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Vermintide has released on consoles now! Let's all kill rat things and rub genitals! Well, let's at least kill rat things (call me about the genitals though). It's a damn fun game (think L4D, but more ratty and melee), and Parlock enjoyed i...   read

[Awesome art from Roboto-Kun's Deviant Art page] Welp. I'm diving back into Monster Hunter. Picked up Generations today (on sale for $30 at Gamestop), and I'm really excited. Haven't delved into one since Freedom Unite on PSP (Did play a bi...   read

Breaking out. It's a phrase with a couple of meanings that are relevant to next month's free games on Xbox One. Someone who's confined to a place might look to break out. Or, an athlete who suddenly performs above their regular skill level ...   read

If you're an Xbox Live Gold member, you have some downloads to queue. Besides this month's remaining Games with Gold offerings -- Assassin's Creed Chronicles: China (Xbox One) and Mirror's Edge (Xbox 360), both of which recently joined the ...   read

So how about them penis's? Gotta love a good ole floppy meat stick. Oh wait, there's not penis in my header? Damn. Shark coming through a picture eh? Well, that's some pretty cool art and all, but I prefer good ole groin finger any day. No ...   read

I still remember when Sony dissed Microsoft about not being able to share games back in 2013. It was crazy to think that a major corporation would result to petty insults to goad its rivals, but the times have certainly changed. At least on...   read

I figured it's catgirl Friday here, so why not state something I'm sure many of you feel as well. I miss Kat. I wish Gravity Rush 2 was going to be here sooner. I mean, I guess I can waste some time in Prague, or blow up some mechs in the m...   read

Have you been eyeing Forza Motorsport 6, but aren't too sure how good it is? Why not take the game for a test run? You'll be able to do so this coming weekend and you won't go to jail for stealing it! Xbox Live Gold members will have access...   read

No Man's Sky? Pffffft. Give me hot dudes thighs. I don't need no damn sky. Just fleshy, muscular meat pistons. Actually before I got home to write this, my kid wanted a movie so we hit up the Redbox. NMS was just put in. SNARF! Pretty hyped...   read

Greetings! Your overworked, exhausted, and hungry Community Whorelord here. Another Friday, another fight. Speaking of fights, had an interesting scuffle at work last night. Ever had to tackle a stripper suffering a psychotic break off a ta...   read

I'm exhausted (shocker, I know), so let's make this quick. You all check out Communicord? It's the new community run, sister server to the main Dtoid discord! We have FNF planning, show watching, porn, politics, porn, media dumps, porn, wee...   read

After the great Xbox Live Gamertag purge earlier this year, Microsoft is revamping its terms of service so you can't just sit on coveted handles. As of recently, the service agreement has been updated to note that if you don't log into a Ga...   read

I've been really fascinated by maps recently. Not sure what it is, but the shapes and curves really attract me. I get all excited looking at them, and I feel they get excited being looked at. It's fucking weird. Not quite sure what has come...   read

You know what they say, birds of a feather... So here we are. First proper FNF in a little while (sorry, work is insanely busy atm). Let's get some fun going with each other. Who wants to scissor me? Who wants to just play games? Get the ga...   read

Update 6/30: Deal is now dead again as we've past 3:00pm Pacific. Sorry if you missed out. Talk about a well-time promotion. eBay is running a $15 off site-wide coupon for $75+ purchases. These deals are always popular because you can pick ...   read

I don't think I've ever played a bad Halo game. I have my favorites (Reach & ODST), but I can see the merits in every installment. Even Halo 5: Guardians, which received a fine, if muted reaction, is still a well-made video ga...   read

I don't like being down on Games with Gold, but looking over the list for July, I have to largely focus on a single title -- Stoic's story-centric tactical RPG The Banner Saga 2 -- if I want to stay truly upbeat. Considering how recent and ...   read

Next week is a big one for Halo 5: Guardians, whether you own the game or not. On June 29, 343 Industries is adding Warzone Firefight, a round-based PvE survival mode, as well as Score Attack for the campaign, three maps (Attack on Sanctum,...   read

From this Sunday, June 12 to Tuesday, June 22, folks with an Xbox Live Gold membership will have full access to the games in the EA Access Vault without needing to pay the normal $4.99 monthly or $29.99 yearly fee for the perk. You'll just ...   read

An Xbox Live discount to $39.99 is a good deal, but not absurdly uncommon. What is unusual in the gaming deal world is a discount to $39.99 plus a free game. That's the tactic NewEgg's using to sell Xbox Live one-year memberships on it...   read

So it's catgirl day in the qposts. Figured I'd stay with the fuzzy theme, kind of. Honestly makes me sad as hell though. Tuesday I came home to find my best friend (non-human, or man this story would be weird), curled up where I park waitin...   read

Xbox Live Gold prices are going up in six different countries and most of you can stop holding your breath, as the afflicted are: Austria, Hungary, Israel, South Africa, Sweden, and Turkey. In South Africa, the monthly price has tripled, fr...   read

Hey, it's 2016 and your identity in the digital world is XxFatClouddzxX. Don't you think it's time to shape up and go by something respectable? Maybe like DoinkTheClown or TommyPickles? At least then your mother could look you in the eye. X...   read

Welcome to another edition of: Nanashi forgot to do the damn blog again. Our guests today are the tears of Dtoiders unable to sign up to host games, and the fury of his fellow FNF team members; all of whom, do their job. Nanners is official...   read

So, apparently we are allowing Skynet to just hand out abortions now. Let it be known: I warned you all that this will end badly. One small step for human rights, one giant step for FUCKING TERMINATORS! You people have damned us all. Well, ...   read