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Lollipop Chainsaw's bloodsoaked Halloween goodie bag

Publishers send some weird things that mostly just clutter up my office (especially at this time of the year, this room looks like I've just moved with all the boxes). At least with this Lollipop Chainsaw Halloween bag, I can eat the eviden...

 
 
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TGS: The prettiest 3DS AR card I own

I love Nintendo's AR cards and the games that use them, but there's nothing pretty about any of the ones that come with the 3DS. Now, everything is pretty when it comes to upcoming 3DS game Bravely Default. Even the AR card is pretty! Above...

 
 
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TGS: Square Enix music sampler reveals upcoming releases

Square Enix has been generous to its fans each year at Tokyo Game Show, handing out sampler CDs featuring music from many of their upcoming games and arrangement albums to those who visit their on-site merchandise store.  This year is ...

 
 
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Win a Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine chainsword!

[Contest is CLOSED. Winner will be notified via Dtoid Private Message!] We got a Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine chainsword in the mail. It's life-sized and designed for a ten-foot-tall Space Marine, so it's absolutely bloody huge. It's my ...

 
 
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Tripwire Interactive launches its own online store

Killing Floor and Red Orchestra developer TripWire Interactive has launched its own online store where you can buy fun-looking merchandise from some of the studio's big titles. There's not a great deal of range to pick from right now, but t...

 
 
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New Club Nintendo rewards: Giant AR card, posters, more

My dreams are coming true, one day at a time. Nintendo has updated the list of rewards available to Club Nintendo members in North America. Cashing in those game purchases for redeemable coins can now get you three new items: a Metroid: Oth...

 
 
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E3: Best swag ever: Forza 4 interior detailer cleaner

The Forza 4 party at E3 last night was home to over a dozen cars worth millions of dollars each. I've never seen Dale North happier, like ever. He wouldn't shut up about Audi this and GT-R that. I have no idea what any of that meant but I d...

 
 
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New Destructoid Episode: Aliens, LA Noire, MW3, and PSN

Hey guys, back again with another one of those things. Y'know. Episodes. Ugh. Garfield hates mondays. Garfield is my spirit animal. I'm grumpy. I hate Garfield. Shameless Promotional News: We reprinted those Squidbear shirts to prevent shir...

 
 
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Ubisoft at PAX: Child of Eden, Clash of Heroes, more

Ubisoft's line-up is looking solid for PAX East, if only for Child of Eden and the mysteriously-absent-lately Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes. Exhibit space #824 will also be home to Call of Juarez: The Cartel, Beyond Good and Evil HD, a...

 
 
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Shadows of the Damned screaming babyface lollipop anyone?

Here's an unsettling Valentine's Day gift for you: chocolate lollippops featuring floating eyeballs and screaming baby heads. A medium-sized box of these things arrived at Destructoid's Baltimore office today, courtesy of Electronic Arts to...

 
 
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New Club Nintendo Rewards: DS pouches, Game & Watch: Ball

As usual, the latest rewards for Club Nintendo are actually cool enough to make you want to painstakingly redeem your games online. There's a set of reversible pouches, which can be used to store any of the systems in the DS family and poss...

 
 
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Nintendo makes up for Kirby patch defect

Following up on our previous story about Club Nintendo members getting Kirby patches with upside-down eyes, a couple of kind-hearted readers have sent in an update on the situation. Nintendo has sent out replacements for the original botche...

 
 
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Catherine gets classy retailer swag

Now that we're roughly a month from the  Atlus' sexy puzzle/homewrecker game Catherine's store date and with a playable demo coming in a matter of days, this is probably the last time I'll be able to gush like a hype-addled fan, ign...

 
 
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Club Nintendo's Kirby patches aren't quite right

Not long ago, Nintendo started offering cutesy Kirby patches as Club Nintendo rewards. "Amazing," many of us joyfully proclaimed. But little did we know that something wasn't quite right. Take a look at the variation in the eyes above. Read...

