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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go to the doctor a...

 
 
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Who put all these dicks in Mario Kart?

[Where will Dtoid community blogger Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon find dicks next?? --Mr Andy Dixon] You know, if there's one important observation I've noticed throughout the years, it's that if you look hard enough, like really really hard, y...

 
 
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Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks

[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have a little saying...

 
 
 
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Mr. Destructoid meets Mario Paint

As of late, we've seen a lot of love for Mr. Destructoid. Some of you decided to go out and play in the snow. Others decided to stay in and have a bite to eat. Finally, one of you out there even kicked out our new jam. Yes indeed, everybody...

 
 
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AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2007: Fat guys with mustaches

In our final AVN picture post that won't include boobies, we present to you "fat guys with mustaches" as an amusing alternative. As Niero and I meandered about through the aisles of the Adult Entertainment Expo, we brainstormed on a possibl...

 
 




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The Evil Within 2"Stalking shadows"

 

Echo"No dolphins in sight..."

 

South Park: The Fractured but Whole"Friendly faces everywhere"

 

The Jackbox Party Pack 4"Fourth time, less charm"

 

Forza Motorsport 7"The king is dead, long live the king"

 

Etrian Odyssey V: Beyond the Myth"New faces, familiar places"

 

Golf Story"Slam dunk hole-in-one"

 

The Foreigner"Jackie Chan has a certain set of skills, too"

 

Battle Chasers: Nightwar"Darksiders art meets classic JRPG combat"

 
 
 

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MetalDeer

Im not sure what day it is, Pochaco, I

 
Pixie The Fairy

The new Switch video capture feature is quite limited, but its a start, I The editing tool, on the other hand, is way more accessible than

 
100 Percent Human SrChurros that is Totally Not a Monster

Havent qposted today, so here is a neat song Youtube recommended me that also have a pretty neat animated Goodnight, see you Better post some juicy blogs so I can devour them, yum Bye bye!

 
Chris Bradshaw

Ys remains in the shadows even to this day, but I think it holds higher promise for a great new release than even those Final Fantasy But I think it has this success because it remains there, just giving us the best they can without having to rush

 
Raiku Skeletonford

Loving this Anyone want to recommend anything similar? Can be a different

 
KnickKnackMyWack

YO!! Cool update!! :D

 
yomiura

Normally I go shop for home stuffs at midnight because less Today I went to a near store at 4pm instead then browse stuff on Qtoid as usual while in a line for check Suddenly a kid behind me shouted very loud Mom, he look at Oh

 
taterchimp

Working on halloween costume - figured out that the shirt is called a henley (learn something new every day), but what do we figure the pants are? Denim? Slacks?

 
homeoftheghouls

South Park came out Best Buy says it wont be delivered until It is almost Thursday and it still hasnt Well

 
chlmera

It upsets me how many films I dont want to watch because of the creators directly involved: Hitchcock sexually abused actresses, Polanski is a rapist, Tarkovsky was a-ok with animal Theres a point where I cant separate the art from the

 
 

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