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Boob Wars: Colonial Marines, HD Wind Waker & RIP THQ

Hey gang, here's the recording of today's live Destructoid Show! Nintendo Direct happened, so we talked about all of that, and SimCity has new curved roads in it, I hope you're ready for that. That new Aliens: Colonial Marines trailer...   read

 
 
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Game Boy sex! Parallel Processing by Danimal Cannon & Zef

I had a chance to meet the bald and beautiful Danimal Cannon (Roots, Armcannon, Metroid Metal) at MAGFest this year, and I've gotta say, he's one chill dude -- lounging at the merch table in a night robe, what a rebel! Still, for a man as h...   read

 
 
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The DTOID Show: VR Porno, Tomb Raider & Dark Souls

It's Destructoid's sexiest episode ever! Well, Sessiest, anyway. Tara's out sick, so Adam Sessler's filling in. News includes interactive porno for the Oculus Rift by way of a company called Sinful Robot, some new Tomb Raider gameplay, and ...   read

 
 
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Final Fantasy fans rank the series hottest beefcakes

Square Enix polled 800+ Japanese Final Fantasy fans on which male characters really beef their cakes. Unsurprisingly, beefcake supremos known for making happy pants tents across the globe Squall and Cloud placed high at 2 and 5. The #1 spot...   read

 
 
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GoNintendo has the best Wii U unboxing video, bar none

GoNintendo's RawmeatCowboy takes the crown for best Wii U unboxing video on the inter-tubes. Sorry Jim, but I've gotta be real. Let George Michael's silky pipes lead you down the road of forbidden ecstasy. The weirdest Wii U unboxing you'l...   read

 
 
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Dead or Alive 5 costume packs just in time for Halloween

What would Halloween be without sexy costumes? I went into one of those mega-sized Halloween pop-up stores the other day to find that two-thirds of the store was sexy female costumes. They only had crap like 'bloody surgeon' and 'skeleton w...   read

 
 
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Last call! Show us your videogame-themed costumes!

[Update: Contest over! Winner is Serkderg the Herkderg!] What better way to celebrate Halloween than by dressing up as your favorite videogame character? And what better incentive to share that costume with the world than the chance to win ...   read

 
 
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Johnny Yong Bosch's musical take on THAT scene from MMX4

Johnny Yong Bosch is the f*ckin' man. Over his illustrious career, he's filled many notable roles such as Adam Park the Black Ranger in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Vash the Stampede in Trigun, Ichigo Kurosaki in Bleach, Nero in Devil May...   read

 
 
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Gotta love that 2D HD animation for PS3 RPG Tokitowa

Namco Bandai has released a new gameplay trailer (yes, gameplay this time!) for upcoming PS3 RPG Tokitowa today, and it's so smooth and detailed that it looks like you're watching anime. I guess that's the selling point, though. Well, that...   read

 
 
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I think Gyoretsu Nageloop has FMV lesbian grenade ninja

Gyroetsu Nageloop is a videogame published by Nintendo in Japan for the 3DS eShop. It plays like easily comprehended puzzle game (specifically, like Magnetica) but it's storyline is... well, I'm not really sure what it is. The only thing I...   read

 
 
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Senran Kagura-themed desserts... why am I not surprised?

Senran Kagura Burst, the sequel to last year's 3DS ninja booby high school brawler, is scheduled for release in Japan on August 30. Time for one last marketing push, right? Until August 19, you can visit Cafe Euro in Akihabara for one of tw...   read

 
 
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SDCC: Tekken Tag Tournament 2 gets 100+ swimsuits via DLC

Because, boobs. Well, to be fair, the game's producer Katsuhiro Harada said there will also be swimsuits for male and animal characters, like Kuma -- who, by the way, IS A FREAKIN' BEAR! If you are in the market for scantily clad female ava...   read

 
 
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EyeToy Kama Sutra game could have been a reality

I'm always surprised by the lack of porn on modern consoles, especially with all the, err, "input possibilities" that motion controls give the user. It's not for a lack of trying though, if Sony Computer Entertainment executive producer Pet...   read

 
 
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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid

Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no doubt be all t...   read

 
 
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Dead or Alive 5: Bunny bikini bonus, Collector's Edition

