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Pirates kill the new Ace Attorney in some retail zones

Brizamila is the company that distributes Capcom's DS games in the Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg, or at least, they usually are. They are passing on Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, as they fear that R4-enabled pirating...   read

 
 
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Wife forces man to choose between her and an Orc

A husband has been forced to make the ultimate compromise -- his wife, or his six-foot-tall World of Warcraft Orc statue. For years, 42-year-old Robert Cushnie was living the ultimate dream, sharing his home with both his woman and his gree...   read

 
 
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George Costanza's Frogger high score beaten in real life

What's the deal with Frogger? It's an interactive recreation of a tragic daily occurrence in which frogs become roadkill. Also, it faithfully reproduces how frogs often jump from turtles to logs to crocodiles in order to reach their destina...   read

 
 
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M.U.L.E. gets a sleek new look, continues to torment me

M.U.L.E. Now there's a game I've heard a heck of a lot about, but was never really able or willing to fidget around with for long enough to "get it." Now that I think about it, sitting down and learning to not suck at this resource manageme...   read

 
 
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GameStop lets you become the Nintendo 64 kid

Similar to the promotion GameStop ran for Left 4 Dead 2 in which you could become a zombie using a simple picture of yourself, Internet voodoo, and a whole lot of patience, there's a new one that turns you into the infamous Nintendo 64 kid....   read

 
 
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Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick

Real Girlfriend is yet another in a long line of Japanese erotic games, except this one is slightly more advanced than your usual wad of glorified hentai. This particular game joins the twenty-first century with 3D graphics, widescreen pict...   read

 
 
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Huge surprise: Silent Hill 2 movie sounds pretty sketchy

The Silent Hill movie tends to pop up on occasion when discussions about good videogame movies happen. The only problem with that is, when compared to everything else in the medium, even the best films based on games tend to be merely decen...   read

 
 
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Yakuza designer would 'never want to make' a GTA game

Sega's Yakuza series has often been likened to Grand Theft Auto, since both games involve gangland dirty work in the big city. Despite the similarities between the two games, however, franchise designer Toshihiro Nagoshi seems quite unimpre...   read

 
 
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Activision yanking Kurt Cobain Guitar Hero 5 footage

Looks like the legal shenanigans between fish-faced Courtney Love and fish-hearted Activision are not over yet. The latest development in the battle for Kurt Cobain's soul has seen Activision yanking Youtube footage that shows Kurt singing ...   read

 
 
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Geon Cube is more super and Pac-Man than Super Pac-Man

Have you heard of Geon Cube? Yeah, I didn't think so; I hadn't either until I got this press release. That lack of press alone probably spells doom for this game. No matter how great it turns out, people aren't going to buy it. No one wants...   read

 
 
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Secrets abound in NES Punch Out!!, here's one

I played the original Punch-Out!! on the NES until my fingers bled. This was mostly because I sucked at it, but I was determined to beat it. I did, once, during a weekend night of glory that I have attempted to recreate, but never have. May...   read

 
 
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Guards bring PSP into nuclear warhead recycling facility

Brilliant. Three Tennessee security guards have recently been busted for bringing game devices, including a PSP, into a nuclear warhead recycling facility. Due to the obviously sensitive nature of the work, electronic devices capable of tra...   read

 
 
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Peripherally Speaking: Nyko's Perfect Shot

Three things you should know about me before reading this: I hate doing stuff I don't feel like doing (some call it laziness, I call it "strong willed"), I'm a sucker for free stuff, and I hate gaming peripherals. Those are the th...   read

 
 
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D3 trademarks Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond

D3 Publisher has trademarked the name Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond, revealing what may be the title of the next chapter of the Matt Hazard series. Although nothing is specified beyond the name, it's possible that this could be the tit...   read

 
 
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Noby Noby Boy multiplayer teaser is kangaroo

Noby Noby Boy creator Keita Takahashi has allegedly posted teaser footage of the PSN game's upcoming multiplayer mode. I say "allegedly" because, really, the footage could be of anything. It's just kangaroos and the Boy, providing...   read

 
 
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Fable II Pub Games cheaters are going to get screwed.

You know that old chestnut about how game glitches are actually "features" in disguise? It seems that sometimes they actually are.Yesterday, IGN posted their impressions of the first three hours of Fable II. Tucked away near the e...   read

 
 
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Games of the week for 12/30/07: Screw Call of Duty 4 on Veteran edition

Seriously, who was the crackhead who decided that Veteran mode was even remotely fun to play? It's not even worth completing the levels for 40 gamerpoints a pop. In fact, I'd rather cut out my own eyes and shove them up my arse, that is wha...   read

 
 
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Videogame conventions II: Hand-me-down

I am the Hero of Legend.Long have been my travails in a vast and mysterious world, an environment largely hostile to me. When I departed the tiny, peaceable village where I spent the whole of my childhood as a mere farming boy, armed only w...   read

 
 
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IGN modifies Assassin's Creed review after Destructoid's report (update)

Yesterday I posted a report that IGN had critically slammed the PS3 version of Assassin's Creed, claiming the framerate issues were so bad, they affected the gameplay and that the former Sony exclusive fared poorly in comparison to the Xbox...   read

 
 
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BioShock is NEVER coming to PS3, never ever ever: 2K crushes the dream

A fresh rumor has been flying around that BioShock would be heading to the PlayStation 3 in 2008, no doubt sparking off fanboy flamewars up and down the Internet. Well, 2K Games has decided to squash those rumors in a most brutally honest m...   read

 
 
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Force your filthy children off the Xbox 360 with technology

The Xbox 360 fall update is on its way, and it's doubtless that millions of Internet Matlocks are already complaining about the hidden evils that Microsoft will smuggle onto connected consoles everywhere. One evil that will not be hidden, h...   read

 
 
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What Cooking Mama should have been? Hell's Kitchen game announced

With the popularity of Cooking Mama, it was only a matter of time before somebody came up with the "grand" idea of giving the most entertaining chef on television his own game to punish us with. Announced for sometime in 2008 by n...   read

 
 
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Hands-on with Dynasty Warriors 6: Was fighting through cosplayers worth it?

As promised, I attended the London Expo today with one thing on my mind -- Koei. My head full of giddy delights (and a lingering flu virus), I hopped onto the Docklands Light Railway and shook my head as I realized that I'd boarded a train ...   read

 
 
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Hold your Hadoukens: Street Fighter IV is more than a year away

I had to laugh when I saw the announcement of Street Fighter IV, thinking that this 'fourth' game was more like the millionth (without hyperbole). I do admit it's refreshing to see a Street Fighter title not followed by a chain of randomly ...   read

 
 
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Another original IP on the Wii bites the dust: Pollen Sonata cancelled

With Project H.A.M.M.E.R already cancelled and games like Disaster: Day of Crisis and Sadness going very quiet, the future for original franchises on the Wii looks pretty damn bleak. It's a tragedy then, that a true original in the form of ...   read

 
 


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