Gaming News, Game Reviews, Game Trailers, Tech News



 
 
 





#What the hell was that?


SEGA photo
SEGA

Man tries to pawn Sega Genesis with meth inside

Sonic may be the fastest thing alive, but our subject today surrounds a different type of speed. On September 29, a 31-year-old man was arrested by police in Moultrie, Georgia and charged with methamphetamine possession after unknowingly at...   read

 
 
TF2 Demo pro photo
TF2 Demo pro
  Watch Video

I can't even play Demoman this well in my dreams

I've contemplated returning to Team Fortress 2, if only for a few matches, but I'll probably get my ass kicked. After watching this skillful highlight reel from Demoman player Kaidus, I'm sure of it. This guy knows what you're going to do ...   read

 
 
Zombies photo
Zombies

Warehouse and Logistics Simulator gets zombie DLC

When I saw that a game called Warehouse and Logistics Simulator had been released, I thought "Yeah, makes sense the way the Simulator franchise has been heading." Really, I've just been holding out for Car Park Attendant Simulator more than...   read

 
 
Hatesnake3D photo
Hatesnake3D

Hatesnake3D is a surreal kaleidoscope of snake survival

Indie Buskers is a group of developers who participate in game jams to help pay the bills. Rat King is one of those developers, consisting of a two-person team with a pretty diverse portfolio. In the most recent Indie Buskers game jam, Rat ...   read

 
 
Oddity: Limbo of the Lost photo
Oddity: Limbo of the Lost
  Watch Video

How to steal from Elder Scrolls and not get away with it

Limbo of the Lost is the stuff nightmares are made of (see above) and the stuff of lawsuits, as well. It's a perfect storm of all things terrible that makes a game in the adventure genre -- a genre that even at its worst can only be subpar ...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

Bloomberg: The real cost of being a videogamer is $17,077

Jennifer Prince at Bloomberg has figured out the real cost of being a videogamer. Through some powerful research she has come up with a final tally for what being a gamer would cost a family of four based in San Francisco: $17,077...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Live show: Tell us what to play on Mash Tactics today!

Today, Mash Tactics is playing whatever they feel like. The end of the week is what we affectionately call "A.D.D. Fridays." We take suggestions on what to play, then we play along with the people watching at home. Mash Tactics airs...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Slavery the Game is probably not real, but... wow

[Update: There's a phone number on the site, 1-502-383-1956, that connects you to a Google Voice line. Yeah, this is starting to sound like some garage developer's having a few jollies.] A website with a teaser trailer for something called...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Getting excited for Assassin's Creed: Revelations

It is no secret that I am a very big fan of Assassin's Creed, and you can imagine my excitement when we saw all new gameplay for Revelations at gamescom. I was even more excited when we saw gameplay of Altair!  In between&nb...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Group behind Sonic Musical returns with two new numbers

Sega's 20th Anniversary party at E3 was probably the highlight of the show for a lot of people; there's not a whole lot that can top a live performance of Needlemouse: The musical. Well, that wondrous group of theatrical geniuses is at at ...   read

 
 


 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Reminder: Anthony Burch still trying to save the world

Back in November, I told you about "Anthony Saves the World," an online web series by Mikey Neuman and Anthony Burch of Gearbox Software. (Yes, that's the same "Reverend" Anthony Burch whose face used to be plastered all over Destructoid.) ...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

TGS: Tokyo Jungle is strange and hilarious

One of the titles I was most excited to play was the recently announced PS3 game Tokyo Jungle. The concept seemed so funny to me when I first heard about it -- it's animals on the loose in Tokyo, fighting for survival. Finally getting to pl...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

WTF: Is Sony teasing a knitting game?

PlayStation Japan has a teaser countdown page running right now. In its URL we find the Japanese word amimono, which relates to knitting. In the background of the teaser counter you'll find a man in a tuxedo knitting as two gentlemen in sui...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

Settle down, crazy people: Red 5's MMO is still on

Red 5 Studios, which is probably more known for being home to a number of ex-Blizzard folks than anything else, is working on a mysterious MMO of some fashion. No, they aren't ready to talk specifics yet, but they do want to reassure us the...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Watch the creator of Super Mario Crossover play his game

First off, if you haven't yet checked out Super Mario Crossover -- the Super Mario Bros. remake of sorts that allows you to play through the game with a host of heroes from other 8-bit classics -- please do so immediately, becaus...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

AC: Brotherhood pre-order bon... GAH! GET IT AWAY!

