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Being disgusted by all the loud sex and bathroom befoulment at Whole Foods when all you want is a nice IPA to drink rectally. #MyBattlefield

 
 
 

Wearing your anarchy symbol t-shirt to Whole Foods while spending $60 on vegan cheese and soy bacon. #MyBattlefield

 
 
 

When you're trying to read about video games cause this is a video game website but everyone wants to shove cucumbers up their air conditioners in various vegan-friendly stores #NotMyDtoid

 
 
 
 
 

Trying to actually buy food at Whole Foods while everyone else is having air conditioned sex and shoving cucumbers up their ass in the bathroom and back alley. #MyBattlefield

 
 
 

1) I think I’m addicted to Hollow Knight 2) I need a new castlevania game set in the dark ages 3) I want season two of Castlevania to come out

 
 
 
 
 

I'm sorry for everyone's poor experience at Whole Foods. At Trader Joe's, we understand your needs for solicited back alley sex, dildo maintenance, and air conditioning. Come on by for a true neighborhood shopping experience. #MyBattlefield

 
 
 

"100 hours of community service for publicly masturbating Pokémon Go player". Hey GajKnight, what gives? You didn't tell me you were visiting!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Just bought Titanfall 2 ($7.50), Dragon Age Inquisition ($3.24) and Mirror's Edge Catalyst ($5). So much for "boycotting EA" :/ Buying Titanfall 2 just makes me hate EA even more, but goddamn I love that game.


 
 
 
 
 

Thinking about getting Far Cry 4 or Far Cry 5 while others have lound se... hug sessions.#MyBattlefield

 
 
 

Another perfect landing.


 
 
 

Getting thrown out of Whole Foods for shoving farm to shelf cucumbers up your ass, but you were just repositioning your green dildo that was already there. #MyBattlefield

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Friends and Trading finally coming to Pokemon GO... THIS WEEK! announcement link in comments.


 
 
 

Woohoo! Second series of her finally arrived! I finally have her with maracas!


 
 
 

the latest episode of My Hero Academia was hype as fuck, if you aren't already watching the show, you should start.


 
 
 

Dammit, I just uninstalled Pokemon Go a few days ago and then they come out with a surprisingly deep trading and friendship system. Fine, I'll take you back! Link in comments


 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

King Kaiser

Getting into a street fight with a yoga instructor in the parking lot at Whole Foods over an off-color comment he made about you and your common law wifes open #MyBattlefield

 
 
TriCerAroK

In order to get DLC in BLOPS4, you must purchase the season pass, which will only be sold with deluxe versions of the

 
 
MeanderBot

Being disgusted by all the loud sex and bathroom befoulment at Whole Foods when all you want is a nice IPA to drink #MyBattlefield

 
 
Occams

Wearing your anarchy symbol t-shirt to Whole Foods while spending $60 on vegan cheese and soy #MyBattlefield

 
 
Soulbow

When youre trying to read about video games cause this is a video game website but everyone wants to shove cucumbers up their air conditioners in various vegan-friendly stores #NotMyDtoid

 
 
GoofierBrute

Trying to actually buy food at Whole Foods while everyone else is having air conditioned sex and shoving cucumbers up their ass in the bathroom and back #MyBattlefield

 
 
Forsaken Knight

1) I think I’m addicted to Hollow Knight 2) I need a new castlevania game set in the dark ages 3) I want season two of Castlevania to come out

 
 
Wes Tacos

When administering loud sex in a Whole Foods bathroom actually makes it #MyBattlefield

 
 
ooktar

Im sorry for everyones poor experience at Whole At Trader Joes, we understand your needs for solicited back alley sex, dildo maintenance, and air Come on by for a true neighborhood shopping #MyBattlefield

 
 
ShadeOfLight

100 hours of community service for publicly masturbating Pokémon Go Hey GajKnight, what gives? You didnt tell me you were visiting!