 
 
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Wooden box, small liquor: How we got a Bullestorm trailer

Determined to get me in trouble with my wife for having so much crap lying around the house, Electronic Arts, People Can Fly, and Epic Games sent me a promotional Bullestorm box in the mail again today. In the video above, you can see the ...

 
 
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Capcom releasing replica jacket from Resident Evil 4

Like the jacket that Leon Kennedy wears in the beginning of Resident Evil 4? Well you can soon own a replica of the bomber jacket if you have around $300 to drop on it! Cacpom Japan is planning on releasing the replica jacket in multiple si...

 
 
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Swagtacular: Earth Defense Force and sexy calenders!

Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon has at least one lovely member of our staff feeling pretty hot in the pants department, but D3 Publisher decided to fire up the loins of yours truly as well. Yes, it's an Earth Defense Force: Insect A...

 
 
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Swagtacular: Enslaved 3D glasses will f*ck you up

Namco Bandai sent along some 3D glasses in order for me to review Enslaved: Pigsy's Perfect 10 on my humble 2D television. Although I haven't got the DLC yet, I still found a way to let you know what 3D gaming is truly like.  I can gu...

 
 
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Valkyria Chronicles III's DX edition gets you a sweet cup

I think it's fairly clear that Valkyria Chronicles III is aiming to strike a slightly edgier tone than its previous incarnations, what with its black-ops squad of "Nameless" soldiers conducting secret missions in the midst of the Imperial i...

 
 
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Doritos giving away Weta made Halo Mongoose ATVs

Weta is known to make some really amazing props and there's probably a warehouse somewhere filled with nothing but Weta made Halo props. A couple of their creations are now being giving away in a contest with Mountain Dew and Doritos. Two 4...

 
 
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Those Dead Space Rig backpacks are up for pre-sale

I love how excited that image is. As previously teased, the Dead Space backpack is still coming, but now we have more substantial details to work with. It'll be available in January -- just in time for Dead Space 2's launch, no doubt -- for...

 
 
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Twisted Pixel at PAX: Ukulele performances, prizes, more

You have to hand it to Twisted Pixel -- they know what the fans want. The studio behind The Maw, 'Splosion Man, and now Comic Jumper has a number of good reasons for you to come visit its booth at PAX, #3003. For starters, Comic Jumper will...

 
 
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Vblank is going all out with Retro City Rampage at PAX

You have to give props to smaller developers like Vblank Entertainment. What they may lack in sheer manpower gets made up for with smart, funny marketing and cool promotions. Also, down-to-earth radness -- gotta have that. As part of the PA...

 
 
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Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light: Box art, preorder

Here's a couple of news bits on the upcoming DS RPG Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light. First off, there's the official box art, which you can see above and in our gallery in a larger format. I think it looks pretty nice. If you are a pre...

 
 




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Witcher III and Subnautica were a bust so I tried Hellblade and this is a deeply fucking disturbing introduction Im glad (???) I bought a new headset before I started Whatever the opposite of ASPR is, this is it 😐

 
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Heres an old video I made last year for Hope it gets a chuckle out of Spoilers for

 
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Slowly going through Xbox Game Pass games, and this time I finished two Metroidvanias! Timespinner and Steamworld Dig Thoughts on

 
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Anybody else get one of these on Friday? It just showed up at my house without any Last I heard Amazon said it would be delivered in

 
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Divinity 2 is a game that you never have to play multiplayer, but single player is improved by them designing for it in Cant think of many that work that way

 
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Me and our folks here started watching Kipo and the Age of the We are halfway though it, and loving it so far! Digging the characters, and the action scenes are really sweet

 
NeoTurbo

Nioh 2 campaign is beaten! Maybe I should take a break from it Or I could prep for the Decision made! Im going to try to get all the side missions done and all the kodoma/guardian Then Ill see how I

 
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Of all the movies/games/consoles/TV shows etc coming in the next year that COULD still be delayed but havent yet, what would hurt the most to see a delay for?

 
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