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You deviants watched a lot of Pornhub on PlayStation 4

As part of their year in review for 2017, Pornhub released the stats for interesting things like length of time per visit, most searched terms and stars, and even down to age group. But the relevant thing here is which consoles most people ...

 
 
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Kevin Mersereau's Top Five Games of 2017

It’s officially the year 2018 and not a whole lot has changed so far. I’m still a bald, broke, and excessively sweaty college student with an unhealthy obsession for video games. Luckily, that means I actually took the time to p...

 
 
 
 
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Review: School Girl/Zombie Hunter

This is a game that knows exactly what it is. Even the title doesn’t leave a hell of a lot to the imagination. You’ve got school girls, and you’ve got zombies. These high school ladies don’t appear to be too worried ...

 
 
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Get ready to pop, there's a HuniePop sequel in the works

HuniePop works for a number of reasons, but also doesn't work for its intended one. It's fun as a Bejeweled-light that rewards progress, and it's also kind of a party game my roommate and I had a lot of fun laughing at. If you played the f...

 
 
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Let's just be companions

[Unfortunately, it turns out that Nanashi is a bit of a prude, but he’s actually got some fairly solid, logical points in this blog tackling the topic of virtual “sexy time” in games. I’m not even going to lie here. ...

 
 
 
 
 
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The Sexy Brutale is coming to Switch

The cult indie hit, The Sexy Brutale, will be making its way onto the Switch in Japan. While that isn't exactly a confirmation of a Western release, website Nintendo Everything did come across a PEGI listing for the game. That hasn't been o...

 
 
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Game titles that are wonderful euphemisms for genitals

Yesterday, it was revealed Destructoid agreed to be bought out by Enthusiast Gaming. When I first found out, I wondered if anything would change. In the comments of the story yesterday, some of our readers also wondered if the move would pu...

 
 
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Is Breath of the Wild the horniest Zelda?

We're a week out from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and most of what I've seen (and played) is somewhat context-free open-world gallivanting. For a series remembered fondly for its oddball characters and personality, gallivanting ...

 
 
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Randy Pitchford found porn on the internet

For those who are unaware, there is a thing on the internet called pornography. I’ve been told it’s quite salacious and pretty popular, making up roughly 99.9999475% of all Google searches. People say in these pornographic motio...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Who let the sharks out?

So how about them penis's? Gotta love a good ole floppy meat stick. Oh wait, there's not penis in my header? Damn. Shark coming through a picture eh? Well, that's some pretty cool art and all, but I prefer good ole groin finger any day. No ...

 
 
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Motorboat some boobies in Dead or Alive Xtreme VR

There are instances in history mankind can look back on as the pivotal moments that defined who we are as a people and helped shape our future. Walking on the moon, the invention of printing press, the discovery of the polio vaccine, t...

 
 
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Get a constant influx of pussy with Android N's easter egg

Yesterday, some Nexus phone owners were treated to an upgrade to Nougat aka Android 7.0, the latest version of Google's we-can-do-iOS-stuff-too-kinda operating system. It's by far the best version of Android I've ever used; punchy and crisp...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights: So much c-

Man... I want wings now. Maybe some pollo asada. I wonder if Hansen has a recipe for a good marinade for that... My fat gut aside, how the fuck y'all been? How was your holidays? What games you get? Did Mom pick the right color dildo for yo...

 
 
 




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Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition"Is it enough for you to come back?"

 

Mom Hid My Game!"This game falls under the category of 'goes places'"

 

Dreadnought"Legend of Galactic "

 

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Attentat 1942"A miniature museum at home"

 
 
 

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JcDent

A grill

 
Fuzunga

This is what fighting mustache guy should look like!

 
taterchimp

I feel like I got so pissed tonight my internal organs Probably not good

 
bong264

My one hope for the upcoming Dank Souls remaster is the hope for better servers and Been invaded twice and both opponents moved like choppy Gif unrelated :P

 
lewness

They made Plesioth Hip Check Part 2 fuuuuck

 
ooktar

Im not super into those Funko Pop figures, but this is one I think I need to

 
Fuzunga

Hey everybody, here is a little fighting mustache Hopefully he displays correctly on your mobile devices (ง⸟෴⸟)ง

 
Raiku Destructoids Champion

My Fire Emblem heroes friend code is Add me!

 
Mike Sounders

Beat Xenoblade Its a good game when it moves away from generic anime cliches and does its own Game is completely beatable without aux cores, didnt use any the entire Better than X but didnt reach the heights of the first

 
Tyge

Happy birthday to me,first drinks ever, turns out I like

 
 

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