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Attack on Titan PS4

That new Attack on Titan game freaks me out

It's not like I was going to sleep tonight, anyway, Attack on Titan. A handful of audio-less gameplay clips from Koei Tecmo's upcoming PS4, PS3, and PS Vita action game have surfaced on the official Japanese site. Lots of zooming around, sl...   read

 
 
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WUT

Vanillaware's butt-eye monster will haunt your dreams

In the Genroku Legends DLC for Muramasa Rebirth lies what may be one of the most unsettling videogame enemy designs I've ever witnessed. If this thing moved to Silent Hill, it'd still be the creepiest thing in its neighborhood. What you're ...   read

 
 
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DuckTales TPS

There's a Canada-only DuckTales iOS third-person shooter

While fans of the Disney Afternoon have been anxiously awaiting the release of DuckTales Remastered, Disney had tossed a separate DuckTales-branded game onto iOS devices. It is called DuckTales: Scrooge's Loot, and it is a third-person shoo...   read

 
 
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Poor Rush

Mega Man's robo-dog Rush, now in tissue box form

Amidst Capcom's schemes to appease us with Mega Man-themed paraphernalia in the absence of an actual game announcement, I've more or less remained as reserved as could be. When Mega Man Xbox Avatars appeared, I kept my mouth shut. When Mega...   read

 
 
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Final Fantasy IV bootleg
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Final Fantasy IV, the Chinese Famicom demake

The world of Chinese bootleg software is a fascinating one. Sometimes, these wares go beyond mere copies to exhibit a healthy amount of sheer effort. You are no doubt aware of the Famicom demake of Final Fantasy VII, which translates the s...   read

 
 
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Scent of a woman

Senran Kagura cell phone charms smell like breasts

The marketing of booby ninja school girl brawler series Senran Kagura is simply outrageous. Branded tissue boxes? Facepalm worthy. Themed desserts? Fairly creative. Cell phone charms? Well, that doesn't sound so bad... ... oh? They carry th...   read

 
 
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Nic Cage = Pokmon

Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon

Iwata claims that this is the Year of Luigi, but I'm starting to think it's the Year of Nicolas Cage. First came that Majora's Mask texture hack that slaps his mug on every surface imaginable, and now comes this new tumblr that promises to ...   read

 
 
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Mega Man merch

This is the dumbest Mega Man toy I have ever seen

Network execs will go to some disgusting lengths to separate parents and their money. Just slap the logo of a popular cartoon on any ol' crap and a kid will foam at the mouth until mommy and daddy break down and give in to the child's deman...   read

 
 
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Archie Sonic

Robo-Robotnik is pure nightmare fuel

Good morning! Look who is so happy to see you this fine Saturday! This jolly fellow is Robo-Robotnik, and he comes to you straight from the pages of Sonic Archives #20, the latest installment in Archie Comics' throwback series. This new col...   read

 
 
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Final Fantasy Versus XIII

Finally! Here's Final Fantasy Versus XIII... the perfume!

The absolutely, positively very "first" female protagonist in Final Fantasy history, Lightning, is once again in the pilot seat for the upcoming Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. This is the third game under the FFXIII umbrella -- four...   read

 
 


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INAFUNE LAZOR

I'M KEIJI INAFUNE, AND I'M-A FIRIN' MUH LAZOR!

Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, the second sequel to the admittedly bland RPG about anthropomorphic videogame consoles fighting a literal console war, is still on track for a PS3 release in the US on March 12, 2013. Despite the poor recept...   read

 
 
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You're too slow! Sonic's at the Olympics in StH #242

Uhhhhhhhh... what? An Olympics tie-in? Now? Over two months since the Summer Games ended? I never thought I'd see the day when Sonic the Hedgehog was actually late for something! If it wasn't obvious, Archie Sonic the Hedgehog #242 is an ad...   read

 
 
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The Howard & Nester comic Nintendo Power didn't print

Ever since the announcement of Nintendo Power's cancellation, former Nintendo of America spokesman and official Gamemaster Howard Phillips has decided to start sharing all kinds of Nintendo-related goodies on his Facebook page. If you thoug...   read

 
 
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The gun for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 is absurd

"Fearmaster controller? What the hell is that?" I found out, and promptly had to write a post about it. The Top Shot Fearmaster is a gun peripheral for Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013, otherwise known as the series with some of the best worst...   read

 
 
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Really, Nintendo? A knitting peripheral for the NES?

