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And now for something completely Geoff

2007-03-05 17:15:00·  2 minute read   ·  Papa Niero
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Ok, enough. While the greater part of the video game industry and all digable planets that surround it sit idle in San Francisco for the appointed fancy pants to start saying things, the internet is eerily quiet with nothing but quirky video game news to report. I want blood, drama, gossip, and prerendered things to criticize and it isn't happening fast enough. All we have are giraffes and swag bags. Thankfully, the Destructophone rang. There was screaming. "Jesus?" I asked. "No, Geoff." Oh yes, it has been broughten.
 
At the precipice of today's meta news pile is the disturbing new masterwork by former GameLifeShow MegaMan (pew pew pew) masochist. Mr. Mendicino and his GameBoys crew deliver a powerful PG-13 performance on extreme gamer culture simply entitled "Sex is Great, Episode 2". Oh, don't knock it! There's something in here for everyone -- honest game reviews, tributes to the classics, and ... dry humping. I hope Nintendo is watching so they can better understand the needs of the new generation.
 
If your head doesn't explode and recoil away in fear, reviews by the team on Symphony Hero(yes), Crackdown, Sneak King and more follow below:


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Symphony Hero Review (PS2) (Steve Resensky)



WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Wii) (Geoff)


Guitar Hero 2 (X360) (Jay Cryer)

360 Hardware (X360) (Alex Biddle)

Superman Returns (X360) (Xabu)

Retro Tips: Dreamcast (DC) (Leon)

Crackdown (X360) (Ashton)  [Amazing gameplay video!]


Sneak King (X360) (Steve Resenky)

 
 
 

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Gonzo Destructoid editor, the original troublemaker. You may know me as the guy that chased Jack Thompson around courtrooms, the guy that snuck into E3 in a robot helmet, or the publisher of one ... more


 



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