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I swear I'm the worst at finishing games. I've yet to beat Death of the Outsider, Hollow Knight, Super Mario 64 AND Prey, even though I'm a significant portion through all of them. Ugh.

 
 
 
 

RNG + Treasure chests in FF12 has me quite angry. I just want techniks, and I don't want to re load a zone 20 times to try and get them

 
 
 

I keep finding excuses to put off playing The Red Strings Club.

 
 
 

Shopaholics never die, they just sale away.

 
 
 

Help a sister out guys. I'm almost set to launch my Etsy shop. I still don't have a name for it. I'm wanting to open March 1st.

 
 
 

Here's a little more Overwatch from me! Just like with RE5, though, I'll probably stop sharing these particular videos from me at this point. Don't wanna inundate you all with everything I post. Anywho, I continue having fun editing these, especially!



 
 
 

Today on this most auspicious of holidays, we must all remember one thing...


 
 
 

To make Bayonetta doable on breaks at work, katanas make her less naked.

 
 
 

Those were the good old days, weren't they?


 
 
 

Finally got around to beating AM2R and I'm seriously impressed. It's better than Samus Returns by a long shot and easily one of the best games in the series. Play it if you haven't!

 
 
 

I still think my idea for Wreck it Ralph 2 is better than what they seem to currently be going for. Having a second Fix it Felix Jr machine where the Ralph in that one enjoys being bad. Just a thought...

 
 
 

Ever wondered how Shadow made Infinite rethink his entire life? Here's your answer.



 
 
 

So guys, I gotta tell you some great news!!! Your girl WON A PLUSHIE COCK!!! I'm so excited. 馃槉

 
 
 

I鈥檓 ready to go home, but my work computer decided to perform a mandatory security update.


 
 
 
 

Looks like the work weeks going to be a light one this week. I also have Hellblade which I'll try to start and I may try to keep cracking at MHW. Overall I'm not feelin too bad today, and I'm hopeful its a good week. Praise Nixon on this glorious day.


 
 
 

Started playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance in honor of Presidents Day. 5 years old and this game is still amazing. It's no wonder Platinum has built up such an awesome reputation.

 
 
 

I searched for "bayonetta switch special edition" on Amazon and found this on the 1st page of results. Is there something I should know about this game?


 
 
 

Gotta love the gym's showers this time of the year, they're either freezing cold or boiling hot.


 
 
 

It might be President Day in the states, but here in Canada it's Family Day! Go celebrate your family! Hug your parents! Chill with your siblings! Or at least give em a phone call!

 
 
 

Ostensibly, today is President's day. (Time and space are both a mystery to me, but my calendar says it is, so whatevs) Related, here is the President of my heart:


 
 
 

... I beat Darkbeast Paarl on the second try? What the fuck? Also the visceral attacks were doing like a third of his health, that was nuts.

 
 
 

21 degrees and snowing. Perfect weather for a run to the gym!

 
 
 
 

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Comments of the Week 39: Post Hoc, Ergo, Propter Hoc


A Cold Cold Man Winter is almost over here and thank God, for I do not know how much longer I cam bare this cold (I say as those in Scotland, Canada, Greenland, Sweden etc. all laugh heartily).  Though the weather may be stereoty...

 
 
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Terrible Tactics: Fortnite


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The Heel Turn: Maniac Mario


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Falling Back Into Things


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The Eternal Backlog - Ep 06 - SEASON 1 FINALE - Adeus 2017, and rot in hell


  Goodbye shitty year, and welcome possibly eve more shittier new year! Ok, last year was freaking shitty, current one seems like is going to give 2017 a run for its money. The funny thing is that while the world seem to get prog...

 
 
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Thoughts on my Backlog


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Heel-Turn: Kingdom Hearts


The Kingdom Hearts series has so many heel-turns that it was hard to pick one to focus on for this blog. The series is long and a little confusing with a lot of twists and turns that provide ample opportunity for characters to abruptly...

 
 
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More Proof That Poker Is Game of Skill Emerges


The longstanding debate over whether poker is a game of skill or chance has witnessed several twists and turns, with statistical experts, players and casual observers offering a broad array of insights and opinions.   This week, t...

 
 
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Game Development: Heading into Early Access on Steam


Welcome to the weekly Zazmo Arcade UpdateBeen a lot of action at the Time Foundation and we have the videos to prove it.First off, Early AccessWe did a bit of thinking about this one. The Zazmo Arcade has been getting some really good ...

 
 
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Cblogs of 2/9/17&2/16/18+Warcrack


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Retro review: Can of Worms (Livewire, 1986)


I decided to start reviewing old 1980s games I have in my collection, games most of you really have never heard of. Good or bad, no matter. This is, in a way, a continuation of OkändOnsdag, except now I'm focusing on a single game...

 
 
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Rico's thoughts on Mental Health


Alright, so I had started this conversation in the comments section of qposts. But I feel like this requires a bit more time and nuance than that. There are a few things you need to know about me and the goal of this cblog before we ca...

 
 
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Top 10 GENESIS Games:


Now that I completed my Genesis Reviews series (playing around 33 Genesis games), it’s time to make a top 10 list of all the Genesis games. In my opinion, any console with 10 must play games is worth owning. That number of great ...

 
 
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Thoughts on Secret of Mana remake (PS4)


Things I enjoy about the game so far: No limit of 4 of each item. Thank god. Can now collect up to 12 of the same item. Music can be switched between classic and rearranged. Running doesn't completely reset your charge bar. Charging you...

 
 
 
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The Silent Wonder of Monster Hunter World's Multiplayer


I've made well over a dozen friends while playing Monster Hunter World. I haven't spoken a single word to any of them.    Maybe "friend" is a bit of a stretch but there's no doubting that I have made so many fun and unique e...

 
 
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Secret of Mana (PS4 Remake) First Impressions!


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Capturing the Moment Part 1: The Story of the Dazzle DVC 100


I figured I should start blogging at some point and one idea I floated around Quick Posts was a blogging series on video capture devices. My reasoning behind this was that I have been doing video game content on YouTube for almost six ...

 
 
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Book of the Month - Not Quite the Classics


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Gallerytoid Episode 1: Limbo and Introduction


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Final Fantasy XI: The Lost Town of Sel Phiner


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The Time Resident Evil 0 Helped Me Write a Paper


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Game Start v2


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[Splatoon 2] Off the Hook LIVE at Niconico Tokaigi 2018


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Doing Away with Breadcrumbs: In Defense of Tweaking the Quest Arrow


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Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition


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[NSFW] The Grumble worst games of 2017 awards


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New Community Music Album Released - Songs for Gamers DLC Pack 03


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Thoughts on the EVO 2018 Lineup


Another year, another EVO 2018 lineup announcement! This year, Mr. Wizard has announced the following eight games that will be at EVO this year. Out of these eight games, there are one 3D fighter, two 2D fighters, two Smash games, and...

 
 
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Behind the scenes of TERRORHYTM (TRRT)


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The Unknowable Question: A Short Story


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How to Play as: Mortal Kombat 3 - Liu Kang


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Favourite Games I played in 2017


Well it's Feburary - so I've probably missed whatever 'hype' there is for these lists but, ah well... So, here are my top 11 (because 11 is a more awesome number than 10) favourite games (not best) I played in 2017. I've attempted to t...

 
 
 
 
 
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