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This VR headset is just for porn

Porn is always on the cutting edge of technology. People were looking at porn on their PS3s before the first iPhone even released, and there were, according to my research, websites dedicated to watching the nasty on the console. People wil...

 
 
 
 
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Wow, Brazzers put no effort into its Mario porn parody

It's clear that Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen was a passion project because Brazzer's latest video game porn parody, The Princess's Peach: A XXX Parody, is lazy as hell, if the trailer is any indication. Outside of the Super Mario font...

 
 
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Brazzers did a Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain porn parody

Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen took a lot longer to come out than Brazzers' Final Fantasy XV porn parody, but it seems like a passion project. From the dick-sucking Snake Eater reference to Boss and Hushy's accurate costuming to the iDr...

 
 
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VR porn may find PS4 backdoor, but is AR porn the future?

On the Blu-ray versus HD-DVD conversation, Tropic Thunder's Kevin Sandusky notes, "people thought it would come down to pixel rate or refresh rate and they were pretty much the same. What it came down to was gamers and porn." It helped that...

 
 
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Watch Overwatch cosplayers watch Overwatch porn

Today's unexpected discovery? Heavily-censored, pixelated Overwatch porn (or, "hentai," for you sticky sticklers) is actually incredibly funny to watch, the abstraction emphasizing the absurdity of cartoon sex. Add four real-life Overwatch...

 
 
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Overwatch porn searches up 817%, but don't blame us

The Overwatch beta has been a rousing success this weekend, whether you quantify said success by the "millions" that played (enough to extend the open beta by a day) or just by how painfully everyone is ignoring Battleborn, which actually j...

 
 
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Cold Stone Creamery (Wii) voice acting will haunt me forever

You hear the first "good jooobbb" at :30 and what was once a weird, branded* cash-in with a Candy Crush color scheme and, well, a Candy Crush everything -- when did this come out? 2009! -- becomes a little less comfortable. *Because of reg...

 
 
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YouPorn eSports team banned by league

YouPorn, which my colleagues tell me is a supplier of online "adult" entertainment, sponsors an eSports team, Team YP. It has since 2014, back when I wrote, "More like spornsporning an eSporn team." Hah, nice. Unfortunately, this relationsh...

 
 
 
 
 
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YouPorn is sponsoring an eSports team

YouPorn, which a cursory Google search tells me is a streaming adult video webpage, has announced its sponsorship of a Spanish eSports team (Hearthstone, League of Legends). Play2Win will now be known as Team YP, which sounds like some...

 
 
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Warning: Girlvania is not a very good Metroidvania

When I see the faux suffix "vania" at the end of a word, I have a Pavlovian reaction. Visions of whipping flying decapitated Medusa heads in mid-air, exploring a Victorian mansion that defies all concepts of sound architectural structure, c...

 
 
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PS4 users watch three times more porn than Xbox One users

Pornhub shared with us how console users experience porn across the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii, and PlayStation 4. The results were interesting to say the least, and now SugarDVD has shared how porn is viewed between the two new next-gene...

 
 
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Which Console watches more Porn, BF4 Fixes & FFVIII Hair

Hey hey! This video was supposed to go up yesterday afternoon, but a series of unfortunate events resulted in it going up very late last night, and then internet witchcraft prevented me from putting up a post. So, if you don't mind a littl...

 
 
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The PS3 is porn console king, 360 is indeed for Teens

Shortly after the PS4's launch, Pornhub announced that it was the first porn site to fully support the PS4. Destructoid reached out to Pornhub following the announcement and got a load of interesting facts and breakdowns of console porn vie...

 
 
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System Seller: Pornhub pledges to fully support the PS4

The PS4 has been out for a day or so now and people seem to be having a good time with the handful of launch titles. What about next week, when they've beaten all their ... PS4 games? What will they get a handful of then? If you are one of ...

 
 
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Sociologist: 'Internet/games/porn causing demise of guys'

This video has been out for close to a year, but we've never posted about it until now, so forgive us if it's "old" to you. Maybe if you got out and talked to another human being every once and a while, you wouldn't have seen it ...

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Skyrim, Sexy Parties, and NEStalgia

I am completely out of clever ways to start posts about The Destructoid Show. I will totally accept suggestions in the comments. On that note, we have another episode today. First, I went over my life-changing experiences with The Gunstrin...

 
 
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Destructoid review: Animal Crossing: City Folk

Animal Crossing: City Folk may be the most unfortunately named videogame I've ever played. The Animal and Crossing parts don't really bother me, but that City Folk suffix really gets me down. With a name like that, people are bound to...

 
 
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Sex game utilizes the Wii remote

Ever get tired of the “normal” stuff with your partner? Or perhaps, get exceptionally lonely? The guys at the IT University of Copenhagen may have just designed the game of the future. It’s a sex game that utilizes the Wii...

 
 
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Earthbound listed by ESRB for the Wii

If you have no idea what Earthbound is, than you likely are wondering why I am slapping a big ESRB listing screencopy here like it's big news. If you are a fan, however, your computer has likely been thrown on the floor in the force of the ...

 
 
 




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