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Friday Night Fights - Who let the sharks out?

So how about them penis's? Gotta love a good ole floppy meat stick. Oh wait, there's not penis in my header? Damn. Shark coming through a picture eh? Well, that's some pretty cool art and all, but I prefer good ole groin finger any day. No ...   read

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From the makers of Rapelay comes the ultimate VR porn game: Honey Select

 [Don't read this at work. This article is intended for 18+ over readers. All videos links are NSFW. Also, warning: brutal/kinky content in H-games, Western goggles, etc. If you're not interested in H-games don't read this at all. Unin...   read

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Motorboat some boobies in Dead or Alive Xtreme VR

There are instances in history mankind can look back on as the pivotal moments that defined who we are as a people and helped shape our future. Walking on the moon, the invention of printing press, the discovery of the polio vaccine, t...   read


Get a constant influx of pussy with Android N's easter egg

Yesterday, some Nexus phone owners were treated to an upgrade to Nougat aka Android 7.0, the latest version of Google's we-can-do-iOS-stuff-too-kinda operating system. It's by far the best version of Android I've ever used; punchy and crisp...   read


Friday Night Fights: So much c-

Man... I want wings now. Maybe some pollo asada. I wonder if Hansen has a recipe for a good marinade for that... My fat gut aside, how the fuck y'all been? How was your holidays? What games you get? Did Mom pick the right color dildo for yo...   read


Friday Night Fights - It is here!

It is almost Christmas and there is a new Star Wars movie out. *drops mic*   read

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Friday Night Fights - You dirty rat edition

Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide releases today. Oh boy, am I excited. I've had a blast in my short time with the beta. Yes, the game is basically L4D Ratz Edition. The atmosphere, the fighting, and the characters make it stand out from th...   read

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Sexy storytime

Please send Dying Light devs your zombie apocalypse erotica

If you want to accuse me of thinking that Techland tries waaaaay too hard sometimes, I'm guilty, guilty, guilty. Lock me up and throw away the key. For every fine example of continued support for the community, there's a dumb marketing...   read

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Stick Shift

Stick Shift let me jerk off a car

Quivering with anticipation, I slowly insert my keys into his ignition slot. A few moments of anticipation, some stuttering as he turns over. A moment of all encompassing rumbling as I turn him on. The engine is running, my car is ready. I ...   read

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Dead or Alive
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Boobs and more boobs in Dead or Alive 5 Last Round video

If the latest Dead or Alive 5 Last Round trailer didn't have enough explosions for you, then check out this not-creepy-at-all video released by PlayStation Japan that could very well allow you to create your own private explosions. In the ...   read


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New 3DS impressions
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I unboxed the New 3DS XL and tickled its sensitive nub

After a Nintendo press event yesterday, I was sent home with a review unit of the New Nintendo 3DS XL. I figured it would be a good idea to record my opening of it so that I could share my trademarked cynical indignation with you all. So, ...   read

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Link's short shorts

Link can wear skimpy shorts in the new Hyrule Warriors DLC

♪ I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy Link. ♪ Next Thursday's Twilight Princess pack for Hyrule Warriors will be one to remember. The DLC adds Twili Midna as a playable character, the Postman costume for Link (...   read

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Buff Peter Moore

Here's what EA thinks is worth a press conference

At the EA press conference earlier, Peter Moore stood on stage and showed off various modes in The Sims 4. None of that was important though. This is the most important piece of information to come from the presentation. Behold: buff, shirt...   read

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Gentlemen's Club: We're giving away tons of Payday 2!

If you've been following my Twitter you know I'm absolutely head over heels for Payday 2. I came in expecting a crime themed Left 4 Dead-lite but what I got was one of my favorite co-op games. There' s something about planning out a heist o...   read

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Videogame Clubhouse: The Valentine's Day special

It's time for that annual occurrence of public shame and humiliation: Valentine's Day. If that sentence wasn't enough to tip you off then know that I'm not a big fan of the holiday. So what is a guy to do to prepare himself for tomorrow? Pl...   read

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Look at Lightning's many outfits in our music video

Yesterday, while working on our preview of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, I asked those in the office if I should make some kind of quick video to show off some of the costumes I've collected in the game. Everyone insisted that I s...   read

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The Gentlemen's Club! The last one... for the year!?

