I swear to God, that wasn't a euphemism when I wrote it.
Behold the launch trailer for Alice: Madness Returns, arriving in a scant two weeks to all gaming devices capable of containing its magnificence. I have to say, I wasn't excited even in the slightest for this game but the recent blast of video content released for it has turned my head in a big way. In a month positively packed with quality games, it's hard to imagine finding the time for all of them and I'm just not sure I can fit one more in.
I can't deny that it looks like crazy fun, though.