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Don't masturbate in public to PS4 displays

Security camera footage of an unknown man having a wank in front of a PlayStation 4 display has been leaked online, and now here it is for you to watch, if you're into that kind of thing. You won't see much skin, so no worries there. ...

 
 
 
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Portland bookstore has sick Assassin's Creed burn

Long-time reader, first-time tipper and professional stand-up comedian Sarah Maywalt sent me the picture above that she took in the Powell's Books, an independent bookstore in Portland, Oregon.  Powell's reminds us that the novelizatio...

 
 
 
 
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Play Family Feud with Google autocomplete answers

Google surveyed the world and the top 10 autocomplete answers are on the board -- try to guess what they are in Google Feud, a brand new site that uses Google's autocorrect to create a single-player Family Feud-like experience.  T...

 
 
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So the new Rabbids cartoon premiered today

Today, Nickelodeon launched the latest show on its Saturday morning lineup: Rabbids Invasion. Teased about for years, the new program is about... the Rabbids, and they do... things. Ummmm... yeah, that's basically the gist of it. I happene...

 
 
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Play around with this fun NES music box

Got a couple of minutes to spare? What am I saying? Of course you do! Check this shizz out! NeoGAF user asa spent a few days messing around in Unity in order to make a nifty interactive NES music box. By pressing the power button, you can l...

 
 
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Here's a super derpy picture of Yoshi just because

Seriously, just because. Look at how derpy Yoshi looks! Remember that dumb running Sonic meme? I seriously want to see derpy videogame characters take off like this. It's so cute! The artwork was done by lxromero, who also did some cute tak...

 
 
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Some guy: Xbox might be sold to Sony, Microsoft is ruined

Remember that guy who said Microsoft's Xbox division cannot be sustained by the company? Well, here comes another analyst with the same suggestion, going so far as to believe rival Sony could acquire the brand. Them's some damning words! "T...

 
 
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Watch this and your childhood will be destroyed

I've got two words for you: "Human Caterpie." If you are wondering if you should watch this Pokémon animation by Mosama, first check out his webcomic Satan's Excrement. If that floats your boat, then by all means, carry on! The Poke...

 
 
 
 
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Handheld gaming PCs aren't the future (yet?)

If tech reporters seem excited today about the prospect of Project Shield, a new handheld PC gaming console by Nvidia, it’s probably because they are at CES where there is little else to be excited about within the confines of gami...

 
 
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WSJ Live is the newest app for Xbox Live

I've got news for you. No, really. News. A news app. Freshly launched on Xbox Live, WSJ Live brings customized news to your game console. The Wall Street Journal will beam live and on-demand programming from 2,000 journalists from all over ...

 
 
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Warren Spector and I are totally best friends now

I failed to mention that, immediately following the Disney Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion preview event last month, Warren Spector led all the journalists on a tour through Magic Kingdom. We went on the Magic Carpet, Haunted Mansion, and P...

 
 
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Hideki Kamiya on DmC questions: 'GET THE F*CK OFF'

Hideki Kamiya is a man responsible for a lot of Capcom's success, being influential in the creation of Resident Evil and Devil May Cry. His work as director for that latter game, however, seems to have caused him to go ballistic, after fans...

 
 
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The video that proves Resident Evil 6 is actually great

So yesterday I reviewed Resident Evil 6, and I didn't like it, which was sad. The critics have been very split on the whole thing, with scores ranging from from the very low to the very high. It's a polarizing experience, that much is true...

 
 
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BioWare is clueless, banned a user based on a meme

BioWare is dead serious about upholding its Terms of Services and will bring down the hammer of justice hard should you step out of line. One member (username withheld) of the Star Wars: The Old Republic message board learned that the hard ...

 
 
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CAN'T UNSEE: TV's Terra Nova stars Old Snake, Sheva

Have you seen Fox's Terra Nova? It's a show about a family that travels back in time to prehistoric Earth through a fracture in time to save the human race. Steven Spielberg is an executive producer, and there's special effects and dinosaur...

 
 
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There are no Pokemon in this Pokemon video

On Friday, I posted Luigi's Mansion parody in which the titular mansion was barely shown. Above, I post a Pokémon video in which zero Pokémon are ever seen on screen. Is this a new trend? Has everyone been inspired by Garfiel...

 
 
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Woman selling her game addicted husband on Craigslist

In news that's perfect for such a slow pre-holiday day, more hilarious things have happened on Craigslist! This time, a frustrated woman is selling her Modern Warfare 3-obsessed husband on Craigslist. If you promise to take care of him, you...

 
 
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Nintendo offices have rupee pillows!?!?

I don't know who this "Andrew Kelly" cat is or how he managed to breach the impenetrable walls of Nintendo's headquarters, but none of that matters! People! People! People! There are rupee pillows in the Nintendo offices! Again, there are r...

 
 
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Holy crap, Mortal Kombat: The Album was TERRIBLE!!!

There was a practice back in the 90s of companion albums' accompanying the release of certain videogames. These weren't official soundtracks but rather those dreaded "inspired by" collections whose sole purpose was to push substandard musi...

 
 




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Rampage"Needs more rampaging"

 

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Sfero

Guess whos back? :)

 
Parismio

After more than 5 character re-rolls I finally stuck with one and actually escaped Fort Joy, hell yeah!

 
Steel Squirrel

Its weird, I usually prefer 60fps in most action games, but 30fps feels right for God of War and even though its a running joke now of sorts, 30fps mode does feel more cinematic and feels like it fits the game Didnt expect that at

 
Electric Reaper

I think the movie Dont Kill It is meant with mess with audience members who prefer to deal with blatant evil in an obvious way: murder the See a demon rampaging through a town? Shoot it with holy However, that doesnt work

 
Fuzunga

Also, why does God of War use the Roman spelling of Heracles? Its the only one they fucked up! How did that even happen? Didnt they have somebody double checking that stuff?

 
zatoseyes

How about some arbitrary metal for the tabletop RPG enthusiasts among us?

 
dephoenix

I got God of Turns out I worried over Side-note, I wont be around here for a few days at Im going to be avoiding the internet as much as possible until I finish God of See ya later!

 
GC StanfordReisinger

I cant tell if I wasted nearly fifty bucks on web hosting

 
GetNekKid

Today is @eggzvox s bday, and Id just like to take a moment to acknowledge how cool she is for putting up with me! Will post a pic in the comments of her being a champ in relation to this initial

 
Shoggoth2588

#weslovesbunnyfish #fishbunnyfridays #fishgirlfridays So hey, its Friday

 
 

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