There she is: my baby. A 3 year old, 1.67GHz PPC PowerBook G4 that just came back from surgery after a complete hard drive crash. She's fantastic, always helping with blogging, shoopin', Amazoning, the occasional synthin' and the abilit...

He's been called the "Freddie Wilson of Destructoid," the "Yahoo Serious of YouTube," and even "Frogner." In the past he's made "epic lulz" and taught everyone a thing or two about c-blog etiquette. On the eve of the eve of his dropping t...

You're Marine Colonel Marty McFly. Your mission: Don the Beta Suit and hunt rogue scientist, Dr. Emmet Brown, through time. He's changing history and building an army; he could create a paradox that would end the world as we know it. Y...

You've heard the C-Blog True Internet Story: Michigan NARP, now I bring you a behind-the-scenes look at the "fajita" incident. 11:47:07 PM Tazar: off topic 11:47:10 PM Tazar: at applebees 11:47:14 PM Tazar: when the waitress came up 11:4...

Video games are great, we know this, but there's room for improvement. Downloadble content? Nope. HD graphics? Nope. Motion control? Nope. Surround sound? No. Blu-rayz? No. The answer is: Prince. Our fellow community member, Cowzil...

You like ninjas? They're alright, I guess. I think they live in 360s, which might be the cause for random disc read errors and red rings. Maybe they're angry because they're so small -- you know that can affect a person's self esteem. ...

Like all those letters in Penthouse Forum, this kind of stuff never happens to me. Ever. A reader at GoNintendo happened upon some nerd gold when he found a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl hanging around at Sears a whole week and a ha...

Something coerced me out of the dark hole I've been living in -- something of a greater power. Remember how Doc Brown fell, hit his head and had a vision of the flux capacitor which would then make time travel possible as well as some pr...

This may not be like the Nirvana album, but the Live service seemed to blow its face off with a shotgun over the weekend. Yeah, I went there. Now that we've established this post as being real dickish, let's get down to brass tacks. Wh...

You're Marine Colonel Marty McFly. Your mission: Don the Beta Suit and hunt rogue scientist, Dr. Emmet Brown, through time. He's changing history and building an army; he could create a paradox that would end the world as we know it. Y...

You're Marine Colonel Marty McFly. Your mission: Don the Beta Suit and hunt rogue scientist, Dr. Emmet Brown, through time. He's changing history and building an army; he could create a paradox that would end the world as we know it. Y...

I'm not a RTS fan, I'll get that out there right now. I've played a bunch in my day, but I don't have the strategical patience to ever make it work for me. What usually happens is I get about 1/3 through the campaign and then a waiter c...

What was that line from Bambi? Oh yeah, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." Crap, I screwed that up with the title. Oh well. Word to yo mama, Thumper.

I remember that one Christmas where I beat my brother about the head with a lead pipe and shived my mom. That year was so epic that none have come close to reaching its levels of awesome; fortunately, Amazon used their Asari powers and f...

DUDEZ! It's only $14.99 which is totally a steal to be one of the first to play the best game evar!!! I'm so excited, I just can't hide it. Oh wow wow wow wow, I can't checkout fast enough. Yo, get in on this so we can all play tog...

If you're looking for a last minute Christmas present for either yourself or a loved one, but it's tough to decide between gifts and that bag of crack, then you should pay attention. Amazon has put the holidays in a crippler crossface ...

It's so majestic, so strong, yet so refined. King Bale lives within all of us! Thankfully technology is able to contain this much epic into a smaller size. thanks to Mason Rhade for coming to the party naked and providing the origina...

I was sickeningly excited for Stranglehold when I first heard about it. The game would be a sequel to the penultimate guns akimbo, baby saving, bullet ballet that was John Woo's Hard Boiled and it was developed by those responsible for P...

This deal is completely uninteresting unless you're someone that gets off watching The Disney Channel. I've watched Fred Savage's "Phil of the Future" so I know who these two are because 1/2 of them is in the show and they like to air ad...

I have kind of a problem with light gun games: I love them too much. This deal is a tough one, to be perfectly honest. On one hand, a game that normally runs about $90 is down to a pretty sweet $49.99 + free shipping. On the other han...

I'll just let you know right off the bat that I bought this today. I had to. First off, it's $25 + free shipping. Secondly, I love Viva Pinata; it's hard not to, honestly, just look at how damn ridiculous it is. Thirdly, Dr. Ron: Medi...

Hey hey to the PS3 love today! Miguel Ferrer once said, "War: it's fantastic!" Which one can definitely agree on if they've ever experienced the Call of Duty 4 multiplayer experience. Yeah, the single player is ok, but it doesn't hold ...

If I woke up this morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be any more surprised than I am right now. Amazon must've been exploring the desert and happened upon the fabled Ark of the Covenant, only to discover it was not fille...

Looks like the Winter season is in full effect here in upstate NY. I could spend $19.99 on the game or I could just go outside with a snow shovel and smack random things around, cheer when I get it past a tree and make "oooooohhhhhhh" so...

We'll keep this short and brief because it's Sunday and who wants to read stuff on Sunday? Do you like Trauma Center? If so, you can't go wrong with this. Not only is it $29.99 + free shipping but where else can you experience what is ...

$34.99 + free shipping DO NOT BUY!

I seriously have nothing to say about this today, besides the fact that it's $19.99 and it more than likely sucks, despite what my brother will have me believe. I blame Superman Returns for 360, which I'm punishing myself with as of late...

Sony disappointed a lot of people with the feature set of the the 2.0 firmware update. There were nifty, but kinda "not what we wanted" stuff such as remote turn on and playlist features, not to mention the rather useless and aesthetical...

Those deviant devils of dystopian dioramas at Amazon must be chasing the dragon today. Yesterday they were selling the HD-DVD player for $129.99 which was a nice $50 chunk off (like that scene in Se7en, you know the one) and last night it...

What was that line from Bambi? Oh yeah, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." Crap, I screwed that up with the title. Oh well. Word to yo mama, Thumper.