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You drank our milkshake: Dtoid.com E3 stats

Kinda looks like a shark, doesn't it? It's like the Hamza version of how the Andy Kaufman movie ends. We miss that guy and all the editors that came before this month, and now's a good a time to thank them for the legacy work that got us he...   read

 
 
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Come join the Destructoid show live stream

Any moment now, Max and I will be starting tonight's live stream of the Destructoid show with special guest editors Nick Chester, Conrad Zimmerman, and your favorite furry animal, Hamza Aziz. You can check it out at our YouTube account her...   read

 
 
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Live show: Chill Bros play Conduit 2 pre-release @ 3PST

We have very exciting news! Destructoid Chill Bros have the exclusive pre-release, two months early for Conduit 2, one of Destructoid's most anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii in 2011. We will be playing the game live with SEGA and the ...   read

 
 
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Sundays with Sagat: Guest Starring Birdie

Here's the first episode of Season 2 of Sundays with Sagat. If you're new to the series, here's a quick recap; this is a video series where a man named Sagat talks to you about videogames. This is serious business. Sadly, Sagat is a busy g...   read

 
 
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Go into a vagina for the first time in this Xbox 360 game

A game called Privates has you controling a gang of condom-topped marines that dive into vaginas and asses to blast out the "oozy, shouty monsters." Zombie Cow Studio is really making this Xbox 360 twin-stick shooter. Don't believe me? This...   read

 
 
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Former executive condemns EA and its 'bankrupt' strategy

Electronic Arts isn't doing very well at the moment, and Electronic Arts would have you believe that's all the economy's fault. However, former EVP Mitch Lasky has a more damning reason for EA's failings -- it's the fact that Electronic Art...   read

 
 
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Aonuma - 'Nowadays, OoT is not that good'

Here's a pet peeve of mine; people with a rose-tinting deification of Ocarina of Time. For me, that game, along with Mario 64, will always symbolize a personal low-point for my feeling of connection to videogames as a whole. Of course, I un...   read

 
 
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Video game thief gets caught, threatens clerk with AIDS

The WTF rooted in this sad little tale has nothing to do with video games themselves, but that's ok -- the passing association with them is reason enough to tell the story. After all, the internet spends all day threatening to share the AID...   read

 
 
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Penny Arcade promotes their game with flamebait from their biggest critic

Denis Duckfat hates Penny Arcade ... and they're loving it. The ads (see gallery below) are the direct opposite of what you'd expect -- instead of using positive review quotes from gaming publications (11/10! -Cashwh0re), they went with the...   read

 
 
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Pathetic punk prevented from pilfering PlayStations by prior pugilist

If you’re a criminal, what’s the first rule of any job? Do your homework, right? Well, 16-year-old Iowan Jake Merfeld definitely knew that, but it seems that he didn’t follow through completely. The kid tried to steal a PS...   read

 
 


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Contest reminder: Win an Xbox 360 and Frontlines: Fuel of War next week!

Before you get Ready To Friday don't forget that next Monday is the last day to register to win a free Xbox 360 and Frontlines: Fuel of War, courtesy of THQ. Detailed info on the game, movies, screenshots, and bickering grown men wallowing ...   read

 
 
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PSP Hack: Control a hobby helicopter with your fat PSP

Have a few spare bucks to spend on your PSP and can't find anything at the game shop (again)?  If you enjoy hacks, model helicopters, and want to show something extremely gratuitous off to your grandmother the Picooz/Fairy IR remote co...   read

 
 
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Fake game Friday: Frank Herbert's Dune Golf

Let's be honest: who hasn't looked at the vast dunes of Arrakis and thought to themselves, "That's one sand trap I would never get out of"? Most people, probably. But not forumite BetaMaster, whose fetishes for both Frank Herbert ...   read

 
 
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Captain Obvious: Sony profits fall

In the most obvious story since the invention of the word obvious, Sony announced today that their operating profits have fell a shareholder-jumping 68% for the financial year. But, we all knew that would happen. Sony already said they'...   read

 
 
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Jack Thompson sues Florida Bar and Supreme Court, faces 91 day disbarment

Everyone's favorite video game lawyer is apparently being considered for a temporary disbarment by the Florida Bar Association. As you've heard he's been on a bit of a legal warpath lately with the local powers that be, suing t...   read

 
 
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High school student, hammer arrested for creating in-game map of his school

According to FortBendNow, via Slashdot, a high school student at Clements High School in Fort Bend, Texas was arrested (and expelled) for creating a Counterstrike map that replicated the grounds of his school.The student in question apparen...   read

 
 
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Attention Mexican gaming community: Don't be a griefer or you get broken

The Mexican gaming community ain't one to be f**ked with. This latest tale is a prime example of just that. Question for you World of Warcraft players: Have you ever wanted to beat the living crap out of an annoying griefer? Don't...   read

 
 
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Ninja Gaiden Sigma demo up on Japanese PSN, hits U.S. later today

The demo for the highly anticipated remake, Ninja Gaiden Sigma, has hit the Japanese PlayStation Network store. As we speak, the demo is slowly making its way to my hard drive and then for the rest of the day, I will bask in the glorious 10...   read

 
 
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Rosenblum pleads not guilty, to be put under house arrest

To update the alleged happenings of one very allegedly stupid person, GameLife's Andrew Rosenblum has pleaded not guilty to three counts of threatening to commit a crime and has had his bail placed at $50,000. Once Rosenblum is released...   read

 
 
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Jack Thompson's evil FOX appearance

Remember how I told you Jack "video games are zee devil" Thompson was on FOX News yesterday taking advantage of the Virginia Tech tragedy to push his own agenda? Well, thankfully one of our dedicated readers, Kennigit, sent ove...   read

 
 
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Sony UK to cut up to 160 jobs

An anonymous employee of Sony UK sent us an e-mail that states that up to 160 jobs are planned to be cut from SCE UK, SCEE Central, SCE Cambridge, and SCE London. The move is being made to streamline the company due to the fact that "o...   read

 
 
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Side by side comparison of F.E.A.R. on the PS3 and 360

Comparison screenshots are one thing, but when you do a well-done comparison video, trying to discern the difference between a PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 cross-platform game suddenly takes on a much different meaning. Of course, F.E.A.R. ...   read

 
 
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Can't find a Wii? Get used to it

According to our favorite PR person, Perrin Kaplan, Nintendo's Wii shortage will last a tad longer than what we've been told and promised by other Ninty execs in the past. From Kaplan via Next Gen:“There is a lot going on beh...   read

 
 
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Serkis goes insane for Heavenly Sword

  Pro tip: Don't mess with Andy Serkis. He's plotting to rid the kingdom of the weak, old, sick, perverts, fanatics, self-professing messiahs, spineless freaks, terrorists, degenerates, stupid and especially -- the babe. H...   read

 
 
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Burnout 5: Not the same sh*t again

Burnout Revenge is a tough act to follow, especially after the follow-ups to games like Gran Turismo and Ridge Racer have been shiny ponies, but less than innovative and new feeling. Short of PGR4's and Forza 2, there really aren't ...   read

 
 
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