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I hope these silly Final Fantasy XV mods never stop

You have to appreciate life's simple pleasures. Sometimes, modders create complete overhauls with their own original characters and stories. Other times, they swap models around to hilarious effect. I can't stop laughing at this Final Fanta...

 
 
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Turns out not every game will support cloud saves on Switch

When we first got details about Nintendo's upcoming "Switch Online" service, one of the promises was cloud saving for "most Nintendo Switch games". While it may have been naive to assume that Nintendo was just being cheeky, I honestly didn'...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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The Super Nintendo almost had banking software?!

This week, Destructoid's staff began voting on our 30 favorite Super Nintendo games in anticipation for the much-rumored SNES comeback. It's getting ugly and personal. One guy voted fourteen times for Ken Griffey Jr. We'll have the results ...

 
 
 
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Nintendo Switch doesn't play well with skins or stickers

If you were hoping to deck out your pristine new Nintendo Switch with a vinyl skin or wrap, you're gonna want to pump the brakes on that idea. As relayed by skin maker dbrand, there are issues. "We're here to make a public service announce...

 
 
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Watch Dogs 2 gets a surprise update to its ending

This article will contain some spoilers for the ending of Watch Dogs 2. You have been warned! Watch Dogs 2 just received a new (rather large) update today. Along with some new emotes, clothing options, and a few little areas to explore, the...

 
 
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Pokewatch: Origins edition

[Submitted through our community blogs, this madness belongs on the home page! -Niero] Overwatch is the biggest game to come out in a long time, and like most of the internet, I've really been enjoying my time with it.  I can't really ...

 
 
 
 
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Mike Martin's picks for games that he picked in 2015

Hello everybody! Your (not so) favorite, foul-mouthed, perverted, shit-posting Community Manager here. 2015 was a helluva year for games. All bullshit aside, we are starting to see some truly amazing games come out. When I was a babby, play...

 
 
 
 
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Mario's silhouette shows off his li'l dick

Mario has been with us for a long time. He's an icon. He has been scrutinized, discussed, and deified among gamers. That doesn't matter at all right now. What matters right now is Mario's silhouette looks like it has a li'l dick. Originally...

 
 
 
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Rustic: Rust generates avatar cock size by Steam ID

Haha, rustic. I think it's time for Jordan to take another Rust adventure. The open world survival sim is fascinating. It recently made headlines when players flipped out after it randomly assigned face and skin tone to users' Steam IDs. An...

 
 
 
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Jigglypuff punching Mario straight in the dick

The Destructoid staff workshopped this headline together, as we usually do. We decided that it was straight to the point, kind of the way that Jigglypuff's arm-paddle thing is straight to the point ("the point" is Mario's dick). All this di...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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Oh hell yeah! Ashen Rift has dog testicle (balls!) physics

Ashen Rift is a nice-looking, post apocalypse shooter, etc. There was a Kickstarter, now there is a new one. It'll come to PC and PSN eventually. Now that the housekeeping is out of the way... DOG BALLS PHYSICS!!! My enthusiasm was sl...

 
 
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Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs, also a lil dick!

Far Cry's new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you'll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis! I never let a dick get b...

 
 




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Mowing the lawn and saw something in the corner of my eye, under some I dont remember planting an Apple tree

 
LoneMak

5 year old Niece: Guess what happened at school today? Me: WHAT!!! Niece: We had a (wtf) Sister: NO! It was a substitute! Me: lol (that got boring quick) Wow! Cool!

 
Gummypuss

I don’t know if Chapter 6 Act 3 of the Seal the Deal dlc is flat out either the funniest or the most offensive scenario I’ve seen and played in a videogame but it’s deinitely the most memorable level in hit for all the wrong

 
Tohsaka

That was

 
house4lyfe

Paladone Playstation I happened to stop in a Gamestop today when I saw these on the Decided to pick them up and place them atop of my game It looks really nice! Can be powered via batteries or Lights can stay lit or

 
Dr Mel

Been sayin it for

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

In more positive news, look who I saw on my way CHARIZARD USED ROLLOUT!

 
Jinx 01

My PC was definitely due for a cleaning Afterward I popped my old GTX 760 4GB in to see how its held Still runs stuff like FH4 & Gears 4 & Arkham Knight better than the base One/PS4! (But only because its the 4GB variant vs

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Today at work was one of those Murphys Law days where nothing went right and I just left feeling This song often comes to mind on such

 
Flanx

Jade from Dragon Quest XI is just the most cutest thing Ive seen all week and Im trying to concentrate but my brain is efihgfiwefhipewhfpweiohfpiwehrfipwehfpiwhepifhwepifhwepif

 
 

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