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Videogames now cause relationship breakdowns

Relationships end all the time. Sometimes it's the man's fault, sometimes it's the woman's fault, sometimes it's nobody's fault at -- VIDEOGAMES! VIDEOGAMES DID IT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE VIDEOGAAAAAAMES! According to a survey of 1,500 gamer...

 
 
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TGS: Hidden cam of sticking it in Dream Club Zero

TGS takes a lot of getting used to. Unlike at PAX and E3, you can't just shoot video of any old game on the TGS show floor. First you have to get a special "Press" sticker from the given game's developer. It doesn't matter that you are the...

 
 
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XBLA gets Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter next month

Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter is finally getting a release on Xbox LIVE Arcade, after months of availability through the usual PC channels. According to Devolver Digital, Serious Time is coming on September 22. I read about it in a t...

 
 
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Free Steam weekend and sale for Serious Sam HD: TSE

Starting tomorrow, Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter is getting a free weekend of multiplayer on Steam. From then through Sunday, you'll be able to play co-op Survival and Campaign, deathmatch, and other modes in which you shoot dudes in...

 
 
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Nintendo wants us to take the 3DS seriously

If you were going to levy a complaint at the DS it might be that the games on it aren't that in depth, mature or serious. Yes, the fantastic little handheld has games that fit that description, but it's fair to say that they aren't its brea...

 
 
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Creative Director of Ubisoft Montreal says au revoir

As the creative director of Ubisoft Montreal, and Assassin's Creed and Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Patrice Désilets is a big deal for the company. Or, he at least was a big deal, as announcing today, courtesy of Game Informe...

 
 
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The House of Sam is very... wow

This rather astounding trailer may very well be one of the best I've ever seen. It's to promote Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter and it scores points for originality, if nothing else. Quite a few people didn't get the joke when it was ...

 
 
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Serious Sam for Palm OS may induce vomiting

Why yes, that's the unboxing of Serious Sam for Palm OS. And no, I'm not entirely sure what's going on here either or why Velcro is undeniably cooler when circular in form rather than rectangular. The lovable marketing muscle behind Seriou...

 
 
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LAWL: I made some Pokemon trainers

The folks at The Kartel make a good point. Why can't we customize our Pokemon trainers? It's not like it would be that difficult of a thing to code in, as just about all the humans in Pokemon games look exactly the same. Hapuriainen, a devi...

 
 
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Serious Sam HD on PC gets Deathmatch, Steam achievements

It's come to our attention that Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter was recently given a loving update from Croteam, and we wanted to return the favor. The main draw here is the new 16-person Deathmatch mode with 7 maps, 22 Steam Achievemen...

 
 
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21 billion hours of gaming every week will save the world

Want to save the world? Play videogames more. That's what director of game R&D at the Institute for the Future Jane McGonigal is saying you need to do. In a speech given at TED 2010, a conference where smart people spread smart ideas, s...

 
 
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GDC 10: Theme is Not Meaning

Soren Johnson spent five years working on the Civilization series for Firaxis, eventually landing the job of lead designer for Civilization IV. He also did work on Spore, amongst many other things. He also gave the keynote address of the 20...

 
 
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Serious Sam HD hits XBLA next week! [Update]

Last time we heard about the XBLA version of Serious Sam HD: First Encounter, a release date of January 13 had been announced. Impatient fans of mindless running n' gunning, however, will be thrilled to learn that Croteam's rather splendid ...

 
 
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Croteam: HD remakes take a lot of work

HD remakes are all the rage these days, and Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter was but one of them. Since the groundwork for a remake has already been laid out, one could be forgiven for thinking that they're easy to develop. However, stud...

 
 
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Croteam: Serious Sam is not simplistic

Serious Sam is hard. We all know that. But one thing it's never been considered is complex. You have a gun, you run around, and you shoot waves upon waves of slobbering monstrosities. However, if you call Serious Sam simplistic, Croteam may...

 
 
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Serious Sam 3 aims to rock your face off in 2010

Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter reminded me of the simple joys of wave-based shooting mayhem, and news of Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter only made me happier. However, the news we all want to know is this: Is Serious Sam 3 ever go...

 
 
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Why do we use review scores?

[Editor's Note: We're not just a (rad) news site -- we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware that it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our moms rais...

 
 
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Hey January, come say 'hello' to Serious Sam HD on XBLA

Following yesterday's news of Devolver Digital revamping Serious Sam: The Second Encounter for release sometime next year, we are now forced to drop down into the realm of sad news. As mentioned on the studio's Twitter, the Xbox LIVE Arcade...

 
 
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Are you ready for Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter?

Gentlemen, ready your chainsaws. I ask that you take a break from your Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter killfest to listen up: Devolver Digital is putting The Second Encounter through the same HD-ification process and hopes to get the ga...

 
 
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Serious Sam HD has seriously gone gold

Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter has gone gold, and is now up for pre-purchase over on Steam. Doing so will allow you to keep a few extra dollars in hand as you wait for the game to unlock on November 24. Now it's obvious Serious Sam HD ...

 
 
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Maxim's 'girls of Dragon Age' gallery arouses males

[It has come to my attention that the original incarnation of this story has angered some (not all of you are tools!) of the Reddit community for being too immature and not serious enough. Since we don't want to upset thirty-year-old journa...

 
 
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Dead soldier's dad promises they'll play Call of Duty again

A touching game-related tribute has surfaced in the press recently. British Private Richard Hunt died last week after falling victim to an explosive while patrolling Afghanistan. At the grave site of Hunt, a copy of Call of Duty: World at W...

 
 
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Serious Sam HD looks like a bloody good time

There are two things I feel obligated to mention when discussing Serious Sam. First off, you know those idiotic skeleton things that click and clack when they run at Sam and are literally never not running at Sam unless they get caught on a...

 
 
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Defending virtual rape: Not the same as condoning it

This week, William Usher of the Web site Cinema Blend wrote a rather scathing editorial aimed at the Destructoid community, as well as the community at News 4 Gamers. The article concerned reactions to a story I had written, in which Japane...

 
 
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Serious Sam 3 leaving 'cartoony look behind'

I'm of the opinion that we could always use more fast-paced, over-the-top first-person shooters, which is something I cannot talk about without mentioning Serious Sam 3 and to some extent Painkiller: Resurrection. Speaking with Eurogamer, C...

 
 




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