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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...

 
 
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EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go to the doctor a...

 
 
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Who put all these dicks in Mario Kart?

[Where will Dtoid community blogger Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon find dicks next?? --Mr Andy Dixon] You know, if there's one important observation I've noticed throughout the years, it's that if you look hard enough, like really really hard, y...

 
 
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Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks

[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have a little saying...

 
 
 
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Mr. Destructoid meets Mario Paint

As of late, we've seen a lot of love for Mr. Destructoid. Some of you decided to go out and play in the snow. Others decided to stay in and have a bite to eat. Finally, one of you out there even kicked out our new jam. Yes indeed, everybody...

 
 
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AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2007: Fat guys with mustaches

In our final AVN picture post that won't include boobies, we present to you "fat guys with mustaches" as an amusing alternative. As Niero and I meandered about through the aisles of the Adult Entertainment Expo, we brainstormed on a possibl...

 
 




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Dr Mel

It has recently come to my attention that theres a very opinionated rift between dudes who use their underwear fly while peeing and those who

 
Voodoome

Why is Poppi so fuckin adorable?!?!?

 
bjorn264

Got my popcorn, soda, and a full Im ready for the last jedi!

 
Parismio

Ooh, I love this:

 
LaMerry

Romancing SaGa 2 Im pretty sure Im a few flashbacks deep at the moment, so I have no idea what is going on in the Leveling works a little like FF2, but more

 
Alphadeus

Nick Satchell - Rabid Endings (featuring Alphadeus) (2017) - Song written by my brother that I added instruments He recorded the piano, and I layered on the other

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

According to eventhubs in a 4gamer interview Ono said SFV broke 2mil sales & is approaching Calling Sep30 SFV was at SFV sold ~16,000 PS4:PC is about using old At 16k PC in 1 month PS4 would need be 20:1 sales to hit

 
Giftmour

Everytime I pop on Persona 4: Golden to listen to the OST on the pooper or check my most recent save file for reference in discussion, I always lament that I miss playing Like, it made me so Soon, I shall

 
Rasori

This comes from May of 2013 and is from Borderlands After Skyrim, Portal 2 and many others in 2011, we asked if games could possibly get any Borderlands 2 responded with Yes, yes it can and in 2012, greatness was #ScreenshotSaturday

 
iam16bit

Its the #GamingFactOfTheDay! I ran into some issues with the lettering but I think the illustration came out

 
 

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