Have you preordered Tecmo Koei's upcoming fighter, Dead or Alive 5? If not, will sexy bunny bikini bonus suits change get you going? Preorder at GameStop or Amazon and get a set of in-game bunny-style swimsuits for three of the female chara...   read

 
 
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The Bastion narrator sexifies Skyrim

Adding the crooning pipes of Bastion's narrator to any video instantly increases its sexiness factor exponentially. It's just as true now as it's been in the past. YouTuber Egger3rd whipped up a short machinima that sets Bastion's "The Kid...   read

 
 
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This is exactly how you're supposed to play Saints Row 3

Egoraptor just pooped out a new animation based on Saints Row: The Third. It's a lot shorter than his more recent vids, clocking in at a mere 11 seconds. However, you'll probably agree that he successfully managed to condense the key highl...   read

 
 
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Hey, Little Sister! Who's the only one?

Pinup artist Martin Abel has whipped up a poster featuring a rather developed Little Sister from BioShock. Sometimes, when you get a tip in your inbox for something like this, you gotta go with the obvious joke. And so... *DEEPLY INHALE* Jo...   read

 
 
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Video: Happy Holidays from Destructoid

Our holiday video hit over a million views! Thanks for watching ... now go punk someone this Christmas :) Huge thanks to our friends at Denizen Company.   read

 
 
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Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! is a PSP game

Here's a trailer for a game that someone in the comments of this article first brought up. I thought about the best way to phrase the title of this post, but in the end, the name of the game itself says it all. Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Yo...   read

 
 
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These Akuma and Cammy figures are fantASStic

Brian Szabelski of sister site Tomopop brought to our attention these Street Fighter figures from Square Enix's Play Arts Kai toy line. He seems really excited to get his hands on these little guys, and I'm wondering if certain ASSets are d...   read

 
 
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Capcom JP's girls in bikinis playing Dead Rising 2 OTR

Capcom, I'm confused. You could have gave us actual game footage, or in-depth analysis of gameplay, or even just a features list, but instead you give us idols in bikinis playing your game, Dead Rising 2: Off the Record. Are these...   read

 
 
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That bear is wearing a bikini ...

What you are looking at is a piece of art for Super Danganronpa 2. The character is called Mono Bear and he is evil, as you can tell from the fact that he's WEARING A BIKINI OH GOD.  Since the first game never made it out of Japan...   read

 
 
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New Destructoid Episode: Metro Dorito Aliens Having Sex

Hey kid, wanna see a dead body? Oh. Well. You wanna see some really cool video game news... In the back of my van? Uh. Anyway. The guy from Crytek says the PS Vita is gonna fail, and the guy from Naughty Dog says the Wii U is gonna fail. G...   read

 
 
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Catherine: The Final Preview (Yes, it's easier!)

I beat the final, North American retail version of Catherine yesterday. I know I've previewed the Japanese release, and then later previewed code from E3 earlier this year, but this is the final preview coming from me ahead of our official ...   read

 
 
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Khalid Eternal Nigh

The excuse for Kiefer Sutherland instead of Hayter in MGSV was Big Boss is Ground Zeros is 1 year after Peace Do u think ppl MIGHT of accept it if GZ was Hayter but actually older Boss,9 years + coma, but MGSV was Sutherland?

 
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Core-A Gaming does a great analysis on what makes a move OP in a fighting Its common

 
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ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED BY MY COOKING? I CAN MAKE FISH AGAIN FOR THE EIGHTH TIME THIS WEEK IF YOU REALLY WANT?

 
Michformer

Went out for dinner at my local seafood joint with my academic advisor to do some culinary research for my Mainly consisted of ordering farmed king salmon and seeing how it stacked up to the wild It will make for a compulsive scene in my game

 
Parismio

Ooh looke what came in the mail! Finally, after years of not being on the psn store, tonight, I shall dine on anime!

 
DanteKinkade

Oh a PSN sale I might get a few nothing much, wait where did all my money go?!

 
JuIc3

So I let Madoka Malika drive the car for the first time this she had a dog run out by her, and a car pull out right in front of Clearly, she is the good luck charm <3

 
Original Onii-chan

Wait so the world complains about James Bond having blond hair and its a fair point but the minute people say the new Mary Jane actress should dye her hair red its racism? Come on

 
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Fuck the Waifu *Loads* of people didnt bother last And there wasnt even the usual end of the month roundup article for those bloggers that did *shakes fist* ): (

 

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