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Bloggers Wanted: Fake it until you make it

This month's bloggers wanted prompt is something we stole. You see, by stealing this idea, you have no idea how truly inept I actually am. By pretending to know what I'm doing, I have clearly used my ill-gotten status to meet such big-time ...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: The Adaptation

Some things don't belong in this world and yet they are conjured time and again by humans that wish to pay them tribute. A video game, book, comic or TV show becomes popular and later becomes adapted to another medium entirely or, worse, a ...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Playing Hooky

[Hey folks, we're halfway through the month and have already had some great entries - and even a Front Paged article! Keep sending us your stories about a time (or two [or three]) you told the world to suck an egg in order to do some good o...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Crowdfunded

It feels like it's been a decade since we've seen the rise of the crowdfunded game. I'm always surprised when I remind myself that crowdfunding has been a thing long before the first crowdfunded video game, but nowadays a crowdfunded gam...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Let's Do Launch

In case you've been living under a rock or just waiting on NieR: Automata (thanks for the delay Amazon!), Nintendo just launched its newest console. Whether it's a success or a failure remains to be seen, but many people have bought themsel...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: First kiss

We'll always remember our first time. Sometimes it can be the best experience we ever had, opening our eyes to things we had never known. The sound of an ocarina. That time heroic moogles came to your rescue. Or maybe you found yourself mos...

 
 
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Bloggers wanted: Then and now

We are now nearing the end of another one of Nintendo's fancy, year-long celebratory anniversaries. The first to come to mind was the Year of Luigi, and this time, the gem of Pokémon's 20-year anniversary is the release of Poké...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Rituals

Each year, it seems that I find myself pulled to the drawbridge of a vampire's castle, drawn again to descending the depths of a dead alien planet, or that I find myself in a post-apocalyptic hellscape where angels and demons are at war. So...

 
 
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Bloggers wanted: World building

One of the biggest elements that can make or break a game is its world building. World building can make relatively passable or even bad games into something memorable that gets by on word of mouth and buzz. A game can have that janky feeli...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Keep it classy

As many of you know, I'm all about the latest, hottest, class-based games. Yep, you guessed it. I'm playing that game -- the one all the cool kids are playing and the Destructoid staff posts about at least nine times each day. You can't eve...

 
 
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Bloggers wanted: All good things

Dark Souls 3 is all anyone is talking about on qtoid for the past few weeks and yet it may or may not be the last title in the long fabled Souls series. From Software has flip-flopped a little, but Miyazaki certainly wants to end his involv...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Presents

It's finally December! The finale of the year when people begin thinking of snow, goodwill towards men, and of course delicious presents. I remember looking forward to presents so much as a little kid. As an adult, I could just buy what I w...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Thankful it's over

Normally on this month of November, we give thanks for all that we have in spite of the endless obstacles life throws at us: a home of some sort, food in a fridge, or the knowledge that Platinum Games continues to work today and give our bl...

 
 
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Bloggers wanted: Challengers wanted

Do you guys remember EVO? You know, EVO? Big fighting game tournament? KaneBlueRiver was the first Chilean to take home an EVO title with his low-tier hero team of Hulk/Haggar/Sentinel. It speaks a lot of the player's skill to win with a se...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Hype

It's that time of year again! When your news feed gets clogged with exciting announcements, disappointing news, and those head scratchers that leave you wondering what was the point of all that.

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Papers, Please

Did you hear the news? Destructoid is making a digital magazine with GameFan. I've never owned a digital magazine before. But I also didn't own a tablet device or smartphone until three years ago, so it's prime time I gave it a whirl. Slidi...

 
 
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Band of Bloggers - From Software, With Love

[Band of Bloggers is back this month with something to celebrate the release of Bloodborne. Don't just enjoy yourselves some Souls games all throughout the month of April but anything on the From Software discography! Just be sure to play a...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: April Fools

April Fools' Day has passed and we've managed to survive. So Miles Morales isn't replacing Peter Parker wholesale but we do still believe in that Nintendo Direct a week into their charade.

 
 
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March's grab bag of monthly musings

For the month of March, Andy, Occams, and I had a slight problem. Oh sure, Destructoid's ninth anniversary is going on, and we'll tell you more about that later. But what about another monthly musing? The community loves to talk about topic...

 
 
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Bloggers Wanted: Fangs for the memories

[This month's Dtoid Community Assignment is in honor of my favorite holiday, Halloween!] October always makes me feel good. It starts cooling off. The nights feel richer and more clear. That awful tapioca pudding hellscape called Summer fad...

 
 
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Now is the perfect time to start blogging on Dtoid!

As you may have already noticed, our industrious engineers James and Niero have been hard at work these last few days installing some sexy new tools for our Community Blogs. Video and image embedding, text formatting, and more are all now r...

 
 
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What do you love that everyone else hates?

Yesterday, our own Jonathan Holmes bared his soul to the world when he came to the defense of tripping in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Though his reasons were myriad and his motives sincere, after skimming the nearly 450 comments on the article...

 
 
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Dtoid community: Tell us 10 Things about yourselves!

Every few years a spark ignites a fire in our Community Blogs, and community members share 10 Things about themselves with the rest of Dtoid. Well, that time has come again! Our own Conor Elsea started things off, and long-timers JT Murphy,...

 
 




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God of War (PS4)"Atreus is my son"

 

I Feel Pretty"Pretty dated"

 

Oddmar"Get high on mushrooms"

 

Ghost Stories"Booooooo (the disapproving kind, not the scary kind)"

 

Blumhouse's Truth or Dare"Truth: this movie sucks"

 

Rampage"Needs more rampaging"

 

Super Daryl Deluxe"This is a weird one"

 

Metropolis: Lux Obscura"Punks, Dames and Match 3 Games"

 
 
 

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Electric Reaper

The fuck is it with country people and shovels as a murder weapon? Theyre not very The force is displaced over a wide area, the shovel head can get bent and reduce its effectiveness, and the long handle means more energy will be

 
JcDent

NASA engineers: not the best grog milsim designers!

 
Czar Kazem

qtoid I got pretty drunk pretty fast

 
Plissken

OMG the first big encounter in God of War is serious shit!!!! But I cant speak about it to not spoil the thing to anybody aaarrrrggggg

 
Rico the Penguin

God of War is super I like it so much that I think I probably wont stream the Ill leave the first stream as impressions and grind the rest out over the So much about this thing just blows me

 
Colonial bong264

Can we ban steve blum and troy baker from video game voice acting? At least for ten years before they come back to voice entire casts of characters :P

 
Marcel Hoang

I’m feeling emotionally down after sending out another round of job applications after passing a decade of How about sharing your stories of your jobs and careers to give me perspective or even

 
Dwavenhobble

God of War prediction / possible spoiler in the comments

 
TricksterX

Lets get

 
Shoggoth2588

I doodled at Applebees because doodling is fun

 
 

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