Spencer and I are both two people who get really excited whenever our favorite non-denominational holiday rolls around. We have already been getting into the mood by listening to some of the greatest seasonal song hits from Bing Crosby to C...   read

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Rad Show: Kinnikuman Muscle Grand Prix Max 2

When I was a child, I use to collect these small flesh colored rubber men. They were pretty odd, but they were all unique. They were called Muscle Men, and I had an army of them. Then my destructive self decided to let them meet their fate ...   read

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The Gentlemen's Club! Bears wearing armor, that's it

You guys may remember a movie called The Golden Compass. While out searching for games to play on a show Spencer and I came across the game based on this movie. This movie had bears wearing armor...BEARS IN ARMOR. So naturally we picked it ...   read

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The Oculus Rift Tenga Falcon Rube Goldberg Sex Device

As you might've heard yesterday, I am back with Destructoid as full-time Video Warlock. And so, I've wasted absolutely no time whatsoever abusing my newfound power, and here's the first episode of my new show: Sexy Video Game News Hole. It...   read

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The Gentlemen's Club! We are ruining our friendship live!

Spencer and I pretty much agree that Mario Party 2 is the best in the series. The characters cosplay depending on what stage they were in! You haven't Mario Partied until you see Donkey Kong in a wizard outfit, that's what I always say. So ...   read

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Your PAX Prime 2013 group shot and community photos!

Look at that thing. LOOK AT IT. My god we're beautiful. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Dtoiders are the sexiest people at any industry event. E3? Check. gamescom. Czech. PAX? You bet your ass, check. And because we're so sexy, we lov...   read

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Killer is Disappointed

Killer is Disappointed: Gigolo missions & token weirdism

I really like Killer is Dead. I want to like it more, but I’m increasingly unsure if I should. Unfortunately, the awful Gigolo missions are a big part of planting the seed of distrust in my mind. Hah! I bet you thought you’d av...   read

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Senran Kagura Burst

Senran Kagura Burst will hit retail AND digital in Europe

Gentlemen, get your oils and scented candles ready, because Senran Kagura Burst will be arriving in Europe some time in Q1 2014. Americans received a localization confirmation from XSEED earlier this week, seemingly leaving our brothers acr...   read

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Senran Kagura Burst

XSEED to release Senran Kagura Burst in North America

Senran Kagura Burst is coming to the Nintendo 3DS in North America, XSEED Games has announced. The Tamsoft-developed side-scrolling brawler will launch exclusively via the Nintendo eShop this fall.  A two for one following a group of f...   read

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So, Nolan North wont be attending my local Comic-Con as planned next week :((((( However, practically every male Dragonball Z character and James Arnold Taylor (Ratchet, Tidus) are now coming! Nonetheless, I need hugs because I am w/o Nolan North :(((((

Khalid Eternal Nigh

Busy day, to put in perspective, I spent just over an hour dealing with all the crap to prep Mom for bed due to all of her timings coming up at once (some stuff is every 4, 3, 2, or 1 day and they all lined Ima try and write AoTW for Sunday, big 1


I dont normally shill stuff but Id really like to see Muvizu get on Steam so if people wouldnt mind voting (should they want to) to help make it happen thatd be cool Link

NukaAddict Quantum

Well after spending most of the day and night in the Infinite Warfare beta I have to its horrible, it feels like BO3 I love that but the maps are horrible and the guns incredibly

Mike Martin

Fun things to GIS: angry hair asshole, salad monkey fuck, wet ants, fat boy soup, and vs goku rap


The Last Guardian has officially gone


Me playing the Xenoverse 2 Only managed a few hours before the beta But it was fun, vastly improved over the last Combat is

Dennis Carden

Mimikyu may be my new favourite I just want to hug it and pet it and tell it that everything will be okay!

Electric Reaper

Looks like Steam might have a solution to that stupid Content in this product may not be appropriate for all ages or may not be appropriate for viewing at work I just hope it Having to deal with that age gate on login was annoying


Leman Russ joins the mediocre Primarch line Those MK III Space Wolves, tho!


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