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Uwe Boll: F*ck you, crowdfunding is dead

Uwe Boll, the infamous "director" who tarnished the names of popular video game franchises like BloodRayne, Far Cry, and House of the Dead with some of the worst movies ever created, is upset. He's upset that people aren't th...

 
 
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BloodRayne writer recalls the sideshow that is Uwe Boll

I'd wager that, nine times out of ten, directors don't set out to make a bad movie. Nobody in their right mind wants to fail. Unfortunately (or quite fortunately, depending on your perspective), Uwe Boll has never been in a right state of ...

 
 
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Uwe Boll returns with another baffling videogame movie

Remember Zombie Massacre for the Amiga? No? Well, that's fine because Uwe Boll does. He remembers it so fondly, he is adding it to the long, long, list of games he believes would translate into movies. The 1998 Doom clone is apparently puls...

 
 
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Dolph Lundgren confirms his role in Dungeon Siege sequel

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale was an epic the likes of which could only have been made by director Uwe Boll. And only under the watchful eye of such a visionary might lightning ever strike twice. Now, as if to confirm t...

 
 
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New trailer for Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne: The Third Reich

Here we have a trailer for the third feature film based on Bloodrayne. This direct-to-DVD film from everybody's favorite director Uwe Boll involves a plot to inject Adolph Hitler with Rayne's blood. Clearly, we have an masterpiece in the m...

 
 
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Uwe Boll making ANOTHER BloodRayne movie

It's the moment we hoped would never come, but it's been confirmed and now we have to deal with it. The worst thing to come out of Germany since the Third Reich is making another straight-to-DVD BloodRayne movie. Kristanna Loken will return...

 
 
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Alone in the Dark 2 coming to DVD in U.S.

It may be a while before Uwe Boll completes Bloodrayne 3, but that doesn't mean we have to suffer rejoice through another season without any Boll action. Often times the United States is neglected by film companies as they don't think they'...

 
 
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Uwe Boll making a third Bloodrayne movie

Somebody stop him, please. I don't want to kill him, just take out a part of the brain that makes directing movies impossible or something. If Bloodrayne 3: Warhammer, a movie based on a videogame that wasn't ever made, gets made as Uwe Bol...

 
 
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Uwe Boll paid money to be in Postal 3

Uwe, Uwe, Uwe. Wouldn't your money be better spent making another one of your highly entertaining movies?Developer Running with Scissors says that Boll has paid to appear in the upcoming game Postal 3, coming out for the Xbox 360, PS3, and ...

 
 
 
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Stride Gum aims to take down Uwe Boll

I've got no beef with Uwe Boll. The industry is full of really sh*tty movies, and Boll is just another guy out there trying to make a buck. I think he's become an easy guy to blame. In the end, movies, like games, are for fun, and I think t...

 
 
 
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Uwe Boll versus Indiana Jones: Spielberg is clearly terrified

This is news that's been floating around for a while, but it's too funny not to post. Uwe Boll, the controversial movie maker whose films are often reviled by gamers and non-gamers alike, has chosen to pit his latest opus Postal against one...

 
 
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Far Cry movie trailer makes me brain dumbered

Here's Uwe Boll's latest masterpiece. Based off the FarCry series, it follows the plot from the game as Jack Carver and Valerie Constantine investigate an island full of genetically modified super soliders. It's set to have lots of explosi...

 
 
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The moron strikes again: Uwe Boll says games have no story

There's a difference between looking like a moron and just being stupid. Uwe Boll has crossed that line with his usual dignity and aplomb many a time, and each time I hope without reason it may be his last. In a recent interview on Red Eye ...

 
 
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Uwe Boll barred from big budget film

At some point or another you've likely sat through one of Uwe Boll's movies. In this day and age it's almost a rite of passage for an eager, doe-eyed youngster to have his hopes of an excellent movie of his favorite game dashed.  That ...

 
 
 
 
 
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PAX 2007: Uwe Boll speaks with his words, not his fists

Moments ago we got word from this man about some video he shot at this last weekend's PAX 2007. Even amongst people who attended the event, the presence of Herr Boll was the sort of whispered rumor that would pass from person to person as...

 
 
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"Postal blows" sez Wired, "F*ck your mum" sez Uwe

In the most hilarious case of sour grapes I've seen since Richard Nixon punched out a donkey during a fundraiser in 1974, Uwe Boll seems to be firing back at Wired for their negative review of Postal, his film based on a similarly titled vi...

 
 
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Painkiller next in line for movie adaptation

It's becoming such a common occurrence that I can't even muster the strength to object -- Painkiller, developed by Polish studio People Can Fly, will be the next game on the list of blockbuster-hopeful adaptations of video game properties f...

 
 
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New York Post sues Uwe Boll over Postal web site

It's known (in the gaming world, at least) that famed game film maker Uwe Boll likes to push people's buttons, but now it looks like he picked on the wrong people, and they're taking him to court. In what may be a clever attempt to get bac...

 
 
 
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Exclusive interview: Uwe Boll, the devil himself?

    Uwe Boll. The name, to some, is like battery acid in the ears. He is the notorious director of House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne. Reviled by gamers and movie fans in droves, he is said by his harshes...

 
 




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