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Final Fantasy XI: The Lost Town of Sel Phiner

Exploring unused content that doesn't make it into a final game might be my favorite time sink on the internet. Over the years, I've spent many late nights on websites like The Cutting Room Floor and Unseen 64 digging through the disc...

 
 
 
 

Fighting Games Made Me a Man

Boys and girls, it's that time of year again. The time of flowers, candy, and begrudging oral sex. Valentine's Day. And your boy Vaddy--no wait. No. Who am I? Shit. Anyway, let's go lowdown and dirty in this world of animal sexuality t...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Time Resident Evil 0 Helped Me Write a Paper

In the 11th grade I was in some sort of creative writing class. My high school up until the 11th grade had not been stellar, though I did manage to get accepted into college, but this class was different. It was easier for some reason,...

 
 
 
 

Game Start v2

Previously on Dragon B my last blog post, I had talked about wanting to develop my own game. Well, can't do that without actually knowing how to use the tools needed to make one. I'm talking about the engine - the platform that will a...

 
 
 
 

Traveller In Playtime - Zwei: The Arges Adventure

Zwei: The Arges Adventure is the second release of the second version of the original Zwei, a cute dungeoncrawling action RPG originally released by Falcom on the PC in 2001. It was translated and updated by XSEED for a 2018 release on...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

GENESIS Reviews: Sonic the Hedgehog 3

For those reading one of my Genesis review blogs for the first time, here is the basic concept: I already reviewed a bunch of SNES games, so its natural that I am going to review the games of its prime competition. Does the SEGA Genesi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition

A game without DLC is like a woman without a pair of breasts, It was supposed to be attached but for some reason, it's not.   Folks Let me take you back in time, A time if you googled 'Kevin Spacey and 14-year-...

 
 
 
 
 
 

[NSFW] The Grumble worst games of 2017 awards

It's that time again to hand out the other awards. The awards for which even if a game wins it just makes it a bigger loser. This is the awards where everyone loses even you reading this because you're likely some-one who loves gaming...

 
 
 
 

The Dead Joy-Con Dream

(Image Source: Nintendo UK) Around August last year, I bought a Switch. That's far from a surprise. I've focused on Nintendo platforms my entire life and know there will be a at least a handful of titles I'll want at some point. Howev...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Greetings one and all!

Salutations and good morrow readers! I'm Jesse, one of the new writers over on Flixist, popping over to introduce myself to you studly and sexy readers. I'm the new Features writer over on the site, so it's my job to write about a whol...

 
 
 
 

Thoughts on the EVO 2018 Lineup

Another year, another EVO 2018 lineup announcement! This year, Mr. Wizard has announced the following eight games that will be at EVO this year. Out of these eight games, there are one 3D fighter, two 2D fighters, two Smash games, and...

 
 
 
 

Behind the scenes of TERRORHYTM (TRRT)

Hi, everybody! We are still working on the #TERRORHYTHM characters' animation. Now the main character has a deadly katana! Shreds enemies quickly, easily and sharp! Check it up! Game Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/75238...

 
 
 
 

The Unknowable Question: A Short Story

If this journal has made its way into your hands then it is too late for me. What is contained within these pages is meant for the mind of no man, yet I could not keep myself from recording the events which led to my demise. Do not rea...

 
 
 
 

Cblogs of 2/5/2018 + Lost Recap + New Job

I actually had a recap subject ready and typed two days ago. However, I wrote it at my work PC and forgot to email it to myself prior to doing this. At least I have a recap ready for next week then. Anyways, since I don't have anythin...

 
 
 
 

How to Play as: Mortal Kombat 3 - Liu Kang

Today guys, I have studied Mortal Kombat 2 and 3 so decided to make Cblogs for the moves and techniques. I chose MK 3 because people seem to play it more. Also, heads up to Jetfandam for inspiring me to get better at these guides!...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Michformer

‪Drew another illustration yesterday, one that’s based on Condemned 2’s front cover (one of the best box arts ever I love how the bloody eye contrasts with the forward to celebrating its 10th anniversary next month

 
 
MetemNight

Ive come to an Monster Hunter now has both a rampaging pickle, and a rampaging I can 100% guarantee that the next invader-style monster is going to be some kind of fish It adds Water is coming

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Out of the blue my Stepdad just texted me asking if we could start to split the cable/internet Thats about another $80 a month in addition to the $200 I put on the gas, and whatever I end up doing with my I dunno if I can afford

 
 
Greenhornet214

Theres sadism, theres masochism, and then theres

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Im glad Kingdom Come is doing well despite some reviewers attempting to tank it because they dont like the lead creator and because a game that strives for historical accuracy unlike any other doesnt play by modern progressive

 
 
TheCoolFreezer

Looking at Ni No Kuni II, and it looks really cool! Will I have to play the first one, or is this a final Fantasy situation where you don’t have to know anything?

 
 
TheCoolFreezer

Looking at Ni No Kuni II, and it looks really cool! Will I have to play the first one, or is this a final Fantasy situation where you don’t have to know anything?

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Curious about Have you ever bought a game not because you expected it to be good, but because you just wanted to enjoy one or a few particular concepts it uses?

