those games unlocks even more full on...

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Destiny 2 Trial Pulled from PC

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God of War: Art With a Philosophical Edge (SPOILERS)

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WARNING! Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection is NOT ARCADE PERFECT!

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I Get Bored Reviewing Azure Striker Gunvolt and Talk 'Bout RPG Mechanics Instead

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The Infinity Theory

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Warframe News! New console update, gamemode, frame and more!

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