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Cold Stone Creamery (Wii) voice acting will haunt me forever

You hear the first "good jooobbb" at :30 and what was once a weird, branded* cash-in with a Candy Crush color scheme and, well, a Candy Crush everything -- when did this come out? 2009! -- becomes a little less comfortable. *Because of reg...

 
 
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YouPorn eSports team banned by league

YouPorn, which my colleagues tell me is a supplier of online "adult" entertainment, sponsors an eSports team, Team YP. It has since 2014, back when I wrote, "More like spornsporning an eSporn team." Hah, nice. Unfortunately, this relationsh...

 
 
 
 
 
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YouPorn is sponsoring an eSports team

YouPorn, which a cursory Google search tells me is a streaming adult video webpage, has announced its sponsorship of a Spanish eSports team (Hearthstone, League of Legends). Play2Win will now be known as Team YP, which sounds like some...

 
 
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Warning: Girlvania is not a very good Metroidvania

When I see the faux suffix "vania" at the end of a word, I have a Pavlovian reaction. Visions of whipping flying decapitated Medusa heads in mid-air, exploring a Victorian mansion that defies all concepts of sound architectural structure, c...

 
 
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PS4 users watch three times more porn than Xbox One users

Pornhub shared with us how console users experience porn across the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii, and PlayStation 4. The results were interesting to say the least, and now SugarDVD has shared how porn is viewed between the two new next-gene...

 
 
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Which Console watches more Porn, BF4 Fixes & FFVIII Hair

Hey hey! This video was supposed to go up yesterday afternoon, but a series of unfortunate events resulted in it going up very late last night, and then internet witchcraft prevented me from putting up a post. So, if you don't mind a littl...

 
 
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The PS3 is porn console king, 360 is indeed for Teens

Shortly after the PS4's launch, Pornhub announced that it was the first porn site to fully support the PS4. Destructoid reached out to Pornhub following the announcement and got a load of interesting facts and breakdowns of console porn vie...

 
 
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System Seller: Pornhub pledges to fully support the PS4

The PS4 has been out for a day or so now and people seem to be having a good time with the handful of launch titles. What about next week, when they've beaten all their ... PS4 games? What will they get a handful of then? If you are one of ...

 
 
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Sociologist: 'Internet/games/porn causing demise of guys'

This video has been out for close to a year, but we've never posted about it until now, so forgive us if it's "old" to you. Maybe if you got out and talked to another human being every once and a while, you wouldn't have seen it ...

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Skyrim, Sexy Parties, and NEStalgia

I am completely out of clever ways to start posts about The Destructoid Show. I will totally accept suggestions in the comments. On that note, we have another episode today. First, I went over my life-changing experiences with The Gunstrin...

 
 
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Destructoid review: Animal Crossing: City Folk

Animal Crossing: City Folk may be the most unfortunately named videogame I've ever played. The Animal and Crossing parts don't really bother me, but that City Folk suffix really gets me down. With a name like that, people are bound to...

 
 
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Sex game utilizes the Wii remote

Ever get tired of the “normal” stuff with your partner? Or perhaps, get exceptionally lonely? The guys at the IT University of Copenhagen may have just designed the game of the future. It’s a sex game that utilizes the Wii...

 
 
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Earthbound listed by ESRB for the Wii

If you have no idea what Earthbound is, than you likely are wondering why I am slapping a big ESRB listing screencopy here like it's big news. If you are a fan, however, your computer has likely been thrown on the floor in the force of the ...

 
 
 
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Warning: playing the Wii may end up in bestial rape

It's very easy to get excited playing the Wii. With everything going on, you sometimes feel like you're in the action -- I know I feel that way when I'm playing Red Steel. Well, sometimes people can get hurt from this. Let's take poor litt...

 
 
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WiiShaft commerical makes me want to sew my vagina shut

If any of you ever catch me looking as retarded as these two girls do playing with this new Wiishaft control thing, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to take the nearest blunt object you can find and I want you to hit me square in the...

 
 
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Nintendo and their Wii own retail, has a chart to prove it

Every once in awhile, Nintendo sends us an e-mail to remind us how awesome they are. You see, sometimes we can forgot. Personally, it's been months since I've turned on my Wii to play a game that I didn't have to play for "work." ...

 
 
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Shameless Wiimote rip-off for the Walmart win

Took them long enough, didn't it? After months of waiting, we finally have some cheap, terrible Wiimote knock-off on the shelves of Walmart, in the form of four LCD sports 'games' in an inconvenient Wiimote-shaped case. For seven bucks, you...

 
 
 
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Co-op mode confirmed for Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles on the Wii seems to get better and better with each passing tidbit of information that comes to light. The latest bit of juicy confirmation from Famitsu tells us that a 2-player co-op mode is a reality. Oh...

 
 
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Lightsaber action coming to the Wii?

Ever since the gaming community first laid eyes on Nintendo's Wiimote, Star Wars geeks from around the world have been chomping at the bit to get their sweaty hands on a game that lets them truly experience the thrill of lightsaber batt...

 
 
 




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Guh i love these critcal role animations

 
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Managed to work a bit more on my game I feel like I achieved too little progress for the ammount of hours I spent but hey, at least I achieved some Still using placeholder art

 
mullon

Playing through the story mode for Mortal Kombat X, I swear everyone has the same

 
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I love Dark Heres a recent screen shot of the game I started for I grabbed this when I stepped into Undead Burg for the first

 
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So far, Solo has only made about 54%of what Rogue One did on its opening Memorial Day might But I wont be surprised if Disney begins to re-evaluate their star wars film strategy because of

 
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Ive never used the curator function on steam but 1 of the steam spring cleaning things play a game a curator you follow has I decided to look there is no destructoid curator! Lets get on Recommend all eroge lol

 
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I keep wanting to go to the movies, but then I remember its Memorial Day weekend and I had my fill of super-crowded theaters with Infinity Sorry Han and Deadpool, its more gaming for

 
 

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