Well, that has got to be one of the creepiest header images ever. I don't even have coulrophobia and I'm creeped the eff out right now. The man in the harlequin costume you see above is GameStop's pre-order bonus for Assassin's Creed: Broth...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

These guys are nuts: The naming of Sin and Punishment

Sin & Punishment is easily in my top five favorite N64 games. Scary thing is, it almost didn't make it to the US. Thanks to the magic of the Wii's Virtual Console, the game finally left Japan back in 2007. Thanks to the game's success o...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

Creepy iPod brings erasers, gnomes, from Telltale Games

On Thursday, I got a weird text from Hamza. It said, "You've gotten a package in the mail". Now, unlike most of the Dtoid SF office staff, I don't live in Casa de Destructoid, so I was a little wary of what could be inside. So random! Think...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

We are locked in an eternal food eating contest with 2K

We're not sure how, and we're especially not sure why, but Destructoid and 2K Games are locked in never ending food eating battle. It started with a pie eating contest with P.B. Winterbottom's producer Paul Bellezza, which they had TO CHEAT...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D

Analyzing No More Heroes 2, part 2: The bosses, part 2

[These posts on No More Heroes 2 are purely speculation. I have no idea what the team at Grasshopper Manufacture intended for the game to mean; I can only speak to what I've taken away from it, so if you don't enjoy potentially bullsh*t int...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

'Violin Hero' string metal music video blows minds

Let me answer your first question: “string metal,” also known as “cello rock” or “cello metal,” is a sub-genre of music that is exactly what you probably think it is -- rock/metal music in which string i...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Muscle March launch trailer imitates greatness

I get a real "Mr. Sparkle" vibe from this video, and it's not necessarily a good thing. Maybe that's just because I'm just getting into Muscle March right now after months of anticipation, but I'm just not ready to see it lampooned in this...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Army of Two's Salem and Rio see the world

Army of Two: The 40th Day is out on store shelves now, and we've reviewed it. Usually this means the end of the line for trailers and such, but Electronic Arts has one more up its sleeve. Above you can watch Salem and Rio travel around the...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

Muscle March coming this Monday for just five bucks

Did you know that the initial trailer for Muscle March was one of the most viewed video posts on Destructoid in 2009? It got nearly half a million hits last year. Not bad for a game we all thought would never leave Japan. In just a few day...   read

 
 
 photo
8===D
  Watch Video

The Journalism Show: Episode 01

Here it is. After two weeks of demystifying a program I've never used before, followed by a two-day fistfight trying to convert the video, I am proud, thrilled, horrified, ashamed and (insert a dozen other emotions here) to bring you the v...   read

 
 
Topher CantlerFeatured blogger
 


 


Reviews   filter by...

Attack on Titan"Go Go Eren Yeager"

 

Obduction"Where will it take you?"

 

Alone With You"Are you still there?"

 

Worms W.M.D"'Hoy there, small fry"

 

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided"Hangin' with Mr. Jensen"

 
More ReviewsGame Trailers
 


 


Not in stores: Upcoming games

More Previews
 

Destructoid Originals

More Originals
 
 

Community expand | +quickpost

Khalid Eternal Nigh

Playing Dead Rising About 3/4ths through the main I think replaying without using Survivors/Comboweapons/combocars/Weapon lockers might be horror and all that Capcom is missing out not adding Green Herbs to DR

 
 Dango

#Confessiontoid I am the single biggest Rebecca Black fan on the

 
Luca Blight

Dear People of the world who drive straight past the crossroads without

 
SpielerDad

This box of tissues has a picture of a sperm whale on the side of COINCIDENCE?!!!!!?

 
JcDent

The Mastodon is a fun, new, 300 pounds, 700 points way to drive your Tacticals somewhere where they will be slaughtered by the abundant Marine-killer

 
SeymourDuncan17

Also, this was probably one of the more intense moments Ive had with any Health down to a sliver, on the hardest difficulty (for now), my skills drained, then a horde shows up I LIVE! Alienations pretty darn

 
SeymourDuncan17

And now IM the one who forgot to get down on Catboy Thursday! What an appallingly ironic outcome!

 
JcDent

Its about ethics in robot nationalism

 
Dreamweaver

In other news, I masturbated so hard that I accidentally rubbed some of the skin off of my Then I kept going, because there was no stopping me at this I cant say I dont regret it though, because now it stings when I get an :(

 
JcDent

Kobolds, not even once

 

Blogs | expand

 
 

WTF IS DESTRUCTOID? 10 years of pants optional Free Download

Stats

 
 
NEXT