Throughout its history, Nintendo has had its fair share of "what the eff were they thinking!?" moments. Take the Wii Vitality Sensor, for instance. A pulse rate monitor attached to a game controller? No wonder Iwata and pals quietly swept t...   read

 
 
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Something is wrong with the Mario movie's coloring book

Good news, bad news time. The bad news is that Bob Hoskins, famed English actor who starred in such films as The Long Good Friday, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hook, and the notorious Super Mario Bros., was recently diagnosed with Parkinson's d...   read

 
 
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What does a Super Fighting Robot smell like?

Mega Man air fresheners. Let me repeat myself: Mega Man air fresheners. Well, I think we've just about seen everything, right? This fall, fragrance licensee (seriously) Epic-Scents will release Mega Man and Proto Man Scent Blasters. If you ...   read

 
 
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All rise for His Exalted Majesty King Nintendo 64

No, that is not a Photoshop. That is King Nintendo 64. Hail to the king, baby! During Otakon this past weekend, quite a number of attendees decided to cosplay, not as a particular anime or videogame character, but rather as a symbol of Inte...   read

 
 
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Behold 'Medium,' from the fine makers of 'Sadness'

In the glorious pantheon of vaporware, Sadness stands at the tippy top. The hype behind the game -- if it ever truly existed in some playable capacity at any point in time -- was only matched by the curious insistence of its Polish develope...   read

 
 
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Swordfight will get your joystick hard

I stand corrected. This is the weirdest story of the weekend! If you read Joseph Leray's "Nordic New Wave" feature from the other week, you ought to be familiar with Johann Sebastian Joust, a game using accelerometer-powered controllers and...   read

 
 
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Preview: Trying to make sense of Datura

Datura is one of those games that compels you to share your in-game experience with friends as if you're telling a grand story about some meaningful feat you accomplished. For me personally, it tends to be exploration-centric games like Fal...   read

 
 
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Silent Hill based on Kindergarten Cop, CONFIRMED!

My God! Why didn't we catch this sooner? It's so obvious! The clues were right there the whole time! Konami was trying to keep the dirty truth a secret, but it didn't do a good enough job. Through the power of JOURNALISM, user Giromancy fro...   read

 
 
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Hunt The Thing is an MMO based on, yep, you guessed it

This is one of those announcements that's simply too out of left field not to post. Partnering with Universal Pictures, NEVERDIE Studios has made a free, "movie-length" massively multiplayer online game based on the impending The Thing preq...   read

 
 
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Jordan is a founding member of Destructoid and poster of seemingly random pictures. They are anything but random. Disclosure: I backed Double Fine Adventure and Awesomenauts: Starstorm on Kickst...

 


 


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Dreamweaver

In other news, I masturbated so hard that I accidentally rubbed some of the skin off of my Then I kept going, because there was no stopping me at this I cant say I dont regret it though, because now it stings when I get an :(

 
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Kobolds, not even once

 
Dwavenhobble

Trying to get my head round continuities at Would be nice if they made any kind of sense as they have: The DC cinematic Universe, The DC animated universe, The New 52 universe and the Arkham Oh and the Flashpoint univserse

 
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How does Microsoft not own websites like or

 
Dreamweaver

So, the complete edition of The Witcher 3 is coming out in a few days, but Im not sure if I want It really doesnt seem to interest me, but since everyone says its good, maybe its the type of game you need to play yourself to understand? Thoughts?

 
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I was looking forward to playing Warioware: Shake It! on my old Well, guess what? IT WONT WORK!! The hard drive keeps making noise way louder than my laptop ever has and just pukes the disc Are hard drives allergic to me or something!?

 
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Well my Drunk History night turned into another No Mans Sky But damn was it worth Found a beautiful, lush Bursting with color and Wandered for an hour, just scanning and

 
LinkSlayer64

Trying to keep track of all the things is difficult and hard and tires me out Edit - here have a cute picture of Chie, please no shit waifu Im (that means you Torch, and Carp, even though you guys probably will regardless lol)

 
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#haikutoid graphics card is dead warranty in dispute, hope waning fuck this shit, Ill sleep

 
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I wouldnt have this job if Max Scoville and Bill Zoeker didnt get drunk thanks to Devolver I love you For

 

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