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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...   read

 
 
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20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...   read

 
 
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Expensive dick moderation helped kill the last LEGO MMO

Someone think about the children! Like my own personal brand, LEGO is a family-friendly, name-stealing company. And so the open-ended, Minecraft-like builder LEGO Worlds has some problem what with immature idiots' propensity to build cock. ...   read

 
 
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EU FNF: Last Minute Before Bed Edition

I almost passed out without posting this. Then I realized I hadn't wrote anything yet (way to go dingus) and here we are. Crap. Sooooooooooo, I'm tired. It's 1:30am here and I have to be up at 7 to take kids to school and go to the doctor a...   read

 
 
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Who put all these dicks in Mario Kart?

[Where will Dtoid community blogger Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon find dicks next?? --Mr Andy Dixon] You know, if there's one important observation I've noticed throughout the years, it's that if you look hard enough, like really really hard, y...   read

 
 
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Promoted blog: Gaming's greatest cocks

[Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon] We have a little saying...   read

 
 
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UR MR GAY! Super Mario Galaxy artwork holds a mirror to your homosexuality

There's something about we gamers that seems to give us an innate ability to home in on any and all homoerotic material and make as big a deal of it as possible. This would help explain why everybody's jumping on the 'news' that if you try ...   read

 
 
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Mr. Destructoid meets Mario Paint

As of late, we've seen a lot of love for Mr. Destructoid. Some of you decided to go out and play in the snow. Others decided to stay in and have a bite to eat. Finally, one of you out there even kicked out our new jam. Yes indeed, everybody...   read

 
 
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AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2007: Fat guys with mustaches

In our final AVN picture post that won't include boobies, we present to you "fat guys with mustaches" as an amusing alternative. As Niero and I meandered about through the aisles of the Adult Entertainment Expo, we brainstormed on a possibl...   read

 
 
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As a huge Scooby-doo and Overwatch fan I couldnt not share this

 
mullon

Once again I enjoyed felt more satisfied by the DLC for an Ace Attorney game than the main I like the little self-contained stories more than the big lumbering overarching

 
Dinosir

Cant wait to play Dankest Dungeon on I hope the dungeons are indeed its Darkest

 
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Over the Garden Wall is Im gonna watch it again, now

 
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My 96 years young grandmother (nonna) called me from Sicily because she heard Im running a 10k I thought she was calling to wish me Instead she called to ask me if Im

 
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Ubisoft wants to take more time crafting their games? No Assassins Creed of Far Cry for 2017? If this results in less-ubiquitous games from the company, Im

 
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Catgirl Friday

 
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Because I somewhat hate myself for the minor blunder I pulled with my Undertale album, Im gonna do all I can to make sure that my Persona/SMT album is even better than I was previously Its going to be polished as

 
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1 good thing that came out of today: my 3rd Senran Kagura 2 Streetpass!

 
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