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I hope these silly Final Fantasy XV mods never stop

You have to appreciate life's simple pleasures. Sometimes, modders create complete overhauls with their own original characters and stories. Other times, they swap models around to hilarious effect. I can't stop laughing at this Final Fanta...

 
 
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Turns out not every game will support cloud saves on Switch

When we first got details about Nintendo's upcoming "Switch Online" service, one of the promises was cloud saving for "most Nintendo Switch games". While it may have been naive to assume that Nintendo was just being cheeky, I honestly didn'...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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The Super Nintendo almost had banking software?!

This week, Destructoid's staff began voting on our 30 favorite Super Nintendo games in anticipation for the much-rumored SNES comeback. It's getting ugly and personal. One guy voted fourteen times for Ken Griffey Jr. We'll have the results ...

 
 
 
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Nintendo Switch doesn't play well with skins or stickers

If you were hoping to deck out your pristine new Nintendo Switch with a vinyl skin or wrap, you're gonna want to pump the brakes on that idea. As relayed by skin maker dbrand, there are issues. "We're here to make a public service announce...

 
 
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Watch Dogs 2 gets a surprise update to its ending

This article will contain some spoilers for the ending of Watch Dogs 2. You have been warned! Watch Dogs 2 just received a new (rather large) update today. Along with some new emotes, clothing options, and a few little areas to explore, the...

 
 
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Pokewatch: Origins edition

[Submitted through our community blogs, this madness belongs on the home page! -Niero] Overwatch is the biggest game to come out in a long time, and like most of the internet, I've really been enjoying my time with it.  I can't really ...

 
 
 
 
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Mike Martin's picks for games that he picked in 2015

Hello everybody! Your (not so) favorite, foul-mouthed, perverted, shit-posting Community Manager here. 2015 was a helluva year for games. All bullshit aside, we are starting to see some truly amazing games come out. When I was a babby, play...

 
 
 
 
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Mario's silhouette shows off his li'l dick

Mario has been with us for a long time. He's an icon. He has been scrutinized, discussed, and deified among gamers. That doesn't matter at all right now. What matters right now is Mario's silhouette looks like it has a li'l dick. Originally...

 
 
 
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Rustic: Rust generates avatar cock size by Steam ID

Haha, rustic. I think it's time for Jordan to take another Rust adventure. The open world survival sim is fascinating. It recently made headlines when players flipped out after it randomly assigned face and skin tone to users' Steam IDs. An...

 
 
 
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Jigglypuff punching Mario straight in the dick

The Destructoid staff workshopped this headline together, as we usually do. We decided that it was straight to the point, kind of the way that Jigglypuff's arm-paddle thing is straight to the point ("the point" is Mario's dick). All this di...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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Oh hell yeah! Ashen Rift has dog testicle (balls!) physics

Ashen Rift is a nice-looking, post apocalypse shooter, etc. There was a Kickstarter, now there is a new one. It'll come to PC and PSN eventually. Now that the housekeeping is out of the way... DOG BALLS PHYSICS!!! My enthusiasm was sl...

 
 




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Hey Im super excited youre getting married and But why arent we playing Siege right now?

 
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From the company that brought you the functional giant NES controller/coffee I cant tell if this is a total waste of resources, or the dumbest thing Ive ever interested

 
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