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The Sexy Brutale is coming to Switch

The cult indie hit, The Sexy Brutale, will be making its way onto the Switch in Japan. While that isn't exactly a confirmation of a Western release, website Nintendo Everything did come across a PEGI listing for the game. That hasn't been o...

 
 
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Game titles that are wonderful euphemisms for genitals

Yesterday, it was revealed Destructoid agreed to be bought out by Enthusiast Gaming. When I first found out, I wondered if anything would change. In the comments of the story yesterday, some of our readers also wondered if the move would pu...

 
 
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Is Breath of the Wild the horniest Zelda?

We're a week out from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and most of what I've seen (and played) is somewhat context-free open-world gallivanting. For a series remembered fondly for its oddball characters and personality, gallivanting ...

 
 
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Randy Pitchford found porn on the internet

For those who are unaware, there is a thing on the internet called pornography. I’ve been told it’s quite salacious and pretty popular, making up roughly 99.9999475% of all Google searches. People say in these pornographic motio...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Who let the sharks out?

So how about them penis's? Gotta love a good ole floppy meat stick. Oh wait, there's not penis in my header? Damn. Shark coming through a picture eh? Well, that's some pretty cool art and all, but I prefer good ole groin finger any day. No ...

 
 
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Motorboat some boobies in Dead or Alive Xtreme VR

There are instances in history mankind can look back on as the pivotal moments that defined who we are as a people and helped shape our future. Walking on the moon, the invention of printing press, the discovery of the polio vaccine, t...

 
 
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Get a constant influx of pussy with Android N's easter egg

Yesterday, some Nexus phone owners were treated to an upgrade to Nougat aka Android 7.0, the latest version of Google's we-can-do-iOS-stuff-too-kinda operating system. It's by far the best version of Android I've ever used; punchy and crisp...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights: So much c-

Man... I want wings now. Maybe some pollo asada. I wonder if Hansen has a recipe for a good marinade for that... My fat gut aside, how the fuck y'all been? How was your holidays? What games you get? Did Mom pick the right color dildo for yo...

 
 
 
 
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Friday Night Fights - You dirty rat edition

Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide releases today. Oh boy, am I excited. I've had a blast in my short time with the beta. Yes, the game is basically L4D Ratz Edition. The atmosphere, the fighting, and the characters make it stand out from th...

 
 
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Please send Dying Light devs your zombie apocalypse erotica

If you want to accuse me of thinking that Techland tries waaaaay too hard sometimes, I'm guilty, guilty, guilty. Lock me up and throw away the key. For every fine example of continued support for the community, there's a dumb marketing...

 
 
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Stick Shift let me jerk off a car

Quivering with anticipation, I slowly insert my keys into his ignition slot. A few moments of anticipation, some stuttering as he turns over. A moment of all encompassing rumbling as I turn him on. The engine is running, my car is ready. I ...

 
 
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Boobs and more boobs in Dead or Alive 5 Last Round video

If the latest Dead or Alive 5 Last Round trailer didn't have enough explosions for you, then check out this not-creepy-at-all video released by PlayStation Japan that could very well allow you to create your own private explosions. In the ...

 
 
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I unboxed the New 3DS XL and tickled its sensitive nub

After a Nintendo press event yesterday, I was sent home with a review unit of the New Nintendo 3DS XL. I figured it would be a good idea to record my opening of it so that I could share my trademarked cynical indignation with you all. So, ...

 
 
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Link can wear skimpy shorts in the new Hyrule Warriors DLC

♪ I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy Link. ♪ Next Thursday's Twilight Princess pack for Hyrule Warriors will be one to remember. The DLC adds Twili Midna as a playable character, the Postman costume for Link (...

 
 
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Here's what EA thinks is worth a press conference

At the EA press conference earlier, Peter Moore stood on stage and showed off various modes in The Sims 4. None of that was important though. This is the most important piece of information to come from the presentation. Behold: buff, shirt...

 
 
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Gentlemen's Club: We're giving away tons of Payday 2!

If you've been following my Twitter you know I'm absolutely head over heels for Payday 2. I came in expecting a crime themed Left 4 Dead-lite but what I got was one of my favorite co-op games. There' s something about planning out a heist o...

 
 
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Videogame Clubhouse: The Valentine's Day special

It's time for that annual occurrence of public shame and humiliation: Valentine's Day. If that sentence wasn't enough to tip you off then know that I'm not a big fan of the holiday. So what is a guy to do to prepare himself for tomorrow? Pl...

 
 
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Look at Lightning's many outfits in our music video

Yesterday, while working on our preview of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, I asked those in the office if I should make some kind of quick video to show off some of the costumes I've collected in the game. Everyone insisted that I s...

 
 




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