 
 
RiffRaff

Tough Monster Hunter or double dip on

 
 
Rudorlf

So I just watched a recent tear-jerking anime that I could somehow relate to when it comes to its subject It has a few issues, but I enjoyed it Plus, I thought of it having a weird crossover art with another

 
 
Pixie The Fairy

The Warrior of Light is no longer a homeless The House of Niyahn has been built!

 
 
JDelwynn

Its been years since I had a game I cant wait to play when I get back Nioh is like digital

 
 
JuIc3

I’m bogged down with Bayonetta, MGR, Monster Hunter, and Resident Evil Should keep me busy until other news, my cats are assholes 🍑😼

 
 
Antivan Crow

About a week ago NinjaTheory posted this tweet: do you think theyre up to? I hope its something about

 
 
Luca Blight

I stared at the abyss and it stared Its officially a staring

 
 
Kerrik52

I also have the Sega coupons to give These include Dawn of War 2: Retribution, Endless Legend, Endless Space Collection, Bayonetta and Total War: Shogun 2 Fall of the Ask and ye shall

 
 
Lawman

Earth Defense Force 5 is getting a crossover Starship Troopers!? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 
 
Rasori

When youre playing a game and it presents you with 2 paths, and you hope the path you chose is a side path so you can get the extra stuff before you progress, but then the cut scene triggers and you realise it is I love

 
 
Bush Dog

A little treat from some of our local #Musictoid

 
 
vxxy

And before the day is over, Happy #MagicalGirlMonday :)

 
 
chlmera

I hate sleep Im so tired but I dont want to close my eyes because my body freezes up and it feels I know its pretty stupid but I just cant stand

 
 
Lawman

Definitely need to keep street fighting and monster hunting They dont work especially well Didnt stop me from ending a Great Jagras life and being a total asshole about it,

 
 
Chris Moyse

Back in It was warmer in Canada

 
 
bong264 from distant Coorhagen

Last one for presidents Good old honest Abe is my personal hero and favorite president! one of the reasons I read up so much about our civil war history in my youth was because of if you havent already go watch steven spielbergs movie Lincoln :P

 
 
TheNewDeadar64

Having a conversation with the Lass consisting solely of Twin Peaks My friends, this is what love

 
 
Hedgie007

Just started playing Kingdom Hearts for the first

 
 
TysonOfTime

Yooo, DOOM on Switch got added Gyro Nice! Was hoping that would be added!

 
 
Hypno

Smoked Torchman and Bass in 2 rounds of GeoGuessr Feels good to lay down the law on those

 
 
KnickKnackMyWack

Congrats on Loves victory in Splatfest!

 
 
taterchimp

Ohhhhhgod Yiazmats What a waste of a night

 
 
ViceProphet

Streaming at if you want to hear literally the best commentary on Fortnite

 
 
Greenhornet214

Watching silly game show answers is one of my main Discovered this compilation yesterday and it is brilliant!

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Why do you think Yakuza is still not on PC despite its latest resurgence? Sega is no stranger to the platform and were long past the days when it was believed niche Japanese games didnt have an audience on why? I dont get

 
 
Gamemaniac3434

Tried Hellblade Senuas Sacrifice after buying it Definitely an interesting game in some regards, need to keep mulling it over and beat it before I say anything Also, the surround sound headphones are paying

 
 
FakePlasticTree

I have now gotten to the part of Dream Drop Distance, where even if I try my best to make sense of the plot and all the absurd revelations it just doesn’t add “Oh, but that guy in a brown cloak was actually just a time travelling Ansem, bla

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

HOLY SHIT THE MEAN BEAN MACHINE BOSS FIGHT

 
 
Mike Sounders

Another example of Bandai Namco being shit at advertising their non-DBZ/Naruto/SAO anime games outside of Japan: Little Witch Academia comes out Little to no fanfare or press releases have happened for

 
 
Marcel Hoang

I triple carted while helping Lemon Buster and Fenriff do the HR49 Kirin You’re never too cool to get paralyzed, then stunned, then struck by lightning in quick

 
 
taterchimp

Do you think there was a lot of affirmative action at Hogwarts?

 
 
Fuzunga

Never forget

 
 
Gundy The Hyena

Fought two bandits in Kingdom After a tough fight lasting about 2 minutes I finally killed them both only to bleed out a few seconds 10/10 realism

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

Actual best

 
 
ViceProphet

Any advice for a getting into the journalism industry?

 
 
homeoftheblues

I really want to get a new gaming/workhorse What are some your brand recommendations? Reliability, value, I could build a rig but thing is I dont have much experience plus the crypto market has made prices So prebuilt

 
 
COTW

Whats this? CotW will be up in two minutes you say? Well blow me (please do)

 
 
Rico the Penguin

I admit I didnt respond to people personally from that last But I really appreciate everyones I hope everyone has had (and will continue to have) a nice weekend + holiday and

 
 
travolta

some Dark Souls 1 Come watch please! Follow me, Ill follow back and if you autohost me, ill autohost you!

 
 
FakePlasticTree

That musical karaoke nonesense in the Fantasia world in DDD has effectively ruined the world for me, as I like the soundtrack for But this musical karaoke mini-game nonesense is just

 
 
Michformer

Got myself a nazar Fits like a glove!

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Have the Birthday girl Futaba getting the headpats she deserves!~ Full comic here: