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The Super Nintendo almost had banking software?!

This week, Destructoid's staff began voting on our 30 favorite Super Nintendo games in anticipation for the much-rumored SNES comeback. It's getting ugly and personal. One guy voted fourteen times for Ken Griffey Jr. We'll have the results ...

 
 
 
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Nintendo Switch doesn't play well with skins or stickers

If you were hoping to deck out your pristine new Nintendo Switch with a vinyl skin or wrap, you're gonna want to pump the brakes on that idea. As relayed by skin maker dbrand, there are issues. "We're here to make a public service announce...

 
 
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Watch Dogs 2 gets a surprise update to its ending

This article will contain some spoilers for the ending of Watch Dogs 2. You have been warned! Watch Dogs 2 just received a new (rather large) update today. Along with some new emotes, clothing options, and a few little areas to explore, the...

 
 
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Pokewatch: Origins edition

[Submitted through our community blogs, this madness belongs on the home page! -Niero] Overwatch is the biggest game to come out in a long time, and like most of the internet, I've really been enjoying my time with it.  I can't really ...

 
 
 
 
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Mike Martin's picks for games that he picked in 2015

Hello everybody! Your (not so) favorite, foul-mouthed, perverted, shit-posting Community Manager here. 2015 was a helluva year for games. All bullshit aside, we are starting to see some truly amazing games come out. When I was a babby, play...

 
 
 
 
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Mario's silhouette shows off his li'l dick

Mario has been with us for a long time. He's an icon. He has been scrutinized, discussed, and deified among gamers. That doesn't matter at all right now. What matters right now is Mario's silhouette looks like it has a li'l dick. Originally...

 
 
 
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Rustic: Rust generates avatar cock size by Steam ID

Haha, rustic. I think it's time for Jordan to take another Rust adventure. The open world survival sim is fascinating. It recently made headlines when players flipped out after it randomly assigned face and skin tone to users' Steam IDs. An...

 
 
 
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Jigglypuff punching Mario straight in the dick

The Destructoid staff workshopped this headline together, as we usually do. We decided that it was straight to the point, kind of the way that Jigglypuff's arm-paddle thing is straight to the point ("the point" is Mario's dick). All this di...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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Oh hell yeah! Ashen Rift has dog testicle (balls!) physics

Ashen Rift is a nice-looking, post apocalypse shooter, etc. There was a Kickstarter, now there is a new one. It'll come to PC and PSN eventually. Now that the housekeeping is out of the way... DOG BALLS PHYSICS!!! My enthusiasm was sl...

 
 
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Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs, also a lil dick!

Far Cry's new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you'll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis! I never let a dick get b...

 
 
 
 
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America wasn't as into Tokyo Jungle as Europe

Asked how Tokyo Jungle fared outside of Japan, director Yohei Kataoka gave Siliconera a rather discouraging response for us fans in the United States. "Europe loved it, and we got a lot of great feedback from that audience, but [in] America...

 
 




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I might need to open up requests again (Re: Songs for Im mainly looking for people who dont already have songs, but if you have a song, and you have an idea, let me know ^^ Also, WILFoftheblues and TheNewDeadar64 could you reach out to me? :P

 
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Between the One Punch Man and Muv-Luv: Alternative theme songs, Im now faced with the very real possibility that The JAM Project are actually fucking (NSFW) #BestAnimeBand #NotCountingTheBerserkThemeSongBecauseNobodyCanTrulyEverBeatTellMeWhy

 
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Finally starting to look decent at

 
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When two perfect killing machines

 
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Been enjoying Octopath so Its not blowing my mind or anything, but it is quite enjoyable and Im looking forward to seeing these characters journeys through to the

 
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Gave myself an anxiety attack which I thought was a heart Not fun, came out of Doc said I was fine, but now I nitpick every lil ache and I need to I should get a

 
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Non canon #striptoid

 
Heat

Damn! so many games to play! i have Sonic Mania Plus, Vanguard, FF XV, the Nioh DLC i guess im going to replay Symphony of the Night again Stuff like this is the reason my backlog never

 
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Hambone is just a big ol soft serve sometimes! Good night,

 
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Not only did they announce a Steven Universe TV movie the other day, but a new episode was just released online today! It was the one previewed at the end of the last

 
 

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