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Review: West of Loathing

West of Loathing is a point-and-click adventure that doubles as a turn-based RPG. The artwork consists of crude stick figures, drawn in a typical western setting, with a stubbornly black and white color palette. If you’re looking for ...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Let's hear it for the boys!

Good day and a hot dickings to you folks! How is your Friday treating you? Mine is quite lovely as I am only 4-5 hours (of work) away from my first free time of the month. I am very excited and plan to use this time to chafe my dick. Well, ...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Dance the Night Away!

Oh look at you, my pretty little girl, sitting there with your face all painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut. Who wants to guess what movie I just watched? That's right, Sharknado. I love that flick. So. D...

 
 
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Game reviews delivered while eating habaneros

A new videogame reviews YouTube show popped up last month. What's so special about that, you ask? The hook with this particular show is that the reviewers must eat an entire habanero pepper first before delivering their critique. I just le...

 
 
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January NPD: 360 leads, Black Ops still on top

After another December as the U.S.'s top selling home console, it looks like the Wii is on the decline again. Last month, the console was outsold by the Xbox 360 by about 60,000 units. That's a +32% gain for the 360 compared to last year, a...

 
 
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Destructoid (the show): It's a Minecraft Utopia!

Today's episode of Destructoid (the show) is very special because it gives me the chance to show off all the amazing things that have been happening in the past 5 days on the Destructoid Minecraft server. If you don't play Minecraft, you s...

 
 
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Higher percent of 'net-connected PS3s than other consoles

According to data gathered by The Diffusion Group, 78 percent of PlayStation 3 users have their system connected to the Internet. For Xbox 360 and Wii, the rates are 73 and 54 percent, respectively. It's worth noting that these figures appl...

 
 
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Spike Video Game Awards' viewership continues to drop

Did you watch the 2009 Spike Video Game Awards for the actual awards themselves, the slew of announcements, or not at all? Based on some viewership data provided by The Cut Scene, that last choice applies to an increasingly large number of ...

 
 
 
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Mass Effect is the devil! Sessler tells you how it is

        Adam Sessler has had about enough of all this Mass Effect garbage. Well Adam, that makes 1,345,456 of us, but regardless I'm glad to hear you weighing in on the situation. Between mass exodus on Cooper Law...

 
 
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Spike TV books Foo Fighters for the 2007 VGAs

The current state of videogames on cable TV is poor at best. Rarely does the medium get coverage outside of mainstream news reporting on the latest killing spree and then getting an "expert" to play the blame game. There's always ...

 
 
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Clive Barker calls Roger Ebert on his crap

Clive Barker was one of my literary heroes long before he entered the gaming universe. Rarely is such a perverse and twisted individual simultaneously intelligent and beautifully spoken, but Clive's no stranger to this mixture. Not one to t...

 
 
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Controlling your Scarface with your Wii

Since the Wii obviously uses a non-standard control scheme, owners are always curious how they'll be able to control certain games. One of those of interest is the mature title Scarface. In a thankfully toned-down demonstration video,...

 
 
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Podtoid 22: The John Sweeney Angry! Edition

I'm sure some of you have already heard of the Beeb's John Sweeney going absolutely s**t-bonkers in the middle of a Scientology exhibit on psychiatry, and how it's, y'know, an industry (of death). Photos of dead babies and ...

 
 
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Podtoid Volume 2: Toid Harder!

After a long hiatus, the Podtoid is back.The original Podtoid was shot down over Germany two months ago, and while the Germans deny involvement (and that the War has been over for sixty years), our investigation into his wherabouts continu...

 
 
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What makes a boss unforgettable?

I just had a humbling experience. I was at a friend's house, enjoying some quality Wii time, when I saw he had the VC version of Punch Out on his channels. My desire to play overwhelmed me and I repeatedly wailed "Punch Out! Punch...

 
 
 
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Tons of new Lair gameplay footage; let me hear you say "meh!"

I love dragons, but have always thought they have gotten a bad rap. With movies like Dragonheart and Eragon, dragons have been portrayed as annoying, sentimental creatures that, surprisingly, have a lot of things to say. I like my dragons ...

 
 
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Quasi South Park: This is (awkward) living

Fact: Fanboys produce 98% of all video-game related mashup videos on YouTube. Some are genuienly funny while the rest are, well, like this South Parkian mashup  spotted by DICK on Sony's semi-official blog ... biding its time un...

 
 
 
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Summa on Coin-OP TV ... no, for real, it's tonight y'all

Sorry, no April Fool's here, I will actually be on Coin-Op TV tonight, live, as a special guest. And only in that special way that I know how. So, if you got nothing better to do at 7 p.m. Pacific (10 Eastern), then tune in, interact,...

 
 
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Snake to have same ol' snarl

Attention Metal Gear Solid fans: Your little wet dreams about David Hayter can continue. Yes chilluns, the man behind the voice of one of the most recognizable characters in video games will still be the voice of good ol' Snake for Meta...

 
 
 
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Acclaim: traditional game testing is dead

Nevermind robots and guys in third world countries stealing your game testing jobs -- the competition might soon include that snotty little 11 year old down the street. Acclaim's (lead guitarist?) David Perry is raising eyebrows with th...

 
 
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SXSW 07: First impressions

The interactive arm of the South by Southwest exposition kicked into full gear today at the Austin convention center, steps away from the craptacular Radisson Hotel whose computer system has been down since 9 a.m. and has us wandering the s...

 
 




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Pixie The Fairy

Game pitch: Sony/SE crossover game Jonah and Sully tell Lara and Nathan to fuck off with their disintegrating ruins and

 
Dennis Carden

Well, I spent this afternoon fighting with WINE to get the Windows version of Steam up and running on my But it is finally done, and I can now play some completely tasteful visual novels without booting into my Windows 10 Convenience!

 
JcDent

Heres what they have to

 
Boxman214

Bowsette has already been Somewhat NSFW, so its in the

 
Jetter Mars

Ok, Ive been off the internet for well over a day and when I returned Im seeing all these strange images of a Peach-Bowser hybrid Did I miss something?

 
TurboJasper

You can play Final Fantasy 7, 9 and 10 on the go with Switch? How good is that? Portable Final Fantasy? Who has ever heard of such a thing? Fucking

 
travolta

We saw a cheetah named Cayenne today

 
Pixie The Fairy

I didnt know the animated JLA movies had gone back and redid Death of Now theyre doing Reign of the Nathan Fillon reprises Hal Jordan so I know where theyre going with this and what that potentially sets Bye bye Coast

 
Mike Sounders

Didnt know the theme of Amnas people was in Spider-Man until

 
Electric Reaper

Yeesh, there is so much racism, insanity, and war crimes in Full Metal And apparently, that was entirely normal during the Vietnam What the actual fuck, USA?!

 
 

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