 
 
dephoenix

I found Occams

 
 
Rad Party God

Just bought Titanfall 2 Dragon Age Inquisition and Mirrors Edge Catalyst So much for boycotting EA :/ Buying Titanfall 2 just makes me hate EA even more, but goddamn I love that

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Going to Trader Joes instead of Whole Foods because they have those tasty green tea mints and BETTER air conditioning! #MyBattlefield

 
 
Lex

Thinking about getting Far Cry 4 or Far Cry 5 while others have lound hug

 
 
Adzuken

Another perfect

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Getting thrown out of Whole Foods for shoving farm to shelf cucumbers up your ass, but you were just repositioning your green dildo that was already #MyBattlefield

 
 
Shinkz

Awww

 
 
dephoenix

Watching Dere and Hypno having loud sex near and/or in Whole #MyBattlefield

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

Doing loud crap while taking Whole Foods sex in an air #MyBattlefield

 
 
Forever Dere

Doing loud sex while taking an air conditioned crap in Whole #MyBattlefield

 
 
ZombieC0RPS

Friends and Trading finally coming to Pokemon THIS WEEK! announcement link in

 
 
Shinkz

Woohoo! Second series of her finally arrived! I finally have her with maracas!

 
 
Keiichi Morisato

the latest episode of My Hero Academia was hype as fuck, if you arent already watching the show, you should

 
 
Samhain

Dammit, I just uninstalled Pokemon Go a few days ago and then they come out with a surprisingly deep trading and friendship Fine, Ill take you back! Link in comments

 
 
Hypno

Doing loud sex in the dumpster behind Whole Foods #MyBattlefield

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Pictured: Wes beating his meat for the 15th time that

 
 
Anthony Marzano

Sneaking into Whole Foods to take an air conditioned #MyBattlefield

 
 
Classic bong264
 
 
RenaudB90

I think Ive created a

 
 
Flegma

After playing No Thing on Switch as much as I have, Ive continued questioning my right to state my opinion on video games even

 
 
taterchimp

D&D is the Scribblenauts of RPGs

 
 
Boxed Swine

Pokemon Lets Go to the polls! We wont Pikachu placing your ballot, Eevee though we want

 
 
Chris Hovermale

Why am I compelled to talk about Spinnah literally every time I see Granblue Fantasy these days

 
 
RiffRaff

Why is it people often come out of the woodwork only to bitch about something or be negative? So, lets buck the Whats something you love about gaming, Dtoid, movies, humanity, life, whatever?

 
 
TricksterX

RIP my Xbox One Good thing my DS4 works on most PC games

 
 
Kerrik52

Turns out there is a Keanu Reeves lookalike in an episode of Witch Hunter Robin, where hes voiced by Steve Fancy

 
 
RiffRaff

#Darksiders3

 
 
Shinkz
 
 
Xeo

What I thought was a cold or simple illness as it turns out has probably been food My stomach is reeling from it and Im feeling a bit

 
 
JcDent

I suddenly feel the urge to have a matchbox

 
 
Marcel Hoang

How on Earth does Dreamwork’s Voltron segue so easily from galaxy-wide civil unrest to “let’s play Space D&D!”

 
 
Electric Reaper

When and why was the file upload limit changed from 3 MB to 2 MB?

 
 
Lord Spencer

The Switchs 2nd year is obviously slower than its Especially if you owned a Wii For non owners of that unfortunate consoles, most of its ports are new It reminds me of the PS4s first year, but w/o Call of

 
 
Parismio

Im reading that even legal residents are being rounded Citizenships are being taken and kids still being put into

 
 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

So, I ended up getting that year of PS+ for $46 after I figured with the discounts alone itd be worth Im hoping by the time it expires Ill be in a better money position to afford And something multiplayer-y with you guys?

 
 
Rad Party God

Metroid Fusion might be one of the best E rated horror-themed games Ive ever I swear I was legitimately creeped out with the SA-X on my first Scared of a GBA game! I only felt a similar dread to that with Nemesis on Resident Evil

 
 
Osc

Hunter x Hunter surprised me so much with the Chimera Ant Arc back when it Happy to see the dub is finally Great This outro is a favorite of #musictoid | Yuzu - Hyōri Ittai

 
 
Shibboletho

Y’all! @frosty and I are streaming Hyper Light Come hang out and criticize my first