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It didn't take 10 years for the Final Fantasy XV porno to come out

I know I shouldn't be surprised by this, but I kind of am. The infamous porn studio Brazzers has released a Final Fantasy XV porn parody titled "Full Service Station" with a porn star clearly trying to emulate Cindy from the game. While I'm...   read

 
 
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Rad Show: A Real Bronx Jeer!

Hello there Ladies and Gentlemen. For I would have mailed you an invitation, but I don't have your address. So please take the following message to heart, and I hope to see you at the unveiling of the new Johnny Luchador on the Rad Show. A ...   read

 
 
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Rad Show: Speed Run of Plumbers Dont Wear Ties

The name of the game says it all itself. I'm going to venture into this fabled game, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. If I remember, this game pretty much is a big Power Point Slideshow with some weird plot and awkward conversations. Tonight, we'r...   read

 
 
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Rad Show: Age of Time

So after exploring the empty backstage area of gaming to find something weird for you guys to watch, I found this gem of a game called Age of Time. I mean this is not the normal Lucha game by any means. It's pretty strange. I don't understa...   read

 
 
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Live show: The Zoo Race - Noah's Adventures 2

[Mash Tactics airs Monday through Friday at 4p.m. Pacific on Dtoid.TV. Watch Rick 'King Foom' Olson play a variety of games, each day with its own theme. With a heavy focus on community and viewer interaction, you can be as much a...   read

 
 
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Rad Show: Japan World Cup 2

Rad Show is basically like a night light at Stevie Wonder's house. Tonight's show is going to be pretty stupid. I mean on the level of making Ernest P. Worrell proud of the stupidity that the show will contain. Tonight we're going to play a...   read

 
 
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Rad Show: Kinnikuman Muscle Grand Prix Max 2

When I was a child, I use to collect these small flesh colored rubber men. They were pretty odd, but they were all unique. They were called Muscle Men, and I had an army of them. Then my destructive self decided to let them meet their fate ...   read

 
 
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Rad Show: Project Zomboid

Welcome one and all, to the wildest show of all, the Rad Show. Tonight we're gonna jump into Project Zomboid. Yeah, it's a Zombie Survival game, but it's pretty bad ass. And I only play Bad ass games with shirtless men who occasionally get ...   read

 
 
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Rad Show: NBA 2K13 with Space Jam Mod

Ladies and Gents, the Gentlemans Club is away this week so I decided to fill their empty seat. With the Steam Autumn Sale going down on the mean streets of the internet, I decided to throw my money at NBA 2K13 for one reason...to use the Sp...   read

 
 
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Live show: Killer Instinct practice

[Mash Tactics airs Monday through Friday at 4p.m. Pacific on Dtoid.TV. Watch Rick 'King Foom' Olson play a variety of games, each day with its own theme. With a heavy focus on community and viewer interaction, you can be as much a...   read

 
 


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Postal 3 in 'final stages' of development

It's been a long, long, long, long, long, loooooong time coming, but Running With Scissors has declared that the third installment in its controversial shooter series, Postal 3, is nearing the end of its development cycle.  "It’s...   read

 
 
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Toys R Us scores MAJOR exclusive: Petz Horsez Family!

Toys R Us has scored the exclusive rights to sell Ubisoft's upcoming DS game, Petz Horsez Family. When (not if) you go out to obtain a copy of this amazing new game, Toys R Us is the only place you can get it. You better make sure you pre-o...   read

 
 
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Listen up, masochists: Another Trials HD add-on is coming

The last download pack for Trials HD was well worth the money, if you could handle, uh, stressful situations. Taking it many steps further is the just-announced "Big Thrills" add-on, which will introduce us to 40 new levels when it hits dur...   read

 
 
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Pure magic: Add 'junk' to loved Genesis game boxes

This forum thread from our friends at Giant Bomb is freakin' hilarious (some images NSFW). Its title is "Add an inconspicuous MS Paint c*ck to a well loved Genesis cover," and I love forum user BiffMcBlumpkin for making it. It's exactly as ...   read

 
 
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Game worlds have grown a whole lot, this image proves it

Game worlds are getting big. Like really, really big. Have you played Just Cause 2? That island is massive. In game world sizes it's practically a continent. Don't believe me? Well, I'll let someone else's photoshopping skills in the image ...   read

 
 
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Lindsay Lohan snubbed on the cover of Mean Girls DS

Talk about Mean! The girl that made Mean Girls was totally snubbed on the cover of Nintendo DS game Mean Girls. Well...yeah, if you want to get technical like Samit did, she wasn't really a Mean Girl. Samit actually said this: "Technically,...   read

 
 
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LOL: Gears of Venezuelan War w/ Marcus 'Chavez' Phoenix

What an amazing newpaper cover image! This comes from Peru-based Destructoid reader Giancarlo, who says that this image is from one of the most serious newspapers in his country. Here's roughly how the front page of this newspaper reads: H...   read

 
 
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Fumito Ueda wants Team Ico games ported to PS3

Ask yourself this question: Would I like to play Ico and Shadow of the Colossus in high-definition on the PS3? If you answered anything other than "yes," I'm not sure I know how to communicate with you. For the rest of us, we...   read

 
 
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Are the Bit.Trip guys suing the hell out of Anthony?

I probably shouldn't be writing this, as it may not be good for my friend and coworker Anthony Burch, but he's on his way to GDC and I can't get a hold of him. There is the chance that posting this will somehow negatively effect his ongoing...   read

 
 
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Here's another one of those mind-blowing Nintendo moments

Insane videogame trivia that someone won't discover until years after the fact and Nintendo sure do go hand in hand. The prime example (I'm so sorry if this is new to you) is surely the "bushes in Super Mario Bros. are simply green-colored ...   read

 
 
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DIMPS IS MAKING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4!!!

So, some footage was revealed earlier that leaked the first ever full gameplay of Sonic the Hedgehog 4. I don't know about anybody else, but it looked pretty damn swanky to me. However, there was one thing that truly set my heart at ease ab...   read

 
 
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THQ sends us a GIANT MASSIVE DARKSIDERS SWORD!

I am fully aware that by posting this, I am essentially opening up any positive review of Darksiders (released this week) to accusations of pay-offs and bias. However, I don't really care, because I just received a GIANT MASSIVE DARKSI...   read

 
 
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The Journalism Show: Episode 01

Here it is. After two weeks of demystifying a program I've never used before, followed by a two-day fistfight trying to convert the video, I am proud, thrilled, horrified, ashamed and (insert a dozen other emotions here) to bring you the v...   read

 
 
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Sony reveals huge plans for potential PSN premium service

If you've been following all the talk surrounding potential subscription fees for the PlayStation Network, then this is a very hot story indeed. A brand new market survey has revealed Sony's ideas for the seemingly inevitable premium subscr...   read

 
 
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Mortal Kombat fighters like you've never seen them before

Commence hyperventilating. Back when Vincent Proce was working over at Midway, he submitted a pitch for a new Mortal Kombat. The game in question was to be a total overhaul of the series' "original premise" with "modern mutiplayer and disme...   read

 
 


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